₦airaland Forum

LordFaraday:
If the govt converts hnd programs to btech for engineering students, what about the management students or students of other faculties, will they be issued btech too.

National Board for Technical Education NBTE. a body that governs polytechnics . From the name, you can see that if not because of greed, polytechnics are only meant for engineering or technologically driven courses. Management and social science courses were introduced to have more students and get more money.

Again, even in the university, the mode and duration of learning for engineering, health science, and management courses is different. And for the sake of simple understanding, how does Btech accounting sounds to you?

Mr Onanuga said his statement to the BBC was misrepresented in the media, noting that he never said the company had been informed or that the fine had been concluded by Nigerian regulators.

This Bayo is as stupid as the APC government

treesun:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2024/02/again-cbn-raises-import-duty-rate-by-another-4-4-in-24-hours/

Na statistics we go chop?
All praise singers of blablublu are we done? Or we should be looking forward to another episode?
Where are the: "Tinubu will handle economy, shetima will handle security" how market?

Solowise0814:
you are a big fool for calling Nigerians clowns, you will not like what will befall you if you guys refused to fix our economy, you guys will run and abandone your houses. We aren't fool we are just being patient. Idiot

This shetima is the biggest fool!
First, they should have known that Nigeria is not a country to float her currency, $1 will soon be #5000.
Poor policies they are making and expect Nigerians to clap for them?
This man's BH alleged link is manifesting again

alsudan:
Nigerians should prepare to buy fuel for 1500 this year and exchange 1 dollar for 3000 Naira very soon.

Where's the Port Harcourt refinery that the cocaine sniffing thug promised was gonna start running in December Last year.

I said it, now Nigeria is no longer exporter of crude oil. The more you imagine things happening in this country, the angrier you become

gnykelly:
We need to be patient... it's a new initiative

See them!
So you are using people's hard earned money as litmus test?

Xscape1993:
Congratulations to him if it is real and working!

Portal not opening

RadianceRR:
Nigeria is a linguistically diverse country with numerous languages and ethnic groups. Hence, here are Christmas greetings, wishes, and phrases in a few Nigerian languages:

Yoruba:

Greetings: E ku odun, e ku iye'dun! (Merry Christmas!)
Wishes: Ojo ibi rẹ yio dun pupọ (May your holiday be joyful)
Phrases: Ìrè tí ẹ̀dá ń gbogbo wa (Peace that surpasses all understanding)

Igbo:

Greetings: E keresimesi Oma! (Merry Christmas!)
Wishes: Ijeoma na mmụọ nke ọma maka ụbọchị (Safe and pleasant travels for the holidays)
Phrases: Ọdụm nwaanyị nọ na ọ dị mma (Our sister is looking good)

Hausa:

Greetings: Barka da Kirsimatikuma! (Merry Christmas!)
Wishes: Allah ya ba ka rai da amana a kowanne lokaci (May God grant you peace and security always)
Phrases: Sallah da yamma (Celebration with happiness)

Ibibio:

Greetings: Idara-Ọwọ-Isong (Merry Christmas!)
Wishes: Ọdọ nnọọ fere fi ọdọọ (Wishing you a warm and loving welcome)
Phrases: Ọdọọ fere kede mbọ (Welcome back home)

Edo (Bini):

Greetings: Iselogbe! (Merry Christmas!)
Wishes: Osanobua ma kevbe ihama gbe ọre rẹ vbe ọghẹre (May God bless you abundantly)
Phrases: Edo ne iyare (Edo is beautiful)

Tiv:

Greetings: Mbatsav! (Merry Christmas!)
Wishes: U I see ń doo (May your eyes see good things)
Phrases: Ọdo I see ń ku (May your mouth speak life)
Kanuri:

Greetings: Barka da Kirsimatikuma! (Merry Christmas!)
Wishes: Allah ya ba ka damuwa da lafiya (May God give you good health)
Phrases: Wulakanci (Happiness)

This your chatgpt translation is a beautiful nonsense

Jokerman:
1. If P&G leaves, means many people will lose their jobs?? Na wa o

2. What about their products, hope price won't increase again o?

God help us... And local companies don't have capital to start...

