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Oesophagus99:
It's the cheapest worldwide

It's the most recognized marriage in every fuckn kontry

It's the best remedy for inter ethnic tribal dissertations


U don't need the parents permission unless the spouse is 15 to 17 yrs old and a single relative would be enough

You can't divorce her and she also can't leave you either:

unless you go back to court to be issued a decree nisisi for 3month and decree absolute there after..

I f any of u plays an away math sex or practice polygamy the court shall charge the culprit for an offense of bigamy

Could you please enlighten me more about the bolded.
I am about leaving my marriage with the kids. Do I need to go back to the registry and for what exactly? I am no longer interested in the marriage.

I have DStv HD Decoder + Dish + Cable for sale.
One month used
13,000

Glass tumblers
About 100 pieces
For anyone into events or rentals
#100 each

Location: Akute
Reason for declutter: Relocation
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Trajan:
OMG! Your being alive must be a miracle!! Brain dead people are legally dead as their brains are just that: DEAD...the state of coma is a state of mininal functioning of the brain which puts the body in a sleeplike, unconscious state.

You get it. It took me approximately 4 days to understand my environment (where I was), know my family members, it's a whole lot please.

When I was in coma, I was brain dead.
Know nothing, remember nothing, imagine nothing, see nothing, as in BRAIN DEAD!

When I got back to subconsciousness and tried opening my eyes, it was still hazy. Got almost full consciousness after about 24 hours from subconsciousness. It was a process.

It made me imagine what death was like. Dead people, to the best of my knowledge and from experience, know nothing.

Gamesmart:
The typical useless and senseless "pray".

Pray wey una don dey pray for decades and una lives dey get worse.

No vex, Daddy.
Who be una?!

Are you saying prayers don't work?
Just a harmless question o

anonimi:
Why are you forgetting what James, the brother of Jesus Christ said:

Faith without works is dead

Where is that in all your sermon above

No vex, sir.
I have said mine. You may drop yours as well.

I feel your pain, madam.
Sadly, you allowed it get to this level.
However, it is not a hopeless situation.
Can you pray? Because discipline at this time is nearly impossible.
Please pray for them every day and night.
Don't say anything to them again.
Just pray for them.
I believe they will be mellow and listen to you, before they would become cultists and make you a grandmother soon.

Please and please...

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arsenic33:
It'll be difficult to believe

I bought half a kilo for 550 this morning at Akute

arsenic33:
I was surprised to see fish of #700 bought yesterday by a nairalander yesterday.
https://www.nairaland.com/7133328/please-see-700-naira-fish

This is the one I bought for #600 this morning along Iwo road. Each goes for #300 for sharwa fish anywhere in Ibadan except the fish seller is greedy and the buyer does not know what's up.

How much is it in you area?

Pls mod move to front page so everybody can see that it's not too worst in every part of Nigeria.

Shawa goes for 1100 for 1kg here in Ogun state

Nerogaming01:
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?

He didn't have any hair on his head

Bloomingbud:
I've asked here o but seems people dont know.much about the hospital. Solid rock hospital Ojodu.

Thanks for your concern.

Solid Rock Hospital is a fantastic place. I know someone who had her daughter there. Their service in general was great.

Mindlog:
You mean the rightsl to have sole custody of the children when the marriage ends?

I would like to know too. My mom recently took the responsibility of my son's school fees early this year, to ease the burden on me. I do practically everything for the children, so how would he get custody of them.
The kids will suffer if left with him, and I will not agree o

frozen70:
If you know vividly that he is causing you depression, frustration and problems, including threats

Get an accommodation, plan it so well that he cant locate where you are, then relocate with the children and face them squarely

He must have told his family nonsense about you, just ignore that part because the truth will come out one day on a round table

Just move on and inform your family that you have packed out to avoid untimely death

Then also inform any member of his family that is close to you

If they invite you for any family meeting after you have packed out, ask them to pass through your family, I mean your father's family, then your family will invite you to explain to them what happened

Your family will in turn invite them to come over if they think there is need for the meeting

That means the meeting will hold in your family, at this meeting, if you know how everything started say it all out without reservation

Whatever he has ever done to you say it to the hearing of both families, he will be asked to defend himself and at that point he won't say anything because he knows that if he says any nonsense, you will add more

That is where the truth of all the nonsense he has been telling his familes about you will come out

It's now left for you to accept him back after his family has pleaded

But make sure they get him something doing before you will accept to go back to him

Am idle man is a devils assistance once they don't have any job doing they face the wife that helps in assisting the home, because of insecurity and low esteem which brings about complex issues

You understand this situation.
He has gone this length before. He asked for divorce. Meeting was held in my father's house, and after I explained a little of what he did, the family begged.
I forgave and moved on.
We are here again. I need my sanity. That's the reason I want to move out quickly. I got a house but the money is not enough, and I still have daily expenses to do, with the kids especially.
I'm planning to move out in July, by God's grace, so that the school session can end for the children's sake.

Modupetemmy1:
My cappo; it is well with you.
How are the kids doing?

Awwwwn sweet sis, they're well. Thank you.

Thank you for your contributions.
It is well o.

Good evening, all.
Please I'll like to know, (perhaps from people's experiences), how separation and custody of children work.

I'm planning separating from my husband. I'm taking the children along. I want to know if having custody of the children will be an issue. I'm a teacher. He doesn't work, and doesn't want to work. He doesn't provide for them, doesn't pay house rent, and he (and his family) sees nothing wrong with it. He is now verbally abusive, and I want to move before it gets physical. I'm tired of talking, quarrelling, fighting and begging from people to survive. I want to be mentally stable and continue catering for my children in peace.

