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[quote author=lanre_front]Which brand of weed are you smoking? can hook me up with some; will be forever grateful.[/quote]LMAO! I wonder o

crux945: if you see an offer of 90k please rush and sell............best of luck

Gbam!

habib55: OCTOBER 9TH,CAL OR FLASH 07061921534.07056204549,or 2go me @habib555

Yeah! My wife's birthday mate!! don't expect her CAL OR FLASH as u quoted above o bros

Fellow Nairalanders, please does anyone who reside in Accra, Ghana have or know of any apartment to-let/ for rent probably around greater accra in ghana? Won't mind just a room with at least a toilet in the house. Please get back to me here.. Or rather, BBM pin ; 28CF09FC, whatsapp 2348164204212. Thanks

Nah wah for nigerians o
what exactly do u want, the lyrics? well Dbanj released Oyato and the lyrics was meaningful at least.. but surprisingly it was criticised anyways.
It s quite simple, we all know what the Nigerian music industry is saying, no need to decieve ourselves, How many popular Dance hit and club singles released in naija has a meaningful lyrics? none, except u just wan run out of market, even the R&B artists are making a cross over into what is in-vogue, PSquare as a good example. Styl-plus couldnt do this and they were off the industry.
"Personally" in one word is "SMART" enough and i rate it above any nigerian releases at this very moment. The beat and lyrics matches what is currently in vogue in terms of naija Hip Hop music, so those who are fans of that aspect will find it amazing. The Hook of the song verses (Before the chorus) "I no go lie, the things wey dey my mind....." most of the R&B fans of psquare out there will love this, especially if u are the type that love singing & parting songs with a higher or lower note (this is my favorite part of the song really), if u aint trilled about those stuffs, then definitely the video is there to blow your load. at least it has got something to make up for you, whether you like it or not.
I have always respected this guys.. and this track/video too aint bad. I ll give it a 7 out of 10 rating, based on the video though.
you can never satisfy humans, no matter what you do, how u did it or which route u took!

Otses: Somebody should knock Ideye's head for me!

Do that from your TV screen naw!

Nelly Ghenghen: ... which continent is tahiti on? how did they make it to the confeds? do they hav a coach? he should be castrated

:O why Evils Sey na his "thing" he dey use coach ni?

kokoA: Who dey pound yam inside my chest naw?!

Me!

Amelian: Very yummy, sexy with toned six pack, and incredibly shy

Is this your own One Word Description ??

Oahray: lmao... Another remix. I can actually dance azonto to this one.

Lolzzz.. I'm so loving the remix I wonder how the man ll be feeling right now na wah o.

hrmkz: By the time everyone start winking, frowning and sticking out tongues at a time,Let's expect more mentally derailed people out there!

Laughz and falls from mango tree

^^^^

Awon meteta n siere papo.. WTF!

MizEmerald: Dis guy no well again o,chei

Sewiously spkn!

gprincess1: 2 My missing rib nd hrtbeat......
I want u 2 knw dat u da only 1 dat makes my hrtbeat faster nd no matter aw far we are 4rm each oda naw,u stil av da key 2 my hrt...
Even if u nt arund 2 celebrate val wif me-Am still ready 2 STAY WIF U
Even wen d dark clouds arrive-I ll b waitin coz am ready 2 STAY WIF U
Am sure in d end we wil find luv so beautiful nd divine nd we wil be luvers 4 a LIFETYM!
Much luv Temmy.....

OMG! #faints #WakesUp .. this is d sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me.. I'm so lucky to have u in my life.
Fnx for always bn true to me Ife mi. I do appreciate this, i luv u and 'll always STAY WIF U, thru d ups and downs, when the dark clouds arrive, thru the end of tym...
So sorry we couldnt spend dis val togeda, am sure we v got so many of them ahead, for us and just us #Kisses

luap: Yes you children will come out very short. No taller than 5'9."
I do not recommend having any children. Adopt a child from the Netherlands. They have plenty of tall blond hair blue eyed children. If you adopt a girl, you do not have to worry about getting weaves, hair straightening or wigs. Your child will be the star of your village!!!!

LAme pOst!

WTF Does it matter

gprincess1: Abeg joo honey mi,I knw u be omo mumi nawww

Ahhhhhh, Lol. Honey nawww, na Daddy i wan talk na

binger: i aint stingy,just taste and see.

Yeparipa, Taste kinni #CorksGun

Kai! I luv Mumsi a whole lot Mehnnnn!

gprincess1: Wat is d best quality u av inherited from either of ur parents?

Ehmmmm... Thinkin, I dey come..

Daddy, u can't really force yourself to love. U gonna wait till it showcases itself naturally. Don't worry, when it does the words will flow naturally, even if your shyness is as high as mount Everest!

goddy godwin: 24 is my best tu n i have watch uptll season 10

Ehn ehn.. Really?? So tell me what happened in Season 9 & 10?? I'm curious, Am sure Jym Hyke and Omotola was d main cast of those 2 seasons u watched

OMG! I'm so much in luv with 24! The 8 seasons was so interesting. Even Prison break gets kinda borin after the first 2 seasons.

