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Antidote + J-Girl = Chicken ²

You both cant handle me. . . .so dont even sweat it. . . .
And what are u gon do with ma pencil? Plllllllllsssssssssssssss!! nononononn i dont play with it at all. . .

[quote author=~Antidote~ link=topic=130768.msg2206746#msg2206746 date=1209520154]@sly, buoy do mek me hav fi damage yo, ,


BTW, How come Eldee hasnt shown up? He likes these type of debates,[/quote]Ohhh NO!!!!

Antidote with her Chinese and Arabics again . . .
Damage my what. . . . are u talking about my (*Censored*) ?

[quote author=~Antidote~ link=topic=130768.msg2206734#msg2206734 date=1209519749]Smack what, your bum? , Go right ahead, I can't help but smack mine every now and then, It's too damn fine for moi [/quote]No . . . .U know what i mean. . . . . not me bum. . .how would i smack me bum
Im waiting. . . Who's next pls . . . .


[quote author=j-girl link=topic=130768.msg2206731#msg2206731 date=1209519723]I'm thinking - without my tongue, I'll still be able to handle him although he'll come after you guys sha.
Sly knows he doesn't want to remove my tongue. Just like Antidote, he's TUI. - he wouldn't do that to me![/quote]Watch me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TUI ko. . . .TUG entertainment Ni.

[quote author=~Antidote~ link=topic=130768.msg2206721#msg2206721 date=1209519389]LOLOLOLOL, don't worry, continue looking fine, you are sure to be bridesmaid , Only fine people in the wedding party, I don't want the camera man to suffer blindness , But remember I will still be needing your service if he ever punches me, [/quote]Antidote. . .

Since J-girl is Outta the way. . . .who's next. . .
My hands are hitching right now. . . .I Wanna ''Smack that'' . . .

StephenP:
[size=13pt]@j-girl, so "No Air" by Jordin and Chris is your weak point?[/size]

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Not for errone. . .it took me alot of weeks to figure it out. . . . . .

[quote author=Jackal. link=topic=130768.msg2206700#msg2206700 date=1209518331]@ Antidote and J-girl,

@ SLY,

Dont cha think we should do something to J-girl?
How about going to her school and yank her tongue out of her mouth.
I wonder how she would defend Antidote in court without her pink tongue. [/quote]-------->Jackal
Perfect!!!!!!!!!!!
I remember one of my favorite lines just now. . .
It goes by. . . . .No witness. . .No Case
J-Girl's tongue is like a FM radio. . . .always spewing incessantly. . .
I think that would be a superb idea . . . . . . Lets make it happen. . . .

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=130768.msg2206683#msg2206683 date=1209517502]You wish!
We are not 4gethering anywhere. I'm done with you - Capisce!
Even though you know my weaknesses, I'm for real this time. No amount of pleading or begging _{even in private} will get us back.[/quote]One thing that i like about them laydies is that. . . . .they are not different from a TV remote control
Me and J-Girl are still going to a parry tonight . . .after all her huffing and puffing here. . .
All i needa do is to generate some sweet ass rhymes into her heart and phew!!! we are on again. . . .

If your girl acts up!!!
give her a derrrty smack and then holla at one of Jordin Sparks joint and that would settle it. . . .


I'm here alone, didn't want to leave
My heart won't move, it's incomplete
If there was a way that I can make you understand

But how do you expect me
to live alone with just me
'Cause my world revolves around you
It's so hard for me to breathe

Tell me how I'm supposed to breathe with no air
Can't live, can't breathe with no air
It's how I feel whenever you ain't there
It's no air, no air
Got me out here in the water so deep
Tell me how you going to be without me
If you ain't here, I just can't breathe
It's no air, no air

Trust me. . . they love this Kinda Yummy games. . . yeye Girls!!!


They call me Sly the keys to the Laydies. . . . .If u don't know. . . .Now u do. . .

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=130768.msg2206650#msg2206650 date=1209516762]Nairaland see me see wahala ooooo!
I stand for the truth. I don't need 22 carats of anything.
My sweetheart already got me those. I need wayyyyyyyyyyyyy more than that to be bribed. Something Jackal can't afford.

What kind of evil men do we have on Nairaland? I'm scared o! At this rate - I'll drop Sly as my brother.
Yeye playa!
Sly - I'm going to disown you if you don't behave yourself oooO![/quote]If God Be for us. . . . .Who can be against us?
What God has Joined Together. . . .Let no Gurl. . .Put asunder!!!

You aint going nowhere J-Girl!!!!. . . .we are 4gether. . . .

LadyT:
WOW SLY,

Lady T. . .I had no choice
The girl was bitting me as if she was chewing a stick meat
At the end of the day. . . .My skin were RED!!!! I had no choice at all
Who knows. . . .if i didnt do it. . . . .what could have happened now. . .

you can get away with it naija, but u could end up locked up here in the US. i recommend a guillotine choke that won't leave any physical traces.

That is the reason why i have other ways. . . .
There is no need to be afraid of any POPOs . . . . .

@Sly,
Where are you o? C'mon, let hear your take on this one, Don't keep me waiting too long. I have low tolerance

I'm here laydie. . . . .what does it do with you. . . .


