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 Crime › Re: Pay N5000 Or Have Sex With Us: Policemen Tell Women Arrested In Abuja Night Club by TheFacelessMan: 5:33pm On Apr 30, 2019 |
 Once upon a time, i was a policeman. |
| Crime › Re: 2 Kidnappers Caught In Bayelsa, One Beaten To Death By Mob (Graphic Photos) by TheFacelessMan: 5:31pm On Apr 30, 2019 |
Some years back, i was a pig-napper. 1 Like |
| Health › Re: Doctor Uses Slippers As A Neck Collar To Save Accident Victim(photos) by TheFacelessMan: 5:25pm On Apr 30, 2019*. Modified: 6:47pm On Apr 30, 2019 |
I remember using a bomb to save a life or lives?  Mobutu Sese Seko was not the best of leaders...but he was my Boss. He was the worst kind of tyrant. Bloodthirsty and money-hungry A revolution happened and soon a mob of 100 had arrived the gates of the Presidential Palace. They were ready to tear him to pieces, screaming for his blood. I was the only one standing between him and them. On my RIGHT, I had Mobutu, his pale face blanched of blood, almost grey, sweating like an Xmas goat. On the LEFT, i had the baying crowd that was looking more and more out of control by the second... I had a tough decision to make. The man paying my salary OR the Masses. I threw the bomb in the direction of......  To be continued. 9 Likes 1 Share |
| Car Talk › Re: See How This Autonomous BMW 7 Series Can Scare Away Your Village People (video) by TheFacelessMan: 5:14pm On Apr 30, 2019 |
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| Crime › Re: The Memoirs Of A Faceless Man by TheFacelessMan(op): 4:59pm On Apr 30, 2019 |
TheFacelessMan:Episode...….. I really like this one. I saved someone in one of my previous adventures from Jungle Justice. This time around I was a perpetrator. 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Crime › Re: Mob Kills Samuel Nkennaya Nigerian Wrongly Accused Of Kidnapping In South Africa by TheFacelessMan: 4:36pm On Apr 30, 2019 |
Darksider131:Pity your father first. He needs it more  |
| Crime › Re: Mob Kills Samuel Nkennaya Nigerian Wrongly Accused Of Kidnapping In South Africa by TheFacelessMan: 4:29pm On Apr 30, 2019 |
prince3009:Please get psychiatric help. You must be mistaken |
| Crime › Re: Mob Kills Samuel Nkennaya Nigerian Wrongly Accused Of Kidnapping In South Africa by TheFacelessMan: 4:17pm On Apr 30, 2019*. Modified: 5:02pm On Apr 30, 2019 |
RIP to this guy. But let me share this. I remember participating in jungle justice once at Computer Village. This guy had been accused of stealing an Iphone. When we searched him, he had a Samsung S9, brand new, with his family pictures. No iPhone! Yet the crowd insisted on lynching him.... I was relishing keeping his phone. Someone had brought petrol and the bonfire was set 6 guys had surrounded this slender looking guy. As they advanced towards him, i saw some pictures and shouted : "WAIT!!!!!!!" Before the words died in my throat, https://thumbs.gfycat.com/HighlevelFaintJunebug-size_restricted.gif Attackers 1 and 2 were floating in the air in slow motion The would-be lynchee was punching - hard and fast. Attacker number 3 was flat on his back 0.5 second later. Numbers 4,5 & 6 started a 100m sprint AWAY from the guy. https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ChiefPopularFrigatebird-size_restricted.gif His shirt was still snow white when he walked over to me. "I was keeeeeeeee, keeeeee, keepingggggggg it for you, Sir", I stammered at this boy, at least 8 years younger than me He stared at me coldly and snatched his phone from my hand. This was the picture i saw on his phone..... 39 Likes 3 Shares
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| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Ernst And Young (EY) 2019 Graduate Recruitment by TheFacelessMan: 4:14pm On Apr 30, 2019 |
Jomabu, i hope you didn't mail me because of this job....i was only kidding |
| Politics › Re: FG Spends N34 Million To Feed Prisoners Daily - Nigerian Prisons Service (NPS) by TheFacelessMan: 3:56pm On Apr 30, 2019 |
Reelmii:Drunk is your status right now. Read again! |
| Politics › Re: Muhammed Mahmood And Daughter Regain Freedom From Kidnappers by TheFacelessMan: 3:26pm On Apr 30, 2019 |
I was in a kidnapper before in Talata Mafara... 2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Outrage As Nigerian Man Beats A Lady Who Confronted Him (Photos) by TheFacelessMan: 3:12pm On Apr 30, 2019 |
INDUSTRIALFAN:Look at the last line.... |
| Politics › Re: BREAKING: Senate Pass 2019 Budget, Adds Extra Figures by TheFacelessMan: 2:55pm On Apr 30, 2019 |
Many years back, I was a Lawmaker in...... |
