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nwaezeemmanuel:
4. ASKING BEFORE GETTING TO KNOW HER

Probably the most important point here, disbelief whatever jargons you may have seen in movies.

Not every woman just hands you her number on your first 'ask'.

Many are usually startled, shocked or surprised when approached and asked for their digits - in some settings, this may be considered rude.

It is easier when there is some form of familiarity at the beginning.

I disagree with this I just collected a lady phone number some few minutes ago - just saw her, approached her, then chip in one two things and later request her number, she give me instantly without wasting my time. And I've done this many times.

So, please spare us this sermons. The earlier you understand that humans are diverse and complex and that when it comes to relationships there is no one-size-fits-all tips or strategies on how to get your desired girl the better for you.

Funkyswagzz:
I think you do miss nigeria alot

Which country is he living in? Seems he is terribly bored

Xoly:
You are lucky that you didn't mentioned me

You for descend on his thickhead ba?

BadRadio:

Why you dey laugh? Or are you thinking what I am thinking!

dingbang:
Marrying someone you dont want to marry is bad, but then again, she is pregnant, you must take full responsibility of the baby.

To op, take this advice.

Coldie:
ASUU has always been striking, during my time in uniport ASUU striked for almost a year.

U and I know unemployment has always been in Nigeria, let's not act like it started today

But this is a government that pledge to create 3 million jobs annually. What has they done to improve the situation? Npower? We both know that scheme is a joke.

Don't get me started about corruption and mismanagement of government funds.

Dude this administration you bent on shielding from crictizim has failed in its pledge to this country to a greater heights.

tamdun:
Pls visit ministry of works and housing twitter page, go to media and see their projects across the country

Security nko?

Coldie:
The list is too plenty those are the ones am sure of.

Like I said Buhari could act like obasanjo and Gej and decide to chop all the money and nothing will happen

How about?

•security : Nigeria has never being this insecure
• unemployment : at an unprecedented level
•Education : ASUU still on strike

I can go on on.....

Are you deliberately ignoring fact and reality just because it doesn't fit into your narrative?

Coldie:
Lagos Ibadan rail, warri itakpe rail completed but very soon they would extend it to abuja, 2nd Niger bridge, pH bonny bridge, Ibadan kano rail, the list goes on

Only a handful of rail lines? Is that the why Nigerians elected him?

Was it even among his campaign promises?

Coldie:
Buhari could just decided to act like obasanjo and waste 8years stealing money and nothing will happen.

His achievements are here for all to see

Kindly name those achievements, am curious.

Coldie:
Buhari could just decided to act like obasanjo and waste 8years stealing money and nothing will happen.

His achievements are here for all to see

K

contigiency:
As for me and my family, we had long embraced saying the truth. And the real truth in this matter is that, buhari has shown more commitment, talking less and doing more in repositioning this country to attain greatness in no distant time.

Greatness? Really? Wow

Update: I did it without taking with me any sort of ID or document.

And I got my stuff in a matter of minutes ( approximately 40 min). And what's more? It was free

Sleekmilan01:
Here we go

I hail the legendary Fabrizio Romano

Preshieben:
just like our mothers,I see a Nigerian lady as someone who is industrious, hardworking and hardly have time for politics,sports,art or even fashion or bbn whatever....
Good morning

Gone are those days! Nowadays the average Nigerian lady is unproductive, barely reads, full of ego and pride, knows little to nothing about current affairs or politics. And the poor thing (in her little mind) will think she is special. Its quite pathetic.

Good afternoon.

Preshieben:
Oh well..

My own perception is quite different from yours...

What is your perception?

Churchill6767:
[b]Life na per-head, if I fight and sustain a nasty life-threatening injury, the yeye girl go jakpa, and I'll be scarred for life.[/b]I'll rather fight for caprisonne at an end of the year kids party, thank you.

Your head dey there bro

saaphiere:
You still don't get my point. When I say the other guy protects you while sisi guy runs, I didn't mean to stay there and protect you. I meant to run with you. Back you if possible and run. Not running and leaving you there.
Men are meant to be our shield.

In the age of equality and feminism?