Make I go learn importation business o

Tinubu is doing well.
Except for politicians, all of us will feel the heat, let agbado republicans come to the defense immediately

Cloggym:
We started a relationship at the end of August. [b]She was the who wanted a relationship, [/b]and I liked her too so I accepted since I’m single.
We live just 1hr apart in 2 different cities in the east. So I wouldn’t completely say it’s a long distance relationship.

She visited, and I happen to check her WhatsApp while she was asleep. I found out she’s sleeping with a few other men, not a relationship cos I didn’t see endearing names or any romantic chats just stuffs like “ where are you? I’m at your house “
Are we seeing today?”

Should I confront her or use her for sex only , with protection of course

It's you that's rather cheating. Do you sincerely planned to marry her? The answer is no based on how you presented it.
Do you really expect a grownup girl to be 100% dedicated to you when you are not serious?
Your relationship with her now at most is you sleeping with her and nothing more.
Going through someone's phone when he/she's asleep is an infringement to his/her privacy.

Should I continue?

[quote author=fergie001 post=127316018][/quote]Thousands of take aways were written during Buhari aimless wandering around the world.
Please can you tell us wether it's rice or plantain that's in the take away?

kingsways:
The point is with the way Nigerian economy is , Nigerian had no business sponsoring anyone to that convention.

Millions of Nigerians are under severe stress, and I have not seen the government holding conventions to address the severe hardship their economic policies have caused


Nigeria is not manufacturing much and has zero contribution to factors said to be causing climate change compared to China, US and other industrialized nations.

Climate change is the least of Nigeria’s problems right now, and this jamboree to Dubai is not only misplaced priority but a wicked thing to do at this time

Don't mind the useless people, they will try tooth and nail to justify this shameless showoff. Our problem is economic change and not climate. Countries like Japan should have had the highest delegation

CoronaVirusPro:
Bunkum and balderdash!

Did he replicate same gestures in Anambra, and what was his achievements and legacy`s?

Coming from same man who stashed money in safe havens to avoid taxes and investigation!

Anyone can scribble the gibberish he put up there.

From the way Peter talks, one would think he has some outstanding legacy`s on ground which puts him in position to make such composition, but the reverse is the case. Even the present Governor of Anambra attested to the fact that, poverty increased in the state during his administration, and here we have same Peter oinking on what's not!

It's coming gradually, very soon, even to get data defend the indefensible you won't be able to.

GreatOchuks:
Obi no de take ear hear China 😂😂😂😂.

Ellu pee 71, Obi 72 , Obi China 73

Whether Tinubu mismanage Nigeria o , misrule and mislead , increase fuel to 3000 naira , 1 dollar equal 5,000 naira and turn the Country upside down ...

As far as Obi no win Presidency I'm overjoyed and fulfilled ....

As those him foot soldiers think say Na only them know everything so ,, make we all just de manage the 9ja de go...

Common sense is not common at all. But now not campaign time, it's time of reality . Political, religious and tribal stupidity will not put food on your table.

God1000:
They are not doing this for the good and benefit of their people but to preserve and protect their military regimes from ECOWAS and other external forces.

Niger is doing better now than it was under the so call democracy

psalmsjob:
I'm posting this as a response to the topic that made Nairaland front page yesterday; "See What Someone Bought With An Hour Minimum Wage In The UK £10", the link: https://www.nairaland.com/7929193/see-what-someone-bought-hour

UK & US ARE OVER-RATED NIGERIA IS STILL BETTER in terms of cost of living see a practical example why doing a price comparison: 1 pound to 1 naira today is N1,001 so are you saying with £10 x N1,001 = N10,001 you cannot buy everything in that basket and collect change in Nigeria today?

