You earn 3 times more than he does earn? Babe, i can worship you forever. Leave that scum and come to my open and warm embrace.

tosh_acer: If Lier Mohammed had said something like this, these same people will applaud him and say its the truth.

cos,he tells better and more believable lies than metuh the dumbass.

X-factoria:


He is sure to go that way! You don't stand in the way of a moving train and expect not to be crushed. He's so stupid to have underestimated a Nigerian President. The Presidency is a powerful office and it does not matter who occupies that position or whatever name he goes by. I have said it before, even OBJ "no get mouth" except Jonathan does not want to wield power and I think he is going to learn to wield it with people like Tony Anenih in his think tank.

Check out my previous post on GEJ/Amaechi tussle on this thread:

https://www.nairaland.com/1269269/dickson-amaechi-want-leader-opposition/1#15419678

Guy forget dat thing. Wield what? His penis? Against who? Obj? E die well. Make him try am naaa. Obj gave them a blank challenge last week and asked them to probe him. What was the response from the FG? An emphatic NO.
As for Amaechi, permit me to say that if GEJ continues to fool himself, Amaechi will move to APC with his wagon of loyalists. Remember,he has oil money and knows where the boys are in the creeks. Don't tell me he can't decamp. Theodore Orji and Ohakim decamped and nothing happened.

Awwwss! Is it me or the booze?
Didn't understand a damn thing from this post. And to think I wasted some vital Kbps on this is most annoying.

Unilorin? Dat na school?
E beta say i go Borno State University Dan say i go waste time there. Even my guy grammar no help Mata. E show say the school no even get levels for book mata. I even write pidgin pass am.

Abeg, Uniben all the way jor!
Get seasoned, Be sharp & stay sharp.

Ochek:

No mind those ppl. However, just put off ur data network and try again. It worked for me and i'm pretty sure it will for you too.

I am saddened at your solution. It does show how degraded your reasoning can be. Do you mean that for me make every call successfully, I should turn off my data network? So, while online and someone flashes, I should go, turn of data and dial.... After the call, i turn on data network and my mum calls and asks me to call her back, then I turn off data network and dial? O fella, u need to have ur head examined.

Choi! Where my picture naaaa? This fone sef.

I am a budding actor and I was on set with one of my Idols, Mike Ezuruonye. This pic was taken last month and I felt I should share it with you my ever vibrant and pro-active Nairalanders. Please remember me in your prayers.

manny4life: Never knew about the dude, RIP brother...

Please this is a honest question, what kind of accident did he have that literally burned down the hood of the car? My goodness, that must have been a terrible accident...

he ran into a stationary truck at neck breaking speed. He suffered severe head injuries and died eight days later.

delion20: Is IK high or something?

he's still high on south african weed.... Hehehehe

churific: I don't mind him saying that because even he doesn't believe that. Azonto goes semi-viral and they're are already claiming Kilimanjaro! I can't even name 20 Ghanaian songs I know.

i cant even name 5 songs.

So if Taribo,Bance and Obj visit KSA, they would be deported too? :PSo if Taribo,Bance and Obj visit KSA, they would be deported too?

K4: fat lie! nigerians r known 2 fight over everything.even d most mundane n irrelevant things! crazy,stvpid m0rons!

O Lord, why dost Thou afflict us with these plagued infested Ashantis who sitteth on stools and and eateth banku?

Why canst they leave our websites even when thou calleth 'Nairaland?'

To these stool sitting Ashantis, thus sayeth the Lord, "Cursed is that Ghanaian, or Ashanti who commenteth on a Naija blog."

Cusubaba: Listen don't says what u don't know. Honestly i know Ghana more than u. Am traveling right now to Benin Republic, just change some money to Naira, CFA, and Dollar. Currently 1 Ghana cedi which is 10,000 cedi before is 79 naira. 1 cedi = 79 naira. 2 cedi = 1 dollar. 4 cedi = 1 mil fra CFC

how does this help pay my rent?

Burger01:
How would the church be aware of the previous marriage, probably done in Port Harcourt? Would the church carry out an independent investigation as to whether the man already had a wife or not?

That is why the Catholic Church remains the one true universal church. If it were to be consumated in the Catholic Church, Banns of marriage notices will be sent to ALL the parishes he and the female have ever attended till they reach adulthood. And this call will be made three times. The essence of this is to fore-stall such disgraceful events. But how can our pentecostal churches handle this? They are in the bane of having consummated the worst marriages in recent times. Especially these 'lagos,abuja and port harcourt' marriages now in the offing.

jas_o: It is Mobile Telecommunication Network.
Those fools who derive fun in spoiling the company name should desist or go and die.
This is why you people don't grow. The logical reasoning that should have been imployed to make your point known will be burry for illogical and brainless unterances of yours. Either you like it or not, the system has tremendiously impacted possitively in Nigeria. It gave you employment. procuce star through project fame; these are people who had no hope in making it through their naturally gifted tallent because their Govt. have betrayed them. but with the company and the rest tellecomunication comapanies hope was revived. Dont be an ingrate, try appreciate what we are pressently getting. More good things are still in offing for all of us, let us all be pattient.

From the PRO Dept for the 'Most Terrible Network' MTN.

