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RomanceRe: If Your Genotype Is AA, Please Do Not Marry AA – Nigerian Man Warns, Gives Reaso by TheCork(m): 11:22am On Sep 28, 2020
Michelle55:
True.. AA or nothing grin
actualy My dik size is AA+ &12inches Longs.. r u still intarested? cheesy
EventsRe: Handsomeyinka And His Wife Are Both Celebrating Their Birthday Today by TheCork(m): 11:18am On Sep 28, 2020
Pa3cia:
Na ur new name na, the guy dashed you the name, meaning Bag of sand, e pain am, tell ur husband who the real father of those kids are, alagbeere.. be like lifeless catfish grin grin grin
Pls spek good English & stop talkin like a ilitarate that wento pubkick school. (No oofense) angry

Anyways please can I get ya nomba? smiley
FamilyRe: Left Us. After Eight Years, He's Back And Had Nothing by TheCork(m): 11:15am On Sep 28, 2020
Zzor:
lol,what do you think
Well I cant really tink right now..u makin our prikkk had again smiley
BusinessRe: How To Build Enviable Income As An Email Copywriter In 2020.,, by TheCork(m): 11:09am On Sep 28, 2020
Valwezzy:
Congratulations, more to come!
Thank u so much. Please can I all so mate wit u twice for 200 naira cash..a rounds? cheesy
RomanceRe: Help Me I Have Cheated Grossly On My Wife. by TheCork(m): 12:06am On Sep 28, 2020
Fgwa:
House plz don't mind my English

I have been married for ten years plus now, we have 3 kids. we are living in peace till date, but these days I find myself cheating on my wife with another woman, now the strang woman is pregnant for me, I tried advising her the other way round but she declined saying I should just go and leave her with her pregnancy, that she will be fine. Dear house, how can my wife wake up one day and discovered I have a child out of wedlock and to her I am a saint? My strang woman on the other hand said she want a child from me so that after I go she can be seeing me, that at her age she can not abort even though she have two kids with her ex Husband.
What will I do to save my marriage? Am afraid my wife will be troubled if she finds out.
Anyways bro, ignore this empty heads that cant advise simply becoz u fokk babe & pregnant her..its no big deal. Bro, all men fokk outside marriage. She simply trying to trap u.. bro all u simply need to do is tell yor wife somtin bad hav happen & break it to her slowly..but make u u tell her u can only tell her wot happen if she keep it between 2 of u. Juss tell her u was depress & u mistakenly fokk a woman for one night stand & u dint no she was married. ..she will get upset & get over it after few days..truss me wink
RomanceRe: Help Me I Have Cheated Grossly On My Wife. by TheCork(m): 11:57pm On Sep 27, 2020
Zzor:
I hate you on behalf of your wife,i wish I have her number to reach her and reveal everything you did and hiding from her. You men don't appreciate good women,if she has been peppering you very well at home,you won't have dared such thing.Its not good to be too good for any man.
Good news is u has dumb as yor name sound..the boy fok a chic & the bloody ediooot chick trap him wit pikin. Instead of advising the innocent man , u start cussin like homeless parrot. Shame on u( no oofense) angry
RomanceRe: Woman Sees You Coming And Hurriedly Bends Over? by TheCork(m):
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Woman sees you coming and hurriedly bends over the other way.[/color]
Simple...If she lightskin like u, I will juss come in my trouser cheesy
RomanceRe: Woman Sees You Coming And Hurriedly Bends Over? by TheCork(m):
Zzor:
I don't understand your post
Go an larn English jor..goat!! angry
CelebritiesRe: Lilian Esoro Allegedly The Cause Of Jude Ighalo And Wife Divorce by TheCork(m): 11:04pm On Sep 27, 2020
victorian:
Can u imagine ?
Hear what u are saying!

So because she divorced? She can now wreck other women's homes abi?


She should thank her Jazz man, the homes she's wrecking the women there are weak!

If she ventures use her stupid left legs near my man. She won't even live to tell her tales.

Useless Lilian!

She will meet her water loo one day. Fucvkin rich married men with no self control.
Let her continue o.

