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 Education › Re: Anambra University Renamed After Ojukwu by timpaker(m): 11:22am On Nov 04, 2013 |
princesa: I do.Nothing.... Just that the school have produced great peeps and I've got friends who are lecturers dia  |
| Education › Re: Anambra University Renamed After Ojukwu by timpaker(m): 11:12am On Nov 04, 2013 |
Please don't tell me you attend that school? princesa: you could as well initiate the transfer for me silly. |
| Nairaland General › Re: Good Bye Nairaland. by timpaker(m): 11:10am On Nov 04, 2013 |
You must not announce it here. Just deactivate your racist profile and that would be it. No need for sermon and other bullshIIIT PS: Have you also announced it on twitter, facebook, instagram, gtalk, weChat et al? If you haven't then you must be sleeping on an okada  |
| Business › Re: Ex-bankers: How Is Life Outside Banking? by timpaker(m): 11:03am On Nov 04, 2013 |
When I work at the Bank my blood pressure rose (as a young dude, can u imagine?) beyond normal. I woke up one day and decided that i won't go to work for one week, then the next week instead of them to ask me what happened, they were busy speaking English and were planning on advising me. I got vexed and resigned... now I'm enjoying my life as a diplomat. 1 Like |
| Events › Re: Colourful World Of More Concert On November 3, 2013 by timpaker(m): 12:38am On Nov 04, 2013 |
freecocoa: So Tuface no show? Abi the pikin shower party never end?  |
| Events › Re: Colourful World Of More Concert On November 3, 2013 by timpaker(m): 12:27am On Nov 04, 2013 |
danjay22: .D,Banj removed his chain,put on a fan n den collected it bck.Davida promised a 1000 dollar bt end up given no1.Dis 9ja guy r fuckd I swear! Na dis kind situation dey make boiz say "Nna mehn!!!!" |
| Events › Re: Colourful World Of More Concert On November 3, 2013 by timpaker(m): 12:18am On Nov 04, 2013 |
So na wetin dey worry that girl wey carry since be that? Smh |
| Events › Re: Colourful World Of More Concert On November 3, 2013 by timpaker(m): 12:12am On Nov 04, 2013 |
crystalsaint: Guys are funny sha...carrrying a babe on ur shoulders for hours cos of this thing inbtw her legs...una dey strong If the boiz carry you like that will you protest? Smh |
| Events › Re: Colourful World Of More Concert On November 3, 2013 by timpaker(m): 12:10am On Nov 04, 2013 |
Please why is D'banj barking like a dog?  |
| Events › Re: Colourful World Of More Concert On November 3, 2013 by timpaker(m): 11:35pm On Nov 03, 2013 |
I don conclude, Flavour is gay. I'm reporting him to the Senate tomorrow |
| Events › Re: Colourful World Of More Concert On November 3, 2013 by timpaker(m): 11:30pm On Nov 03, 2013 |
Abeg na wetin Flavour carry for head? |
| Events › Re: Colourful World Of More Concert On November 3, 2013 by timpaker(m): 11:18pm On Nov 03, 2013 |
Jhizzzzuzzzzz!!!!! See oranges!!!!! **heading to the airport asap** |
| Events › Re: Colourful World Of More Concert On November 3, 2013 by timpaker(m): 11:16pm On Nov 03, 2013 |
Lagos, the city of hustlers. See as everybody wan dance collect $1k. Smh |
| Events › Re: Colourful World Of More Concert On November 3, 2013 by timpaker(m): 11:13pm On Nov 03, 2013 |
Davido is stealing the show. Damn!!!! |
| Events › Re: Colourful World Of More Concert On November 3, 2013 by timpaker(m): 11:04pm On Nov 03, 2013 |
ScarFaceTF: Sing skelewu nd gerrout jhor I swear the thing taya me too |
| Events › Re: Colourful World Of More Concert On November 3, 2013 by timpaker(m): 11:03pm On Nov 03, 2013 |
Its not fair oooo. Davido has more time on stage than Wizkid |
| Events › Re: Colourful World Of More Concert On November 3, 2013 by timpaker(m): 11:03pm On Nov 03, 2013 |