| Romance › Re: Outrage As Nigerian Man Beats A Lady Who Confronted Him (Photos) by TheFacelessMan: 2:36pm On Apr 30, 2019 |
MILE HIGH CLUB PART 2: My eyes popped open and I saw Bukar slowly pulling a truncheon from his trousers, advancing like I was a tiger in a cage. I jumped up and turned to run towards the back of the plane. Was that my plan B? You would ask. But I sure as hell wasn’t going to run into the arms of Bukar. He was huge and could obviously crush me easily. Suddenly, I saw that Bukar was not the only undercover agent on the plane. Rachel had dropped all pretense and she was blocking the rear. I immediately chose the lesser evil. Pretty girl vs Black Gorilla ? Yes, you guessed right! I ran to the back. This wasn’t time to be a gentleman. I would beat her silly and use her as a hostage to get out of this mess. I was nearly upon her when her right fist shot out at the speed of lightning. “POW, POW” [img]https://usatthebiglead.files./2013/08/daniel-jacobs-giovanni-lorenzo-face.gif?w=640[/img] What tha ?? Half of my face exploded in pain and before my brain could even process what was happening, her left hook to my stomach sucked all the air in me. Very very far away, in slow motion, I dropped to one knee…… TO BE CONTINUED ON MY PROFILE...... 7 Likes |
| Crime › Re: Zainab Aliyu Has Been Released To Nigerian Mission In Saudi Arabia by TheFacelessMan: 2:29pm On Apr 30, 2019 |
Ooni:Do you know what evidence they presented or you are trying to prove you are STUPID? You are succeeding, please carry on! 2 Likes |
| Business › Re: Protesters Shut Down Lagos Computer Village Over Installation Of Woman As Leader by TheFacelessMan: 1:40pm On Apr 30, 2019*. Modified: 9:27pm On Apr 30, 2019 |
Kennydoc:Go and read your history books 5 Likes
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| Crime › Re: Prostitution is a crime in Nigeria - ACP Abayomi Shogunle by TheFacelessMan: 1:12pm On Apr 30, 2019*. Modified: 9:28pm On Apr 30, 2019 |
Kai....if they are serious... we would lose 99% of 7 Likes
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| Business › Re: Protesters Shut Down Lagos Computer Village Over Installation Of Woman As Leader by TheFacelessMan: 1:10pm On Apr 30, 2019*. Modified: 9:28pm On Apr 30, 2019 |
Kennydoc:Sorry, accept my condolences. 5 Likes |
| Sports › Re: Andy Ruiz Jr. Is Anthony Joshua Opponent For New York Bout by TheFacelessMan: 1:01pm On Apr 30, 2019 |
Many years back, I fought with Kamoru Balogun. He was one of the most notorious omo oniles/ Agberos that were in Ojuelegba. I give him the conductor N1000 and asked for my N900 but he denied I had paid him. I was trying to be a gentleman but i was fast losing my temper... 4 Likes 1 Share |
| Business › Re: Protesters Shut Down Lagos Computer Village Over Installation Of Woman As Leader by TheFacelessMan: 12:59pm On Apr 30, 2019*. Modified: 9:28pm On Apr 30, 2019 |
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| Crime › Re: Slay Queens And Their Boyfriends Busted For Robbery In Rivers State. Photos by TheFacelessMan: 12:56pm On Apr 30, 2019 |
 Many years back, I was busted with my girlfriend. Her name was Fatima, she was loaded back and front |
| Politics › Re: Dabiri Accused Of Playing Tribe Over Not Mentioning Names Of Arrested Fraudsters by TheFacelessMan: 12:55pm On Apr 30, 2019 |
caracas: 2 Likes 1 Share
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| Business › Re: Protesters Shut Down Lagos Computer Village Over Installation Of Woman As Leader by TheFacelessMan: 12:50pm On Apr 30, 2019*. Modified: 1:12pm On Apr 30, 2019 |
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| Romance › Re: .. by TheFacelessMan: 12:46pm On Apr 30, 2019 |
Many years ago ... |
| Celebrities › Re: Eedris Abdulkareem Celebrates His Son On His Birthday (photos) by TheFacelessMan: 12:34pm On Apr 30, 2019 |
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| Celebrities › Re: Eedris Abdulkareem Celebrates His Son On His Birthday (photos) by TheFacelessMan: 12:19pm On Apr 30, 2019*. Modified: 9:29pm On Apr 30, 2019 |
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| Celebrities › Re: Eedris Abdulkareem Celebrates His Son On His Birthday (photos) by TheFacelessMan: 12:16pm On Apr 30, 2019 |
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| Celebrities › Re: Eedris Abdulkareem Celebrates His Son On His Birthday (photos) by TheFacelessMan: 12:16pm On Apr 30, 2019 |
Gratefulheart01:Let me finish my story. I have your medicine |
| Celebrities › Re: Eedris Abdulkareem Celebrates His Son On His Birthday (photos) by TheFacelessMan: 12:10pm On Apr 30, 2019 |
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