Nigerian mentality:


"Anyone richer than me is definitely a ritualist"



A rich childless man has definitely gone to the spirit world and exchanged all his children for money


Anytime a rich man's close relation dies, he has used them to update his money ritual


Being poor automatically indicates that one old man in the village has photoshopped your destiny....


Being the richest in your family automatically makes you the 'first son' of the house.



NIGERIA IS INDEED BEUTIFUL

Good to hear on Sunday morning




*singing Wizkid's 'On Top Your Matter' during praise and worship


Mod


GOD IS ON TOP OF YOUR MATTER

Hollawaley:
i know you need likes for your comment so i'll give u one

take a look at the pix below,



Then give yourself a knock on the head

Heavenly feelings of rich women


Very interesting



I need a rich married woman to test the authenticity of this study



Next story jor

See how I rushed in


I thought jolof rice was being shared online



Next story jor

Ok

*in Sean tizzy's voice*

Omo daadaa lomo yen oo – that girl is a good girl
Omo gidi lomu wale o – you have brought a good girl home x2
Ama ko’le mo’le oo (Amin o) – we will build houses (amen)
Ama bi’mo le’mo (Amin o) – we will have children (amen)
A o ni sukun oko (Amin o) – we won’t cry over our husbands (amen)
A o ni sukun aye (Amin o) – we won’t cry over our wives

ellechrystal:

Hahahahahahahah

Hah

ellechrystal:

Hahahahahahahah. @fear agree.. ur a clown

Prophetess ellechrystal is always right


After all, she is the one with the crystal ball.

Nigeria needs the 'Jerry Rawlings' solution..... Annihilation of the old cargoes


That is the only way Nigeria can be rid of bellicose, varicose, and cancerous old politicians.




Even the Bible supports it



'OLD THINGS ARE PASSED AWAY, BEHOLD ALL THINGS ARE BECOME NEW

ellechrystal:

Lmao... this man isn't happy jor. We all do this to make those who mock or look 4 our trouble feel we care less. Yet we care with all our hearts. I know this trick my dear

make I use fear agree



Your moniker says it all ...



You have a crystal ball


So



AS THE PROPHETESS WISHES

ellechrystal:

N who told u he is happy within? That smile na fake o.

and how do you know the smile is fake ?



SHEY YOU BE PROPHETESS?

BreezyRita:
Bia op, what are you high on? Just asking cos this list isn't right.

First, you think all undergraduates are 'cheerful donors"? I see you learner.
I'm trying not to say something about the church girl.

I am neither an outsider nor a learner. I recently graduated from one of the foremost universities in Nigeria, after 5 long years,and I have friends in other universities who have confirmed this unwholesome trend... So I can confidently comment on the despicable attitude of most undergrad girls.... There are a few good ones among them, no doubt... But to be on the safe side, a working class guy should hearken to my advice, because the possibility of him picking up and nurturing a very rotten tomato is extremely high.

Good for him


It isn't easy to be so roughly used...


And still be happy enough to dance at a carnival

Good to hear that some dudes are making cool legit money.....



The only good news in a long while

Bald Beauty Queen (BBQ)


THIS IS VERY GOOD FOR NIGERIA'S ECONOMY


I hereby donate this mod to Sango, Obatala, and Amadioha

May they deal with you as they see fit



Amen

Kachisbarbie:


lmao ....na correct friend o



Oya answer her biko.

Ok... Please help me tell her, in whatever language she understands:




K

ireneony:
how does someone been am undergraduate is equivalent to a cheerful giver, op mind your mouth. I can see you just finished smoking weed this afternoon >

Kachisbarbie

Please come and help me interprete what your friend just said to me


This kind of diction is why Ibos usually say:

BEKE BU AGBARA

Mcbussy:


I'm sure u watch hollywood movies...If u don't know Steven Spielberg, then you are not enlightened

Its like using Facebook and not knowing Mark Zuckerberg or using Nairaland without knowing Seun Osewa

going by your analogy



U mean Steven Spielberg owns Hollywood movies?



WHO ARE THE PEEPS THAT EVEN LIKED YOUR COMMENT

Truth hurts....


See how the Ladies are avoiding this thread like a plague...

Ok. make una no worry. I have been made to understand that the more shallow-minded the topic, the more interesting it is to our Nairaland Prom queens.


I will soon creat a thread for the female folks:


NAIRALAND BUMBUM CONTEST.... WHO CARRIES IT BETTER?

when will this Supermod repent of his sins, and stop posting worthless topics on front-page?





Dear mod

I am interceding on your behalf... The Lord will soon restore your brain to its factory settings.

