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1, 6, 8, 12... I still have 6 and 12 somewhere in my wardrobe though. lol

Hypocrites, bunch of hypocrites...
U claimed we are not holy enough, yet u walk on the same path with us on the street.
you get employed and paid by an unholy individual/Your business is bn patronized by them.
You go to the market and buy the same stuff we do, yet you eat the same food an unholy human planted and sell. Bet you don't know the way to the farm?

You refused to watch the TVs due to its un-holiness and yet u stll use the internet

You sit inside the same transport vehicle unholy humans Manufactured, drives, along with other unholy passengers, I bet you should have walked down from Abuja to Lagos instead
Now, You got sick and you needed a transfusion, due to your hypocrisy, u proved very stubborn, u went through hell and pain and eventually died. Who suffered? Me abi u? Wetin u use better person wey believe say 7 different virgins are waiting for him in heaven after a successful terrorism and suicidal attempt
Na that poor little baby I pity pass, He lost the great opportunity of a motherly love as well as breast feeding. He will be forced to drink the milk coming from an animal (probably a very HOLY cow) due to his mother being brainwashed religiously coupled with ignorance in her life time.

I smell pretenders around... U say what?? U v got to get ur head examined if you claim to love someone without having any sexual attraction Somewhere in your mind, not even a hug or a kiss... Wtf!
wait before you eat me raw... Loving someone involves emotions, automatically your heart, body and soul are involved here, except if you personally avoid the s3xual aspect.
Ladies, check your boyfriends, except if u both hav a strong commitment and agreement not to sleep with yourselves, if he has never made a move or avoiding it, then he is either Impotent, a gay,too shy, or he simply sees or loves u like a sister.
I wish I could shoot some of those pretenders on d thread.

Relax dude. they will give you a grace/extension for another one year the day your current one expires. that is what they do. Come back and give a testimony later.

I vote for Jennimma


She is worth it. Apart from her good looks, i'm actually pleased with her answers to the questions.

very dirty indeed

Yeah, once. my first time, on a trip to Malaysia with Egypt air. my flight was scheduled for 2pm, spent 2 hours in Lagos hold-up and I eventually got to the airport 20mins after it took off. Had to pay extra fee and It was rescheduled for another 3 days. 2pm was the take-off, trust me this time I was at the airport at 10am. the witch way go come make me miss this one again go try. lol. that was a long time though, I ll always remember

buhahahaha
His noise is making him a millionaire though, some of The good musicians out there can't boast of that amount anyway. please tell the noisemaker to accept the deal

No one will tell you to either cook for him or not when his love overwhelms you, then you will stop seeing yourself not just as a girlfriend even though he hasn't proposed marriage yet, You won't even be able to stand the thought of him eating another woman's soup (even if it is in a fast-food)
NB: This is only if you can cook anyway.

Mine still amazes me.... I called on Saturday morning twice with no response,she called back after 30 min saying she didn't pick calls because she was in the bank. WTF!

So she went abroad to give birth Apparently our land is not green enough. SMH

Forgive me but I feel cats are disgusting :-( Don't you just feel irritated by their slow moves, sounds and their eyes. Gush

Mtcheww..

temmum3 ....I used a touch pad

Kai, I think I like this your thread o ... requavos

dhammyg:
I THINK IT IS FALSE

IF IT IS TRUE WHY IS THAT NONE OF THE RITUALISTS HAVE EVER MADE THE FORBES LIST

CHECK THE RICHEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD,NONE OF THEM DID RITUALSTO BECOME RICH IN LIFE WORK HARD AND BE SMARTFUCCK BLOOD MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cool down sis, be sure of what you know.... With the research I made, truly I won't believe a human could be in one secret corner vomiting money just like in the movies, but one thing i strongly believe is.. it is possible to make blood/money rituals so as to boost the business u are ventured into and thereby making more progress than your colleagues in the same field and making hell of money!

