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Sports › Re: Nigeria Withdraws Team From Youth Olympics Over Ebola Discrimination by timpaker(m): 9:33am On Aug 14, 2014

We didn't discriminate em during the time of SARS

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by timpaker(m): 8:43am On Aug 14, 2014

dre11: sent request to oga Jbluv55 for immediate answer
hope d cold is bearable for u doing the nite/day

omo mehn, that's the sole reason I wanna drink. The cold here is something else. Abeg add to my order a stick of cuban cigar or any good one

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Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by timpaker(m): 8:33am On Aug 14, 2014

dre11: rawsh247(m), TrustJ(m), sholaypompon, ABIOLAXYZ(m), dre11(m), lawkie77(m), SirAweezy, Sombrerogalaxy, timpaker(m), yuppieman(m), Jbluv55(m), delightful1(f)

i great una ooooooooo

and who be those 14guest wey they view this thread self
abeg make una show face or i dash una one........

I don't usually do this in the morning but gimmie 2 bottles of Star to rinse my mouth and Tomtom to control the alcoholic smell thereafter. Thanks

Family › Re: Crazy Things Included In A Marriage List. by timpaker(m): 2:15pm On Aug 13, 2014

Wait until you see something like
1. 1 ladies motorcycle for bride's mother/grandmother
2. 2 wheelbarrows
3. 14 tins of snuff (like WTF the person na royal 'highness')
Etc.

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Politics › Re: Jonathan Calls Sawyer 'Crazy Man' For Travelling When Sick With Ebola by timpaker(m): 6:15pm On Aug 12, 2014

HarrveySpecter: Little wonder Nigeria is in the state it is. The way Nigerians celebrate mediocre, is just unbelievable. What happens to being professional and using professional terms?
We all know what Obama must have thought of Osama, but we don't see obama calling him names in public? Putin get America/obama for mind, but he doesn't call them/him names in public.
Besides the man is deceased, he deserves a little bit of respect.

didn't Obama call Kanye West a "Jackazz" last year?

Celebrities › Re: Robin Williams Is Dead! by timpaker(m): 8:54am On Aug 12, 2014

Kaycee7: Judge not so thou shall not be judged.
Timpaker, I see you. Planning to drop a poetic eulogy, are u?

heheheheheh. Nah! Not today, eulogies aren't for those who take their own live/life(alleged)

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Family › Re: Right Handedness VS Left Handedness. by timpaker(m): 7:25am On Aug 12, 2014

I was lefthanded till my JSS 3 when my parents made me convert to bn righthandedn that explains my "rainfall" handwriting . I still write and do thingz with both hands though, ambidextrous quite well. Just that I eat, draw and sign with my left hand and write and do other things with my lazy right hand

Poems For Review › Re: The Convict by timpaker(op): 3:18pm On Aug 11, 2014

The Convict (Lyric)

Carrying the city's credo cross
Is like basking foes and nemesis
Not exhuming butterfly smiles
Because compliance is love

I killed a man of crime mastery
He was the city's finest
He made my hands bloody
His ghost became my chapfallen company

I buried the law
That snatches my family line
As the my bore-pain reaches the abyss
In the heart of an enforcer

Poems For Review › Re: The Convict by timpaker(op): 2:17pm On Aug 11, 2014

The Convict (Grook)

If the night was my worst fight
It'd see the tattoo of fear
On my face - so clear
That it gleams with angered-light
And a quest for peaceful vengeance -
For to love is to learn how to hate...
The paradox of life that decides my fate.
Like an innocent devil
Is one crime too much?
They say once you don't meddle
In someone's life you lose touch
Of your valued essence
My beloved city
Don't have pity
For the weak, it feeds from them...

Poems For Review › Re: The Convict by timpaker(op): 1:06pm On Aug 11, 2014*

The Convict (Tanka) (Escape)

Carefully I looked
From the tinge of bravery,
I concealed my fears;
A death rope on my cuffed wrist...
Choked life off my torturer.

Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by timpaker(m): 12:42pm On Aug 11, 2014

Tovot: you are welcome tex.

Good morning Tov,

Nairaland General › Re: World's Most Pierced Humans! by timpaker(m): 12:40pm On Aug 11, 2014

Yuck!! They all suck!!!

Autos › Re: Kia Cerato 2008 Low Cost @670k sold sold sold by timpaker(m): 9:45pm On Aug 10, 2014

500k is what I wanna drop

Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by timpaker(m): 7:40pm On Aug 10, 2014

Cuddlemii: The answer to you question is Yes.

I hope you are doing good?

Haba! We ain't taking that oooo. Please na just create tittle time for it na. Many NL might be interested. I trust you would (you just wanna give us suspense ) I get the drift

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester City - FA Community Shield (3 - 0) On 10th August 2014 by timpaker(m): 1:06pm On Aug 10, 2014

We (Arsenal) are lifting the trophy today.......... Arsenal 2 - Manchester City 1

Family › Re: My Niece-in-law Is Dying, ANY UN/NGO HOSPITALS? pics by timpaker(m): 1:00pm On Aug 10, 2014

Damn! I'm speechless

Politics › Re: I Will Support The Abolishing Of Age Limit For Presidential Aspirant: Jonathan by timpaker(m): 11:59am On Aug 10, 2014

I was privileged to see and hear him make that speech yesterday. His argument made us laugh but truly that's the truth. Those beating the drums of war and division are the old people. Special thanks to Moses Siasia for the platform NYPF

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Technology Market › Re: Pre-order Your Goods From 1688, Taobao, Aliexpress, Alibaba by timpaker(m): 12:25pm On Aug 08, 2014

eph12: Let's help you take the risk of dealing with sellers in China. Contact us today and your business is guaranteed. We don't only make payment, we also confirm the company. No money is released until my shipping agent shows me pictures of the goods with him. Thank you.

