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 Poems For Review › Re: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by timpaker(m): 9:42pm On Oct 08, 2013 |
Joshthefirst: I'm too sleepy to thinkHeheheheheheh.  |
| Poems For Review › Re: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by timpaker(m): 9:35pm On Oct 08, 2013*. Modified: 9:54pm On Oct 08, 2013 |
Lets play a game, Here is a poetry form known as: Fibonacci Definition The number of syllables in each line must equal the sum of the syllables in the two previous lines. So, start with 0 and 1, add them together to get your next number, which is also 1, 2 comes next, then add 2 and 1 to get 3, and so on. Fibonnaci: 0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21... Poetry: 1 syllable, 1 syllable, 2 syllables, 3 syllables, 5 syllables, 8 syllables, 13 syllables, 21 syllables... Example Me, You Poets? Thankfully, Poets café lives. Words from our imaginations Please draw close my like-minds who squirts poetry through their pen. Their words might be venomous but let's see whose ink kills the page. Let's go Fibonacci! PS: you must not be a mathematician to attempt this |
| Poems For Review › Re: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by timpaker(m): 8:55pm On Oct 08, 2013 |
ReineViolet: Nice one Princess! Me!!!!! |
| Poems For Review › Re: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by timpaker(m): 2:49pm On Oct 08, 2013 |
Help?  Joshthefirst: I do not know of Paker way of help. But as for me, the message is enough help. |
| Business › Re: The New Form Of Advertising In Nigeria (Photo) by timpaker(m): 1:49pm On Oct 08, 2013 |
Is that Don Jazzy? 3 Likes |
| Music/Radio › Re: Ice Prince Ft French Montana - “I Swear” (Video) by timpaker(m): 12:30pm On Oct 08, 2013 |
At last |
| Poems For Review › Re: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by timpaker(m): 12:04pm On Oct 08, 2013 |
princesa: i don't need your pity. I can take care of myself alright#justkidding  |
| TV/Movies › Re: Family Guy Vs The Simpsons: Which Do You Prefer? by timpaker(m): 11:58am On Oct 08, 2013*. Modified: 12:24pm On Oct 08, 2013 |
I love family guy cuz of Stewie ( that baby is a thug) and Mr. Quagmire (my kind of James Bond) 2 Likes
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| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Need A New BF In Benin by timpaker(m): 11:37am On Oct 08, 2013 |
Dem don start oooo. very soon dem go deactivate their account |
| Poems For Review › Re: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by timpaker(m): 11:35am On Oct 08, 2013 |
princesa: I don't really know why. But if i should call it my alter ego, would it suffice?Eyah!!!   |
| Poems For Review › Re: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by timpaker(m): 11:27am On Oct 08, 2013 |
princesa: you're expecting me to write on love ba? You go old be thatBut i think i support Josh here, why are you so bloody? [s]I hate love poems, they aren't real to me[/s]. THE SCHOOL ADMISSION (A Limerick) There she was with a letter and tears In her eyes; pregnant? I clasped my fears Daisy, Rose or Tim - kids names Alas, a man takes his blames The news - while abroad she'd miss my cares |
| Poems For Review › Re: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by timpaker(m): 10:59am On Oct 08, 2013 |
princesa: you're expecting me to write on love ba? You go old be thatBut i think i support Josh here, why are you so bloody? [s]I hate love poems, they aren't real to me[/s]. |
| Poems For Review › Re: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by timpaker(m): 10:14am On Oct 08, 2013 |
Joshthefirst: ...I was just joking.You fear too much |
| Politics › Re: Our Airspace Is Still Safe - Stella Oduah by timpaker(m): 11:57pm On Oct 07, 2013 |
Yes it is safe. Even the birds now hide in the air in fear of the sick flying shark 1 Like |
| Poems For Review › Re: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by timpaker(m): 11:26pm On Oct 07, 2013 |
Poets café? Abeg which computer I go use check my mail? |
| Poems For Review › Re: Lets Get Bloody With Rhymed Poems by timpaker(m): 10:54pm On Oct 07, 2013 |
Just like a soul harvester My plows flip more hearts than words of Princesa I till the earth and play with ghost See the ridges I mold in my coast ************************** Here you are, o you progeny of Tolite22 The termites said you came to plow too Your sweats my seeds Your pain my feeds If ye heed to the bubbles of your adrenaline I will prepare the wind, a whirl for dismembered smithereens *********************** Whose bloody grains of tears wet the ground? Whose wail seem like lullaby? - a pleasant sound; Whose feeble voice were the war songs chanted? I'm the soul harvester in whose coast murder was planted... |