Luckygurl:


I wanted to know the basis of your first statement, more like you were just generalising without any concrete backup.

I've got nothing to prove, ain't any need for a pm.

k

Luckygurl:


And all those too many fit into the description you gave?

Why the query?


If you have something to prove, send me a pm

Luckygurl:

Most!! Like how many have you met?

sadly..... Too many

The money is like most Nigerian Girls



Pretty to look at.... Almost Worthless to use




Please don't quote me... Unless you agree with me

1- The Sweet 15- This one is young, fresh, and most often a virgin. You are her first transaction in what will most likely turn out to be 'an industrious and diversified sexual career' for her. So you get to enjoy the 'goods' in their tight and natural state, before the whole thing becomes a Bermuda Triangle. You dare not deflower this one. If you do, you will most likely never have peace after the act... She will always be threatening to kill you and herself, if you ever attempt to leave her. She is easy to maintain and control. After all, you are the one who has 'brought her out of darkness into the marvelous light'. She is a novice at sex, but a very fast and precocious learner. Better take whatever nutrients you can from her before she realizes that the world doesn't revolve around you. Trust me, it's just a matter of time before that 'small girl' starts playing in the 'Champion's League', and you are relegated to Division 19.

2- The Choir Member- This one always wants to have her cake and eat it. You get to screw this one only on Sunday afternoons ( after a Holy Ghost-filled Service) because she is always 'choir practicing' every other day of the week. When this kind of girl invites you to 'Holy Ghost Congress', 'Manna from Above, 'Shiloh 2014', or any other random church activity, it's in your own best interest to honor the invitation. Or you might find yourself so sex-deprived that you might start eyeing the goats and dogs in your community. Of course her choirmaster and a couple of pastors are on the sidelines, 'servicing' her lowkey... You suspect that, but there is no way you can prove it. After all they are co-workers in the Lord's vineyard.


3- The Desperate One- This one is past her marketable years, and running scared. She now sees every relationship as a transaction or interview which must lead to marriage as soon as possible. Most likely, she will tell you she has never had more than two boyfriends, and that those two exes badly want her back because they have never quite found any other girl who is as 'complete' as her. Aside concealing the fact that she is older than you, she will most likely unduly delay having sex with you.. DON'T BE DECEIVED! She wan use you practice economic principles (The lower the supply, the higher the demand). If a guy isn't careful with these ones, he might end up being railroaded into putting a ring on a totally damaged and toxic commodity.


4- The Aristo- This one's lifestyle is way above your means... According to her, her posh lifestyle is attributable to her wealthy parents or relations, who, due to some hazy circumstance, you never get to meet...she loves you and showers you with gifts you are too embarrassed to showcase. You get to work more in the bedroom, because her 'chairmen' are most likely too lazy or selfish to take her to the 'promised Land'. She actually expects you guys to get married to each other, and won't hesitate to grievously harm you, if she finds out that you have contrary intentions.


5- The Undergraduate- Please if you are a working class guy, this babe isn't for keeps. 'Hit and run' procedure is more appropriate. After all, that's what her fellow undergrad guys and lecturers are doing to her. From the hostel gutter to the sports complex, car bonnets/ backseats, lecturers' office tables, beneath her department's stairs, and every other unimaginable venue, she has been and is still being a 'cheerful sex donor' to the academic community. She will make you her ATM, give you just enough attention to keep you loyal, and then find her 'true love' among her undergrad mates. You might end up sponsoring both your 'girlfriend' and her campus boo. Since she is always too 'busy with her academics', you might end up not getting as much sex as is commensurate to your 'investment'. The really evil ones will actually impose a sex-ban on you till 'after marriage', but won't relent in milking you dry.


AVOID STORIES THAT TOUCH THE HEART..... Keep a safe distance from these kind of girls.




NOTE: This work is mine... Not copied and pasted from anywhere ..... So please don't ask me about the source... I AM THE SOURCE

Tompolo acquires new warships


New seaport in the south-south



Tompolo's warships now have a perfect harbor


ALLELUIA NIGERIA

You guys like making a mountain out of a molehill



The real fine boys don't need any silly online contest to prove anything

folabayo1:
I will neva allow my husband or kids to join anytin force cos dey like house rats...Rip tho.

Our gallant soldiers are like house rats?




You and your Godforsaken family should be sent to Sambisa on a two year compulsory vacation


What makes you so sure that your husband or/and kids are even going to see the new year

Dem no dey give scholarship for being on frontpage..... If you have nothing reasonable to say, SHUT THE HELL UP!!!

RIP GREAT ONE



THE LABOR OF OUR HEROES PAST SHALL NOT BE IN VAIN



AMEN