₦airaland Forum

RedHotChic:
Please stop spread lies about my kingdom before someone here takes it serious. Do you have any link to substantiate this story?

PataGay, Gaynnibal, Gayldee and Gay~Sly all went out drinking and Patagay fell over gay Sly and the kiss was warm and cormforting,

Gaynnibal challenged Gayldee to do the same but his halitosis is so discomforting that Gaynnibal is considering becoming monosexual.

Do i blame you?? Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
When you have a rabbit-shagger as the king of your village. . . . . .
I am not at all surprised you are spewing so much krauts via your 21LBS bullet-proof looking lips!
Egbe!!!!. . . . . SHEPE Seller!!!

Uche2nna:
@ Sly



Have You joined the Witches coven too?

Before nko?

mukina2:
like? naa i lofffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff it

come na

Sly
get behind me

Hell yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thats where i would like to stay!. . . . . Fantastic!

mukina2:
Le Sly. . . . . meluff

ok . i saw your broom stick its been done

me is good .

Yes im right here baby!!!

RedHotChic:
Roflmao; Do you masturbate before your dog or before your laptop(porn in session)?.

Oponu. . . . .Dindinrin ni e Omo oni Tomato yi!!! . . . . .I dont have dogs.
I shot the last one i got. . . . . . becos it was behaving just like you. . . . Insane and out of touch!
And why would i masturbate when i have girls clinging to ma tails errwhere i go!. . . . .

RedHotChic:
Roflmao, so Dogs can refuse people? Are you talking from experience?

Ori e ti daru gan ni!
Ask me one more time!

RedHotChic:
Tufiaka! I'd rather marry my German shepherd. Do tell him to stop stalking me that he's not "Up to".

Shut up Ode!!
Trust me. . . . .Your German Shepherd would refuse you!!!!
Don't you know that Dogs got taste too? . . . . . . You'd be better off dating a Japanese Porcupine!

Ceeno E vu:
Breaking news!!! Dateline 2011-July-15

Over 1000 residents of Ajegunle, Lagos State are now in detention for breaking the new law prohibiting the use of unregistered "non-industrial" generators. Most of them were using generators with between 0.5-2.5 KVA generators whcih have been classified as "Non Industrial" generators. The minister in charge of the new law Double Chief Honorable Smart Adeyemi while talking to journalists from his 250KVA-generator-powered office complex said the government will not leave any stoned unturned in their quest to punish people that are bent on paralyzing PHCN by buying unregistered "non-industrial" generators. The government have earlier designated Dangote Group of companies as the sole importer and registrar of "non-industrial" generators. Only high-capacity generators (that can only be afforded by the high and mighty) are allowed to be brought into the country ad sold without being duly registered.

We will update you as the news develop.

Good!!!
At least we can predict where Nigeria is heading. . . . . . . The stone age of course.
Get urself some dry leafs with stone and Phew!!. . . . . . . .Let there be light!

Switch to Solar power y'all.

You lot screaming and advocating for his resignation here are just daydreaming.
The man is not in anyway going to resign. . . . . . .Nigerians don jam this mugu and nothing can be done about it.

stillwater:
She's a He ooo, lmao

Now i truly believe what my pastor told me. . . . . . . .He said end time is here!
Pls God. . . . . . Forgive me and take me along when the rapture is finally here. . . . . . .
I want to ride camels in heaven too!

debosky:
eldee you sef don reach there? Or how you take know all this? You are a suspect!

@ Criz

Well I could claim rape, but she's a shapely petite girlno court would ever convict her.

My only pick up lines on nairaland came from a certain natmike/rose ijeoma fellow who wanted to have homosexual relations, he has apparently threatened Kit as well.

Fucking hell!!!!!!!!
This rose Ijioma is one of the reasons why i removed Yim on my profile!!. . . . . .
Babe Wanna strike up sum B.s with me at all cost!!. . . . .
Spewin loads of bunkums up and down about how she hasnt seen no Airplane before and other B.S . . .

Uche2nna:
I don't think he knows that the way he is trying to justify his mugu-ness

Now I am confused. I thot that this guy is living in the states

If You are living in the States and You are still desperate to date a white chick, then bros something is really wrong here.

Hell!!!!!!!!!!
I bet this dude doesn't even know where Murtala Airport is located!. . .

Celebrities Without Make Ups

Gloria Bamiloye of Mount Zion!!

RedHotChic:
Hannibal: Hi

Funmi: ****weighs him from head to toe and hisses

Hannibal: Stammers, Why now? abi i carry shit for nyash? I dey smell?

Funmi: Boy, go home to your mama.

hannibal: Stop posing abeg, i get chics like you at home

Funmi: Do you even have a home?

Hannibal: No matter what you say, i think ehm ehmm, loss of words mixed with stuttering

Funmi: You may want to drink more Hennessey to improve on your guts

Hannibal: i agree sha, I'm not up to your level.
Funmi: Good boy, have a nice day and you may start from secondary school girls to improve your art.

