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DCNM:
Chiai.. .Family Man, Just to make ends meet. Ladies appreciate ur guys more. I know how many slap i don collect bcoz of my gf.. .if i see her off finish dey come bck, na so so slap i bn dey collect tht year frm DeyGbam boiz so tey if she say "baby see me off" e go be like say mek ground open.

You wan hear the truth?...
































You MUMU

Shelloween:
No blood...... What's merciless about the beating?

You wicket bros

Anderlis:
A female Jehovah witness member knock on his door to minister to him, so he went to attend to her naked.



Watch video here:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BSTnu7_jnIN/

My guy, you fit lie for Africa ehn...kai, she na d lady you come give your phone to make she snap you?

I no know the pranks wey I fit play tomorrow, I dey think say maybe may I post RIP for my Facebook account, or may I tweet say I am on my way to commit suicide for lagoon...in all of this na my mama I dey fear for, may she no go take am too personal.

Timi Dakolo shared a beautiful photo of the duo and wrote; ‘ITS BE 5 AMAZING YEARS…BUT IT STILL FEELS LIKE YESTERDAY… THANK GOD I DIDN’T AGREE TO BE JUST FRIENDS… AS YOU WANTED TO TURN ME TO THE ZONAL COORDINATOR OF THE( FRIEND ZONE )OF SOUTH SOUTH.. AS YOU CAN SEE,I NOW KNOW HOW TO FOLD MY CLOTHES PROPERLY..EAT ON THE DINING TABLE NOT ON THE BED..I AM WORKING ON ARRANGING THE SHOE PART..AND ITS NOT EASY..PLEASE LETS GO BACK TO THE TIME WHEN I COULD SING AND YOU WILL JUST FORGIVE ME..DON’T DO THIS SEE FINISH NA ..LET MY MUSIC STILL TOUCH YOU… AND ABEG EHN.. TRY NOT TO ALWAYS BE CALLING MY FULL NAMES DURING ARGUMENT.. IT SCARES ME.. I AM.STILL LOOKING FOR A PIGIN ENGLISH TEACHER FOR YOU.. FIGHTING WITH GOOD ENGLISH IS REALLY FUNNY BECAUSE WORDS LIKE( EXPEDIENT) CANT BE THROWN INTO AN ARGUMENT.. JUST SO YOU KNOW WE ARE STILL DATING EVEN IF WE HAVE BEEN MARRIED 5 YEARS NOW…LET ME JUST SAY IT NOW.. I DONT LIKE AEROBICS..I ALWAYS FEEL USELESS AFTERWARDS. DO YOUR THING ALONE, PLEASE I LIKE SLEEP, ITS NOT NICE THAT YOU WAKE ME UP 3AM AND WHISPER BABY I WANT TO TALK TO YOU…HALF OF THE TIME.. I AM JUST NODDING.. I DIDNT HEAR JACK..AND WHEN I SAY BABY YOU ARE RIGHT..ITS JUST SO YOU CAN LET ME SLEEP. PLEASE FORGIVE MY ANYHOW BEHAVIOURS IN ADVANCE..I LOVE YOU BUSOLA DAKOLO..FOREVER IS JUST A START..FOREVER WAS MADE FOR YOU AND ME..www.blaksun3000..com

Showcasing her isn't a good idea man. You got ball already doing what you do in a clime like this. But this gal is young. She ain't ready for the negativity this may bring.

