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FhukaFhuka:

hopefulLandlord:
Thank you my brother. may Yahweh bless you sir

Christians should be very watchful of their utterances against Pastor Samuel Emeka as what he did might've been commanded by Yahweh as he works in mysterious ways and his wisdom looks like foolishness unto man.

Yahweh once told the Israelites to kill all midianites but keep young virgin girls as war booty. This sounds wrong to us but whatever Yahweh commands is wise even if it looks wrong in our limited knowledge he has his reasons

Yahweh figuratively destroyed Saul for not totally destroying the Amalekites

Yahweh once told Ezekiel to eat bread baked with human shiit

Same way Yahweh sent lying spirits to Ahab's prophets. This also sounds wrong to us but he has his reasons we aren't privy to and he answers to no one

Yahweh also hardened Pharaoh's heart while using that as opportunity to send more plagues and kill innocent people until all firstborn sons of the Egyptians are dead. This also sounds cruel but that's Yahweh showing us his loving power and nobody should question him

Yahweh struck Onan dead for refusing to cum into his brother's wife's vagyna


Yahweh's ways are not our ways
its possible Yahweh instructed Pastor Samuel Emeka to kidnap this boy. Yahweh might have his reasons so we should not use our limited knowledge to judge what a man talking to a being of unlimited knowledge does. Beware not to bring a curse upon your lives and future generations by attacking a true men of Yahweh

azraeljaheel:
Your reward is in heaven

azraeljaheel:
Please I need you to do a short story on WHEN GUN FAILS

TheFacelessMan:


I remember facing a baying mob in 1992 close to Kalakuta Shrine..

A young lady had stolen baby formula because she was a school drop-out and had no one to rely on

A crowd of 5 unemployed youth were tearing her clothes when i ran to the scene


I jumped in front of her and used my shoulder to block a plank that was destined to flatten her head.

I quickly pulled off my shirt and trousers to cover her nudity when i recalled

my boxers were torn....they weren't my Xmas ones


The boys shouted on me to get out of the way so they would lynch her. I of course refused.

The touts started splashing petrol on us both....i was in my boxers and shivering that cold August morning.


I knew i had to take action or both me and the young lady would arrive Heaven /Hell in the next few seconds

Blood was rushing to my head, my body taut with the adrenaline surge.... i moved forward and headbutted the leader on the bridge of his nose

I pulled the nearest thug to me like i wanted to whisper to him and i grabbed a fistful of his balls and squeezed with all my strength.

The 3rd thug had a wolfish smile on his face, he struck the match and advanced ever so close....

To be continued....


[b]Culled from "The Memoirs of The Faceless Man"

TheFacelessMan:
RIP to this guy. But let me share this.

I remember participating in jungle justice once at Computer Village.

This guy had been accused of stealing an Iphone.

When we searched him, he had a Samsung S9, brand new, with his family pictures. No iPhone!

Yet the crowd insisted on lynching him....


I was relishing keeping his phone. Someone had brought petrol and the bonfire was set


6 guys had surrounded this slender looking guy.


As they advanced towards him, i saw some pictures and shouted : "WAIT!!!!!!!"


Before the words died in my throat,


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Attackers 1 and 2 were floating in the air in slow motion



The would-be lynchee was punching - hard and fast.


Attacker number 3 was flat on his back 0.5 second later.


Numbers 4,5 & 6 started a 100m sprint AWAY from the guy.

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His shirt was still snow white when he walked over to me.



"I was keeeeeeeee, keeeeee, keepingggggggg it for you, Sir", I stammered at this boy, at least 8 years younger than me

He stared at me coldly and snatched his phone from my hand.


This was the picture i saw on his phone.....

MetaPhysical:
Daily worship of their Yoruba deity.

ArchAngelos999:
you and lies ehn. can't you just be writing fiction

kingkakaone:
I think we all should learn from Saraki.
He won so many battles but lost the main war.
He lost sight in the greater prize while his opponents were targeting a total knockout.

It is just like two boxers who are fighting, while one is gaining points by jabs, his opponents is going for a KO punch.
Saraki is smart but he lost his war due to men like OP who kept reminding him of his battles. He lost sight of the bigger picture by enjoying the numerous smaller battles he was winning.
At that time, Saraki was so much on social media, he also followed Atiku around, doing the American negotiation for him while his home was invaded by his enemies (a strategy he had never fought against) yet he wasn't careful, he enjoyed the online cheers and accolades, he even joined the 10year throwback challenge and forgot that the target of his enemies was his career.
Though a fine gentleman and a smart politician, noises made him over rate himself when he was expected to triumph one more time. If he had escaped that final battle, he would have been the most talked about political gladiators ever in Nigeria.

We should learn from the great man, his fight continues someday some how.

TheFacelessMan:


I still remember vividly the first day i tried African bulletproof.... Made in the land of (Poto)squared.

I was a hitman for the Yoruba militant group , Egbe Oni-sharia Fun Omo Nna. (E.O.F.O.N)

The target was this loudmouthed guy called Shookudee.

He had a crew of 20 hairy apelike warriors who boasted they were the best fighters in the whole of Africa.

I was just 18 years and this was meant to be my 1st mission YET i went alone.

When i was 500 meters away, still yet unseen - i could see them gesticulating about how they would.....

Flatten me....

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or cut me to size.....

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I called out " MO TI DE" ( I have come) and they all looked at me and themselves and I heard running with the ground shaking, lots of dust….


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1 against 20 warriors, 21 actually including my target, I prepared to face their charge, battle ready

Easykel21:
Lolz.....na wa o.... people no get work o, just cos u wanna bring a nigga down u went through all this digging.....
Special agent Facelessness

Follygunners:
No be Beer Parlor I dey? WTF am I doing here?

I'm out!

Easykel21:
i pity you