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falconey:
as you can see clearly there are lot of people in that get together, you can't tell me she is so carried away she didn't know she opened her legs.

It happens yes it does but not in this kind of situation.

Get together huh? well I have seen someone at a very big marrige reception open her laps. she was in a short gown done with Ankara Material

Some ladies are not just addicted to trousers because they love it, but because they sincerely understand how bad their sitting position could be

Vicjustice:
Please, check my full reply, you quoted me half way.

I didnt bro. actually u quoted the wrong person for my reply sir. but I got it. thanks much.
one thing that hasnt been answered. does it make any difference if he took the documents he used to apply along? does it have any risk involved?

Vicjustice:
I think the immigration officers at the point of entry suspect that he is migrating

Exactly. that was what we thought as well. but he provided all the documents required before he got his visa. C of O. Landed properties, marriage certificate and his child's birth cert just to prove his coming back. but he didnt carry along any of the documents with him yesterday. do u think he should have gone with it or just leaving it here in the country was right? is there any risk pertaining to it if he carries the docs?

what advice can you render? how should he go about it?
His Mum might collapse if he is bn sent back.

falconey:
This one is a deliberate act.

Dude, it might not be delibrate. some Ladies dont know how to sit and it s really painful. I have seen so many ladies that were have to be cautioned before adjusting their laps.

Justwise, Vicjustice, worry359 and others. please I need your urgent attention. A very close person, like a bro to me got a Uk visitor visa last year, ddue to som financial circumstance, he couldnt leave until 4 months after the visa was issued, which was last night, he left on the basis of "permission to Leave" from office. He got there this morning around 7am but the problem; he is having some issues at the entry point.
He is currently being detained and questioned there as we speak and he isnt really allowed call home, just on occasional basis. We asked him the reason why they arent giving him the clearance and he doesn't understand why
He left with 580pounds as cash at hand, had a hotel reservation as well as his Office ID card.

Before he left, I asked why he didnt go with any of the documents he submitted to get his visa, he said someone told him it might implicate him. How true is this?

Also is the money he has on him too little to get him the entry clearance? What do you feel might be responsible for not granting him entry?

Is there anything he, anyone here or there can do to help him out?

Will really appreciate your urgent reply due to the fact that we feel he might be sent back to the country by tomorrow if norhing is done. Thank you.

Mhizkel:
I bet you dunno the meaning of crazy

As a matter of fact I do!
The question is Tell us the craziest thing that YOU hav ever done, not the one you imagined dear

Vickybee:
Don't mind them. They think it's everybody that's malnourished like them.

If i type my real age, they'll scream football age.

lol. she don vex o
U look 17 or a little bit above though.

Yemi, well, since you have subtracted 20 from your age and divided the remaining by 2 again before giving us the answer, then happy birthday

deboski6:
this is d problem with Nigerians, English language, first 3 words, see what people are writing, shame.
end
you

The poster didn't ask for "3 letter words" he mentioned "First 3 words" Olodo!

Popular
Money
Friend.

midasbliss:
Abegi!
If She Opens Her Mouth Like This at home, Then No Matter How Tight She Closes Her Mouth, When She's Fast Asleep, It Will Surely Open!

Seconded!

Mhizkel:
Kissed him for an hour with people watching

Madam calm down So are u telling me you started kissing while i watch NTA news and u didnt stop until it was completed, while people are watching. kai! you can lie o
let's be sincere with each other, you haven't kissed him for an hr non stop in the room before not to talk of when people are watching.
A real Kiss for 20 minutes non stop will render ur lips swollen and it gets boring if no caressing is involved. are u telling me you smooched yourselves while people are watching too for an hr? some lies are too strong and can make the phone vibrate without a notification just like my phone did while readin your post

falconey:
aren't you following? That was before the test. She might not be anymore it may not be a test, that is what am afraid of cus we are on break.

Dont blame me dude, did you read what you wrote?

falconey:
she base in kano, in her early 20s and a virgin( confirmed by me)

We were chatting on thursday evening(march 5) that's
when she gave me a shock by telling me she lied she isn't a
virgin that she lied so that I can love her more and treat
her like she is special.

her cousin sister asked her to test me that if I knew she isn't a virgin I would love her less that she did a mistake by telling me she is a virgin

well, according to your new discovery which is not even based on your first post, you might be right though, or probably she might be thinking about doing it with someone pestering her over there and wishes to test your reaction towards the issue..
Guess it is time you perform this your "Special virgin Test" on her when next she comes back if it has been working for you. Cheers.

Oga OP. I thought u said u confirmed her virginity abi? how come you still failed her test when she told you she wasn't a virgin

ShutdownBrown24:
Which Of These Three Is The Best Punishment To A Wife.

1) Reject Her Food And Eat Outside.
2) Bring In Another Woman To The House In Her Prensence.
3) Deny Her Of Sex.
Guys Which Do You Think And Ladies The Question Is For You.

1. Wickedness. A woman spent a whole lot of hours in that hot kitchen preparing what you will eat and after the whole thing, you decided not to eat. No offence but Men who do this have no heart. why not tell her not to bother in the first place? if she come curse you now, u go dey carry am around and later u say u v got spiritual problems.

2. Stu.pi.di.ty. U bring another woman inside your matrimonial home? what happens afterwards? u feel like a superman? Congratulations, you just made a permanent negative image that can never be erased in that marriage for life.

3. You deny your wife of sex and you create a pathway for another man to perfom your duties for you. very soon she will get used to your so called punishment and will surely find an alternative.

If you see all these as punishments, then good for You!

