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Poems For ReviewRe: One Poem For The Road by timpaker(m): 10:45pm On Oct 31, 2013
princesa: you learn really fast then wink

Indeed. I'm still a professional novice in this field oooo. Na una shoe people like us wan fit in self, as in writing the writable.
Poems For ReviewRe: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by timpaker(m): 10:20pm On Oct 31, 2013

Some people too like poem self. Haba!
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Poems For ReviewRe: One Poem For The Road by timpaker(m):
princesa: reminds me of secondary school. Thank God am not reading literature!sad

Me too. I didn't study English nor Literature.
Just a learner cheesy.
These forms (as in this one and others scattered in other thread) of poetry are what I learnt from other forums.
RomanceRe: Silly Things You Did To Please Your Woman. by timpaker(m): 5:00pm On Oct 31, 2013
Mine was having to write exams for her cuz she wasn't feeling to well but I was caught.
I almost got rusticated from the university at my final year cuz of it.
Damn! Her juju bn strong then.....only one smile and my body go stand gidigba wink wink


Na only God know where she dey now sad sad
CrimeRe: Man Escapes From Lagos Prison, Steals 20 Cars by timpaker(m): 3:58pm On Oct 31, 2013
some people just don't get tired angry angry
Science/TechnologyRe: Solar Eclipse Occurs On 3rd November by timpaker(m): 3:54pm On Oct 31, 2013
Thank God there are no end time crew peeps here.

This is my opportunity of staring straight into the sun without squinting.
In another scene, Ibraheem, Oya make we prepare our kite for that day
Poems For ReviewRe: One Poem For The Road by timpaker(m):
firestar: Begging your pardon tim, the rhyme feels like palmoil to piping hot yam.
"The Kwansaba is a non-rhyming form"
Madam, you don see am?
Then you must be a rhymer
wait a minute did i see YAM? Damn! I'm hungry grin cheesy
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Poems For ReviewRe: One Poem For The Road by timpaker(m): 3:11pm On Oct 31, 2013
firestar:
Live dinner twirl this way and that
Thanks to Jehovah-not a missing fact
Season the ocean-let it simmer slow
Settings at low heat bubble from below
What shall be our sauce dippers now?
Choice firm tubers are sawed and diced
Flows with drink mellowed and blended thrice




(phew)
timpaker, you sadist.
Jheez! I aint a sadist oooo. angry angry
Just a reminiscent of an event. cheesy
BTW: I see you followed the Kwansaba but you defaulted by using rhymes cool
Lastly, I love the way you write (I which i could write like that embarassed embarassed)
PS: This your font don spoil my already damaged eyes embarassed embarassed
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FoodRe: Which Food Do You Enjoying Cooking Most? by timpaker(m): 3:05pm On Oct 31, 2013
YAM! YAM!! YAM!!! cool cool
EVERYTHING YAM!!!!!! cool cool

In Sarkodia's Voice "What else?"
grin
Poems For ReviewRe: One Poem For The Road by timpaker(m): 2:06pm On Oct 31, 2013
princesa: where do you pull out all this forms of poetry from huh
hehehehehehhe cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy. Even me no know i swear. huh huh But you can look it up on the internet grin grin


KWANSABA:
The Kwansaba is a non-rhyming form that consists of seven lines of seven words per line and each word can not include more than seven letters unless it's a proper noun. It's based on Kwanzaa, the African American holiday that celebrates seven principles.



http://popularpoetryforms..com/2013/02/kwansaba.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Ogre_Art/Kwansaba
RomanceRe: Female Pastor Praying On A Girl's Vagina by timpaker(m): 1:54pm On Oct 31, 2013
One of the reasons I want to become a Pastor embarassed embarassed embarassed
RomanceRe: Female Pastor Praying On A Girl's Vagina by timpaker(m): 1:54pm On Oct 31, 2013
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Poems For ReviewRe: One Poem For The Road by timpaker(m):
Crying the sorrows out of my heart
Thought of grandma asleep in the freezer
She is gone, to her maker above
Nearer she seem in this fish belly
Where I'm seated - as the air-shark
Swam the sky, I almost opened the
Window foiling me from holding heaven's tail



Form of poetry: Kwansaba
7 lines with 7 words per line
and no word has more than 7 letters
Forum GamesRe: Create A Mental Picture Of Nairalanders by timpaker(m): 9:11am On Oct 31, 2013

Dayokanu: tall, dark, with a catty tribal mark. Works in a biz center, hates pretty girls and best friend of Okija juju. He lives in the midst of ibos. He has a tattoo of Awolowo on his arm.

