₦airaland Forum

samflexxy:
lols crying to her maker when she was collecting dicklan she know no say na person make her bah

dont be a hipocrite. when she was collecting d diicck she did cry to her maker na. oh jeez...Bleep me...oh god....yes....

i think winers agree old wine has better quality.

A million ways to die in the west..... brand new episode of 1000ways to die!

I was goung to take Ribadu serious until he said


``I challenge anybody to say that she stole N1 at that time; we were all there. I was in charge of
EFCC and I want to hear anybody say that she did this and that.

Rhetorics and semantics. Ribadu really? can she declare her accounts and assets publicly and we'll be able to tell by simply adding and substracting wether an extra #1 exists in her coffers. smh for people who just swallow fables hook line and sinker without questioning uts rationality.

Glasses everywhere....is dis niigga partialy blind?

nzeadachie:
YES BUT IT'S SMALL SMALL, HAD IT BE THAT OBASANJO AND CO STARTED FROM SOMEWHERE WE WOULD HAVE PASSED PERU

For the records though, the lagos-kano rail revamp n abuja-lagos plans were started by d obasanjo regime.

Contract to rebuild Lagos to Kano railway line
On 30 October 2006 President Olusegun Obasanjo signed a contract with China Civil Engineering
Construction Corporation [4] to modernise the Lagos to Kano railway line. This is the first phase
of the proposed 3 phase line upgrade. The project has been split up into 5 sections namely
Lagos-Ibadan (181 km), Ibadan-Ilorin (200 km), Ilorin-Minna (270 km), Minna–Abuja–Kaduna
(360 km), and Kaduna-Kano (305 km). Construction started, but the project was suspended in
2008 following a dispute.


China helps with revolutionary "fast" rail
Announced 22 March 2006. In terms of a Memorandum of Understanding signed by Nigeria’s
Federal Government on 16 March, the Guangdong Xinguang International Group is to construct a
revolutionary “fast” rail (RFR) system from Lagos to the capital Abuja (where there is no existing
railway) as well as light rail lines to the Murtala Mohammed International Airport from Lagos city
and to Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport from the Abuja city centre. According to the minister
of commerce, $US2billion has been made available to start the projects, and the Chinese
company will also invest in the three planned stages of the projected Abuja light rail system.

liberty300:
shut up! GEJ has done perfectly well in the transportation industry..even the dude above you confirmed it. Give the man some credit and stop all dese nonsense

please stop lying na. d dude above said he performed averagely thats what a 'c' stands for na. even if we no b professor at least we go primary school. stop insulting nigerians. if he was given an 'A', what adjective would u use to qualify his performance? HEAVENLY?

i opened a thread recently about how compulsory it is to be married. i think marriage gives that kind of delusion that the woman is a private property. smh to dat nigga. she suspected of infidelity? u find anoda woman to bleep. afterall u neva knew dis babe until conji made u think shes d only one u want to bleep for life. please police, human rights do the needful.

PAGAN9JA:
Who is adam and eve

I am Hausa. I know Bayanjidda. I know no adam n eve.

i know dat guy too. him marry one babe from daura, e b like buhari ancestor.

people pls, we have ideas about what marriage is. no one defending d concept has been able to explain what would av happened if adam and eve didnt eat from the tree. would dey av multiplied still? would we have the knowledge of whats wrong or not? of whats fornication or adultery?

vooks:
You understand 'initial plan' better than any of us, why not make babies with your own mum?

i would like to fu*ck your mum o. i hope shes ok.

styno22:
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how old are you? like seriously, this is one of the dumbest post one can read on internet in 21st century.
this is why i encourage young people to spend more time in the library than in sunday school. I can see hw little ur understanding is, at ur age u can not read and understand, pple like u are just too dumb. Do u need a library to understand what marriage means at this 21st century? Stop encouraging pple to get married unofficially because u did so.

How is what i posted dumb? i am drawing my inferences from d bible na. who joined adam and eve? if two people agree to procreate are they free in your own perceptio?