Sincere 9gerian:
"Now he's the mouthpiece of the same people who makes the life of Nigerians more difficult"

Did you just utter that gibberish? What do you mean by "Now he's the mouthpiece of the same people who makes the life of Nigerians more difficult"? Perhaps you were refering to Fashola and Tinubu who may be making "the life of (Lagosians) more difficult" (according to you)

In case you were refering to the govt of GEJ, I'm sorry you'r WRONG. Besides the increment of fuel price, which was by the way, inevitable, your comment is BASELESS and SENSELESS. About the fuel price increase, that was inevitable as it would HAPPEN over and over again, except crude oil price comes down. As long as crude oil price is increasing, ANY govt in power will inevitably increase fuel price. The reason is, fuel is a commodity, like any other commodity.

Beside the fuel price increase, I dont see how the following has "made life more difficult for Nigerians":
- revival of the rail transport system
- YOUWIN
- graduate internship scheme
- SURE-P women and youth empowerment scheme that employs 5,000 unskilled persons per state and pay them monthly stipends for 5hrs per weekdays work.
- Airport remodelling and Aviation reforms
- Building of cargo Airports
- Construction of Almajiri schools
- Massive road rehabilitation, re-construction and construction
- Agric reforms including new ways of distributing fertilizers and farm inputs that ensure farmers receive subsidized farm inputs DIRECTLY
- Ongoing power reforms and privatisation
- Creation of 12 new federal universities
- Increased funding for federal and select state higher institutions
- Rehabilitation of federal unity colleges
- Local content law in oil and gas
- Empowering local contractors by giving them every contract worth N5billion and below
- Credible elections
Etc,etc

If anything, ALL of the above, are and will make life better for Nigerians.

Most times, critics turn BLIND eye to all of the above, while at same going on and on about corruption, corruption and corruption. Well, if you like, you can build another twin towers with the word- corruption- but the FACT is that corruption has existed since 1960 and is ALWAYS an easy tool for those who want political power through the back door. Therefore, no one should be bothered about the NOISE by anti-corruption e-warriors.

What matters, as far as I'm concerned are CONCRETE things, listed above, that affect the lives of ALL Nigerians DIRECTLY.

By the way, GEJ became president in mid 2010, after the death of Yar Adua. So you alone know how you calculated your 4yrs. All LIARS, except they repent, have comfortable seats reserved for them in the hottest part of HELL

i tot we had purged Nairaland of these "Govt Internet Assistants?" How did this fellow infiltrate us again?

*covered in sack cloth and crying madly*

chidiakwari: Messi is still the worlds best come 2014. You jst can't beat that, he breaks and sets record and not some cheap proud, arrogant mofo seeking attention player like CR7. You guys jst robbed gala off their penalty twice. Smh.

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Oya naaa, go call police.

BUSH MAN: its not the having fun that is the problem its letting us on camera know that he is having fun, i ve been to duabai 4 time this year and california 2 times without camera crew to show people

go siddon one place. Who dash you? Show us pics naaaaa if na true.

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Some folks need Psychiatric Help. Now I know madness isn't just displayed in talking,but in writing also.
*wiping sweat from fore-head @ 6:00am*

osram: This man should not b speard,he shud b fired asap!!!

Do you mean 'spared'?
Then you should be fired ASAP from nairaland. Olodo! Simple word you can't spell.

Former EFCC chairman Nuhu Ribadu was quoted in the New York Times as deploring the pardon granted Mr. Alamieyeseigha. And then he said, “Corruption is our main problem in Nigeria. We don’t need this kind of negative signal. This is a tragedy.” Well, President Jonathan would disagree. For him, corruption is not Nigeria’s main problem: it isNigeria’s main opportunity. And the clemency to the Alamieyeseighas, seen by Mr. Ribadu asa negative sign and tragedy, may well be Mr. Jonathan’s assurance to the “selectors” of Nigeria’s president that he is ever dead set against rocking the boat.

Do you agree?

JideTheBlogger: Cant wait....

..but you guys should know you can only port out ONCE in 90 days and if the data you supply while registering the new sim of the network you are porting to does not match the data you provided when you registered with the network you are ditching, your porting out will not be successful.

wetin this one dey talk?

obowunmi: It's like when the bloods, crips, and the Latin kings fight..... death in the end is inevitable.. SayNOtoCultism.

Why did one dey show himself naaa? You just only reach US embassy you begin dey blab, blood,crips...latinos.

Abeg shaaarap. This ain't driveby. This is the actual shit.

wayne4loan: This happened in front of my house, toward 7:45 on thursday evening , his father was a pastor of a celestial church in my area , he lost his father early january. So sad to loose a young soul . **** SAY NO TO CULTISM***

Call the police. We have a witness here.

Smooyis: God has a son. His Name is Jesus Christ. He came to save the lost. Have u been found by Him? He loves u and ready to save u if only you are willing to make yourself available for a lifetime change. Accept Jesus today!

wetin pastor dey find for gossip zone?

manbuchai: Can a cultist renounce his/her membership?if yes,that should be the best option for those involved.The bible says,"There is a way that seemeth right unto a man,but the end thereof is destruction"

my guy dey fear reprisal attack. If you don join, you don join. No going back. Pray say you graduate before them remember you.

Abrakayan! Airlords... Ever rugged.

Kan da kan da Mai gida.

Most girls just love dick. That's all.

Na God save me for UNIBEN oooooooooooooooooo. My friends and family for don dey do 10 Years remembrance for me. Confra no good ooooo. E no dey pay.