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EducationRe: How Many Years Did You Stay At Home Before Gaining Admission? by timpaker(m): 12:07am On Oct 16, 2013

I spent confirm 3 years at home before I got admitted to the university of my choice.
First year (after secondary school): I got admitted to AAU, Ekpoma, my family refused me going to the school for fear of cultism.
Second year: got admitted to RST, Port harcourt, same issue
Third year: Unibuja, wrong course
. Three years no be beans oooo
EducationRe: Market Women Protest ASUU Strike At National Assembly by timpaker(m): 10:05am On Oct 15, 2013

Paid agents! Smh
EducationRe: ASUU Holds Street Rallies In Onitsha And Awka. by timpaker(m): 9:21pm On Oct 14, 2013
Emzybrown: Is it the administration of gej that signed the agreement? ASUU should start a renegotiation since there has been a change of government.

Partially.
GEJ was the Vice President then.
EducationRe: ASUU Holds Street Rallies In Onitsha And Awka. by timpaker(m): 9:18pm On Oct 14, 2013
alexleo: Agreement is agreement. FG must honour the agreement they signed with them. All this one you people are making here against ASUU is just noise that cannot help you. If the FG feels for you students they should ve gone further to keep an agreement they signed. They have kept you people in the house and you think by blaming ASUU your problem will be solved. Keep dreaming.

My sentiments exactly
EducationRe: ASUU Holds Street Rallies In Onitsha And Awka. by timpaker(m): 9:15pm On Oct 14, 2013

I support ASUU. The government should honour the 2009 agreement or no lectures.
But I feel that instead of this rally they ought to be doing more on advocacy and sensitization as the general public have no idea on what the rift between ASUU and FG is all about.
LiteratureRe: Short Story Competition by timpaker(m): 8:18pm On Oct 14, 2013
Nuges11: Lol.....professional writers......I'm honored

Congrats dude.... See you around. Congrats also to the other contestants.
Cheers! (Nuges11: Shey you know say MTN dey allow transfer of 50naira credit to people bah? In case u no know abeg use my number try am. Thanks)
PoliticsRe: Twin Terrorist Attack Averted In Borno. by timpaker(m): 3:08pm On Oct 14, 2013

5 hilux truck armed with RPGs and anti aircraft?
Where they going for war?
Talking about traveling in style....
Mortherfuckers!!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Will You Do/Say If You See A Fellow Nairalander by timpaker(m): 5:52am On Oct 14, 2013
I would simply snub and pass grin shake hands with the person.
I once met a nairalander on a plane though and I pretended like I've not heard about the forum before cool cool
CelebritiesRe: Pictures From Peter Psquare Entrepreneurship Lecture At Kodak by timpaker(m): 7:28am On Oct 13, 2013
Personally?

shocked
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: The Guy With The Feminine Look, Tosin Silver Dam Is A Nairalander by timpaker(m): 7:19am On Oct 13, 2013

Too many fucktards here. Smh
PhonesRe: Temple Run Vs Subway surfers,which More Enjoyable by timpaker(m): 10:11pm On Oct 12, 2013

Temple run
I love the way Usain Bolt runs and the sound track is something else (it increases my blood pressure)
FashionRe: Models Wear Milk-Created Clothes by timpaker(m): 9:08pm On Oct 12, 2013

Still trying very hard to get a better zoom
Music/RadioRe: Use Song/Rap Lyrics To Describe How You Feel~Here! by timpaker(m): 8:29pm On Oct 12, 2013

"People people make una come e ooooo
Iyabasira she go kill me oooo
Everybody helep save me oooo
I no sabi chop mama or my girlfirend food"


By Styl-plus
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by timpaker(m): 7:52pm On Oct 12, 2013
Nkpume Iko: Tim,whats up man.Hw u dey?

Guy, I dey oooo. I just dey read some stories here (yours inclusive). Anything for the boiz?
RomanceRe: 12 Photos That Will Make You Believe In Love by timpaker(m): 1:31pm On Oct 12, 2013

Awesome. Though, some smiles look fake to me
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by timpaker(m): 11:44am On Oct 12, 2013

OMG! How did I get here?
I guess I'm new too
PoliticsRe: Governors To Corpers - Create Jobs For Yourselves by timpaker(m):
If they had created jobs for themselves would they be Governors now?
EntertainmentRe: Skelewu Dance Winner Bello Moshood Abiola Says ''thank You'' To Nairalanders by timpaker(m):
tellwisdom: My guy, go and spend ur peanut and don't disturb us sad
The day tellwisdom will say something positive about someone on Nairaland i swear i will quit N........ cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: Will We Ever See A Nairaland Chic On Bald Head Like This Hot Candy? by timpaker(m): 12:26pm On Oct 11, 2013
azpekuliar: A Nairalander has done this before and was bold enough to share it. I think her handle was[b] Natasha[/b] or something in 2011
Yeah she done did it, I remember her
LiteratureRe: The Last Star. by timpaker(m): 8:52pm On Oct 10, 2013
Awesome. Keep it up man
LiteratureRe: Story: Taking Chances by timpaker(m): 6:27pm On Oct 10, 2013

Please I'm underage oooo and mummy said watching people kiss is a sin
***goes to church for confession***
Poems For ReviewRe: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by timpaker(m): 4:05pm On Oct 10, 2013
princesa: Hajiya menene? grin
undecided undecided


Form of Poetry: Diamante

Definition

The purpose is to go from the subject at the top of the diamond to another totally different (and sometimes opposite) subject at the bottom. A seven line poem, shaped like a diamond.

Example

Line 1: Winter = 1 NOUN-A
Line 2: Rainy, cold = 2 ADJECTIVES-A
Line 3: Skiing, skating, sledding = 3 GERUNDS-A (verb + -ing)
Line 4: Mountains, wind, breeze, ocean = 2 NOUNS-A + 2 NOUNS-B
Line 5: Swimming, surfing, scuba diving = 3 GERUNDS-B (verb + -ing)
Line 6: Sunny, hot = 2 ADJECTIVES-B
Line 7: Summer = 1 NOUN-B

Poverty
Hateful, fearful
Struggling, toiling, grinding
Office, home, work, library,
Reading, writing, grinding
Cautious, ambitious,
Success




PS: The poem is suppose to be centralized (the center feature ain't working)
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FamilyRe: Stages Of Pregnancy From Conception To Birth. (Pictures) by timpaker(m): 12:49pm On Oct 10, 2013
Cc: My wife please take note cool cool
IslamRe: Muslims and Christians Unite Against Terrorism in Pakistan by timpaker(m): 11:58am On Oct 10, 2013
Its about that time, I wish our people could reason like this.
EntertainmentRe: Nairalander Won The Skelewu Dance (video) by timpaker(m): 8:16pm On Oct 09, 2013
onila: congrats

Nairalanders are proud of you cheesy

make sure u follow me

Are you ready to loose your virgini.ty now just cuz he won?
Poems For ReviewRe: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by timpaker(m): 5:36pm On Oct 09, 2013
princesa: finally someone who types like you and dare i say, writes like you... grin

Welcome jodeksssmiley

Huh?
Writes and type like me? Haba hajiya menene?

Jodekss, you can attempt the fibonacci na. Abi e hard?
Poems For ReviewRe: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by timpaker(m): 10:38pm On Oct 08, 2013

Welcome Jodekss
cheesy
Poems For ReviewRe: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by timpaker(m): 10:09pm On Oct 08, 2013
princesa: sorry tim, but some of us are trying to relax our brain. So I cant attempt thatsad
grin grin

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