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FamilyRe: My First Son Arrived Today, His Name Peter Obi Akpaka by theophorus(m): 9:01pm On Aug 26, 2022
Juanmike:
You wish it to yourself , and it shall happen in your life.
Amen!
May I enjoy what I wish others.
FamilyRe: My First Son Arrived Today, His Name Peter Obi Akpaka by theophorus(m): 9:00pm On Aug 26, 2022
nkemoma:
Me he physically and morally look like Thifnubu
May you Enjoy what you wish others.
FamilyRe: My First Son Arrived Today, His Name Peter Obi Akpaka by theophorus(m): 8:59pm On Aug 26, 2022
Juanmike:
Amen.
May he have the same health as Jagaban all the days of his life.
Amen.
May you Enjoy what you wish others.
FamilyRe: My First Son Arrived Today, His Name Peter Obi Akpaka by theophorus(m): 8:51pm On Aug 26, 2022
What if PO loses the election?
What if PO dies before the election?
What if He is discovered to be a Fraud?
What if He is assassinated?

What ifhuh

Please, let the name of the Child be one that carries the meaning in itself not one attached to any politician.

#Shalom.
EducationRe: ASUU: Eksu, Uniosun, Kasu Tackle Osodeke Over "Quack Universities" Statement by theophorus(m): 7:51pm On Aug 26, 2022
... ASUU should continue their Gragra and let FG continue their Gragra. The Student and Parent should also keep supporting ASUU since ASUU is fighting for them.

Very soon everybody eye go clear. Atleast ASUU dey Enjoy part time Job from Private Universities and so they are getting paid and some of them dey use this opportunity to continue their Researches.

Since FG didn't respond to them before the Primaries, ASUU should wait till After Election Next year before the Negotiations can Continue, by then some of their Colleague will have die and some of their Student will have become Parent while some Parent will have Die of HBP due to the Worrying of when will my child Graduate considering that Retirement is Near.

Congratulations to ASUU.
RomanceRe: Social Media Vs Reality by theophorus(m): 8:09am On Aug 26, 2022
Where this packaging go carry us reach ehn...

Abegi, make we surfree dey call Garri;Cassava Flake joor.

Na so person go package Okrika/Fairly used cloth call am First Grade.
EducationRe: Ekiti State University Calls Off ASUU Strike by theophorus(m): 11:11am On Aug 25, 2022
1 by 1.

ASUU should continue their fight with FG ooo. You think this FG will dance to your Music? Very soon the FG may change it for them and tell them to manage the Institution themselves and charge whatever they want to charge.
PoliticsRe: This Is Enugu, Not Ibadan: Pictures & Video by theophorus(m): 10:07am On Aug 25, 2022
Finally, the Falsehood and Hype of my SE folks is about to be exposed.

Why Insult and Yab others because you have access to their "secrets"? Unfortunately your secrets may be worst off.

#LearnWisdom and stop the Bitterness and Envy.
#Peace
RomanceRe: Jennifer Flavin, Sylvester Stallone's Wife Files For Divorce After 25 Years by theophorus(m): 10:01pm On Aug 24, 2022
... The Problem that comes with "encouraging" Divorce with some Largess.
After 25yrs wen the Man is now Old.
RomanceRe: Photos: Man Marries Two Women On The Same Day by theophorus(m): 2:43pm On Aug 24, 2022
Double wahala for...
PoliticsRe: Simon Kolawole Denies Authoring 'On Peter Obi, Let Us Verify!' Article by theophorus(m): 5:50pm On Aug 23, 2022
Hmmm

"Rejoice, O young man, in your youth, and let your heart cheer you in the days of your youth; walk in the ways of your heart and the sight of your eyes. But know that for all these things God will bring you into judgment."
Eccl.11:9
PoliticsRe: National Chairmanship: PDP Considers South-West For Ayu's Replacement by theophorus(m): 12:22pm On Aug 23, 2022
Me, don't understand why it is hard for some people to be faithful to their word. Ayu can stay joor but then consequences dey for every action.

This Movie ehn, let me hope Uncle Wike will allow it stop here.
PoliticsRe: NBA Conference: Lawyer Hails Peter Obi, Atiku. Says They Came Prepared (Pix) by theophorus(m): 9:35am On Aug 23, 2022
JEWELofHELL666:
Egi Nupe (Foundational Nupe Lawyer) wrote:



https://twitter.com/Egi_nupe_/status/1561719147167375361?t=wUvVyksWMjY4pRO1h7fRSw&s=19[/quote]After Watching the Video of their Presentation, I think I understand this Guy more. You went to a Conference wearing a Cap showing who you support and then posted your comment based on your affiliation.

If you think you can "Fool" everyone then am sorry for you. Is better you concentrate on your Twitter and continue to garner your support. Unfortunately as people discover that you are Full of Lies they would...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Liverpool (2 - 1) On 22nd August 2022 by theophorus(m): 8:18pm On Aug 22, 2022
Manu don dey use Liverpool gain form.
SportsRe: Chelsea Target Man Utd Captain Maguire In Pulisic Swap Deal by theophorus(m): 9:37am On Aug 20, 2022
Dem carry "Iphone" give Club the club turn am to "Trium".