My curiousity was pricked again this morning when i read a comment on a thread about Olamide becoming a baby daddy. The commentator thought it was an irresponsible thing to do as they were not married. Personally i think Gods initial plan was for man to live like the animals and procreate just like they do. Genesis(creation of man) has no record of God instructing Adam to marry Eve yet he instructed them to multiply. I think the only reason other animals dont bother about good and evil is because they didnt eat from the forbidden tree and as such, continue to live in Gods original plan. My curiousity is thus: if marriage was not in the template of creation(God's original plan), is it really Compulsory?

Vikkie14:
Yeah.
This is what is called "IMPORTED GOSPEL".

Only SLAVES(both in Bible days and during Slave trade) had their ears bore as a mark of OWNERSHIP. So, why the earring in the first place? What do you want to GAIN? Are you saying God is a BAD creator? If God want you to have a bored ear, he would had done that before your birth. Or are you the one that informed Him to inscribed the the lines on your palm?? So, WHY THESE? Wearing earrings as a christian is like offering Strange Fire on the Altar. It's deadly, it can kill.

Forget about denomination. A REAL CHRIST ian with "christ" inserted and not a X tian with an "X" would know Christianity is not about "bench and plastic chair warming", "going to church". The Apostles were first called CHRISTIAN in Antioch, why? Because people cant decipher between Christ their leader and the Disciples.
So also, you can't profess to be a "christian" with traces of worldliness in you-- Be it earring, bumshot, legging, sphag(abi na Indomie), studd(as a male), mini/micro skirts, ISN'T THAT WHY THERE ARE MORE PROSTITUTES IN CHURCH THAN HOTELS?. We know a tree by the FRUITS it produces.

Must we borrow/import the "things" of the World into the church and then says it's "civilization" and "swagger ism"??. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A MUSLIM WORE TROUSER or MINI/MICRO SKIRT(as a lady) TO MOSQUE BEFORE??.
we need to reshuffle our Life. Some even argued that "My God is a God of Grace, he is merciful" but they failed to remembered that HE IS ALSO A CONSUMING FIRE. The God of GRACE(God's Riches At Christ Expense) could turn to God of GRACE(God's Resources Against Cruel Enemies) if you aint careful. The God that called us to be HOLY and PERFECT has already provided the ways for its achievement.

WORLDLINESS IS LIKE OFFERING STRANGE FIRE, IT CAN KILL!!!

This is what is "Imported Gospel" does.

Welldone sir! why do you wear chlothes? did God create you with clothes? if God wanted you to wear clothes why didnt he create you with clothes?

why are you complaining? ladies hardly takes the guy for who he is, he likes to play ps3, play with his gadgets, drink, .... u like him but u tell him u to leave everything because 'him come price ur market' the reasonable thing is to drop them, buy d market, own it and resume his normal life where you now become part of his routine and not the routine as u made urself to b while he was chasing.

ChynoBEATS:
Oh they are illegal immigrants shey? .... His niger-ian brothers who flood. Lagos n the whole of north Wat are they??... Has anybody questioned their stay In nigeria??....... Those pathetic youths. From niger who do. Notting buh flood this country n cos problems in the north n hide over here in the south has anybody kicked them out??...

Be serious please

i had intended not to comment on dis topic until i saw ur post. it is d most unseriousm uncritical least thought out comment i read. when buhari came in he saw the ghanians as problems illegal imigrants who were unnecessary burden n bargage to nigerians. you say today d nigeriens n chadians flood dis country to cause havoc, wat den is ur message you are simply telling us gej is inept n npt worthy of being our president n we have no genuine reason to vote him in again except we were as uncritical as u. next time pls just read coments n u may just seem intelligent

EUROBOMBER:
The main reason why I will vote for GEJ is to make a statement. 2015 is about making a point in this country and we must drive that point home even if the gates of hell are opened. The message we must drive into some thick skulls is that Nigeria belongs to all of us. No tribe is born-to-rule while others are born to siddon dey look.

There must be fairness, equity and justice in this country. Power MUST go round if we are truly one Nigeria. Why must a particular group of people continue to terrorize the rest of the nation when they are not in power?

