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 Literature › Re: Unfulfilled Promises By Audrey Timms by timpaker(m): 8:31pm On Aug 24, 2014 |
Yeeepiiiie!!!!  She finally updates!!! This guy/girl is awesome. **do you use juju to get me to this thread? I just can't stop refreshing like I'm on drugs **  |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Everton Vs Arsenal (2 - 2) On 23rd August 2014 by timpaker(m): 6:22pm On Aug 23, 2014 |
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| Literature › Re: The Day The World Ended by timpaker(m): 5:32pm On Aug 22, 2014 |
I'm following yo! |
| Health › Re: Nigeria Stands Still For Dr. Ameyo Stella Adadevoh (RIP) by timpaker(m): 5:10pm On Aug 22, 2014 |
| Romance › Re: Dangers Of Too Much Sex by timpaker(m): 6:54pm On Aug 21, 2014 |
farano: RepentHow many times will I repent? BTW, I'm not a sinner |
| Autos › Re: Toyota Corolla 2007 For Grabs Just 1.2m Call Now by timpaker(m): 6:52pm On Aug 21, 2014 |
2007? Op. Are you sure? 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Dangers Of Too Much Sex by timpaker(m): 3:37pm On Aug 21, 2014 |
Mtcheeew! If na like so i for don die since 24 Likes |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Ebola Survivor Causes Commotion In Church by timpaker(m): 3:25pm On Aug 21, 2014 |
The Pastor is human and has a family so don't blame him.... 2 Likes |
| TV/Movies › Re: Your Best Movie Quotes by timpaker(m): 3:05pm On Aug 21, 2014 |
"Never you touch a black man's radio!!!" - Chris Tucker to Jackie Chan in Rush Hour 1 "I'm Six foot talller than all the China man in this town.." - Christ Tucker to Jackie Chan in Rush Hour 1 "There is always a good reason for evil and a bad reason for doing good.." Mosef Vatsha in Money Talks. |
| Poems For Review › Re: One Poem For The Road by timpaker(m): 2:34pm On Aug 21, 2014*. Modified: 3:22pm On Aug 21, 2014 |
Dear Sonneteer (Rhyme) How do I write a good sonnet? When I don't consider myself a poet Cuz I'm not skilled in juggling words that rhymes Or think out tunes that perfectly chimes I've heard that its not hard afterall, That I just have to have the gall To thread on its fourteen lines Scheming my feelings through its pines Well, I know that my pen shall one day rain And that the river of poetry flows in my vein Then would my words would roll on Adam's tongue As a hymn on their lips like a sing-sung For I know that one day These words would pay The true work of my art Of that phrase that rhymes in my heart |
| Poems For Review › Re: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by timpaker(m): 8:01pm On Aug 20, 2014 |
Welcome Damylon!!! Your poem is awesome. I enjoyed every bit of it from the first stanza to the last was captivating....... Welcome again bro! |
| Literature › Re: Story: Fast Lane by timpaker(m): 4:22pm On Aug 19, 2014 |
Yeah!!! She updates....  First to read  |
| Sports › Re: I Will Never Bite Anyone Again— Suarez by timpaker(m): 4:15pm On Aug 19, 2014 |
Me too, especially on my PS 3 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: FG Gives Buhari 30 Security Escorts by timpaker(m): 11:13am On Aug 19, 2014 |
What of me, when am I getting my own armed security men?  4 Likes |
| Poems For Review › Re: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by timpaker(m): 9:34am On Aug 19, 2014 |
OMA4U: This Timpaker na God know where e for learn poetry. Best nairaland poet is not a modicum neither is it a plethora of encomium, but a succint laud. Cuddlemii is busy now so we need you to take the mantle, pls. Tim, have you had any published works?I don't think i agree with you on that one. Guy, Na wa to you oooo. I can't say if I have any but a friend is seeking to publish one of my poetic stories (not The Convict) soon. I'm sorry I can't take up Cuddlemii"s spot cuz I'm always on the move, i.e I travel a lot and the task requires adequate concentration and composure (which are like gold to me aside working). I think I'm better of as a participant. But I trust you can handle the contest very well judging from the passion you have for poetry and the way you handled the weekly contest before the Nairaland Tsunami |
| Politics › Re: Lagos Airport Suicide Bomber In Picture by timpaker(m): 2:06pm On Aug 18, 2014*. Modified: 2:23pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
When they asked the motherfvcker who sent him, the f00l said he was "sent by Allah" May thunder fire him there!!! These kids need to get a life and stop wasting themselves on a useless cause... May Allah forgive him sha. Oloshi! Oloriburuku, Omoale!! Ko ni da fun'yi. 56 Likes |
| Music/Radio › Re: Download New Music>> Dj Jimmy Jatt Ft Sean Tizzle – Bugatti by timpaker(m): 12:34pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
The Sean Tizzle guy always reminds me of Stewie ( the kid in the Family guy series) 4 Likes |
| Poems For Review › Re: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by timpaker(m): 12:18pm On Aug 18, 2014 |