Sincere 9gerian: I very tall and dark dude who lives in the creek, was formally a militant
. Currently, he is self employed at a newspaper stand where his job function is to preach to passerby about GEJ. He and Berem are colleagues grin
Forum GamesRe: Create A Mental Picture Of Nairalanders by timpaker(m): 8:01pm On Oct 30, 2013
Ogbeche77: Idowuogbo is a gorgeous, pretty and down to earth lady
In her early 20's, introvert, don't be deceived by her online character
5'5feet tall, brown eyes, both the front and back are moderate size..
Oya idowu I lie?

Abegi!! She is dark, has a broken tooth (probably from her usual fight with boys), has a tattoo and drinks too much gin
. She no get back oooo but the front na die!
Forum GamesRe: Create A Mental Picture Of Nairalanders by timpaker(m): 7:14pm On Oct 30, 2013
onila: 0% angry
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Forum GamesRe: Create A Mental Picture Of Nairalanders by timpaker(m): 7:03pm On Oct 30, 2013

Onila: A retired prostitute, loves girls and drinks too much alomo. She is a tomboy just like Idowuogo. She want everyone to believe she is a virgin like Nicki Minaj. She is related to Seun (Cousins)
Forum GamesRe: Create A Mental Picture Of Nairalanders by timpaker(m): 6:28pm On Oct 30, 2013

HumblebyGrace: A talkative, a part-time pastor and a single lady. She is emotional and drink pap for inspiration before writing cheesy
Simonandal: an ex convict, Manizer and confused dude (he and Musiwa have a "similarity in altitude" cheesy
ITBomb: that guy sabi be carry matter for head, he probably has a big nose
Okija Juju: wears big goggle and loves women more that weed
Mynd44: He loves spanking little girls, a Michael Jackson/Yerima. He is a secondary school teacher
Obadiah777: fake pastor, has dirty teeth, loves offering and smoke weed with his bible

Forum GamesRe: Create A Mental Picture Of Nairalanders by timpaker(m): 6:02pm On Oct 30, 2013

Seun: Business man, this guy loves treasury bills like girls cheesy
Musiwa: A crack addict who reads map when he is high
Jakumo: Special assistant to Engr. Musiwa on media matters
Firestar: Poet/ a wordsmith
Princesa: she reminds me of Beaf... She is too mouthed and also a very good writer
Tellwisdom: Nairaland number one hater! grin
Jarus: I believe his surname is "politics"
Afam4eva: igbotic psycho
Mukina2: hajiya/Alhaja of Nairaland. The lady who holds Seuns' chain (literally)
Maclatunji: I just wonder if he has any christian friend. A good guy sha.
Sexkillz: most hated mod but I dey feel the guy. He is also a womanizer grin
SportsRe: Gareth Fail. Spanish Media Going Hard On Bale. by timpaker(m): 4:30pm On Oct 28, 2013
Hey, Leave Theo Walcolt out of this! angry angry
CelebritiesRe: Music Star, Ciara Is Engaged! Guess The Rap Star Fiance (pictures) by timpaker(m): 4:24pm On Oct 28, 2013
e remain make Bow wow and 50cent do the remix of Ray Jay's "I hit it first" song. cheesy cheesy
Congrats to her
cool cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Stoke City (3 - 2) On 26th October 2013 by timpaker(m): 3:48pm On Oct 26, 2013

Manchester United fanz how market? tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Stoke City (3 - 2) On 26th October 2013 by timpaker(m): 3:16pm On Oct 26, 2013
tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Crystal Palace Vs Arsenal (0 - 2) On 26th October 2013 by timpaker(m): 2:32pm On Oct 26, 2013

I go invoke Sango on anybody wey say that goal na offside cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Crystal Palace Vs Arsenal (0 - 2) On 26th October 2013 by timpaker(m): 2:28pm On Oct 26, 2013
torres2: already used to heartbreak grin grin

cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Crystal Palace Vs Arsenal (0 - 2) On 26th October 2013 by timpaker(m): 2:21pm On Oct 26, 2013
Arlex: for ur mind...MTCHEEW.TROPHYLESS FOLKS.

And so?
Old news!!!!
Tell me something new jooor
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Crystal Palace Vs Arsenal (0 - 2) On 26th October 2013 by timpaker(m): 2:17pm On Oct 26, 2013
babe4wealth: Arsenal Fans are really Cowards.
At d end of 1st half they only had 3pages on ds thread, mostly because of us, d Haters
now dat they hav a cheap goal we now 5pages becos they hav com out,MSCHEEEEW, PITIABLE !!!!

Hey, stop bn a hater joooor.
So your here is to count numbers/pages?
Smh
Meanwhile, its Arsenal for life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LiteratureRe: The Last Star. by timpaker(m): 2:03pm On Oct 26, 2013

Damn!!!
See pure cocaine. I'm addicted grin
**waiting for the next update**

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