The most difficult age for any man born in Nigeria should be between 24 and 29
years, the pressure to be something, to be someone is so immense. When you
look around you everyone seems to be doing something for themselves, people
seem to be living a life you only dream of. You have applied for jobs and the
results have been more disappointing than Yakubu Aiyegbeni goal miss at the
world cup.
Sadly this is the age when most guys lose it, the age when if not careful one is
consumed by alcohol or drugs, because the disappointments become too much
and you find alternative ways to face reality. Worse is when a few people you
studied with have been lucky enough to land
jobs, soon your circle of friends gets thinner – mostly they don’t even cut you
out but you will be real with yourself and cut yourself off. I mean what will you
do when you are in a WhatsApp group of friends and they are discussing about
last week’s trip in Dubai and planning another trip to South Africa while you are
not sure of what your next meal would be?
Most times you follow the conversation silently, all alone like a cross on the
grave. Soon you realize this is no longer your kind of crowd because the more
you keep around the more the pressure to be something, takes a toll on you.
You know when stories about house parties
come up and you act deaf because you don’t know where an extra 5 guys
would fit in your house. Have you ever sat in a group of people discussing the
new iPhone on the market or how British Airways offers poo services and you
can feel your heart whisper to you "boss this is chest pain hour, can we just go
and find a group that talks about GMAT, SHL, Dragnet, jobberman or job
vacancies sites".
But you sit there as these people are lost in their lifestyle conversations, you are
like a secretary taking minutes in meeting. You are totally forgotten like one of a
woman’s breasts during pre-intimacy. Once in a while one of the friends will
turn and ask if you need another drink and you wonder if you should just say No
and head home, but head home to do what? So you grudgingly drop in the
comment “I will have just one last one“...Lie!!!
But after a few years of job hunting, you are now ready to take anything even if
is to smell a rich man’s farts as long as it pays, so you end up as an office
messenger in one blue chip company in town. To imagine that 4-5 years of
studying and getting a degree is now reduced to picking and dropping off letters
and if you are not doing that, you are being sent for cheap lunch by the
employees when they are broke and they can’t order with fast food. This is
when conversations about where people schooled start, you go silent for it’s no
longer of any use to say you also reached University, it doesn’t matter – you
have resorted to surviving.
Once in while you will bump into your now well to do classmates, they would
offer you lunch, but not even eating the meals at Eko Hotel or Sheraton will
make you feel better about yourself, because in your mind you wish instead they
would give you the 30k and you sort your meals for the next 5 weeks. As it is
the norm you will have photos taken, and uploaded on Facebook, but always
it’s your face that would look the odd one out – not even the best filters can
hide a face which has suffered the city's dust and sun but survives on boiled
beans.
The worst mistake you can do during this period is to try and date – there is
nothing that a person going through such times can offer in terms of love. How
are you going to do evening romantic walks when you are tired from walking
delivering letters in offices around town? What are you going to tell your lady
when she says she wants to go for relaxation at the bar, pool or love garden
sites that are in town? That your financial religion doesn’t allow it or what?
This is the age when you sit back and watch as the ladies you would want to
date are dating or getting married to guys 10 years older than you. And you
can’t blame them – it’s only that your life seems to be progressing slower than
their goals in life. Most of the ladies you meet during this period, if you are
lucky will be patient with you till you hit 28, and if by then your life is still in
disarray like Leicester city's performance in the EPL then my friend be prepared
for a walk out.
But then this is the age when you learn a lot of about life, if you can hack
through this stage of life the only hard moment in your life would be when you
lose your parents - that’s if you are still lucky enough to have them. This stage
teaches you a lot about perseverance, about appreciating the small wins you
have each day, it teaches you something about friendship, love, career growth
and personal responsibility. This is always your rise or fall moment depending
on the choices you make.
How you live your life in the 30’s is determined by how you handled your life in
this phase. Do not Give up. Do not Be Depressed. remain focused and create a
Strategy. Be consistent, you must Surely Win. Peace
#copied

Beautiful.. Make sense. I hope to be the first to take pre wedding photo on the moon.

evexx1:
Well said!

Evexx1, do you have madness?

Make him vomit everygoddamthing

Guy you are a looser...you didn't cherish her because then you had everything going for you. Now that your career is stale,you now realise that what really matters are those that really love you. Am sure you are unable to do what you do then with different ladies now.

I am having a rethink about enhancement. What I always advice is moderation and weighing up carefully the effect your actions will have on your health, the way your society will take it. If you look at her before pics you would see, that her decision wasn't entirely out of place. Many at times we do not come out the way we would have if everything was perfect. Genes defects and environment polution make us have some minor and major defects.

The guy Bleep up a second time, if na me ehn, i go send the gal cool 10k....but as I dey see this thing na season film d gal go wan send the money back. My advice for the guy if such happen, is to just send the money into my acct. I go use am for offering this coming Sunday.

You grown thicker...motherhood I quess

Mehn this mumu adedeji weak me...I am actually going to give a testimony on behalf of that lucky lady on Sunday that she refused that pikin proposal