Please speak for yourself, say only what u are sure of and leave the rich men alone, A Yoruba adage says ; isale oro legbin, which means "The source of many people's wealth is full of disgusts" They all knew how they got their own Riches, either through hardwork or the other way round.

capip120: Ram: chai! these guys don finish my people finish my kind this year!!! why them no go see goat kill?
Goat: My brother you know Islam is a peaceful religion and as such peaceful animals like you are needed for sacrifice and munching...
Ram: but we have been proving stubborn of late nah! I called for a revolution sometimes telling all the rams to start proving stubborn to their owners which they did. I wonder why it isn't publicised so that people will start having resentment for us?
Goat: Bros see what, right from time immemorial una don they prove loyal that is why Bible recommended ram for sacrifice wey them wan offer baba God. see for example when God tell AB make him offer him son as sacrifice you no see say him come later provide ram for am? guys on periods like this you guys are doomed forever hahahahaha.
Ram: so na which way be the way nah?
Goat: shey na una they waka they cross mainroad like say na una get the road ney? my friend am afraid there is noway out, you created this so you deal with it!!

goat now eating meat and munching it with strengths that one could see the vein stretch on his foreheads.
Ram: guy na wetin be that wey you they chop na?
Goat: guy na meat oh!
Ram: which meat?
Goat: guy e be like say na that ram wey oga buy for that him second wife Adamu Don kill am na em I dey chop.
Ram: chai!!! there is God oh!! all this meat that you guys are sharing out there God is watching you ooh, Diarisgodoh!!! chai! chai!!
HAPPY SALLAH TO ALL OUR MUSLIM BROTHERS.

wetin be all this.. lol. na joke be this or something? Goat dey eat meat ni

SpaceGoat: since we have been dating in shcool people have been warning me. she is quite fat so she can easily carry me. during that time of word cup she didnt let me wacth t.v, she did that becsuse she want to wacth dstv.
i dont have any friends and i dont usually go to offce but onces i' i feel like all my burden as gone as gone but anytime im back home i feel down.
im the one pond yam at home " she said as a husband im strong to pond it.. im afraid of divorce, she will kill me. pleas help

Wetin be this
Kids taking over nairaland or something? abi I entered the wrong website ni? ( re-checks the site again) Kai, This Ebola holiday for schools eeeh! well, Monday is around the corner, them go soon resume

Keyana: why would you use the lighter I use for my cigar to light stove....... its over!!!!

Kai, so you dey smoke cigar. :-O keep your own "it's Over" take my own.. IT'S OVER!

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Oops. guess the damage was much more than I thought it would be. sorry bro, these gadgets are so fragile, u can't just predict what could happen the next minute. It s quite unfortunate. I ll advice trying somewhere else I.e another technician before you conclude on the screen bro.

Can it fly for #300?
what are the faults needed to be fixed?
Where is your location? ..Thanks

Panshow: I took it for repairs and it's exactly what they told 'flex issue' the man said I should come back today. I hope it'll be fix .

It surely will be fixed, provided the technician is good at what he does. Moreover he is not repairing it, he will only replace the flex with another one. Good luck bro.

brov u v just got a flex issue. sorry bro but u might have to go for a fix, it might stop after sometime but will eventually continue again.

[quote author= ]red pill...any of my dead family members are strict catholics and invariably they ll be in heaven flexn[/quote]So being a strict Catholic has eventually guaranteed their visa into heaven? hmmmm.

Ishilove: What is the use of my billions if I don't have my loved ones with me to share it with?? My family is all I have. They are the reason for my existence. They hold my heart. If one goes, I will surely be altered forever. So I will definitely go for the blue pill.

Bro, what is the essence of having those loved ones around when you know you are bringing them back into the poverty oriented circle. Are u quite sure they wanna come back into the same condition? Am quite sure some of them might just get upset and chop your head off for doing so or probably insult u for not choosing the other option.

5minsmadness: Of course I'll take the red pill....

Become an instant billionaire, invest, make the billions into trillions...