Hannibal: Thank you ma.

Funmi: You are welcome.


Inside the molue:

Eldee: o boy , i told you that chic is not your class

hannibal: You can't blame a brother for trying.

Sly: That was a stupid trial. It's like me trying to get a shirt in Arsenal.

Hannibal: Shut up.

Eldee: Why not also try Beyonce?

hannibal: If i see her, i go try na.

Sly: Get a damn job first and elevate your status before anything.

Hannibal: Who wants to hire me na, with this Ambrose Alli degree?

What are u on about!?
You are not even ashamed of your skinny self, Le Sly in a molue?

cescky:
@post
naeto c @ your previous post

@ib
u dey try oo nor be small

@post
whose is this

all my just come in homies paroless

get money leave the beef alone slowly

get Out my face your people so phony

pull out my waist the eagle 4.40

Made u look. . . . . . . . . .Nas!!

ibkaye:
am fine also
just starting holidays finally, now looking around for uni's for next year
how is school?

Iight good to know.
So u goin to Uni nezt year?? ewwwwww Omokekere kin pe dagba!

ibkaye:
@sly
how are u sha

I dey fine. . . . . . . .
How every??

dreeldee:
Shank -Julie

hahahaha ibk yarinya mi, i love that song so much


i wan read now, no ask me anything again o

it's the return of the incredible son of the land
still kicking it like it was when i was part of the band
men thought i was gone dead and forgotten but i'm alive
boy how far wetin dey happen-men i dey
i say make i try go see wetin dey happen for the other side
but them say i jabo my other guys-no be so
i try follow awon boys relate but them no gree
na him i say make i blow-abi,

Ibkaye's Husband eldee! . . . . . . . . . .I'm Leaving

ifyalways:
lol
i do hope they wont get dissappointed. wish them luck for moi

I have confidence in them. . . . . . They are gonna do just fine.
I wish i could join them too. . . . . . .But unfortunately!

ifyalways:
@Sly whats that red piece?part of the unifrom too?

Its a Natural Bulletproof . . . . . . In other words, They also call it ODESHI
Thats what these white people doesn't know. . . . . . .You shoot them,It would bounce back to the sender!

We’re ready for Britain
https://www.sunnewsonline.com/images/militants-youths.jpg

KarmaMod:
I hear incest is legal in Texas

90% of the population compromises of retards

I wont advise goats to stay in Texas. . . . . . . Let alone my worst enemy!

Asher D is aight. . . . .
And who bloody cares if u like them UK rappers? did they force you to listen to them?

onyinye2:
The Sly. . . just be quiet. seriously. you have no idea what you are talking about.

Shut up!
Who the *_*_ *do you think you are talking to??

onyinye2:
you obviously havent been to the south in the states. im not saying all guys talk like this but them wannabe cassanovas do.

Na wah for them in the souths ooo
No wonder you lot come to Nairaland to vent your angers on 'em guys up here about how they are wicked,Deadly e.t.c
I'm sure this Funmi lives in the Ghettoest part of the South too. . . . . .Ekpele ooo
What it do ko. . . . . . .what it cook ni. . . . . .

Uzzyan:
so it has come to u editing mine abi?
OK u have touched the tail of the lioness.
Muki love wipe your tears.

Im Speechless!!

Uche2nna:
Le Sly doing what he knows best.


Whats up, bro?

Im iight bro. . . . .whats happenin?

davidylan:
Let me guess - this guy can't be more than 20 and is no more responsible than a 6 yr old?

what it do shawty!!!

Don't tell me u believe that too??
Me think she's been watchin way too much rap videos and Yo mommas TV shows
because that line sounds exactly like sum Lloyd and Lil Flips track?. . . . . . . .Its too awkward and pathetic to be real to me.

Uzzyan:
Sly this is no more funny. . . .She had already told me that she loves you
[b]Don't [/b]Leave Muki alone okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Next time u edit her post i will treat u the way u deserve.

Ah!. . . . . . . . Wonderful but why didn't you tell me?

What wont i see. . . . . . Owisiwisi
What the heck is Baby,Queen,Sugar,Shawty,Sausage,Broom,Vegetables,Honey ??
U look like my car,u sound like my TV and all these krauts?? ? ?
U lot musta been hangin/attracting them immature folks!

shuppie:
@mukina and sly, guess u two re getting naughty here, hmmmmmmmmm

Thats what it is. . . . . . .

mukina2:
hmm . . . .T[b]his is what i always says when Le Sly uses his wonderful hand to touch me[/b]. . . .
sounds inviting . . .


awesome . . . .uhmmmm give me a kiss Le Sly. . . .Plsssssssssssss!
that he is

Oh no not again. . . . . . .Must u kiss 'n' Tell?