Chelsea fit take am now come turn am to "Nokia 3310".
CrimeRe: 16 Nigerians On Interpol’s Wanted List by theophorus(m): 1:32pm On Aug 19, 2022
Why do Crime?
Quick money doesn't Last.
Greed will only lead to Trouble.
PoliticsRe: 2023: 260 Enugu Councillors Pledge To Deliver PDP In Their Wards by theophorus(m): 5:48am On Aug 17, 2022
Hatred and Threats has never been a Source of Growth and Achievement. Insulting everyone do not support your Candidate is only going to Create more Problem for You.
So please Let Love Lead.

God Bless You.
EducationRe: UNIZIK Reacts After Facebook User Advertised Its Admission Slots For Sale by theophorus(m): 4:32pm On Jun 28, 2022
... You mean say una dey sell Admission for 400k?
Who dey buy am?
Abeg that 400k go set up shop wen go bring turnover of Atleast 50k per month and gradually the business can increase.

Carry Money buy admission,
Carry money buy employment,
Carry money buy marriage,

Must you buy-buy all these fraud?
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Appears In Court Today, Calls For Calm by theophorus(m): 9:02am On Jun 28, 2022
No sit at home today?
Abi Election don change the narrative?
PoliticsRe: At Least 58 Senators Exiting As NASS Braces For Another High Turnover In 2023 by theophorus(m): 8:32am On Jun 28, 2022
... The moment lack of due diligence makes you enact a law that schemes you out of office.

When next una wan pass 'Bill' to any President una go learn to read.
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Support Group Offer Delegates Free Massage At APC Convention by theophorus(m): 3:08pm On Jun 07, 2022
Na that Psycho analysis be the coco because Nigeria wahala don cos allow of funny brain twist.
CareerRe: I Have Been Robbed By My Workers. Please Help! by theophorus(m): 2:57pm On May 24, 2022
But you suppose understand say that 25k no be small money for a lot of persons ooo. Everybody Level different and sincerely 25k na all the money some people need to solve their immediate problem ooo.

So Abeg pity people ooo.

BigTableShaker:
Your father is the anumanu.

FYi, I'm a Dangote Staff. I've worked with Guiness, Friesland Foods and Flour Mills, Apapa.
I've got all in life.

Who da fhuck are you boy?

SMH

Y'all sad-boys are just plain stupid.

Even your father is disappointed, he should have put it in her ass.
RomanceRe: Help - I'm About To Start Dating Two Sisters (accidentally) At The Same Time. by theophorus(m): 6:25pm On May 21, 2022
I don't know ooo. He can go ahead and Sxx the OS too. Abi na you self Wan try am? Probably after trying it, you will come to understand why some Rules/Laws are better obeyed.

Me, I don't know the Reference/Explanation.

But then think am ooo, If he begin Sxx the two Sisters and the two of them get bellee wetin him go explain?

If She marry the OS and the YS comes visiting wetin you think say go happen?

Shey you think say the OS and YS no go kill am one day because of the issue wen him actions cos them?

Just think ooo. Leave Bible for Pastor to interpret and reference.
Poloyanabo2:
Please explain to me, where in the Bible or Nigerian constitution is it considered a sacrilege to sleep with two sisters?

Jacob married Rachel and Leah so what's all this talk about abomination and sacrilege?
RomanceRe: Help - I'm About To Start Dating Two Sisters (accidentally) At The Same Time. by theophorus(m): 10:31am On May 21, 2022
I guess that YS na Bad girl. Reasons include:
She didn't Graduate
She met someone through her OS but choose not to ask her and went to have Sxx with the stranger.
She decided to keep it on the Low because there is someone else.
That girl na party girl ooo.
That girl na Olosho ooo.
That girl na Dullard

The OS I think is reserve and better but problem be say you don already Sxx the YS and going for the OS means you don commit Sacrilage.

questioner:
I'd like to summarize my issue, Confused on the way forward.

1. I met this beautiful babe at a restaurant - pretty face, fresh baby skin, nice catwalk. She was damn proportionate, average boobs, average butt, avg hips, average height, angelic look, you can take her anywhere kinda girl.
She leaves the restaurant some minutes before I do.

2. While driving out, I notice she's still at the bus stop waiting for a bus/cab, so I beckon her and gave her a lift home. We exchanged numbers.

3. Called her two days later asking to hang out, she was hesitant but I persisted and she later agreed

4. We chill out at a bar in the evening but she wasn't acting too friendly, not answering my questions and just behaving hesitant.
Infact, a friend I met at the bar wondered if i offended her, I explained we just met and don't know her too well.
Luckily, it was one of those Real Madrid Champion's league match days where Benzema was rescuing Madrid from the brink, which made up for her boredom.

5. We were about leaving when she got a call from her younger sister who said she was nearby with a mutual friend of theirs, so younger sis (YS) agreed to join us and then I'll drop them at home together.