Smhhhhh
But y do u keep making our prikk had wit sexxxx photos...u really stressing me up nah.
R u enjoying it? undecided
FamilyRe: Left Us. After Eight Years, He's Back And Had Nothing by TheCork(m): 11:02pm On Sep 27, 2020
Zzor:
what more can I say,you are right
True. Anyways hi.
I apologice again..I juss mistakenly come on yor face again on yor profile foto smiley
HealthRe: I'm a super Skinny dude. Nairaland Body Builders, Pls help my case by TheCork(m): 7:00pm On Sep 23, 2020
Heartlessbanker:
you and sense dey fight? If una dey fight,abeg settle with am make you get sense.
U skinny like envaromental stegomaya moskito & then u come to nairaland asking people for food to eat....does nairaland lookalike hospitul?
Bro r u ok in the head?(no oofense) angry
LiteratureRe: Tishé, (the Story Of An Exclusive Call Girl) by TheCork(m): 6:07pm On Sep 23, 2020
repogirl:
Not yet, it's still in the works.
Hello. Please can I chop kiss mouth to mouth french kiss? grin
Christianity EtcRe: Your Dreams Explained by TheCork(m): 5:54pm On Sep 23, 2020
blessedchick:
good evening sir.
pls explain this dream for me.my mother came to visit me.we where gisting and laughing.then she was now using dogs to play with me.like dragong the dogs close to me
Hello please am a nollywood movie director & I want u to audition for a big movies.all u simply need to do is stand naaaaked in front of me for only 10 minute so u can win the actress part & I will pay u 300 naira cash. This is yor shance.
U intarested? smiley
RomanceRe: Men; Never You Wife A Hoe Nor A Prostitute. by TheCork(m): 5:27pm On Sep 23, 2020
dorin27:
lol. A peace lover indeed. Apology accepted.
Ok I will stop chasing u. But please under stand that yor pretty face makes peoples prikkk very had, mine especially been had for 2week non stop.. But dont worry, I will avoid lookin at it & stop getting had.somtimes it make us come Anyways we cool.enjoy! wink
RomanceRe: Men; Never You Wife A Hoe Nor A Prostitute. by TheCork(m): 3:06pm On Sep 23, 2020
dorin27:
none of the above tongue tongue
I juss apologise to u & u dint response.
Am a lover not a fighter
I say I will not chase u any more.
I wanna be cool
.ok.. Do u accept my apologies or not? undecided
BusinessRe: What Can Five Naira Note Buy Nowadays? by TheCork(m): 3:04pm On Sep 23, 2020
remsonik:
Our currency rate is really dropping down this days and this has been bothering me for a long while. I saw some five naira notes. It's been in my purse for some few weeks but I don't see what five naira can buy this days. Yet the CBN still prints it out. Is the five naira note going extinct?
5 naira? juss kiss & hug..no romance angry
HealthRe: I'm a super Skinny dude. Nairaland Body Builders, Pls help my case by TheCork(m): 2:58pm On Sep 23, 2020
dorin27:
I have been ignoring you for sometime now. I see you won't give up. Continue. But just so you know, you won't get any renumeration.
Ok I apologies. Am a lover not a fighter & I love women. .
I will not chase u any more.
Can we shake on that & be friend?
I want peace. Deal? smiley
HealthRe: I'm a super Skinny dude. Nairaland Body Builders, Pls help my case by TheCork(m): 12:43pm On Sep 23, 2020
DaSkinnydude:
I know what a BBW islipsrsealed.... This your advice weak me
Son do u want bbw or not gadddemit? dorin27 is available & will date anytin!