A real OG will never disgrace himself on a public forum... So definitely, a pair of boobs is behind this moniker bent on tarnishing and slandering the image of mr glncolysis. If that's the case, then you should really be ashamed of yourself for exemplifying such Shameful behavior

Preshieben:
Sorry to ask

What's your own description of a typical Nigerian lady?

Barely use their intelligence - hardly engage herself in brain teasing games, knows little to nothing about current affairs, dumb and only knows a few celebrity personalities, full of pride and arrogance. And so on.

And the worst of it all we are at receiving end of this whole bull shit.

Speaking from a wealth of experience...

Preshieben:
Too much stories just for a break up..


why didn't you just break up at once instead of making it look like she's so stupid and unintelligent...

you don't Know what you've done to her emotionally..
you've destroyed her self worth completely..

But a typical Nigerian lady would not only do exactly what the guy did plus she will be rude and impolite.

I have been here.....

Albertone:
Happy birthday!!

why you dey laugh her na

waleyp:
Last time I did mine they will deduct 1k from your account... Just hold 1k above... Just carry ur old atm card with you that's all

Thanks bro

Kamdil:
you don't need any documentation for ATM card, just go to your bank and apply for it, it's just #1,000 naira

I salute you bro... Will I get it the same day?

Abdullazeez:
Bro you were too blunt. Not fair, you should have just broken up with her.
why all these unnecessary narrative

Bro these bitches deserve more than this......

I got the same from a lady in a rude manner.

osamz007:
MAY UNA FREE NAIRALAND FROM ALL THIS RUBBISH TALK NA. WHEN THE RELATIONSHIP WAS SWEET WE NO HEAR ANYTHING ABOUT IQ

Your head dey there bro, don't mind them. When den dey chop and clean mouth we no even know.

Now they are disturbing our peace

Please how much does it cost? Do I need need to go with any identification card or document?

I have been here op, trust me. And at this point I just don't know exactly what to tell you because that feeling can be extremely overwhelming and devastating, but I must say any then " you are not alone bro, I promise you its gonna be alright sooner than you think, just hold on longer"

mrjojo:
A government building a mall is supposed to be an achievement? 80% of the residence can't even afford to shop there. Nigeria Government and misplaced priority. Are there enough schools, health centers, low-cost housing, etc already ?

The Dubai mall it's modeled after Is privately owned. Its only in this part of the world a "supermarket" is labeled a laudable government achievement.

Thanks for this man.

Misplaced priorities! Channel these otherwise wasted funds into education, health and so on.

tollyboy5:
my Igbo teacher back then was very brutal, she didnt consider us that are Yoruba's! . before end of term everybody don port go Yoruba class as our female aluko cane no dey pain.
Home econs teacher wen I was in primary sch she'll always give me from the spoils of student practical, then my senior sis would tell me to run away from her.
With that kin enjoyment wey I dey receive ! Never!
Not until I entered jss1 back then this aunty wan finish me with cane wey my mama no fit flog me . Na that time I japa even report to my mum. But now we are very close. I love most of my teachers now but sincerely caning is not the best way to train a child.
Lemme had this! This country is so bad that my primary sch math teacher who still teach primary class today is still poor.
During covid-19 lockdown I saw my Igbo teacher selling at but stop with no shop just open place with table. Nigeria has no respect for teachers thats why they flog with frustration.
One of the best chemistry teacher in my hood those days. We use to call him baba oni baba, though in my time he wasn't that good as before and was always absent minded or sleeping in lab. I saw him begging for money and the person he was begging sent someone to give him #100
I will advise us to always treat and remember our teachers always when we become stable, let's try to help their family and make the teaching job bearable for this people.

Take this to promise land
#ENDSARSBRUTALITY

You have said it all man. Flogging a student for some minor offence is wrong and should be banned.

Our teachers deserve better salaries. I know some who earned peanuts - 8k , what a pity.

Our schools needs better infrastructure. I know some where the vicinity is so deplorable that it makes me boil

We have lots of issues to sort out in this country. But the incompetent bunch of fools at helm of affairs with their misplaced priorities are steering this country to a dangerous destination.

Its the Nigerian way bro, some people are educated but lack exposure and open-mindedness.

It's time we get rid of such archaic mentality.