₦airaland Forum

Sonnobax15:
Unfinished story...so op,were you twanking the dog in your dreams,YES OR NO??

TechCapon:
The criminal even had the guts to switch on the air conditioner behind him

APOPTOSIS:
ABIA STATE needs 3 GOVERNORS.
... ONE will be responsible for packing THRASH. ... ONE will be responsible for ADMINISTRATIVE role ... ONE will be in charge of INFRASTRUCTURE.

Yankee101:
Story story

For naija elections

1. Close out all your investments
2. Convert your cash to dollars and hold in a domicilliary account
3. Inflation may come, naira may crash, riots may happen, fvck shi*t there may be no country again!
4. Have fuel in your car
5. Get food stocked in your house to last for a week or more
6. Have spare cash in hand and some naira in your atm ready account
7. Be close to your news source every hour
8. Have credit on your phone
9. Generator prepped and ready
10. No unnecessary moving around or travels
11. Have security forces contacts on speed dial
12. Know where each family member is
13. Have your passport and credentials at ready.
14. That's the preparation you need in an unstable naija
15. After swearing in, you see the Policy roll outs and first few months then you can go back to tbills, fixed deps, stock market, business investments etc


Extra, if you are a Christian living among muslims, especially in the north, know the safest backroads to your military barracks in case of a riot. The same Buhari has orchestrated the killing of multiple christians. If you hear gun shots coming your way or shouts or 'allahu akbar' with people shrieking in terror, move away from that direction. Seek safety in numbers. Be prepared to defend your family and loved ones.

It's sad to say this but it's the reality of elections in naija.

IbrahimDamola:
My brother, I suffered hell after the last 2015 election. The euphoria caused a cosmetic but short lived increase in the stock market, I remember Garba shehu claiming that the increase the stock market was a result of booharri economic mastership even without Ministers. He claimed 'Nigerians have never had it so good'.

Then few weeks later the stock market crashed, naira crashed, banks where I deposited Dollar in my domicilliary account were unwilling to pay us back in dollars, they were asking us to take naira even at a much lesser value than what was deposited, they claimed it was CBN policy, I was told I couldn't even buy goods with dollars in my account from China and India. Later they said I was going to need an 'inflow' from outside the country to pay for goods in China and india, that the cash deposit in my account even though enough to pay for goods 'does not qualify'. There was chaos, Godwin emefiele the dunderhead at CBN was confused. It was One 'trial and error' useless policy after another.

I was incensed and remember confronting the bank manager on one occasion, I told him in clear terms, 'I gave you dollars when I deposited in my account, give me back my dollars!', 'you don't have dollars but you are giving dollars to big men and politicians for round-tripping abi'. I was ready to cause a scene in that bank. They finally gave my dollars in CASH and I took it start saving it at home till today, I've not touched that dorm account again.

See, buharii was a pain the arse economically, he needs to be booted out. Nobody with great financial intellect will support him. Nobody!

Patowa:
by the time them finish am e go be like say e never enter road before

MrBONE2:
Agent 008

OkoAmarashy:
God would punish Perpetual Nkwocha in this life.

If Perpetual reincarnates, God would punish her again.

Onlinealaba:
When you see good thing, appreciate it.. doesn't look like a typical naija road..nice one Mr governor

wins18:
Most introverts come from Religious home. Getting laid is once in a blue moon, no matter how cute you are. Like if you quite agree with me.

Explorers:
The heartless assassin - who once described killing as 'like a day at the office' was jailed in 1993 the year Escobar was gunned down by police in his home town of Medellin but was released in 2014.

Velasquez then went into hiding for several years fearing reprisals from his victim's families and members of the Medellin Cartel he helped to convict in return for a lighter sentence.

He was arrested again in May 2018 on suspicion of extortion and conspiracy and had been back behind bars since then.

Thisis2raw:
I have been a follower of this guy and his friends for a while, this guy and his friends Saygin Yalcin, Movlog and Hassan..

Those guys are really painting Dubai red with their lavish lifestyle

etibaba:
Back in 300lv a lecturer announced in class that he will be running an oral Assessment on his course and that would be his CA, funny enough I haven't seen his course material before that day, so it got to my turn and he asked me a question (a question that requires a direct answer) since I had no idea I kept on trying to use biological terms to confuse him, the next thing I heard from him was "is something wrong with you upstairs".

Body weak me immediately.