U want or u no want? angry
HealthRe: I'm a super Skinny dude. Nairaland Body Builders, Pls help my case by TheCork(m): 12:24pm On Sep 23, 2020
DaSkinnydude:
I know what a BBW islipsrsealed.... This your advice weak me
Son if u skinny like moskito then wot u need is bbw. Truss me, when they giv u face sitting...u will fat like ham burger within a week. Bro am only tryna help (it works) undecided
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Drop Your Date Of Birth, You Might Find A Match by TheCork(m): 12:21pm On Sep 23, 2020
QueenMarvella:
Okay.
Please I like yor hand written. please Can I mate wit u for 300 naira, cash? cheesy
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2020 Live Updates Thread by TheCork(m): 12:15pm On Sep 23, 2020
Zzor:
Abi,thats the truth
U again. Anyways please can u kindly put back yor photo profile...i..love to come on yor face again..& plis hurry!!(tanks) angry
HealthRe: I'm a super Skinny dude. Nairaland Body Builders, Pls help my case by TheCork(m): 12:08pm On Sep 23, 2020
DaSkinnydude:
Good day Nairalanders

I'm posting this here cos this is one of the most active sections. Please I need your advice

I'm 20 years, normal height, decent looking, but I'm skinny AF.
I have very skinny wrists (and legs).
Heck, slightly below my rib cages i even have holes on both sides.

Even when i'm with friends, I don't pull off my shirt.
I've been having insecurities and self esteem issues because of this.


I love short sleeve shirts but I can't wear them.

I can't even wear a wristwatch.

I'm someone who likes a well built muscular body, but as of now I can't afford to maintain a steady diet (say a particular amount of calories a day).

To the body builders and health experts in the house, here are my questions -

(WITHOUT A STEADY DIET)
1 - With my current body, can I gain more muscle/weight through rigorous exercises (like calisthenics)/ gyyming ?

2- How can I make my thin wrists and legs thicker ?

3- To gain more weight, are there supplements I can take with my normal diet?

Cc: Neduluiz, Pansophist

Thanks in anticipation.
Bro juss get bbw & u be fine! (Google bbw) angry
HealthRe: I'm a super Skinny dude. Nairaland Body Builders, Pls help my case by TheCork(m): 12:07pm On Sep 23, 2020
DaSkinnydude:
Good day Nairalanders

I'm posting this here cos this is one of the most active sections. Please I need your advice

I'm 20 years, normal height, decent looking, but I'm skinny AF.
I have very skinny wrists (and legs).
Heck, slightly below my rib cages i even have holes on both sides.

Even when i'm with friends, I don't pull off my shirt.
I've been having insecurities and self esteem issues because of this.


I love short sleeve shirts but I can't wear them.

I can't even wear a wristwatch.

I'm someone who likes a well built muscular body, but as of now I can't afford to maintain a steady diet (say a particular amount of calories a day).

To the body builders and health experts in the house, here are my questions -

(WITHOUT A STEADY DIET)
1 - With my current body, can I gain more muscle/weight through rigorous exercises (like calisthenics)/ gyyming ?

2- How can I make my thin wrists and legs thicker ?

3- To gain more weight, are there supplements I can take with my normal diet?

Cc: Neduluiz, Pansophist

Thanks in anticipation.
angry
CrimeRe: Please Help: What Does This Really Mean? by TheCork(m): 11:11am On Sep 23, 2020
16September2020:
Any suggestions please?
yes please..please can I mate wit u twice for 300 naira each. I normally pay 200 naira. Big shance & I will pay u cash. deal? cheesy
CelebritiesRe: MADT! Bobrisky Exposes D*ck In Recent Post (see Photos) by TheCork(m): 11:06am On Sep 23, 2020
Jacyeen:
I said you are MAD
U juss loss yor shance. Do u realise am from London a Londoner? I drive BMW. Can yor boyfriend have moiney? Anyways please be nice. Am a lover not a fighter. I will giv u moiney
Please please can I hav yor nomba? smiley
CelebritiesRe: MADT! Bobrisky Exposes D*ck In Recent Post (see Photos) by TheCork(m): 11:04am On Sep 23, 2020
Jacyeen:
, I said you are MAD AND MAY HOT THUNDER STRIKE YOU
^^^^ calm down beautifull ladys dont swaaar. This is the side effect of going to government publick school. ..& then she complain she cant find mans on nairaland (shakin my head) undecided
FamilyRe: Man Sues His Children For Peeping While Making Love With Their Mother by TheCork(m): 5:59am On Sep 23, 2020
Jimbadly:
Take this.
Take dik jorr. Please act like a lady. Bye

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