Then casually come back and BUY the blue pill

... This is a typical Naija breed. I like this. Just like Bovi the comedian will say, naija go still tamper with the heaven's list during judgement day

Are u coming to the city of Accra in Ghana and you want an accomodation or probably you are already in Ghana in need of accommodation?
I will be leaving Accra finally anytime from now and I hav a room with 1 year and 2months rent left over, I ll be giving it out with all the properties in it.
The room I quite big, rugged, newly painted. Big matteress for 2, mobile wardrobe, 24 inch TV and DVD player, electric cookers and gas cylinder/cooker plus all kitchen equipments. Everything in place.
You ll b sharing the house with 4 other neighbours, some of which are nigerians. the neatly tiled bathroom is shared (must b kept neat always) as well as d toilet.
The landlady, a ghanian, lives in another building, she is nice and quite helpful
Electricity is 24hrs as long as u pay your bills monthly.
I ll be introducing you to the landlady as well so she will know about my leaving and you taking over the room.

NB. Only peaceful individual please. The house is known for peace!

Location is around Labadi police station, close to Labadi beach. Greater Accra, Ghana.

Price is 2900GHc (aprox N232,000) inclusive of the whole property & the 1yr 2months rent left over.

Call +233543463225 (ghana)
+2348164204212 (nigeria)

Whatsapp +233543463225

Brother, I ll give you 450k for the vehicle. I don't live in Lagos but I ll arrange for the car to be picked up immediately the deal is completed. waiting for a reply sir.

Waoh.. if u mean 2014 alone, then without bias, my list goes thus;
1. Tecno
Hardly will u see a household now without a tecno mobile. whether the Android smartphone (Affordability) or probably as a second device, even some mobile phone shops has decided to base their markets not on any other brand but the same Tecno. look around.
2. Samsung
Their smatphones sales are so damn many around, especially the white coloured ones, that you can't even differentiate between the original and the cloned
3. BlackBerry
I know the craziness of blackberry devices has really gone down in naija, but take a look around, u still have so many of it, better still now that the likes of Z10 are existing and the prices of the previous ones hav gone down. Some people still wants to be associated with the BB.
4. Nokia
Yeah, u can never rule their devices out, their smatphones might have bn benched now, but people still find love in the eyes of their reliable small devices as an alternative phone with long lasting batteries
5.iPhone
This was the toughest part cos there are so many phone makes around to choose from especially with the existence of HTC , but hey, to be sincere. this brand can't be ruled out. it is widely used especially by high individuals.

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Am sorry, but didn't find anything sexy about the forest on his chin. it s rainy season o, make he cut the tick grass before snakes and deadly creatures turn it to a habitat.

I pity some ladies sha...
Bro I know how u feel and I truly understand what u r goin through. It is not easy having someone who never listen, religion aside, some women have this natural stubbornness of not listening and paying attention to what their spouse wants. And when he starts cheating, u gonna see them on nairaland with the topic "Help. My husband is Cheating"
And people starts blaming the man.
And the Hippocratic guys, continue o, u know u want your wife lookin like a damsel but unfortunately she looks more like your granny with her style and make-ups. instead of u talking her off it so she ll change, u keep telling her u accept her for who she is whereas u are cheating with the next door girl with skimpy skirt.

Sorry bro, I admire your courage, u are a good man but unfortunately you v got the stubborn spouse and now it is getting complicated, I won't blame u if u cheat in the mere future cos u did voiced out earlier. the only thing right now is prayers, or probably talk to the only person she listens to (i hate this part though but it s obvious u don't have a choice) trust me. If your wife continues this way, she is at the edge of breaking her own home and regretting it later, by the time she realises and wants to make amends, it might be too late. I pray the devil won't turn your sweet home around.

pfijacobs: Dat moment when ur plane runs outta fuel in a bornu highway near sambisa forest... Niggas b like... Pilot abeg crash dis plane o.. Dnt land it o....

queensenglish91: Was this meant to be funny?

sorry brother, but i wonder what could be funnier