JONATHAN IS INDEED WORKING



Where is Reuben Abati?


He will soon come online and tag this as the reason why Jonathan is Jesus Christ's elder brother



Nigeria is seriously beginning to remind me of George Orwell's 'Animal Farm'


A mad leader cheered on by madder sycophants



GMB/OSINBAJO FOR ASO ROCK 2015.....

There must be an end to mourning a loved one.


Even if Mr Richard retains Julius Berger to keep the cemetery in a shape fit for only the gods, that doesn't change the fact that she is now only dust and food for weeds....

Picture looks like It was lifted from an INTERPOL 'wanted' poster



Please a better pishure will be appreciated

Elantracey:




That's where you're wrong , I've turned many rich guys down and still counting especially proud ones , you've not met a girl who's not moved by your wealth else you won't have mouth to say this .

really



That means you are yet to encounter wealth which makes you squint ......the kind of wealth that makes Jehova's Witnesses insist on inheriting the earth..

So sad


Prof Osinbajo was already an award winning lawyer at 19


At 29, this guy is still allowing himself to be used as an election tout


And people say life is unfair

Indeed, life is unfair to those who are unfair to themselves

And so?


These mods don start again this early morning

Scary




Bombings, threats of bombings, gutless leadership, rising poverty and sharp decrease in life expectancy....


BABA GOD, PLEASE BLOW THE WHISTLE, EVEN IF NA FOR HALF-TIME!!!

What kind of surname is 'Linus'

Anyway



BON PREMIERE

'Abass'

For 'bast*rd'

That's the nickname I was given in secondary school, the day I followed a girl into the school toilet, and came out grinning from ear to ear, dangling a condom full of my disgusting seed


Age has really calmed me down sha

Nice




GEJ be like

I have been dating this girl for some months. Everything was rosy until I graduated and proceeded to law school. Then we started having minor squabbles, which we mostly settled amicably....

However things came to a head when we both met at my convocation last week... We were in a hotel-room chilling, when she realized her phone was not in view. She now asked me to flash it. Well, she then saw me scrolling through my contacts to find her number. She immediately collected my phone from me and asked me to say her number offhand.

Unfortunately for me, I didn't have the number offhand... She immediately went into a fit of rage, accusing me of everything evil under the sun.


All my entreaties fell on deaf ears, as she has already made up her mind that, since I couldn't do something as simple as memorizing her number, how could she be sure that I would be there for her, through thick and thin?

Please I need advice..... Shey na by force make person memorize him boo phone number?


IS PHONE NUMBER MEMORIZING A NECESSARY SIGN OF TRUE LOVE?

A good man doesn't bring his ego into his matrimonial home



A good wife doesn't push a man into bringing his ego into his matrimonial home



A true marriage is a symbiotic relationship, not a parasitic one

Wow

THEY HAVE FINALLY CLOSED NIGERIA'S ACCOUNT!!!!



VISION 2015 ACCOMPLISHED

GEJites ARE RUNNING SCARED



probe this one, withdraw security from that one, beg this one, threaten the other..... Etc


Dear GEJ

No fear.... The majority of Nigerians are SOLIDLY BEHIND YOU .... JONATHAN FOR OTUEKE 2015

Protests breaking out everywhere


It reminds me of the period immediately preceding the first coup in Nigeria, which occurred on January 15, 1966...


Goodluck is threading a dangerous path... He should just resign


There is a reason why Nigeria has a history ....... Goodluck should learn from it.

I will ask for my portion of the Jollof rice. After all, that's the major reason why I am even there in the first place.



Once my Jollof has been served, I will make a dignified exit...

My condolences go to the traders who lost their wares



May Joel 2:25 comfort them:


"And I will restore to you the years that the locust hath eaten, the
cankerworm, and the caterpiller, and the palmerworm"


Amen

Better late than never



The worst she can do is to be like the stubborn fly which follows the corpse into the grave



IF WHITNEY HOUSTON COULD LEAVE BOBBY BROWN, THEN SHE CAN!

Na only the man waka come.

Too many facts have been shown to be missing in OBJ's just published book


It is either Baba has deliberately set out to mislead the public or....


There is a yet-to-be-published sequel in the offing.

Whichever way, Baba has awoken an army of sleeping ants

Nigerians are tired of hearing grandiose plans



*in the words of Tuco, in the movie, 'The Good, The Bad And The Ugly'...



"When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk. ."

kudos to the mod who brought this to frontpage

Since I am neither a bricklayer, a building contractor nor a house owner, I have nothing valuable to contribute.



But let me spread my mat here

As they say... No knowledge is wasted

Two Generals quarelling in the marketplace



Na who we go believe now?


Anyway,

Brigadier Alabi


You know as e dey go....

Pics or.......

What is this


*walks out of thread in anger

Sex is one of the of the cheapest and easiest things to acquire in this country presently


Girls of these days are more 'generous' than ever..... I don't know if it has something to do with depreciation in their brain activity, or they have simply agreed among themselves to 'render selfless service to the male community'

Why in God's name would a guy rape a girl, where there is an unprecedented abundance of 'female cheerful givers'

Those rapists need to be taught this type of lesson

tonychristopher:


You lack the capacity to read women aptly

Now tell me your source

Please

If you know that I am not the original author of this article, please paste the link to the original article here.


If u won't, stop hating, enjoy the piece, and go in peace...

OkikiOluwa1:
mtchew!
What has ur pic got to do with friendzoning?
You are not even that handsome.

Only ugly, daft guys get friendzoned... And I am neither... Are you?


Stop spewing trash, and move along.... I am not the one responsible for your misfortunes in life .

Emir Sanusi is my guy. I admire him greatly.


But because of the sacred office which he occupies, he should be as apolitical as possible, and not make statements such as these, which are capable of being interpreted to mean he is endorsing any particular candidate.... Of course we know who the Emir is endorsing to become president, but he doesn't have to make incendiary/partisan comments to prove it...




LONG LIVE SLS

GMB/FASHOLA FOR ASO ROCK 2015

JONATHAN FOR OTUEKE 2015

Speechless....



Mod,

What exactly are the yardsticks that qualify a topic for frontpage?


My advice to you is:

NAIRALAND IS NOT YOUR INHERITANCE... THERE ARE MUCH MORE SENSIBLE TOPICS LANGUISHING IN OBSCURITY IN THE VARIOUS SECTIONS OF THIS FORUM, WHICH ARE UNFORTUNATELY, NOT CREATED BY YOU.

or maybe

Seun should rename this site

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