Two shorties

Morkablog:
Every year, a renowned website named forbes gather relevant informations and come up with the richest men in the world, in Africa and in Nigeria. As 2017, 9 Nigerians make the billionaires club cut with a some, just few million dollars away from reaching the bench mark. Below are the top 10 richest men in Nigeria according to forbes ranking 2017.
10. Oba Otudeke: Oba Otudeke is the chairman and founder of the honey well group. He is also the chairman of FBN Holdings Plc. His operations spread across oil and gas, flour minning, real estate, and marine transportation.Net Worth: $650 million.
9. Jim Oviah: Jim Oviah is the founder of Zenith Bank. He is the chairman and the largest shareholder with a stake of almost 10%. He also manages a mobile telecom Visafone which has over 3 million subscribers. Net Worth: $1 billion.
8. Orji Uzor Kalu: The former governor of Abia State. He is the founder and chairman of Slok Holding. A conglomerate with interest in shipping, banking, oil, trading, manufacturing and the media. He became a real business man at the age of 19 after being expelled from a Nigerian University for allegedly spearheading a series of student riots. Net Worth: $1.1 billion.
7. Tony Elumelu: A philanthropist and founder of the Transcorp and Heirs Holdings. He was the chairman of United Bank for Africa and was estimated to worth $1.4 billion.
6. Abdusalam Rabiu: Abdusalam is the founder of the famous BUA Group. A conglomerate active in sugar refining, cement production, real estate and port operations. In September 2015, his Group signed a $600 million deal with a chinease cement equipment service provider Sinoma Internation Engineering to construct a second production line located in Edo State Niger Delta, Nigeria. Net Worth: $1.5 billion.
5. Theophilus Danjuma: Former Nigerian Chief of Army staff between 1975 to 1979. He is the current chairman of Athlantic Petroleum. Net Worth: $1.7 billion.
4. Folorunsho Alakija: Folorunsho is a business tycoon that who has interest in fashion,oil and printing industries. She is the richest Woman in Nigeria and the richest woman of the African descent in the world. Net Worth: $2.1 billion.
3. Femi Otedola: He is the CEO of Zenon Oil and Gas and Forte Oil Plc. He has interest in real estates amongst other sectors. Net Worth: $2.3 billion.
2. Mike Adenuga: Mike Adenuga is the second richest man in Nigeria with interest in Oil and Gas and telecoms. He is the owner of Globacom, Nigeria's second biggest telecom operatorsand the chairman of Conoil. Net Worth: $10.5 billion.
1. Aliko Dangote: Aliko Dangote is the richest man in Nigeria, Africa and of course the richest black man in the world. In 2014, he ranked as the 24th richest man in the world but has since then fallen to positions below 100 due to Nigeria's poor Naira. Net Worth: $12.5 billion.
http://morkablog..com/2017/03/top-10-richest-people-in-nigeria-forbes.html

This least is not complete mehn...where is my name?

ahmedkoded95:
10. Hafiz Oyetoro


He is a lecturer at Adeniran Ogunsanya College of Education in Ijanikin, Lagos. The actor who is simply known as Saka has been blessed through acting. Acting brought him the MTN brand ambassador contract. He has also modeled for different firms including Diamond Bank and Etisalat. His porting from Etisalat to MTN became a big item when he left Etisalat for MTN as a brand ambassador.

Yoruba dey read booook....kai

This one is not well jare...he is actually feeling like a celebrity from all the attention he is getting. But God saved the person he stole from oo, because am sure somebody in his state of mind wouldn't have hesitated to use that machete

Lady show more proof and everything will be fine... If truely the apostle did what he is being accused of...then he is an intelligent man. He as been watching for her to bring forward all her proof. But sensing none that can really nail him is forthcoming he is now charging forth and going for the jugular

See people with brain and civilty. SHAME ON THOSE THAT KILLED THAT DOG.buhari too no try

ARREST THE JUDGE THAT PASS THAT SENTENCE. HE IS A BLOODSUCKING VAMPIRE

O you see...some couple somewhere would have been so impressed by its craziness, and start thinking of going a step further by adding snake to their own

If your life was a movie, what would be the title?

QueenSuccubus:



Yaaazzz I'm in asia & u

Yaazzz I'm in africa

QueenSuccubus:



Alohaaaa... Good afternoon from the other side

Ho, great. You aren't here in Nigeria? Nice. Alooa is the Hawaiian hello. Where are you based sis?

QueenSuccubus:



Nope...why u asked?

Good morning Queen
Hope you slept well

TunezMedia:
Popular Actress Funke Akindele Fear Of Water Revealed During Seychelles Vacay [PICS]
http://www.tunezmediablog.com/2017/03/popular-actress-funke-akindele-fear-of.html

Ooooo, for this her pics for pool, why she no comot for water finish....

henryanna36:
Thousands of people gathered at Samzuga city near Gboko Benue state on Sunday 26th March 2017 to gather strategies from Bishop Dr Sam Zuga on how to end the war between Fulani herdsmen and Tiv farmers.Speaking at the event,he said there will be no war between Fulani herdsmen and Tiv farmers for the next seven years if Tiv people believe and follow the strategies delivered to him by God.

To cement the relationship between Fulani and Tiv people and end the war between them Bishop Dr Sam Zuga supervised the wedding of a Tiv farmer and a Fulani woman at Samzuga city this today 28th March 2017

cc; Lalasticlala,mynd44

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/03/bishop-sam-zuga-supervises-wedding-of.html?m=1

Chizos! Are they marrying mother and child?

PrettyCrystal:
Photos of this Adam and Eve inspired pre-wedding shoot have been trending online after it was shared online by Ifeanyi Orakwue, an OAP/Producer at Radio Sapientia 95.3FM, Onitsha, Anambra state... The photos feature the soon-to-be couple partly-covered with leaves -as the lady gives her heartthrob an apple (the forbidden fruit).

Online users have reacted differently to this.. See below;

http://www.nationalhelm.net/2017/03/check-out-this-trending-adam-and-eve.html

Guy pls don't eat, don't eat............,.












Let me come and help you eat

QueenSuccubus:
Huh?

I didn't noticed that I attract a lot of views ooo...

Aiit...you are married?

QueenSuccubus:



Oohh please...don't say that but thank u..

Alot of your posts are interesting, and you attracts a lot of views. How do you manage that