| Literature › Re: Story: Taking Chances by timpaker(m): 2:12pm On Oct 07, 2013 |
princesa: Through the use of E-magical powers Heheheheheh. I drink oooo |
| Entertainment › Re: Pictures Of Tallest Woman At An ATM Spot by timpaker(m): 11:47am On Oct 07, 2013 |
What da faq!!! |
| Fashion › Re: Pictures Of Various Ankara/kente Styles by timpaker(m): 11:44am On Oct 07, 2013 |
nice. **following** I wish there were ankara for men pix. |
| Poems For Review › Re: Lets Get Bloody With Rhymed Poems by timpaker(m): 11:24am On Oct 07, 2013 |
Oh Josh! why the rush? Nay to thy first  See first that my taste not thirst That blood is sweeter than wine It inebriate my sight and my line Oh Firestar! Why seek his reborn? When scents of pain draws thee afar  His teeth I'll chew like corn Hey Josh, here is a friendly handshake  Take it or find yourself at the stake |
| Literature › Re: Story: Taking Chances by timpaker(m): 10:36am On Oct 07, 2013 |
princesa: Nothing fit happen sef... Nairaland na we propertyhehehheeheh. Are you part of the rumoured cabal? |
| Literature › Re: Story: Taking Chances by timpaker(m): 10:07am On Oct 07, 2013 |
nothing dey happen. |
| Poems For Review › Re: Lets Get Bloody With Rhymed Poems by timpaker(m): 8:56am On Oct 07, 2013 |
Chibuebem: says a man The gods give and take That is a choice I did not make If ' it' takes a son Surely there would be another one If only I'd ask It is too easy for 'it' a task |
| Literature › Re: Literature Section Awards 2013 by timpaker(m): 7:30am On Oct 07, 2013 |
ACTION: Prisoner of War by Eze Promoe COMEDY: African Nerd by Redmosquito FANTACY: Taking Chance by Princesa CRIME: Ayingba Thief by Yemi2plus HORROR: Tenth Genereation By Frank 3.16 ROMANCE: My Complicated Love Story by Chistar01 THRILLER: Prisoners of War by Eze Promoe ADVENTURE: 2go Love Story by Yemi2plus |
| Poems For Review › Re: Lets Get Bloody With Rhymed Poems by timpaker(m): 7:05am On Oct 07, 2013 |
Kaycee7: Paker, you're really bloody. Heheheheeheh. Its not me ooooo its Princesa (She's scary) |
| Poems For Review › Re: Lets Get Bloody With Rhymed Poems by timpaker(m): 6:59am On Oct 07, 2013*. Modified: 10:25am On Oct 07, 2013 |
princesa: Now Tim, you come to dine with the devil Is dining with d devil in the feast of agony a crime? Pain and sorrows he bought from springtime They are common sauce the sweetens our meal Eating your ex's heart was part of our deal Sealed with a toast from a chalice filled with blood Drink after drink, I, mortal, soon to be lord Learnt a thing or two - the devil gossips! I believe I heard a known name on his lips...* Not that I was tipsy from blood-wine I swear the unnamed name rhymes line mine! Then came the midnight chaos; his face glow As sounds of torments erupts from below His Owls who flew through the full moon Cood to him, he bit his ugly lip and melt his spoon He suddenly left angrily as usual, I too had to leave But before then, my apologies to the soon to be bereaved |
| Politics › Re: Why Engr Musiwa accepted to be the leader of the govt of Western Nigeria. by timpaker(m): 9:42pm On Oct 06, 2013 |
musiwa1l: google Common man, help me out jooor. Or are you not the leader of Western Niger, the king of maps? Haba Engr. |
| Romance › Re: Lol-see Girl Shits On His Boyfriend's Head While He’s Asleep For Cheating On Her by timpaker(m): 9:34pm On Oct 06, 2013 |
Who gives a damn about your observations? Speak-English |
| Romance › Re: Lol-see Girl Shits On His Boyfriend's Head While He’s Asleep For Cheating On Her by timpaker(m): 9:32pm On Oct 06, 2013 |
[quote author=Speak-English][/quote] Who gives a damn about your observations? |
| Poems For Review › Re: Lets Get Bloody With Rhymed Poems by timpaker(m): 9:19pm On Oct 06, 2013*. Modified: 10:02pm On Feb 19, 2019 |
princesa: Timpaker, sons make better meat Its our romantic date Babe, let's skip the sex on a plate Feed me your ex's heart instead Make my table a feast from his head His blood in my cup to quench my thirst But I must chew his finger-like carrot first No table manners between you and I My claws my fork; I picked off his eye One chew, a burst in my mouth - delicious! The smell, the taste, I knew you are curious? I saw how you licked your lip When I spiced my meat flip over flip But then I saw your fangs - hunger was written On your face; that gaze - OMG! I'm your next victim |
| Romance › Re: Lol-see Girl Shits On His Boyfriend's Head While He’s Asleep For Cheating On Her by timpaker(m): 12:18pm On Oct 06, 2013*. Modified: 9:45pm On Oct 06, 2013 |
This is where Chris Brown's song "please don't wake me up" comes to proper use Heheheheheheh. I swear if I catch dat girl eh. I go make sure she chop my sh!!t |
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