₦airaland Forum

advocate666:
He was probably assigned that bunker with a yoruba solder who ran away.

Okoyeebows:
Before you put 1 Naira in the Nigerian stock exchange, go and watch THE WOLF OF WALL STREET. Nigerian Stock Exchange is a place run by Judas Iscariots. Go and find out what Ndi Okereke Onyuike did there. Go and find out what Transcorp did there.

People regularly get burnt in that place of corporate scammers, you need sound financial education to make money there.

Let me tell you a secret Mtn doesn't want you to know. There is a company called MTN International (Mauritius) Limited, which has the controlling 76.08 per cent equity, or 15,485,544,050 shares valued at about N309.71 billion. Once they recoup their money paid as fine with extra by gullible Nigerians, they are getting out. That's exactly how Etisalat got a cash investment and Mudabala telecoms (the Arab owners) ran off with the money.

What most people don't know is that just last Friday, Mtn borrowed 200 Billion for a 7 year tenure from a consortium of banks just Friday 17th of May.

You see that fine mtn paid, they are stylishly collecting it back from Nigerians. They would eventually dump everything and run off like Etisalat. They are scamming as much people as possible preparatory to running away.

The banks they obtained the loan from know this but they don't care. They would willingly take over mtn like they did to Etisalat.

This same Gbenga Oyebode on Mtn board is the chairman of Access bank. Go and find out what Access bank did to Etisalat.

astrodome:
Would help if you take life easy and understand a joke when you see one.

Okoyeebows:
You've forgotten that Oluomo has a Nobel Laureate while Okoros have been dying of bitterness and hatred with nothing to show.

It is genetically impossible for Okoros to win 2 things: a Nobel Laureate and a Grammys. They are not yet mentally evolved.
Oluomos have 13 Grammys with Okoros nothing to show.

MJBOLT:

GoT had a terrible ending,i hope those GoT fanatics will think twice before comparing it to Lord Of The Rings

tintingz:
I hope the authorities are seeing this.

bukatyne:
And NLers are taking her seriously.

Indomie001:
Freedom of speech is guaranteed but surly freedom after speech is what does not safe.


To you this might be a kind of dry joke or true but trust me if its true , you ll surly pay for it .


Naira marly saga comes to mind.

Yawn.

I am currently at the basement of the SSS HQ being tortured by Mamman Daura.


Let me tell you about what happened in the past 36 hours.....

Remove the 001 in your moniker and put GENERATION there.

tosinornottosin:
Don't you think you're trying too hard to be funny

IvarTheTerrible:


As an undercover officer in the Nigerian Police, i was caught up in a robbery at the neighbourhood grocery store at Umuahia

After buying St Moritz cigarettes, I was window-shopping - things my 75000 naira salary couldn't buy

I was at the perfume section farthest from the entrance when i heard " Make una drop am!!!, biko, biko!!!"

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1st lesson of Police training school - assess your surroundings.

I quickly checked the CCTV cameras and i saw 3 fierce looking boys up to no good.


One was guarding the entrance, one robbing customers and the last one was stationed on the girl at the counter. Division of labour at its best.


Back to my story, where was I?


I silently said my last prayers under my breath unlike the those screaming "Amadioha, Jesus and Allah" at the top of their lungs.

I drew my service pistol silently and inched forward slowly in combat stance, sweating furiously even under the A.C.

BANG! I plugged the Mr. Customer Service. His blood splashed on one fat Deeper Life looking woman.


" BLOOOOOOODDDDD OFFFFFFF JESSSSSSUSSSS !!!!!!!" She screamed. How she knew his name, i know not


The gunshots were loud and deafening.

Mr. Doorman was trying to run away, fumbling with the lock. I shot him in the back.

Lesson Number 2 : Use maximum deadly force if belligerents are armed. 2 down out of 3.

I turned to face the last one at the counter.

All i saw was the frightened face of the cashier


Lesson Number 3 : How could i forget ? DON'T BE OUTFLANKED. DON'T BE OUTFLANKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Several things happened in the next 5 nerve-wracking seconds......



I looked at the girl's face.... her eyes went behind me AND..........



I looked at the CCTV AND...................................................



My eyes saw a running movement in the cameras AND................


I heard movement behind me


A split second before my eyes + brain + feet + ears combined as ONE!!!!!

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I was already diving when i felt the impact on my back, the force propelled me against the shelf full of cornflakes.


I was coughing up blood, my knees bent..... gun lost in the dive when he walked up to me


He cocked the sawned off shot -gun to dispatch me to my Maker


Lesson Number 99 : ALWAYS keep a side chick

I had a side piece in my ankle holster.... I pulled it and shot him in his right eye.

Maybe i eventually met my Maker, but he definitely did so before me

The End.

wirinet:
Float currency ke, when we import over 80% of our consumables, including fuel. That would have disastrous socioeconomic consequences.

Before the government can attempt to float the naira, we muse stop the importation of the following items;
1. Fuel - petrol, diesel, kerosene and aviation fuel.
2. Rice
3. Chicken and other poultry products
4. Steel.
5. Bitumen.
6. Fish

Okoyeebows:
Your tears have just started.

Market near the airport. You clowns want to be hawking garden egg in the airport.

sotall:
This woman na real game changer.

International mum

Only you get citizen of Italy, Switzerland and Germany.


The Switzerland kid is the luckiest of them all.

donbenie:
Whistling PSquare's Temptation in 2001?

You must be a Time Traveler on top your Assassination Skills..