₦airaland Forum

U can take mifepristone or misoprostol tablets or injections... Works like magic... It will induce a 'natural miscarriage'...

missyhorlah:
pts...I stay in town but that pixs was snapped in moremi.english and Ɣou?

Graduated dis year from the law faculty.... Hope babalola and professor adeoti are much nicer people now ... What part are u in btw

This is an issue I have pondered on, and failed to arrive at a plausible conclusion. Having seen the manner in which the National Blood Transfusion Service invades tertiary and postgraduate institutions and obtains free blood donations from many students of such institutions, I am at a loss as to why pints of blood are so expensive in Nigerian hospitals...

Personally, I have donated blood to the NBTS four times... Thrice when I was in d university...once in law school... So have many of my schoolmates and friends donated blood for free to the NBTS...

An incident happened where one of my friends who had also donated blood for free to the NBTS, had to to pay through his nose for blood to be given to his mum, who was critically ill... He then asked the hospital management ( a government hospital), of what use his donor card was, if he couldn't be at least entitled to a discount in blood prices, in spite if the fact that he had freely donated blood to the health system..




My point is, if the NBTS wishes to sell blood it has freely received, then it should stop pestering people to donate blood for free.. Instead it should establish a blood 'market' where the sale and purchase of healthy blood can be conducted without any form of deception...


What the hospitals are doing is evil... What d NBTS is doing is even 'eviller'( if there is a word like that)... If they wish to sell blood, let them start adequately remunerating blood donors.

I no sabi say bikini sef dey get foam bra...

missyhorlah:
I bought textbook for an elective that wasn't gonna add to my GP

checked ur pix... U stay in moremi...great Ife... Wot dept u in btw

kuzee:
you calling him young man.
xo what are you really?.
moreso when yu study maths and physics you discover calculationz dnt jux ave 1 method nd principles..when yu re solvin you kip breaking down values.
dat what he did,he break down his ideas theoretically,those benefit he mentioned might add to it.coz you dnt know the power of women...
dnt forget it waz eve who tuk advantage of adam.

very intelligible.. ... E b Lyk say d pawpaw leaf wey u smoke don do u strong tin

Essentially, what these old fools are saying is that .... We should give them a chance to fart into our faces, as if we are not already constipated by the unrivalled flatulence of the shoeless otueke fisherman...

100Cents:
I have experienced this before.

The relationship didn't last. After every meal by this lady, I will stool for days..

Bad cooking habit I guess..

But Tinubu, talk true, these kind girls dey sabi phu.ck well well..

you are right sha... But what is the wisdom in bleeping on a stomach full of indomie. After one round, e go be like say person Neva chop for 2 weeks. Na so the stomach go come empty. Funny thing is, she actuali expects me to be a Phu.ck superman, after having eaten 1 superpack of the miserable ish...bottomline is, life has been really hard for me

destante:
kent u accept her for whom she is?

and who is she exactly?

Right now, noodles are almost growing out of my ears.... Everytime we are together, she never makes any effort to cook anything substantial... The one time she cooked egusi for us, I nearly died. I had a running stomach for days... The story of her jolof is a rather pathetic one that I would rather not exhume..please, what do I do with her? Should I enroll her in a culinary academy, or deport her to my great grandma in the village, so she can be properly guided in this regard

My boo says that if I really like her, I have to become more 'possessive and jealous'.....please how do jealous partners behave, and is it really necessary for jealousy to accompany 'love'?

I know I love her when I have bleeped her 7 times....and I still want to continue bleeping her

e no concern me.... Free flow of traffic over here in Gwoza

What about his tithe will he also rob God?








General Overseer
Elijah Church of Christ Incorporated

We started dating when I was 15 and she was 14... Over a span of 10 years, we have been frequently breaking up, dating other people, and coming back together. In fact, we have broken up more than 15 times, and we have always come back together.

However, I have come to notice that she seems to be my good luck charm..things always fall into pleasant places for me whenever I am with her.. It's not that good things don't happen to me whenever we have one of our usual 'break ups'... But things just get weirdly smooth for me whenever we get back together.

Funny as it may sound, I have sometimes entertained the thought that I might be dating a witch.. But I have not yet confronted her about that tho..

Please, has anyone experienced such relationship, and how did you handle it? Your answers are highly appreciated

For me, there is no middle ground, as far as a snoring boo is concerned...




Of course we can be infinite bleepmates, but there is no way she is gonna be wifey...i cannot deliberately allow my destiny to be continuously molested with such infernal soundtracks ad infinitum...


My right to peaceful sleep is non-negotiable!!!

Dem leave room wey dem go put a/c, come go Put am for toilet

Dem leav room wey dem go put a/c, go dey put the a/c for toilet

I am not too sure what to make of this... .... Make I shut up before dose SARS people come carry me go Alagbon

The Acting Inspector-General of Police, Mr. Suleiman Abba, has appointed a
Force Gender Adviser to head the re-constituted Force Gender Unit. Force Gender Adviser CSP Olabisi Kolawole A statement signed by Force Public Relations Officer CSP Emmanuel Ojukwu, said the appointee, CSP Olabisi Kolawole, would work to stem the tide of violence against women and girls in the country, and consolidate the gains made by the Force in that regard. According to the statement, the Force Gender Unit will, among other things, • Ensure the implementation of a robust capacity building plan for officers in gender-related issues. • Ensure the inclusion of gender training in Nigeria Police curriculum at all levels. • See to the establishment of Gender Desk officers in Police Formations nationwide, and Enhance the already existing collaboration with other stakeholders in the area of gender equality.



Source.....http://saharareporters.com/2014/10/13/nigeria-police-appoint-force-gender-adviser

Pictures of d tits without the bra or... ...possible physical inspection also mandatory....





Signed
Director for TITular investigation

After a sober reflection on the undesirable way and manner in which my life is going, I have come to the conclusion that getting married is the only thing that can put my life on the right track. But I have n idea on how to start sourcing for a wife, what exactly is 'wife material', whether I should get her pregnant before marrying her ( I have seen a lot of bloated brides), among other things..
I am tired of one night stands, girlfriends on roll-call, having to dole out abortion money on a frequent basis, dealing with the furious parents of girls I supposedly impregnated,etc.



I really need matured advice from married people. If possible, I would like to know the mistakes you have made, so I can learn from them. Thanks in advance.

My pastor's daughter has been my friend with 'benefits' for some months now. We started out as brethren in The Lord, co-meditating on God's word day and night. Somewhere along the line though, the lust of the flesh caught up with us, and we started bleeping remorselessly.
She is really a nice girl.. She isn't jealous(she knows my girlfriend), doesn't ask for much (her dad is rich anyways), and laughs to all my dry jokes..
However, a new dimension has come into what I have hitherto considered 'the perfect relationship'... Whenever we are through with bleeping, she always tells me to give my life to Christ, and forsake all worldly pleasures. I am still trying to comprehend how my Bleep-mate can possibly evangelize to me, and expect me to take her seriosly... I really don't want to lose her... She looks so beutiful especially when leading praise and worship in church. May The Lord forgive me, but I frequently have a massive erection in church, whenever I watch her 'singing and dancing to the Lord'.
Please how do I tell her to stop preaching, so we can blissfully 'continue in sin'?




No sermons please... Just advice needed

Allowing me bleep his little sister... God bless u wherever you are, Musharraf akanbi

dandydaniels: I've heard some of my friends say"see how that girls' leg dey, I bet say she no be virgin"

can you know who's a virgin(and vice versa) by mere sight?

if she has pimples, she is definitely a virgin

So?