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>:WE NEED FACTS AND PHYSICAL IMPROVEMENTS, NOT CRAPPY STATISTICS!!!

na dis punishment fit d useless degenerate

All verses are quoted exactly from the New International Version (NIV) of the Holy Bible.

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission like that of horses. So you longed for the
lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled" Ezekiel 23: 20, 21

"So after Abram had been living in Canaan ten years, Sarai his wife took her Egyptian maidservant Hagar and gave her to her husband to be
his wife. He slept with Hagar, and she conceived." Genesis 16: 3,4
"They said to Lot, "Where are the men who came to you tonight? Bring them out to us so that we can have sex with them." Genesis 19: 5

"Let's get our father to drink wine and then lie with him and preserve our family line through our father. That night they got their father to
drink wine, and the older daughter went in and lay with him. He was not aware of it when she lay down and when she got up." Genesis 19:
32, 33

"Very well", Rachel said, "he can sleep with you tonight in return for your son's mandrakes. So when Jacob came in from the fields that
evening, Leah went out to meet him. "You must sleep with me", she said. "I have hired you with my son's mandrakes". So he slept with her
that night." Genesis 30: 15, 16

"Intermarry with us; give us your daughters and take our daughters for yourselves." Genesis 34: 9

"But Onan knew that the offspring would not be his; so whenever he lay with brother's wife, he spilled his seed on the ground to keep from
producing offspring for his brother." Genesis 38: 9

"When Judah saw her, he thought she was a prostitute, for she had covered her face. Not realizing that she was his daughter-in-law, he went
over to her by the roadside and said, "Come now, let me sleep with you" Genesis 38: 15,16

"If a man lies with her and her monthly flow touches him, he will be unclean for seven days; any bed he lies on will be unclean." Leviticus 15:
24

"The plunder remaining from the spoils that the soldiers took was 675,000 sheep, 72,000 cattle, 61,000 donkeys, and 32,000 women who
had never slept with a man." Numbers 31: 32
"If you notice among the captives a beautiful woman and are attracted to her, you may take her as your wife." Deuteronomy 21: 11

"If one of your men is unclean because of a nocturnal emission, he is to go outside the camp and stay there." Deuteronomy 23: 10 "They found among the people living in Jabesh Gilead four hundred young women who had never slept with a man, and they took them to
the camp at Shiloh in Canaan....So that is what the Benjaminites did. While the girls were dancing, each man caught one and carried her off
to be his wife." Judges 21: 12,20

"In the course of time, Ammon son of David fell in love with Tamar, the beautiful sister of Absalom son of David. Ammon became frustrated
to the point of illness on account of his sister Tamar, for she was a virgin, and it seemed impossible for him to do anything to her...But when
she took it to him to eat, he grabbed her and said "Come to bed with me, my sister....But he refused to listen to her, and since he was stronger
than she, he raped her." II Samuel 13: 1,2, 11, 14

"So they pitched a tent for Absalom on the roof, and he lay with his father's concubines in the sight of all Israel." II Samuel 16: 22.
"Your breasts are like two fawns, like twin fawns of a gazelle that browse among the lilies. Until the day breaks and the shadows flee, I will go
to the mountain of myrrh and to the hill of incense." Song of Songs 4: 5,6

"I have taken off my robe - must I put it on again? I have washed my feet - must I soil them again? My lover thrust his hand through the
latch-opening; my heart began to pound for him. I arose to open for my lover, and my hands dripped with myrrh., on the handles of the
lock." Song of Songs 5: 3-5.

