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Nice move.... So any time the people of Lagos State need to vent their frustration by lynching somebody, na to waka go sexual offenders registry, look up one person's name and address, then proceed to the person's house and do the Aluu thing....



Na real 'Firewood Registry' be dis ooo


Very soon LASTMA GUYS GO BE LIKE:


'U no wan settle abi? Oya enter motor make we go office.... Na for dia we go put your name for sexual offenders register... You think say na bridge we come count for dis Lagos?

Kachisbarbie:
what of lawyers?
Damn...I can't date a lawyer!
Jeezz.
They would always give you the implied meaning of everything.

*mbanu

Odikwa risky o

That awkward moment when wifey asks Lawyer hubby, "honey, what are you trying to imply?"

And Hubby replies, "Kachi, what do you think I am trying to imply?"


And the merry-go-round continues endlessly

RIP TO THE DEAD



ohhhhhhhh, na Beauty pageant sef





*modified*

The panty-show pishure looks like a Gay Pageant to me... Tufiakwa

Congrats to the winners sha

MzPreshie:
Lol... Bro, I'm just 15, so before I turn 38 and desperate, its gonna be a long wait on your part.

k

Let the Watching begin

*already following you*

MzPreshie:
Mr. Advice abi match maker, when did I ever say I came to N'Land to find a husband? Abeg ooo, I'm happily single. Not old enough for marriage anyway.

Ok o, Miss 'not old enough for marriage'

I have screenmunched this comment of yours, so that when you open a thread in a few years time, placing an advert reading, '38 year old Godfearing woman urgently needs a man to settle down with', I will just upload the pishure for you

MzPreshie:
Awww.. I gerrit now. I like me too.

if u are not married, Better give the dude a chance.

Na so you go dey form 'I love me too', come clock 40

Don't let your blessing pass you by, unless you are lesb****

Dorisbest:
Should I tell her is over or should I fool her by fancy her finger with ring?
I need ur advice urgently

Op

You are female

And you are asking for our advice on how to marry your fellow girl



Ok


Pls go to hell, and don't drag us there with u

This is nice



Instead of granting national awards to Aso Rock cooks and butlers

The provision of Section 68(1)g of the Constitution is very clear, and not open to liberal interpretation...



Nigeria is a joke

By virtue of Section 68(g) of the Nigerian Constitution, Tambuwal also loses his seat In the House of assembly, not only that of speaker, automatically, once he defects from the party upon which he was so elected....

PDP EVEN DEY PITY AM TO ALLOW HIM STILL PARADE HIMSELF AS SPEAKER... THEY DONT EVEN NEED A COURT ORDER TO BAR HIM FROM THE HOUSE OF REPS PREMISES....

By virtue of the Constitution's Supremacy clause, (section 1(3) of the Constitution), read in conjunction with Section 68(g), Alhaji Tambuwal has no right to even approach the court to obtain any relief in regard to legislative house matters , as he is no longer a member of the National Assembly



Your opinion is Welcome

By virtue of Section 68(g) of the Nigerian constitution, tambuwal also loses his seat In the house of assembly, not only that of speaker, automatically, once he defects from the party upon which he was so elected....




PDP EVEN DEY PITY AM TO ALLOW HIM STILL PARADE HIMSELF AS SPEAKER... THEY DONT EVEN NEED A COURT ORDER TO BAR HIM FROM THE HOUSE OF REPS PREMISES....

By virtue of the Constitution's Supremacy clause, (section 1(3) of the Constitution), read in conjunction with Section 68(g), Alhaji Tambuwal has no locus standi to even approach the court to obtain any relief in regard to legislative house matters

mikeomo11:
Nice one 'Nelly' if that is the name. I stumbled on ur diary and discovered u are a witness. I am also one. I would like us 2 chat pls if u can. Just pm u.

na so.... No be only Jehovah's witness, na eye witness....better come clean with her and tell her u want to 'perforate' her... That will be much easier and less sinful...




Thou shall not take the name of The Lord in vain

iv4fb:
May Tinubu Mortgage your future like he's doing Lagos and may there be no remedy to that.

I AM TINUBU

AND MY PEOPLE ARE NOT COMPLAINING

Ok



Any Supporter of President Jonathan here? Pls say amen to these prayers

A PRAYER FOR G.E.J. and HIS SUPPORTERS


1.) May God run your Life the way GEJ is running this country.
2.) May God give u and your family the kind of peace GEJ gives to this country.
3.) May God subsidize your blessings the way Jonathan subsidized the Nigerian Oil.
4.) May God secure u and your entire family the way GEJ secures this country.
As a Good supporter of GEJ and PDP all u have to do is to Quote this and reply "Amen" and disgrace the ‘Misinformed’ General public.
Be brave to type Amen and like this post



Also, if you are a staunch critic of GEJ, say amen to this prayer, on his supporters' behalf, by liking this post




Hapi Xmas in advance to my extended Nairaland family

1st to comment




On 2nd page




Nairaland WHY NA

A bit of good news in the mayhem called Nigeria




More power to his Elbow

if e possible, Nigerian boys fit impersonate God!!!




Awesome Nigerian hustle.... What a pity It was wrongly applied in this instance.


I still rep the GREEN-WHITE-GREEN!!!