1 Sliced Bread = N800
2 Spaghetti = N1400
1 Gesha = N600
1 live chicken = N3,000
1 75cl soya Oil = N1,400
1 Midium size Butter = N600
2 Gino Tomato paste = N1,000

Total = N8,800 so your change is N1,200 that's if you exchange pound to naira at offical rate and buying at the most expensive stores or high brands. If you exchange at black market rate and buy at public market "days" you will collect as much as N6,000 after buying everything in that basket....that's about £6 left.

LET'S JUST THANK GOD FOR WHAT WE HAVE AND STOP LOOKING AT AND GLORIFYING ANOTHER MAN'S LAND MORE THAN OUR OWN....OUR OWN NA OUR OWN O

This your analysis is lame as well as useless. Dollar is the legal tender in USA and up till tomorrow, one can use $1 to buy something tangible, same goes for pounds in UK. But in Nigeria, even #1000 can't afford one a good breakfast.
It will be best to compare our purchasing power instead of doing conversation and all that.

Pakute:
Who is Galambi again?. It's high time DSS started picking up nonentities.
Nigeria opposition is proving to be a congregation of the most intellectually lazy people in the world. These are the same ratheads that would quickly point to US, UK, Canada,etc when they talk but do you see the President or PrimeMinister of an advanced country going to the legislative assembly with boxes or trailer of papers to present budget?. With flash drive, you could easily print out the budget details for each lawmaker. And that's the innovation Jagaban is introducing to end the archaic system of budget boxes. Nigeria's opposition are too backward thinking, everything na to dey open mouth dey wail, no sense.

Your stupidity didn't get part two.
Now answer this:
Did Tinubu came with any flash drive?
If the boxes are useless as you claimed, why did he brings it?

Do you think everyone can be bought with illicit drugs money?

Svoboda:
Netanyahu is heavily embarrassed. He has failed. Kill one hamas leader, 10 more will spring up. Hamas is more than a resistance movement. It is an ideology.

That's the spirit of terrorist group eg Boko Haram. However, what you don't know is: Israel is not Nigeria that negotiates, wine and dine with terrorists.

Faiththatworks:
When someone opened a thread yesterday asking which government agency is the most corrupt institution in Nigeria,some very ignorant people were referring to the police and the Judiciary.
I said it yesterday that it was a straight fight between NNPCL and CBN,and not up to 24 hours I have been proved Right.
Trillions of Nigeria spent on those scrap metals called refineries aka conduit financial drain pipes,and not even one liter of petroleum, kerosene,diesel or even aviation fuel to show for all the gigantic investment.
Every 4 years is always a period to carry out Turn-around maintenance on those scrap metals,the Minister makes money while the fuel import cabal continues their parasitic business.
I repeat, that's why I supported Jagaban,he must crush the fuel import cabal that has its headquarters in NNPCL,from the gateman to the GMD, everyone must be totally uprooted and new set of fresh blood brought into that agency.
For those Nigerians who have left the antelope in the bush which is NNPCL and gone after the cockroaches which is the police and the Judiciary,I daresay you are being hoodwinked by these politicians so we never focus our attention on the real problems of Nigeria.
My only prayer for Asiwaju as this year comes to an end,is for him to make sure crude oil flows to Dangote Refinery,even if it means breaking agreement with our foreign creditors.
The day a barrel of crude oil is refined in Dangote Refinery,the chokehold of the gluttons in NNPCL will be broken.
Still selling my Estate in Ibeju-lekki
https://www.nairaland.com/7905580/introducing-silvergate-estate-ibeju-lekki
God bless Nigeria.......

Just chill bro, agbado people said their grand commander will make refineries ready by December. Let me laugh 😂 in Swahili.

Army, Navy are busy destroying refineries on the daily basis in the name of "illegal refineries" okay bring the legal one on board.
Those that justify illegal subsidy removal will soon know where we all belong.

seanfer:
Election was taking place in 3 states and Kogi happened to be the biggest debtor whn it comes to salary and pension... Ajaero and NLC didn't go to Kogi or bayelsa to protest, but he choose his state Imo because his political party is going to benefit from the protest...

Stupidity is the worse form of illness owing to that fact that it can not be cured.
Should Ajaero chooses another state, you would have said what's his business there. Maybe you have forgotten the saying that charity begins at home.