"Your stature is like that of the palm, and your breasts like clusters of fruit. I said "I will climb the palm tree and take hold of its fruit" Song of
Songs 7: 7,8

"You also took the fine jewelry I gave you, the jewelry made of my gold and silver, and you made yourself male idols and engaged in
prostitution with them." Ezekiel 16: 17. "Father and son use the same girl and so profane my holy name." Amos 2: 7

"Woe to him who gives drink to his neighbors, pouring it from the wineskin till they are drunk, so that he can gaze on their naked bodies. You
will be filled with same instead of glory. Now it is your turn! Drink and be exposed!" Habakkuk 2: 15, 16

"They are well-fed, lusty stallions, each neighing for another man's wife" Jeremiah 5: 8 "I will pull up your skirts over your face that your shame may be seen" Jeremiah 13: 26






Source http://www.angelfire.com/journal/olcc/verses.html

Since I am on frontage, I am seriosly tempted to say something stupid and 'witty'.... But





with a great sense of sadness , I dedicate this my frontpage space to the dead dude




RIP TO THE DEAD

Why wouldn't there be fake doctors? After nyanshing all d university babes
, collecting outrageous scolarships, and procuring recommended eye-glasses due to 'over-jacking' while in medical school, some of these medical students still get thrown out of med school in their final year


Wetin dem want make these guys tell all their 'nyanshees', all the peeps they have looked down on in the university, and all their acquaintances who have been hailing them prematurely as 'MY DOCTOR '


Appearances have to be maintained! Make una free my guys jare

Hmmm... I prostrate for the mod who brought this to front page!! >

op, shey the yam and the oil dey quarrel ni? Why the yam come dey distance himsef from the oil na? Why can't there be a synergy of purpose between them





Op, your porridge is RACIST!!!

Can this dude just shut up, wear his blings and ride his jet.... Make him no provoke me this sunday Morning o




It is people like this that make me wish for dictatorship in this country... Some people's freedom of speech needs to be curtailed indefinitely!

Being afraid isn't cowardice... Allowing it to overcome u is...






Btw, what is it with pastors and aircrashes these days? Abi na aircrash be the 'chariot of fire' wey God wan use transport them to heaven?


*Elijah tinz*

It was a shocking moment as Female Bishop Touches Pastor’s Private Part On Pulpit In Ghana. According to News from report Ghana news, the Pastor was preaching to his congregation on a Sunday morning then he ask people with health problems to stand up and come close to touch a specific place on his body for healing. While everyone was touching the Pastor’s head, shoes and shoulder; this woman, a bishop of same congregation decided to hold the pastor’s private area for healing. The Pastor asked why she hold his privates and the woman said, “her husband p3n1s is not working anymore so she believes when she hold the Pastor’s p3n1s, her husband’s would be healed.” Then the pastor shouted, hallelujah somebody. Can you blame the lady,wasn’t she obeying simple instruction? See photo below:






Source; http://www.metronob.com/2014/11/photo-female-bishop-touches-pastor.html?m=1

... Dose days, when men were just kids

THE leader of Bahamas Faith Ministries, Dr Myles Munroe, and his wife Ruth
have been killed in a plane crash in Grand Bahama. The crash took place this afternoon and killed all nine people on board the
private jet. The plane reportedly struck a crane at the Grand Bahama Ship Yard,
exploding on impact and crashing into the ground near a junkyard area. The Department of Civil Aviation reported that the plane was a Lear 36
executive jet which departed the Lynden Pindling International Airport (LPIA) for
the Grand Bahama International Airport. The plane left LPIA at 4.07pm with nine
people on board and crashed while
making an approach for landing at
Grand Bahama International Airport at
5.10pm, the Department of Civil
Aviation said. A police on source on the island
previously said two were feared dead.
However, police sources later
confirmed that all those on board had
been killed. The police source also said it was
believed the group was heading to a
conference hosted by Pastor Munroe. The identities of the other people on
board have not yet been confirmed. The statement said while the
department was advised of fatalities, it
was awaiting confirmation from police on if there were any survivors. The Grand Bahama Airport Company Crash Fire Rescue Department responded to the incident, and the Police and Bahamas Air Sea Rescue (BASRA) are presently on the scene.





Source: http://www.tribune242.com/news/2014/nov/09/least-two-dead-plane-crashes-crane-shipyard/

My heart goes out to the Ribadu family...May he come back unharmed

I don't believe the F.G





PERIOD!!!