6. YS came into the bar and behold she was a stunner! As beautiful as the older sis (OS) but she (YS) had huge boobs and was tall - not kidding but video vixen stuff.
Almost every man around turned as she made her way to us. I mean Those boobs was bouncing as she came in
She also turned out to be the life of the party extrovert, came in with a big smile, greeting everybody on sight and immediately initiating conversations.
infact about 3 guys came to the table adjacent us, just to take her number while we were there.

7. So I ordered another round of drinks and meat and peppersoup and since YS was easier to talk to, I was more comfortable
asking her about what they wanted to take etc, which annoyed the OS who asked why I was talking to her YS while she was with me.

8. It came to a head, when YS wanted to request for an extra bottle of water , I couldn't hear cos of loud music, so I placed me hand across her shoulder to pull her mouth nearer my ears (innocent action, believe me) so I can hear her. I suddenly got a slap in the back from OS who warned me not to try what I did again and totally stopped talking to me - I wrote her off after that incident.

9. Shortly after that, we decided to go home, I managed to slip my biz card secretly into YS hands and whispered call me, she looked annoyed and said 'why?'

10. Dropped the girls home and practically forgot about them, I felt OS was no go area and didn't think YS was going to call back...

11. Some days later, very early in the morning, my phoen went boooom....YS was calling and asking why I told her to call me. I suggested we meet later in the day.

12. Picked her up (at junction some distance away from their house) and brought her to my place. While I was still thinking of how to break the ice, she was already stylishly bombarding me with questions.
Do you stay alone in this big house - Yes
What job do you do - Banker
Are you married - No
Do you have kids - No
You must be old O ? - Just 31+
What about my sister - Nothing between us, I have not spoken to her since that day and that was also the first time we met

She seemed satisfied with all my answers cos she relaxed and became very chatty

13. She came back to my place the next evening and this time around we got smashing, it was mind blowing, she was amazing, energetic and that her long legs were put to good use.
I would have called her a 10/10 overall and one for the long haul aside the fact that she said she dropped out of Uni while her older sis is a graduate

14. She later warned we should keep things on the low for now cos her sister might not be happy.

15. Everything seemed to be going well until bang...bout a week later, I got a call from OS, she was obviously trying to win me back asking why I didn't call her back and sh*t
I just responded politely but she wasn't deterred, she kept calling like every other day, while I only called back once a while
in fact, I had to lie that I had gone for a training and would be away for the next 3 weeks.

16. Problem is, the 3 weeks will expire this weekend and this girl (OS) has promised to give me what she failed to do weeks earlier.
Talking smack about how she wanted to spend the night at my place but she was so angry back then bla bla and how she's looking forward to me being back.

Herein, lies my dilemma
Younger sister is hooked and we have a little secret going
Older sister is also getting hooked and she wanna be starting something
Me, the beneficiary (or is it victim), I don confuse - both girls are top tier babes

What do I do?

a) Do the right thing and continue with YS

b) Do the right thing and stop the low key games with YS, and go for OS

c) Do the right thing and enjoy life with both sisters, shebi I no force them

Frankly, I would have gone with option C, na the stuff of dreams, but the things I am hearing these days about babes,
I dey cautious about safety, these girls are sisters and if they find out, nobody knows wetin dem fit do.

But NL people, what do you think ?
SportsRe: I Snubbed Super Eagles Because Of Man City – Nedum Onuoha Opens Up by theophorus(m): 1:54pm On May 19, 2022
Que Sera-Sera.
You should have listen to your mind rather than let SM opinion influence your decision.

However, just forget about it. All of Us get some form of regret.
RomanceRe: My Wife To Be Has Slept With Her Three "Brothers",i'm Devastated by theophorus(m): 5:29am On May 18, 2022
Tales by Moonlight?

But if this is True, then it just part of the demonstration of the kind of Society we now have. But then change the title from Brothers to Besties.
PoliticsRe: Betty Anyanwu-Akeredolu Screened As Aspirant for Imo East Senate Seat by theophorus(m): 5:20am On May 17, 2022
... She should know her people very well naw. Hope the Husband Sha knows that there is no 3rd term as Governor and once He's out of office He would be treated like a Mere citizen.
EducationRe: NANS Protests, Accuses APC Of Being Silent Over ASUU Strike by theophorus(m): 6:08am On May 12, 2022
Be thinking this current FG get your time ooo.
Person refuse to solve Banditry for over 7+yrs and you are thinking they would solve ASUU strike, please of what value is ASUU to Buha**?

ASUU better return to class and wait until we have a reasonable FG that can take the appropriate decision.

Finally, if ASUU refuse to call off the strike latest by end of this month {May}, they should just wait till Next year April/May after the elections.

Because doing a 5month strike and resuming without the FG fulfilling all their Damands means that ASUU is very "Wise" and the leadership is "better" than NURTW.
FoodRe: Prices Of Rice In Nigeria Per Bag (may 2022) by theophorus(m): 4:40pm On May 10, 2022
Okay.
As border don open now even price of Cars will soon start dropping. If you wan sell anything sell am now cos deflation don start already.
PoliticsRe: Why Osinbajo Won’t Attend South-west APC Leaders Meeting – Progressive Lawyers by theophorus(m): 7:53pm On May 05, 2022
... This suspicion too much joor.
Well, all men need to be careful make dem no go down bags.

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