Chairman, how far na? I'm waiting for your response.

Romance › Re: You Will Have To Cum Inside by timpaker(m): 9:21am On Aug 08, 2014

Okay

Nairaland General › Re: Ebola Bathing With Warm Salt Water- Hoax Pls by timpaker(m): 6:59am On Aug 08, 2014

Nigerians and rumour. Smh. All join. Its time for albinos to go red from pink . Salt ko sugar ni

Autos › Re: My Own Pre-order Tale With Inspired Autos (Finally delivered, resolved) by timpaker(m): 11:47pm On Aug 07, 2014

lipseal: I did meet with inspired today and finally got to see the replacement 03 LE camry he got for me. I find it to be in decent condition so we sealed our deal. While this has not been the preorder experience i imagined, I will implore anybody who decides to ply the 'preorder' route to be careful and never be in a hurry to part with hard earned cash... In all, inspired met up with the given deadline and i got the replacement as agreed.

I would have loved to give more details on the turn of events tonight but its been a long day for me so pls accept my apologies.

Okay, now I'm off to bed. But no forget to give some people here lift/free ride ooooo especially those UNITED we STAND crew and others wey like passenger seat pass owner's corner

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Autos › Re: My Own Pre-order Tale With Inspired Autos (Finally delivered, resolved) by timpaker(m): 11:38pm On Aug 07, 2014

If my battery die without knowing how the deal went between lipseal and InspiredM, I swear I go enter dia dream go change something Lipseal, don't keep the audience waiting na (I've got 10% battery left )

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Literature › Re: Story: Fast Lane by timpaker(m): 6:28pm On Aug 07, 2014

princesa: Toykathy, waista, Losprince Thanks for reading.

Timparker/timpaker, use ur remote control.

Have you forgotten that you hid the remote control from me? Well, I'm now fully updated.. Oya type more updates sharperly

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Literature › Re: Story: Fast Lane by timpaker(m): 3:52pm On Aug 06, 2014

Seriously, I can't even remember where i stopped.

Now, I have started all over again from chapter 3 - 6 ~~God punish data lost~~
Hajiya, hope you'll update soon cuz i'm already hooked on this story like a drug addict

Poems For Review › Re: The Convict by timpaker(op): 3:14pm On Aug 04, 2014*

The Convict (Haiku) (Escape)

Before the nightfall,
The day would remember thee
Who made haste slowly.

Poems For Review › Re: The Convict by timpaker(op): 1:44pm On Aug 04, 2014

Shikaamaru: I've been left behind. Well, welldone Parker. Don't stop. You knew to know, I just read through like I do with stories Lol.

Heheheheh. thanks for reading and more is coming soon.

Poems For Review › Re: The Convict by timpaker(op): 1:41pm On Aug 04, 2014

The Convict (Monoku)

...Pain is only when emotions stretches beyond the heart's toleration..

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Celebrities › Re: Photo: Ow Ow! Davido Is Killing It! See Him Shirt.less For The Ladies! by timpaker(m): 10:54am On Aug 04, 2014

MadCow1: Once upon a time, A Nigga wearing nose-rings would have been called a F|aggot.

Today, its Swag..

https://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110614083421/boondocks/images/c/c6/Pearls.JPG

God Save us all..

This reminds me of Raily of The Boondocks. "Niggas over hoes" that song make sense die!

Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by timpaker(m): 9:50pm On Aug 03, 2014

Cuddlemii: I have been battling with writing a perfect reply for you, but I couldn't come up with anything substantial.

That said, there are 20 reasons why it will flop. For example, the following needs to be put in consideration - concept/plan/structure, Judges, contestants, and most importantly support from the admin and moderators.

hey, its no biggie. You've done it before and you'll do it again. Just come up with a plan (which I know you're good at) and others will come swiftly. The entire poetry section needs you now, please.

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Literature › Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by timpaker(m): 5:48pm On Aug 03, 2014

Cuddlemii: What time is it oooooo?

Poetry contest season 3

Poems For Review › Re: One Poem For The Road by timpaker(m): 5:29pm On Aug 03, 2014

AmiableJay: Why Not Now?
If I without a sorry
Betray the art of the respire
With no rubric eye for bounteous years
Drifts into an eternal sleep
I've longed for coy epitaphs
Say not: He's cowardly!
If this impatient lariat in my hand
Looped for a mangling mission
Then rings my neck;
Droughts the stream of life
From reaching my brutal spirit
Gasp not at this boldness
For only myself can explain to you,
Perchance, at my half-death
Or trail this same path, our eyes to four
At the feet of the Jewly King
If I let out my last glance
And cast the next on a saner realm
Say not: He doesn't deserve my pitying
Shove your virtue and learn my failings
I was a brave being
E'en never-the-less, at this other phase
Or during the daring deed
Was I less a man
My hubris, my wisdom
My wisdom, my folly
Holy folly!
Sacred suicide
Subverting death's undated visiting
Better then, I to reverse the hosting
So then If we all needs must die
Why your why?
Why not now?

Nice one man. I'm awed, really.

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Celebrities › Re: Justin Bieber PUNCHED In The FACE By Orlando Bloom by timpaker(m): 3:01pm On Aug 03, 2014

Girlfriend snatcher angry

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