My friend has this weird attachment to pregnant women... Please I seek the advice of those who have similar preference for pregnant women.... When I say 'pregnant', I mean advanced pregnancy( like 7 or 8 months old)... Personally, I have seen and crushed over some really gorgeous pregnant ladies, but my friend's obsession is exceptional. On a certain occasion, he even went as far as chatting up and later trying to 'grope' a pregnant woman.



Please I need advice on how to advice my friend.

A MAD MAN IS DANCING SKELEWU IN THE MARKETPLACE!!!! YES SIR... HE IS VERY MAD! A BUNCH OF ROPES, A BULALA, AND A FEROCIOUS WHITE GARMENT PROPHET? NO PROBLEM SIR!!! we will get all the deliverance items to you immediately...








*TEAMSAVEDENRELE*

Kefetjey:
I hate guys like you....if you know you can't father a child why did you get involved? now she's pregnant and you are saying you are not the father....if you're not the father then who is?



Well some girls be like olodo l can't imagine myself opening my legs for a guy who can't father my baby......irresponsible guys fooling girls since 1900

park well jor... U get crystal ball wey u go take know guy wey go father ur baby??... I no blame you sha.. Na person wey dem catch na im b thief...

And the reason for this list is.....

So?

The GEJ govt and useless statistics tho... Is this supposed to stop me from voting Buhari cum 2015?

logica:
Why did you even bother to try getting in UNN in the first place?

because I had no idea they were so tribalistic...

irynterri:
my younger sis who sat for med/surg unn had 246 in jamb and an aggregate of 278 in all,wen she wnt fr unn pume she saw pple whu made up to 272 in jamb,a frnd of hers made 262 in jamb alone and 276 aggregate after clbrting dat dey had made it they did nt make merit list nd bought supp. form of #10,000 for biochem. still they were nt given admsn nd only 11 pple were gvn biochem.,My dear unn is a terrible skul dey barely gv admsn to dose whu deserve it ur 600k is al u nid,dey are rily living up to their name university of nigeria nd i am sure ma sis nd her frnd are nt the only affectd ones,dey hv bin changing pple's destines since time immemorial after reading hard for jamb u will be gvn combind biological sciences its painful nd u wunt undrstand till it happns to u or sm1 close to u

true talk... The UNN admission process is crap. Eight years ago, I had 269 in jamb, and got admitted on merit to study law in unn... At the registration point, one mad staff there said my ssce result was postdated( whatever that means) and stripped me of my admission. Na so I take cry go house, after my parents don hapi say dia baby boy don hammer enter unn. I had even been allocated hostel sef, had attended a few lectures, among other things.... All my efforts to even get philosophy fell through... It was later that one of the staff confided in me that since I am Yoruba, I should just forget trying to get in, because even the 'nwa afors' had not all gotten in... I cried my eyes out. I was so devastated that I could not even muster the energy to take the next JAMB.. Two years after, I mustered enough courage to take Jamb again, opting to study law at OAU as first choice... With my JAmB score of 272 and and post ume score of 298, na my house I dey wey news of my admission on merit come meet me, without lobbying any OAU staff, or knocking on any office Door. I only resumed in school to do my registration and commence lectures. Na the same 'post dated' result OAU accept without as much as a raise of an eyebrow. Having now graduated strong and presently in law school, my middle finger goes to UNN, and whatever it is associated with.

missyhorlah:
yep.aint yu coming for msc ni

no be only masters, na servants...neither me nor my kids are coming near that school... The school wasn't that bad to me, but I would rather not bring myself under d authority of those old peeps ever again...

missyhorlah:
especially that Bamigbade..Na real time sadist

too bad...

missyhorlah:
babalola is trying to be nice but that Adeoti na hell.last session 396 pple failed EGL101 out of their carelessness.

Am in part2 by his grace

thank God I am out of that school... It is really going to the dogs.. Too many sadists running loose.. God will see you through ...