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| Events › Re: Colourful World Of More Concert On November 3, 2013 by timpaker(m): 11:00pm On Nov 03, 2013 |
When is "Skale-Ewu" gonna be played na? This suspense get as e be oooo  |
| Events › Re: Colourful World Of More Concert On November 3, 2013 by timpaker(m): 10:57pm On Nov 03, 2013 |
Who da hell is that niqqa twerking at the back? |
| Events › Re: Colourful World Of More Concert On November 3, 2013 by timpaker(m): 10:54pm On Nov 03, 2013 |
Nna mehn, dis "put ur hands up" don too much na. When hand begin pain dia fans na which hand dem go use clap for em when dem finish? |
| Events › Re: Colourful World Of More Concert On November 3, 2013 by timpaker(m): 10:53pm On Nov 03, 2013 |
princesa: This is no unfair What's ur bluetooth name? |
| Events › Re: Colourful World Of More Concert On November 3, 2013 by timpaker(m): 10:51pm On Nov 03, 2013 |
Abeg na when Rick Ross begin dey keep hair? Men, those dudes are boring joooor. Niqqa just shouting up and down Davido should just come out. Smh |
| Events › Re: Colourful World Of More Concert On November 3, 2013 by timpaker(m): 10:44pm On Nov 03, 2013 |
Irises: am waiting for dbanj and psquare.. i think they will be the last two.. those guys will kill people Sure! I believe dia are ambulances stationed at the arena cuz some peeps are gonna faint tonight |
| Events › Re: Colourful World Of More Concert On November 3, 2013 by timpaker(m): 10:29pm On Nov 03, 2013 |
I won't be surprised if some dudes wear Wizkid's hairstyle tomorrow. PS: naija still need to step up stage performance(s) as what I'm seeing is damn poor. #myOpinion |
| Science/Technology › Re: Live Updates On Today's Solar Eclipse by timpaker(m): 9:27pm On Nov 03, 2013*. Modified: 9:46pm On Nov 03, 2013 |
I didn't see any eclipse oooo, despite the fact that I was on the top of my house (near ASO rock) with my sunglasses and binoculars yet I didn't see the anything. I still dey dia sha dey wait but na moon I dey see I never see the sun ooo. Abeg who know where the sun go? |
| Science/Technology › Re: Live Updates On Today's Solar Eclipse by timpaker(m): 1:06pm On Nov 03, 2013 |
Live in Abuja: the sun is scorching like never before. I don't think there would be an eclipse as predicted. |
| Forum Games › Re: Start A Sentence With The Last Word Of The Previous Poster by timpaker(m): 3:40pm On Nov 01, 2013 |
sentence? will i be jailed again? |
| Celebrities › Re: Check Out Sinzu’s 5-year Old Daughter, Nejei Doing Some Shopping! by timpaker(m): 9:41am On Nov 01, 2013 |
Where the hell is Godwon? |
| Celebrities › Re: Gospel Singer Turned Prostitute 'maheeda' Releases Unclad Photos Again by timpaker(m): 9:30am On Nov 01, 2013 |
Please, who has her contact? |
| Poems For Review › Re: One Poem For The Road by timpaker(m): 9:26am On Nov 01, 2013 |
@Voice of the ink. Wallahi, this poem make brain i swear. Wishing you a happy new month too |
| Phones › Re: Confirm Drug Authenticity Right On Your Phone by timpaker(m): 8:46am On Nov 01, 2013 |
Nice idea. God bless whoever came up with this app |
| Poems For Review › Re: One Poem For The Road by timpaker(m): 11:20pm On Oct 31, 2013*. Modified: 9:31pm On Nov 03, 2013 |
Their honks were like buzzes From a desperate housefly; Streams of smoke blurred the air As the metallic insects cued up On the road beaming the light of the night Like a trapped lampyridae in a race-field Its moves in snail-pace Overtaking the unfortunate scraps With broken eyes and disfigured body Again, the honk increases Like a trumpet from an elephant nostril There came a monstrous millipede Pregnant with commotion It cuddled up few insects with one squeeze.... BANG!!!!! PS: Road traffic too much for here (one poem for the road). |
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