On a scale of 1-5

*24
*Legend of the seeker
*Prison break
*Lost
*Merlin

Galaxy SII - around 6 - 12hrs depending on the task it went through

Nokia N8 - only utilised when the first phone battery goes off so with whatsapp connected, it lasts around 46hrs (according to Battery monitor app)

bizzlemie: Things I do with my phone, besides making and receiving calls and text messaging:

1. Browse the internet
2. Listen to music
3. Gaming.......most of d tym
4. Whatzappin n' Tweetin'
5. Watch movies
6. Read ebooks (in epub format)


....and I do 'em almost everyday

SAME HERE!

Freiburger: So what happens to your srerring wheel when you switch off the ignition? it becomes stiff, how do you control the vehicle in this situation?

PLEASE NOTE: Turn off the ignition to keep the engine from running, not turn the key to a complete ''Zero'' position like when u are removing it

WTF I cant believe what most of you guys are saying. Being on wheel during a break failure isn't a nollywood movie. Only drivers who have break failure experience should post and others should read. I'm sure some people here has met their own waterloo cos of improper information from this thread after applying what they read here maybe during a break failure.

I WILL TALK FROM MY OWN EXPERIENCE ANYWAY..
I onced had a complete flat break along Akure-benin expressway and it was the scariest thing that ever happened to me.
At around 130km/h, was approaching a car so i tried slowin down and the thing went flat, was so shocked. Had to make a very dangerous overtaking, the only thing that i remembered was my mechanic, had to calm down a bit, get the phone, call him and shouted "BREAK FAILURE!! WHAT SHOULD I DO" his suggestion kept me alive or maybe uninjured till today. This is it;

* U should know by now that the accelerator isnt your friend so keep your legs off it

*Make sure you wear your seat belt

*TURN OFF THE IGNITION (very important)

*Press your clutch and shift the stick straight to ''gear 1'' (u might need to apply some force doing that on motion though, manual drive
rs u know this)

*Now release your clutch once (exactly the way you do when u are pushin your ride at ''gear 2' position. Manual drivers u should know what i mean)

*Get ready for a few seconds of Jacking before it eventually stops (dependin on the speed at which u lose your break system)

NB: Do make sure u keep your hands on the steering and trafficate before doing this to let other vehicle from your rear know u are parking/stopping.
God is with u, Safe!

@OP There is nothing bad in this, love conquers all they say, but be very careful, never date an older woman IF she has got some pride and/or self importance, or else u gonna eat the fruit of your ignorance. I had mine...talking from experience!!

Hmmm, the pic feels more like Junior standing at the corridor and snapping someone's parked car accross the street in a zoomed mode Don't mind me, Happy sales broda.

It s either the poster hasnt even gotten the Automatic car yet or he doesnt even know how how to drive at all cos if u have test-driven your ''new gift'', u should know.. for a manual driver, an Automatic transmission vehicle is a piece of cake, it takes just a few minutes of practise which u can even achieve on your own without anyone beside u, unlike someone who only drives Automatic and getting to drive a manual for the first time (God help u if u wont sh*t for body when the car embarasses u multiple times on a single spot .. If u really wanna laugh yourself off, giv your manual car keys to an Automatic vehicle driver, u go see drama when he finally get the car moving and starts shifting the stick )

P(ark) N(eutral) R(everse) D(rive) are the main gear positions and u should place your right leg on the ''brake'' before shifting, trust me, the ever first time i drove an Auto, i switched vehicle with a friend and i never knew about the brake stuff, i was shifting from ''P'' to "R" and the thing was stucked, had to call him and asked how to unlock the gear

One more funny thing, u gonna find yourself always wanna press the clutch to change gears and later realising clutch no dey under the foot o . i made that funny mistakes multiple times, but it is nothing to be worried about, u ll surely get used to it, u can as well get someone to sit beside u and hit u hard on your right hand when he/she sees u trying to shift a gear, with 3 different good hits, u won't make the mistake no more #JustJoking
I do enjoy stick shift compared to Auto transmission though.. All the best

Highbros: Guy, you talk as if bb users were banned from using watsapp. I have watsapp on my bb plus my bbm. Why! You ask? Because, there are people that don't have a bb. With watsapp, I can still reach those set of people. You see? You don't miss anything by using a bb and you won't have to cheat just to have unlimited internet access.

Brov are u sure u read and understand what i wrote before u replied cos if u do u
should know i was trying to clarify the earlier post of using BBM to send files which can as well be done with another social app that even works on all popular OS.
I never mentioned of BB not having whatsapp. i guess i made mention of the app not just meant for one platform/OS unlike BBM which is only made for just a particular OS. Come to think of it, i get bored talking on Socials most times, what else would i be doing on the BB after Social network boredom? Playing games like NumberCruncher and CaGlom or maybe starring at my phone and saying, Yes, i've got a Blackberry Bold 88
We v got our own different reasons choosing gadgets though. No offence BB users