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Mod,

What exactly are the yardsticks that qualify a topic for frontpage?


My advice to you is:

NAIRALAND IS NOT YOUR INHERITANCE... THERE ARE MUCH MORE SENSIBLE TOPICS LANGUISHING IN OBSCURITY IN THE VARIOUS SECTIONS OF THIS FORUM, WHICH ARE UNFORTUNATELY, NOT CREATED BY YOU.

or maybe

Seun should rename this site

Lala's blog

OkikiOluwa1:
That oyinbo married a frog. And he's still smiling.
Whites no get life!
u must v bn friendzoned alot

Check my pix... Do I honestly look like someone who can be friendzoned?

Have a blissfull honeymoon

All this long story on top eye control

Simplest solution is:

Just pluck out both eyes... Matthew 18:9


End of story

Beauty pageants everywhere!

Nigerians and their novel ways of getting fresh and succulent punanis

Murray- Bruce don teach guys bad tin o



EASIEST WAY FOR A GUY TO GET MAGNIFICENTLY LAID IN NIGERIA: ORGANIZE A BEAUTY PAGEANT!

Ok


To all those babes who are friend-zoning specialists

Na una mate don marry so....

Life isn't all about having your pictures accumulate 'likes' on social media, and being one of a rich dude's many girlfriends...

And so?



A supposed Man of God, now transformed into a god of men


*in Tupac's voice*........ ONLY GOD WILL JUDGE!

At least, making wack movies is a better and godlier way of making money than making money through armed robbery, militancy, rituals, etc.


Personally, I hate Nigerian movies with a passion... But I never look down on their hustle...

So for all those hating, no be by force to watch their films now.... If you no like am, jejely waka pass!


Btw

1000 likes accumulated after the Nairaland crash...

Seun, this site must not crash again o

Nice looking family



May the Kids never be orphaned



I have a replica of this kind of pix, taken when I was just a month old with my mum and dad.... My dad died when I was 12, mum when I was 19...


Once again


MAY THESE KIDS NEVER BE ORPHANED

some people are getting really scared


Let the mudslinging continue



But one thing is sure...


The majority of Nigerians will vote Jonathan into otueke, come 2015 Valentine's day.


GMB WITHOUT REMORSE!!!

Even the devil, at one point in time, was God's favorite angel.... He got thrown out of heaven, only when he rebelled..


Jonathan has not only rebelled against Obasanjo, his benefactor.. He has also rebelled against Nigerians, who voted for him enmasse in 2011...


Morale of the story: When a dog becomes rabid, the best thing the owner can do is to help put him down... And that is what Obasanjo is doing right now.


JONATHAN IS NOT EVEN FIT TO BE A FAMILY HEAD, TALK LESS OF BEING THE PRESIDENT OF THE MOST POPULOUS AFRICAN COUNTRY.

I have to avoid all these, just so I can attend a meeting?



That beans tho....

It is the best food to eat if you are really hellbent on disappointing a girl


The only thing one can possibly do after having a full plate of beans is fart, sleep, fart again, fart again, sleep, fart more...

another scary development


SOMEONE WANTS TO UPDATE HIS SWISS BANK ACCOUNT

Jonathan is really working

Youths are getting awarded for........





Op,what was it you said you guys are being awarded for?

May She return home unharmed



I just hope she has not been used to pay for a Range Rover Evoque

Why is the focus on women only?

Ok


Why do some married men commit adultery during NYSC?



But all these women sha

Ok


What about Maheeda and Tonto Dike?



Are they not also attending

So?




In other news jare...

a clear case of the visitor crying more than the bereaved


Which one of them went to Harvard Business school sef?


Na dem come dress pass the real alumni sef.


THE OWAMBE SPIRIT IS STRONG...

wetin concern me?

Ok

Ok


Congrats to the good people of that senatorial district



*An or.gy of unfulfilled promises anticipated*


WELCOME ON BOARD, MR OR.GY

BobNeli:
He is just one of the male versions. But we are talking about the female now. His own case may be worse off though. Thank God I have never moticed any of these things b4. I am hearing it for the first time.

and I suppose you are neither one of the male versions nor any one of the female versions[b]



Bros, are you a hermaphrodite?

naijaboiy:
Bros I no understand

u share whatever it is you read on nairaland.... Start from there

naijaboiy:
I can so relate with this your story. I don't know why it is so but some ladies find it difficult to express their love for a guy that they know deep down they love him so much.

How can you claim you love somebody and you can't take the pains to even give him a flash or text message. Some of them will never text first,,they will be waiting for the guy to do that...meanwhile,,they are dying in silence.

It will not take anything out of your body if you return the love your boy friend shows to you. You people are dating,,the stage of claiming hard to get has passed. Call him,,send him text,,check up on him. It is not a hard thing to do. Tell him once in a while how much you love him. You must not wait for him to do it first.

I understand that you are probably scared due to the cheating mentality you have come to develop. But there is no harm in giving things a trial. If you're really scared,,then you shouldn't have agreed to date him in the first place. For the fact that you have agreed to date him,,then you have to show commitment.

Some girls are proud in their relationships but they won't accept it. Pride has really destroyed many relationships today,,even marriages.

You should learn to cut it down without loosing your self worth.

#MyTwoCedis

Marieolae... All these stories you are sharing in Lagos, DIARIS GOD O... hope say you go remember me when you get money wey you wan share..

Na waoooo


For this Xmas/election period



GOD HELP US ALL

And so?



Mod

BreezyRita:
op! So you actually included Miss NL?? Chai!!! You get mind

#Charitycomment

The girl fine na.... That I am not a woman wrapper doesn't mean I don't appreciate fine girls, when I see one..... I didn't mention any worwor girl except Onila

L

missterious:
Do you have ladies in your life?? Them get fish brain too abi?

No dey attack the poor dude na... When he means ladies have fish brain, he is actually complimenting them... He means that their brains are 'water resistant'