[b]I DON'T KNOW By the village tree Sat its simpatico kinsmen Gathered under Solomon's shadow Smoking pipe of tobacco leave Telling tales of women While waxing crafty willows In their proclivity To whine, laugh and grieve As their wrinkle weighs tittle tears *********** Mothers chinwags About their men prowess, Bickering in breathe-like sound As others cajole and buttress, Some scalawag Dressed in Judas gown Posed like an actress Took mouth to ears Before two men - old good friends... And they wrestled themselves to the ground ************ Their children plays peekaboo, All lost in the glowing night, Crickets chirping with silence Dogs barking, Women bickering, Waxing men wrestling, Kids playing, The dark stage illumine The lantern refereed - Dimming in dramatic plight ********** Red-capped chiefs Staggered to the scene The hubbub tot up glean With all its facts, Caused lovers to become strangers And friends swore to be foes Each tasting the sands Pointing fingers Up high and the dusty moon Cooed the stars in one accord ************* Later in the night Aggrieved men seeks a brother Cuz they couldn't sleep under their covers As amity is lighter while Hatred weighs lead, Fielding mothers Longs for the warmth of peace As carefree Children Snores under their sheets And before the co ck crows, Pride were sheathed by fathers With all agreeing That they all live for others [/b] |
| Romance › Re: Ladies who Reply Msgs As If Dey Ar Being Charged Per Letter* Delete or Ignore ? by timpaker(m): 7:54am On Aug 17, 2014 |
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| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Crystal Palace (2 - 1) On 16th August 2014 by timpaker(m): 6:26pm On Aug 16, 2014 |
Arsenal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We're gonna gun em down! |
| Poems For Review › Re: One Poem For The Road by timpaker(m): 3:18pm On Aug 15, 2014 |
tolutweety: Got my support n my like !!Chairman, How far na? How's weekend gonna be? |
| Poems For Review › Re: One Poem For The Road by timpaker(m): 2:19pm On Aug 15, 2014 |
etalker: You eh... This piece is nice, in fact can I copy it and paste on my wall?If you wish |
| Health › Re: Ebola Latest: Another Nurse Dies, Doctor In Bad State by timpaker(m): 2:17pm On Aug 15, 2014 |
EBOLA: You will soon pass! 52 Likes |
| TV/Movies › Re: Which Cartoon Character Will You Love To Be IF You Were In The Cartoon World? by timpaker(m): 1:53pm On Aug 15, 2014 |
Donald Duck Or King Julian 1 Like
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| Literature › Re: Unfulfilled Promises By Audrey Timms by timpaker(m): 9:33am On Aug 15, 2014 |
Kaycee7: AudreyTimms or whoever U are, I'm going to have U arrested and charged to court on charges of keeping me captivated since the wee hours of this morning with ur fantastic tale.I'm telling you. The guy/girl just had me mesmerised. I had to hide somewhere to finish the story to avoid bn distracted. Its no doubt among one of the best stories I've read here on NL. BTW, how you dey self? |
| Technology Market › Re: Pre-order Your Goods From 1688, Taobao, Aliexpress, Alibaba by timpaker(m): 11:19pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
eph12:I think I have the right to use this words here. Tested and trusted - you sure are a good and honest businessman. Thanks for the prompt delivery of my stuff. (My guys have rushed em all so I'll be contacting you again for another one) Cheers! |
| Education › Re: Are Students Who Wore Glasses The Most Intelligent? by timpaker(m): 10:41pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
Xtarxhyne: hehehehe..I hardly use mine doh...I don't lyk DAT so-u-use-glasses lookWell, you gotta learn not to care less what people say. Most medicated glasses are correctional glasses if you don't use em appropriately then your eyes aren't gonna improve. If you had said that you don't like the glasses cuz of the mark it gives on your nose or near your ears that would have been better. Though, people like me go around with two glasses; a sun shade (which I wear when I wanna enter the hood - you know what I mean) and my medicated glasses for clearer vision (especially cute thingz ) |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Seun Osewa Will You Marry Me? by timpaker(m): 10:26pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
Dolemite: The tragedy about this is that he feels I'm playing, but I am not.If you wanna truly show how serious you are then stop shaving your eyebrows. Secondly, get yourself a puppy probably for/from him **EXPO** Thank me later 25 Likes 1 Share |
| Education › Re: Are Students Who Wore Glasses The Most Intelligent? by timpaker(m): 10:21pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
Xtarxhyne: I squint weneva mnt wit my glassesSame here. Using glasses has nothing to do with intelligence. It's just a correctional measure for the eyes. I remember back in secondary school, teachers always assume I know everything cuz I wear glasses and would embarrass me in class then to answer questions I don't know, and after that, I learnt to go to class prepared just in case. Now, its just funny how people who would just say "That guy na very coded guru " just cuz they see you with a laptop or book and the term "geek" would be place on ya. Nigerians sha!Though, I must confess I've been favoured several times cuz of my use of glasses. Lastly, they'd say "oh boy I think say u quiet oooo" especially when they get to know me. Heheheheheh. I love the misconception though |
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