What amuses me mostly is how some of our women gets so close to the steering as if a passenger is about to drag the wheel with them. They push the driver seat forward to the extent that a collision is almost happening between the steering and the driver's chest come and see them turning the steering when making a U-Turn
Driving is fun, dont make it a stressful job. Be relaxed and enjoy it while it lasts.

when she is Physically and mentally fit and mature for marriage. Age shouldn't be a preference.

Nneka123:
Not with my hands besides who orders this kind of food on a first date I dont wanna mess my pretty hands

what is wrong with this one Pretender. These are the kinds that sits on the floor and eats directly from the pot with their bare hands at home and still sleep off without washing.

@OP YES I WILL, i gotta be an Id**t if I can do dat indoors and pretend outside.

Sorry but did I just see someone mention AGAMA? as in a LIZARD for a meal Geeez.

.....Spend the same money spent on the beautiful wife on the Good cook and she wont remain the same!

Dbanj fans? where are you guys? haven't you got anything to say this time around

5minsmadness:
Wearing a bra all the time actually slackens the ligaments that keep the bre.ast.s firm.

Lies dude. compare those who wear Bra most times with those who wear it only when going out and see which one does sag.

@OP. I am sorry but it is a little too late, This is more like a campaign after election. you should have made a google search on preventing this issue before breastfeeding took place at all. as nature would have it, There are no amount of food you could eat or exercises you might do to get this in place. I'm afraid surgery might be the only remedy here.

Gratia:
Drinks & food N150k? You must be joking

Dude, He is not. even just the Meat (Probably a cow) aspect of food has taken a lot of percentage from that amount

u make a device with two screens at 4 inches both1080 x 1920 pixel. what for? is that intelligence? These chinese people self.

WENGERNOMICS:
Bros, Christianity does not connote stupidity. When God sent Samuel to anoint David, Samuel told God that Saul the King would kill him if he hears he went to anoint David. God told Saul to go to the town where David's family was and say he has come to sacrifice to the Lord. And then use the oppourtunity to anoint David. And it worked. Samuel went, asked all the old men to accompany him to sacrifice to the Lord in the house of Jesse and there he anointed David. I cant even remember if a sacrifice was eventually done.

Point is: Did God lie? No. Did Samuel Lie: No. All you have to do if you have an Interview is to pray to God to make a way for you to be there. When the day comes: Tell your supervisor you have to go and do a transaction in the bank or you have to take your baby brother for a medical check-up. ENSURE you go to the bank and do a transaction or you book a hospital visit for that day.......then go for the interview. When you are asked where you went to.....You went to do a banking transaction and show them the transaction you went to do.

The truth is that if the Job is truly for you, God will make a way and you would find yourself there. You don't need to lie that you are sick or your father died......except you have plans to be truly sick or to kill your father etc.

If anyone thinks this is dishonest or a lie, try asking God how he performed it in 1st Samuel 16 and 17.

Very nice comment I must say! I learnt from this

^^^^
Yes she does! It s so obvious. Mugun. Love don swallow this one

Dude am gonna be plain with you, I wont decieve you, neither will I pamper you just like some did (Na the pampering wey u don dey get since childhood dey affect you now)
U mean u fought a guy because he took your gf's number? Worse still you no get stamina Like seriously what did u say before the fight started... "Dude oya return my girl's phone number" sincerely u deserve to be beaten over again. Thank God say dem no kill you self. Mu.mu, your gf willingly gave another guy her digits in your presence and u are fighting, no be say them force am out of her. To crown it all up, after them use your mouth sweep the floor finish, your gf went away with him.
Tell us bro, what did u do when you stood up and dusted your dirty cloth? Did u run towards your gf, ran opposite, slept there on the floor crying or you just stood up looking for your lost eyeball that popped out after you suffered? cos anything u tried doing at that situation will definitely crack me up if I was there. pele

Lothario:
if she does not love me why then is she still with me because we've agreed to get married after she finishes her studies this year

I can see how much she loves you so dearly, Dunce. There are so many reasons she might be with you, maybe because your parents are ok financially and she feels the future is promising.
Stop thinking about marriage for now. U aren't ready for it.



Your parents are doing the best they can, they know u aren't matured enough so they are trying to protect you

Lothario:
if only you had the kind of parents that gave birth to me u won't be different

Dude, as you grow older, your parents gonna keep watching your steps, how you talk, the manner of your speeches, the way you react to different situation. These are the stuffs they look at to judge your maturity status. Your parent arrested both of you cos you portray little or no signs of maturity around them lately, so u are too childish to make decisions. Drop the fact that you are a graduate. u need to grow up and start acting maturely.

Lothario:
she doesn't know the guy and that's the first time am seeing him if she knew him before then they would have exchange numbers the first time they met

What is the f**l sayin na What are u trying to justify here? I dont understand? Isn't that their first time of meeting, didn't she give the dude the digits? Pele OP. I wonder how you graduated self.

A child Mu.mu, u talk say make e no die, wetin go kill the child if not MUMUism.
You better listen to your parents before that girl sells you and still leave you some change in your pocket. She is wiser, intelligent and more matured than you. Your parents knows what they saw before they rejected her. Leave that girl alone.

You all asking him to sit his parents down and talk to them? Funny, no be person wey smart with good intelligence and maturity fit do dat one? wetin e know wey e wan say I laugh in Hindi

Am sorry if you feel am harsh, am trying to help you grow up. u need it dude. trust me!

Charlescobi:
wow cute baby

shadowgwalker:
does he look cute in your eyes?

I wonder