The evil you are supporting today will consume you tomorrow.

Thonyb2:
https://.ng/2023/11/01/tinubu-seeks-senate-approval-of-7-8bn-100m-2022-2024-borrowing-plan/

Where are those saying money is been saved from subsidy removal?
Where are the senior advocates of nairaland?
Where are the proponents of master strategist?

I hope there's a spacial package for you guys or rather a new country has been built for you?

dealhunter:
I thought our former senate president case got to supreme court.... correct me if am wrong....

That was pre-election case not tribunal

Unbiased1:
Ionic framework not iconic, I think I made a mistake in my previous response. Ionic is free to use just like how you use react JS. It's only ionic pro that is paid to use since it's not for developers but, as long as you are a developer and you can write code, you don't need ionic pro, all you need is the standard ionic JS framework which you can install with npm similar to the way you install react and it is free to use with vanilla JS or typescript.

Got it now, thanks

Saintinoo:
Pls read my post again, CBN said the policy will benefit local production, and increase employment, I ask, how?

You can't make sycophants to read in between the lines, think logical and comprehend a simple question. Because they're always in a hurry to defend indefensible. The same CBN that claims banning those products will enhance local production is saying another rubbish now and my agbado people are all up with myopic defense.

adenigga:
Source: https://punchng.com/Cash-transfer-FG-seeks-fresh-$400m-loan-to-fund-15-million-households

Everyone's eyes will finally opened to reality when everything is over.
Creating an artificial problem then borrowing money to solve it? They should have borrowed the money to fix refineries or stabilize the economy before rushing to remove subsidy. Now people are suffering from the reckless decision they took without thinking

Unbiased1:
The best I know for converting your web app to a mobile app is to use Iconic and Capacitor frameworks. They will create a webview and also provide system APIs so you use some native features. They also produce both Android and iOS applications using the same source code. You can get tutorials on YouTube for guidance as both platforms have gotten popular recently.

Iconic is too costly

niel63:
Learn flutter... it's the easiest way to go.
Then create your views and screens.

I no know flutter sha, but I hear its easy to pick up.
You'll gain more from the process.

Why webview?

Was looking for what's easiest for me

Againstallodds:
Expect dollar to dip in the coming days

Where did you learn Your economics from? Rather than dip, expect dollar to go higher as there will be more pressure on forex that's not there in the first place.

Unbiased1:
The best I know for converting your web app to a mobile app is to use Iconic and Capacitor frameworks. They will create a webview and also provide system APIs so you use some native features. They also produce both Android and iOS applications using the same source code. You can get tutorials on YouTube for guidance as both platforms have gotten popular recently.

Thanks for your response, I really appreciate.
Please is iconic free to use?

telleyway:
Hello developers in the house, I wanted to convert my website into a mobile app using Android studio. I added WebView and other codes based on the little I know but it's not giving me the required results.

Please who will be kind enough to help me out.
NB: I really want to understand it and will appreciate any help or recommendation. Thanks in advance.

Please anyone with any idea?

Hello developers in the house, I wanted to convert my website into a mobile app using Android studio. I added WebView and other codes based on the little I know but it's not giving me the required results.

Please who will be kind enough to help me out.
NB: I really want to understand it and will appreciate any help or recommendation. Thanks in advance.

BentizilL0:
Maybe you're sleeping...
Israel has more.casualty than Hamas now...

Palestine must be free..

You are all speaking rubbish here because of sentiments and being blind to the reality. Hamas came like thieves they really are, opened fire on innocent people. Israel on the contrary, always tell innocent people to leave so they can face the terrorist Hamas. Every sane person should know clear here who's preserving the sanctity of human life.

seunmsg:
Is this for real? An attack on a day like this is so unfortunate. I wish him a quick recovery from whatever is wrong with him.

This is the stupid mentality that's keeping Nigeria behind development. We so much believed in the supernatural instead of reality of the present day. Anyone can fall sick at anytime, in fact, many people are managing some health condition for a long time.