₦airaland Forum

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

My love for nature knows no bound and it has no limit

I love nature! I love the natural environment anyday anytime twice on Saturday evening
It drives me crazy.
Nature does not hurry yet everything is accomplished!

DonFreshmoney:
Even Buratai himself cant transverse this route from Maiduguri to damboa then to biu..

Why is he doing the reopening of the road in molai village maiduguri and not from the other end in biu.

Travel at your own peril. The other Maiduguri damaturu road (between capitals) is still dangerous not to talk of inner borno towns

iLegendd:
So, on the first week of January, 2020, a friend who has a poultry farm gave me 1 fowl and I nicknamed her Amaratasha Jr.

As a caring owner, I started giving her garri to chew, but she said, "Sir, if you be ajekpako, me I no be ajekpako."

So, I started giving her spaghetti and rice, but guess what? She rejected it saying I didn't put meet in the rice.

After two days, she wasn't getting any VIP treatment, so she called me and said, "Boss, abeg, you get small garri make I chew? Na die I dey so."

I did give her what she requested. On the 4th day, I noticed she was reducing in size, so I bought her two rubbers of feed called "finisher" for 1k.

I brought the feed home and she was so excited and ate everything I gave her. I decided to feed her 3 times a day, but the second day, she refused eating and said, "Oga, is there anywhere and I smoke weed and drink? I'm tired of this food."

Out of anger, I called my friend and requested to purchase another fowl. He said it's 2,500, but I should pay 2k. I paid instantly and got another fowl called Burna Girl.

The moment Burna Girl arrived, I don't know if she was high, she went straight to devour the food Amaratasha Jr. refused to eat.

Tasha got angry and tried to chase Burna Girl, but trust me, little Burna started singing, "Anybody, wey no want make I eat, I go knack am something ye ye, I go knack am something."

Amaratasha looked up and said, "This one na wombo lombo something. If I no eat, hunger go strike."

The two of them started eating the food faster than Usain Bolt. Now, they eat as if it's a war between Iran and Iraq or Messi/Ronaldo.

Moral of the story is: when there is no competition, there is laziness and pride.

When there is competition, there is "seriousness" and "aim."

So, when you find yourself in a competitive environment, don't be afraid or jealous — it will only make your smarter and wiser in achieving your dreams faster.

Greatfullheart:
EYA

Blindersoff:
The Constitution does not protect the president from this. Same way it did not protect Bill Clinton from Monica Lewinsky

the court noted that the suspects had found her unattractive and too "masculine" to be a credible rape victim.


See judgement naa. Anybody in the legal system who makes heaven bribed his or her in.

Angelawhite:
Before before when fellow zombies never tear eye, this your post for receive over 200 likes.

Kingspin:
You should ask why there is no light, roads, good health care up till now. Are you waiting for another govt to provide them?

If PDP was a stupid party why will APC be most stupid?

Only hypocrites and the fellow-fellows who hardly think the way forward about NIGERIA will still be chanting 16 PDP. under present poverty

Tomorrow APC will be gone what next!

By the way who is PDP? CPC. Are they not the same people seeing in APC?

Electoral law will serve all party and reduce INEC and court announcing a fake winner. Is it a bad idea? I don't think so

NGpatriot:
And the same people demonstrated, shout, cry, called PMB names like tyrant, dictator and so on for Sowore to be released from jail, but this poor journalist with the same kind of accusation gets no support, no demonstrations, no shouting, no cries from the same PDP hypocrites and their supporters.

Sad.

jimyjames:
Almajiris are not online

Shibaraba:
He wants ghosts to be living in the house
His house his rules. I like him already. He spelt it out for them.

No be my other landlord for Ibadan Wey dey manufacture rules as he pleases.

Suddenly began to lock gate at 9pm. I turn spider man. Fly fence like Weyrey.
Because he has a poultry I must not buy chicken outside. If I mistakenly fry chicken na wahala. We no go greet for 1 week. I must not flush too many times. How he knows how many times I flush I never got to find out. Last last I teach am lesson. After 6months I fly outside .Left my things there. Came back 4 years later to meet my things outside the house. Biggest jackpot. He pay everything reach my girlfriend lipstick . I show am. He he he he he. Useless house for ashipa after Orita.

StupidNLmods:
What will happen to ighalo now?

DropsMic:
Beautiful.... One Nigeria

Tetehjewels:
I am actually male and if you know where BMCs are employed kindly point me in that direction and I would gladly work for free as I am currently doing. Thank you

Uyi168:
Pls if u didn't read the full gist , don't comment to avoid disgracing your generation ...

MrBrownJay1:
Was she or her husband living under a rock for the last 5 yrs....?! Rocking dreadlock or any Yama Yama haircut would get you in trouble with 9ja cops therefore rock such hairstyle at your own damn risk.

As much as it ain't right, that's what it is!

Toscarel:
Its cheaper and easier to use unlike the selfish and overrated apple mac

Brymo:
Thumbs up

helinues:
This is what we have all been clamouring for.. Decongest Lagos port and give opportunity to other ports in Nigeria.

SS governors should seized this opportunity to tighten the security of their region.. More job opportunities to your people while that will ease state government stress

Freetech:
Waooh! I'm excited about this.

A new door of migration to UK about to open to Nigerian and other commonwealth States.

Get ready guys.

Sunofgod:
Story....lets just hope it doesn't affect black people.

RuudVanNisteroy:
Stop with your false propaganda. Buhari is a lover of corruption.

iLegendd:
You're using Opera mini. Use Google Chrome or others and it will work.

sLentlover7778:
That wan no concern me.. my own problem na my local government chairman.. The man only comes around during ending of the month to collect his allocation and travel back to states...no single project commission by him...

I know say one day we go get sense Las Las..

Gerrard59:
Except on scholarship, if not, then his family is very rich. That's another version of Eton College.

Congratulations to him! Well deserved.

iLegendd:
Anyway, as we have fun here arguing and reconciling, if you're a married man or planning to get married soon, don't forget your woman's sexual satisfaction is a priority.

If you can't keep up, another man will handle it behind your back. Also, using drugs kill faster. Why not learn how to last longer in bed naturally and permanently by reading Lasticle?

The choice is yours.

Here is the download link of the free version of the book https://shop.wetclef.com/download-lasticle/

Probably they are coming from where she had her 21st abortion.



Na do or die matter be that o