AND I ALSO REP

Nairaland SPACE.... KEEP OFF







TRESPASSERS WILL BE GUILLOTINED


.... I am coming.. Let me think of something 'gallant' to say




In other news...

prinznazzy:
Haba.....u mean 4 3 different sets any1 wuld criticise d sch 4 havn such amount of 1st class?.....d standard is stil so high, n d students r just gud enough to hav merited dr 1st class degree.....so dnt bring in private universities here

bros, na two different sets, not three...pls use ur glasses... That's why you have them

A 17-year-old boy has been sentenced to 23 years behind bars for fatally shooting a retired police dog during a burglary. Ivins Rosier was convicted in May for breaking into the Florida home of a trooper and shooting the officer's five-year-old German Shepherd two years ago. Drake, a former drug-sniffing dog, was euthanized five days later.

Rosier, who was 16 at the time of the incident but tried as an adult, was sentenced on Friday on charges of animal cruelty, armed burglary and shooting into an occupied building. Palm Beach Post reported Circuit Judge Robin Rosenberg said she handed Rosier a tough sentence as she was bound by sentencing guidelines. According to police, Rosier was one of three teens who broke into Florida Highway Patrol Trooper Robert Boody's home on November 18, 2012. Rosier, who had a history of run-ins with the police, is the first to be tried, according to Palm
Beach Post. MORE... 'I forgive you for putting a bullet in my back': Sun Sentinel reported that Rosier confessed to police he was the one who shot the dog. During the two-day trial, patrol officer Boody cried as he told the court about returning home from work to find Drake, who he adopted in 2010, wounded. Drake suffered broken limbs, bullet wounds in his head and jaw, massive blood loss and lethal damage to his esophagus.

'He was in obvious pain,' Boody said, according to Sun Sentinel. Days before Drake was euthanized, Rosier admitted to Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office Detective Philip DiMola during questioning that he shot the dog. The November 22, 2012, interrogation was recorded and played to Palm Beach County juryduring its deliberations on Friday, according to Sun Sentinel. 'If you shoot that dog and he dies, that's murder of a law enforcement officer,' DiMola pressed Rosier in the interrogation video. Meanwhile, Rosier's attorneys, Jack Fleishman and Rachel Preefer, asked Judge Rosenberg to sentence the teen as a juvenile with a six-year prison terms.

However she said she didn't feel that was appropriate after the court heard Rosier had faced previous juvenile charges for grand theft, battery, lewd and lascivious molestation and false imprisonment. During the November 2012 shooting, he was wearing an ankle monitor for a previous burglary charge which officers used to link him to the crime scene. Rosier told Rosenberg he was misunderstood and blamed his problems on drug and alcohol addiction. 'The vicious ruthless person that I’ve been portrayed to be, that’s not who I am, that’s not who I’ll ever be,' Rosier said.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2689248/Teen-17-sentenced-23-years-jail-fatally-shooting-retired-police-dog.html

thankyouJesus:
read the article again.
Hint: it was combined covocation.

sir, I read the article... It boils down to an average of 111 first class graduands in each session... It is still on the high side

If it was Covenant or some private university that churned out so many first class graduates, some cokeheads will come here and start misyarning about how hopeless and ludicrous private unis are...





Now, it is UI, I am waiting for you all to come and tell me how the standard of education there has gone to the dogs



By the way


Congratulations to all the graduands jare, especially those who made first class....The sky isn't your limit, but your stepping stone !

Wao



Rip to the dead

This plot is dedicated to






All those pilgrims who will pray for, and contribute to Nigeria's peace, before, during and after the pilgrimage



May Allah grant your wishes

*in Sean tizzle's voice*




Omo daadaa lomo yen oo – that girl is a good girl
Omo gidi lomu wale o – you have brought a good girl home x2
Ama ko’le mo’le oo (Amin o) – we will build houses (amen)
Ama bi’mo le’mo (Amin o) – we will have children (amen)
A o ni sukun oko (Amin o) – we won’t cry over our husbands (amen)
A o ni sukun aye (Amin o) – we won’t cry over our wives

Everyone is surveying, right?




Ok, here is the result of my own survey






*Yoruba boy to the core... Buhari for Aso Rock 2015... Ebele for Otueke 2015*

and some Nigerians will be accusing Goodluck Jonathan of being intoxicated with power, because he wants to run for Presidency cum 2015... Now even ratty Keshi wants to hold the nation to ransom.... indeed, power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely




WE SAY WE NO WANT U AS OUR COACH!!! NA BY FORCE ?






In other news...

Kidash:
This morning as the ongoing protest continue in unijos.the military men opened fire at student killing 3 and leaving others injured the administration have asked the student to vacate the hostel...please right now we are scared and the militry people are chasing us pointing guns at us is this another war? *update*The University of Jos has now been shut indefinately by the authorities to avoid further escalation. Source-ICEfm 96.1 aka Ujay fm

U have got mail

his version of the 'Triumphant Entry'








Nigeria is now so messed up that it attracts all sorts... Clowns, failed musicians, cradle-snatchers, paedophiles, etc....




Chisossssssssss!!!!!!
My fone nearly fall enter well


LAST BULLET: ADIGUN, PLEASE SELL THAT HORSE. USE THE MONEY TO GET A HAIRCUT, VASELINE FOR WANKING, A BOGUS CHIEFTAINCY TITLE....whatever.. Just get out of our political airspace.

Nice



I insist that pdp infiltrators in Apc are the ones making Apc look bad

Always the Perfect gentleman







SLS oozing charisma since 1237 B.C





*dancing shoki on all Haters' fresh graves*