---->Jackal
I Thing I'Ma consider your style. . . . . . . . .
Based on what happened to you at the restaurant. . . i would never take that if i was in yo shoe!
Already i have more than 100 ways to deal with any stubborn cat that tries to mess up
But then again . . .I think a hot dirty smack with my harsh fingers would be a good choice!! making it 101. . .you know. . .just as an alternative
I have done it before though. . . .In sec. school. . . . My people warned me not to try it again because most females are chickens!
The girl tried to cut ma skin with her teeth and without any hesitation,
I delivered a terrible punch straight to her natural pillows. . . .she nearly fainted. . .

Not all Nigerian men. . . .

However, some are just too stubborn and daring and wont budge until u slap hell out of their faces.
A man gast to do what he has to do to control every situation. . . . .If i happen to marry a goat of a woman, she would be slapped everytime if that is the only thing that can put her in CHECK!!!!!!!

----------->Jackal.
Nahhh Bro hitting her wont solve the problem. . . . . .
most of 'em are bestowed with a chicken soul which aint strong enough to withstand that. .
She would just hit the floor n faint before you know whats goin on. . . . .

I got like 100ways to punish 'em stubborn ass. . . . .Trust me. .hitting aint one of em.

Stillwater. . . . .Where art thou!!. . . .
Come up here. . .we have scores to settle. . . .

What a question!
How im i s'pose to know? Weather forecast?

Here we go again!

icemann:
can u check this car 4 me 1HGCD5646RA027088

1994 HONDA ACCORD LX/EX
1HGCD5646RA027088
SEDAN 4 DR
2.2L L4 PFI SOHC 16V / FRONT WHEEL DRIVE

# This vehicle DOES NOT qualify for the CARFAX Buyback Guarantee

# The last reported odometer reading was 182,524

Accident reported on 02/18/1995. Vehicle sold at a salvage auction on 01/21/2004.

Date: Mileage: Source: Comments:
12/28/1993 22 Kentucky
Motor Vehicle Dept.
Columbus, OH
Title #933620560155 Title or registration issued
First owner reported

02/18/1995 Kentucky
Police Report Accident reported
Vehicle involved in crash
It hit a motor vehicle
Minor damage reported

09/14/1996 59,325 Kentucky
Motor Vehicle Dept.
Louisville, KY
Title #962580560006 Title or registration issued

09/14/1996 59,403 Kentucky
Motor Vehicle Dept.
Louisville, KY
Title #962580560007 Title or registration issued

10/25/1996 California
Inspection Station Passed emissions inspection

01/30/1997 59,515 Indiana
Motor Vehicle Dept.
Clarksville, IN
Title #97071020105 Title issued or updated

03/04/1997 Indiana
Motor Vehicle Dept.
Cicero, IN
Title #97105035036 Title issued or updated
Loan or lien reported

12/01/1999 130,520 Indiana
Motor Vehicle Dept.
North Vernon, IN
Title #99108220044 Title issued or updated
Loan or lien reported

05/02/2002 177,105 Indiana
Motor Vehicle Dept.
Seymour, IN
Title #02130078005 Title issued or updated
New owner reported

01/21/2004 182,524 Salvage Auction SALVAGE TITLE/CERTIFICATE ISSUED
Sold at salvage auction
01/31/2004 Pennsylvania
Motor Vehicle Dept. JUNK TITLE/CERTIFICATE ISSUED

07/07/2004 Vehicle Exporter Vehicle exported from
Baltimore, MD
and imported to Benin


Forget about this car. . . . You can see for yourself that its a JUNK!!!!!!!!!

@Sly, I am not going to taunt you today, I am in too much of a jovial mood for any "e-beefs"

Antidote. . . . .this should be celebrated or what do you ''thunk''?

4 Him:
lai lai, never, no way . . . too many people are obviously decieving themselves here.
There is no excuse for a man to beat his wife but face it ladies, after 3 kids will you just pack your bags and head out the door because of a slap?

Where is the room for forgiveness?

Do you know that 92% of Nairaland Users are Hypocrites?
Check this thread. . . here All the laydies there were saying . . .The poster should marry her. . blaH blah blah B.S Tell me if any of these laydies would marry a guy who is already a father. .

Buncha hypos!!!

Bro go and sleep. . .
Its our time to shine.

[quote author=Jackal. link=topic=17491.msg2206002#msg2206002 date=1209502345]I am proud to be a Man Utd fan . . . . . .



I was born to be United,
Daddy told me, when I was just a baby;
When I was five, I went down Warwick Road;
Now I'm addicted to the only place I'll go

Chorus

Take me home,
United Road,
To the place I belong,
To Old Trafford,
To see United,
Take me home, United Road.

All my memories,
Bobby Charlton,
Georgie Best and Cantona,
They came to us from heaven;
Then in the Nou Camp in 1999,
On Sir Matt Busby's birthday,
Oh it was party time

Chorus

I watch the Reds,
I feel the noise,
The crowd is roaring;
The Stretford End is singing
And the fans are going wild;
And when I'm gone I get a feeling
That I should've been home yesterday,
Yesterday, oh!
Chorus x2[/quote]



Nice one. . . . . . Off to Moscow!!

tpia:
No.

Tpia. . . u said NO? u'z a lady? wetin u dey find here?

Kpele huh? sorry. . . . .Take a deep breath . . . Go and get a coke inside ur refrigerator
Now show me your 32. . .Feyin EeeeEeee

[quote author=~Antidote~ link=topic=130187.msg2205436#msg2205436 date=1209488713][/b]
erhmmmmmmmmmmm. They have televisions, and are very well aware of all the changes that are taking place ,[/quote]To every problem. . . .
There is always a solution. . . .we will find something to do about it. . . . . . . Trust me