FlowerGirl040:
If na my kinda husband ehn! He will first tell you who ask you to leave the house,there is nothing wrong with his child ,take him back home. I didn't ask her to bring him here,let her take care of the bills, seems she had money,reason why she took my son out without my consent.

Na my nature,I am too soft hearted and calm. Whenever I tried to stand my ground I feel guilty in the next minute

Nne stop talking this thing abeg. I dey vex for here, even though I don't want to sound insensitive. Maybe this Osinachi woman too was this softhearted. His attitude has cost you 3 lives, and you're still there? I don't have it perfect here, but I tell you, life cannot be easy for this kind of husband for me. Do you have family members? Are they aware of all these? What did they say? Pick up yourself, and be a woman. No more pregnancy. Find something to do. Your kids are depending on you, please. Make I drop here. It is well with you.

Expectantmom:
That's why there are side chicks and hens. Na dia job be that.

What?!
Jesus

Coming from a woman...

Bloomingbud:
Good morning mamas.

Second time mum in the house, I was team Feb 2018 and now team Oct 2022 though unplanned but God gave his it his own way and I'm happy to be having another baby. Anybody used Solid rock hospital Ojodu for delivery? That's my HMO so I want to know if I can use them for delivery or just change to Mother and Child.

Solid Rock is a good one.
Once lived with someone who used the hospital.
Her experience has been excellent

Williampisces:
Give me a good reason I should send you 5k rn, and drop your details

It will enable me provide food for my family for the rest of the school week and weekend.
Thank you.
0060916012
Chinwe Anyanwu
Sterling Bank

BluntNigerian:
FROM MY INBOX.



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Please He Needs Advice.

God when

propertyhunter1:
What's the distance to Ikeja Lagos? Yes he he has a car, doesn't even live in Nigeria he just want to buy it as family holiday house but will put a family member there. He's a faaji like so likes places like around Ikeja, Egbeda environs and has family house there

Quite far, but once you get used to it, it is just a thirty to forty five minutes journey, all things being equal.
It's not an issue, the only problem we face here is the road. It is bad, especially when it rains!

propertyhunter1:
Please my friend is about to purchase a property duplex around this area Ifesowapo jolasco, Alagbole, Ijoko Road, Akute TO Ikeja Lagos? My friend doesn't want to regret buying the property because of security, road and distance to Lagos. ? 5 bed duplex at N30m with C of O is not bad in that area?

I know this area well. Does he have a car? That's the only way the road and his movement to and fro can be bearable. Security is not a problem here though. The road is the issue.
Happy buying.

oluwalatte1:
Omooooo. Hold my money like 500k or? ���

no idea really.
All I know is that most people who use that hospital use HMO.

oluwalatte1:
Abeg who has used Royan hospital here? How are their services and their pricing?

Great service. My aunt also worked there sometime ago.
Hold your money sha. I have no idea what birthing costs there presently though

Halcyon123:
Make I continue my story now wey time dey.
So the did the 9VE and discovered i was almost there. Before I knew what was happening, the strong poo urge don start to the hit me back to back,I hear am oh and I cry oh who pretense hep. Matron say oya make I do the poo wey the disturb me,na him I start to push oh,before I could say pim,baby have comot.
Got the shocker of my life,na baby girl oh. My joy knew no bounds. I was even arguing tell them I was told is a boy.
Time to deliver placenta,as soon as the placenta came out,next na blood like say na tap them open. She was wondering what was causing the bleed but couldn't place her hand on it. She called the doctor to come check,na there another wahala start. Na faint remain for me,the pain was something else. It was discovered I had cervical laceration. They were busy poking hands and instruments just to locate the source of the bleed but I was not cooperating cause the pain was out of this world. The located the source and clamped and told me it was theatre straight for repair.
Gave birth around 6pm and headed for the theatre pass 12am this morning. I sha don't know what happened oh but I woke up speaking nonsense . I was high on anesthesia.
All I can say is thank God,He who began the good work has finished it,all glory to his name.
NB: met one devil in white who had no manner but I sha give am my piece of mind. While the doctors were poking and I was screaming and crying, instead of the idiot doctor to calm me down,all he could say was 'Madam cooperate now,are you the first woman to give birth?' Those hurtful words made me cry. I sha approached him and give him a piece of my mind and he still had the mouth to talk rubbish, he said if am looking for an apology, am not getting it. Told him to shove it up his a***** .
I sha thank God for every.
Born 25 feb by 6: 15pm,and God answered my prayer and gave me my heart desire.
Oya sneak peek.
Before delivery (chilling in my 5star delivery suit)
Baby Grace as her grandma calls her
Cappo WhyworryPH, I have sign out oh

You gat me commenting.
So happy for you. Quickest recovery in Jesus name.
Welcome Baby Grace, our namesake.
God bless you dearie.

nannymcphee:
hello,
please can the house please recommend an elearning portal for a primary/secondary school. which is the best that is commonly being used for most schools? I also want the portal to enable parents check results online too.

Kindly indicate if its a oneoff payment to acquire it or subscription based payment.

Thanks

Check out School Admin Plus
My school uses it. You can check results online too.
And it is a subscription based payment.

GenyEbere:
Yes you can tie it without CS

Please enlighten me. How is it done without CS

Old HP laptop for sale.
Still works though it hasn't been used for a while because of battery issues.
May be repaired or sold as scrap.

20,000

Location: Akute/Ojodu Berger

WhatsApp .... for pictures

SOLD