When OBJ, a southerner was in power, they declared Sharia law and caused a series of very violent riots in the north which led to the death of many southerners and northern Christian.

As soon as Jonathan, another Southerner took over government, boko haram which was previously a rag tag group suddenly transforms into a mighty fighting force, blasting churches to pieces, killing innocent Nigerians and recently seizing towns and abducting our women.

The question is why is it that we cannot have peace when the people from Futa Jalon are not in power?

Buhari will NEVER rule Nigeria again. let me say this loud and clear, the best for Buhari is that he will end up as president of arewastan and maybe Odua republic but Buhari will NEVER rule Nigeria again.

Write down these words because I will repeat them next month by God's grace.



Dive-Bomber.

na only you get monopoly of God's grace na. apc supporters no get God ba?

Aksonman:
I'll vote GEJ because I have very high self-esteem and i do not hold him responsible for my personal problems...unlike Buhari fans.

GEJ is doing a great job. Crude oil prices slumped, Naira has been devalued for months now, yet inflation has not reached the roof unlike what's happening to Russia now.
In Nigeria, the things you bought at N100 when Naira was N160 to $, still cost N100 (or even less) now that it's N200 to $.

Someone is managing our economy very well.

i am sorry sir d dollar i bought wen dollar was 1- #160 i now buy for 205. dat has changed. someone missmanaged my economy. thank u.

liberty300:
mr. English, you don't know you're wrong Abii? Op was correct..seems you didn't write jamb to see this kinda questions. The last "s" in blasts means continuous tense..which is wrong. Correct yourself Mumu man

liberty for d whole world na u foolish pass. u for just no type anything. wet *ing* for blasting go dey for if d *s* na continuous tense? olodo rabata oju eja lo mo je. mumu shior atole.

jamace:
Vote GEJ.

next time it shoud be like dis 'vote GEJ lol. i was only joking.'

Recently, a sitting Governor posted the pic below as a reason why General Muhammadu Buhari(rtd) should not be voted, citing his age as a disqualifying criteria. Looking at the ages of our past leaders though, the age difference between that of Gmb and others is quite large. This then becomes my point of divetgence. If throughout our political history, supposedly youthful persons have taken up the mantle of leadership and about sixty years later we find ourselves in this quagmire of irregular power supply(where it exists), low level of education(my president stil celebrates sending our people abroad to other schools), poor health facilities(neber ending strikes within the health sector by professionals who agree there should be more investments in nigerian imstitutions, overdependence on one source of revenue, general low standard of living( majority still live 8n less dan $2/day, insurmountable problem of insecurity(our sovereignty as a country has been breached as local governts have ceeded to insurgents), poor standard of living.....

Suffice to say, GMB was one of those naive youths who took over the mantle of power. he had good intentions(his speech after militsry takeover in '83), he made mistakes, hopefully he hss learnt. more young men took over after him, Babangida,( who can forget the SAPs, deregulations and high level corruptionnand drug traficking or the anullment of the June12 elections, Abacha? Obj? Now Jonathan?

Dont get me wrong, not that subsequent goveenments or even Buhari's government didnt add any value to the Nigerian entity, they did. More recently, Jonathan has the improvement in the rail system to his credit. However on the larger scale, all the youths( as at the time they became president of this nation failed Nigeria.

Muhammadu Buhari deserves a chanc, albeit a second chance. He has tried before, he wasn't perfect, he made his mistakes, he has learnt, he is wiser now, he is older now.

asodeboyede:
Many are the afflictions of the righteous but the Lord delivers him from them all

just the way to describe our plights back then o. sugar coloring n ice b like manna dat year o.

A

Dont deny it!

yes you were!

yes you were drunk!

Often times, people find it difficult to admit they were wrong. Not this time though cos i have proof. Only a drunk person could have done any of these.

NairalandOP:
And the punishment for a successful coup plot? A pat on the back?

SMH for your double standards.

you are unfortunately either bias or dumb. a successful coup simply means you now have monopoly of the means of coercion. who brings a military head under control of d law anywhere in the world? you only do that through a couo or he willing leaves as babangida or obj abdusalam did,

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