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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Crystal Palace Vs Arsenal (0 - 2) On 26th October 2013 by timpaker(m): 1:52pm On Oct 26, 2013

Yoowaa!!!!! cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Crystal Palace Vs Arsenal (0 - 2) On 26th October 2013 by timpaker(m): 1:17pm On Oct 26, 2013

The match is boring and its making me feel sleepy
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Being Prayed For By Ministers In Israel by timpaker(m): 12:38pm On Oct 26, 2013

Make dem gather pray for Madam Stella too oooo cuz she dey inside big trouble
GamingRe: What Game Are You Currently Playing? by timpaker(m): 12:03pm On Oct 26, 2013

I'm playing Modern Combat 4: Zero Hour
The game is drugs!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona Vs Real Madrid : El Clasico (2 - 1) On 26th October 2013 by timpaker(m): 10:44am On Oct 26, 2013
Lordave: only N3000 abi N1700 wey you wan pay we no go hear word again.

For your mind you dey try wan yab me?
Smh
Park well joor!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona Vs Real Madrid : El Clasico (2 - 1) On 26th October 2013 by timpaker(m): 8:08am On Oct 26, 2013
abeg make I go pay my DStv subscription before them go do me strong thing.
#TeamMadrid
#TeamCR7 aka OtontoCee grin
RomanceRe: What Do You Think Of This Wedding?(pic) by timpaker(m): 7:35am On Oct 26, 2013

Tarzan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Poems For ReviewRe: Lets Get Bloody With Rhymed Poems by timpaker(m): 7:02am On Oct 26, 2013
badmusace: Thanks man! loved ur piece on the dinner ish nd that inspired from real life.

How do u guys learn to write so good?

Learn to write so good?
Chairman, you're 'gooder' cheesy
Seriously, I love your imagination and style of writing
Your only demerit is that you are too bloody grin
Your poems are very good
RomanceRe: Advice To Ladies, Especially Those In Their Twenties... by timpaker(m): 11:23am On Oct 25, 2013
Na who be this wey wan spoil runz for us na? angry angry angry
RomanceRe: IN PICTURES: Adulterous Married Woman Caught Red-handed By Her Husband by timpaker(m): 10:54am On Oct 25, 2013
Annie2gud: Easy on me@timpaler.i stil insist,the man shudnt have gone to this lenght.i know what the wife did is bad,but oga went too far.
No P. cool cool
RomanceRe: IN PICTURES: Adulterous Married Woman Caught Red-handed By Her Husband by timpaker(m): 10:42am On Oct 25, 2013
Annie2gud: Eeyah,the husband went too far nah.what the wife did is not good sha.
How else do you want the husband to react? give her a goodbye hug or engage in a threeso.me?
RomanceRe: IN PICTURES: Adulterous Married Woman Caught Red-handed By Her Husband by timpaker(m): 10:37am On Oct 25, 2013
Comment: LOL grin grin grin
Last seen: 10:37am
PhonesRe: Why Do We Buy Smartphones, And What Do We Use It For? by timpaker(m):

We use it in place of a laptop or a PC
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by timpaker(m): 8:58pm On Oct 24, 2013

**cleans contact lens**
**login....nairaland.com**
**navigates to chat room**



Hello, who dey here?
Poems For ReviewRe: Lets Get Bloody With Rhymed Poems by timpaker(m): 6:20pm On Oct 24, 2013

@badmusace: Jheez!!!! That was horrible
What a story...
Awesome
1 Like
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Nairaland Virgins' Lounge by timpaker(m): 1:08am On Oct 24, 2013

#teamVirgin
Reason: saving it for the right person (what other reason do I have. Scarcity of girls? cheesy ?)
CelebritiesRe: Denrele Remembers Late Goldie On Her Birthday by timpaker(m):

Username: timpaker
Comment: R.I.P Goldie
Last seen: 9:59pm, Oct. 23
Poems For ReviewRe: Lets Get Bloody With Rhymed Poems by timpaker(m): 5:16pm On Oct 23, 2013
princesa: Tim, way to go... i felt the pain in his body, so cry nomore, for he deserved it angry

I don't think so.
Its more like a true story. It happened to my school son's elder brother back in the days.
The horror is what I interpreted into this poem.
#noMoreBloodyPoems-I-Quit

Cheers!
RomanceRe: Share Your Experience On The First Kiss You Had by timpaker(m): 2:12pm On Oct 23, 2013
Mine was disgusting.... angry
I kept spitting on my way to the hostel lipsrsealed

FYI she kissed me cheesy cheesy cheesy
Poems For ReviewRe: Lets Get Bloody With Rhymed Poems by timpaker(m):
[b]Tied by the tree side
Lost and forgotten; with a pitiful gaze and a shout
For help - at the hole twelve inches wide
A zillion ant and hungry rats sprouts

In his body, he felt the tickle of pain
Scratching the surface of his skin
It increases as multiple bites drain
His strength, each striking dins

His flesh between their teeth; their maws
dazed him - hundreds rushed to his face
To his nose, ears and mouth, and the rats - with their paws
runs roughly and ravenously like cats frenzied chase

Gently, his blood drips, drowning and dyeing
Many ants and rats
The horror of him dying
Made him pee, sh!i!t and fart

A shout, an echo, made the bush birds tweets
As they flew from tree to tree
He's face suddenly goes numbed just like his feet
"Death make this quick and set me free!"

A prayer well said - rats left to his neck from his nose
And bit deep into his esophagus;
His last thought before he fell into comatose
Was the ride in the school bus.... cry cry cry

THE END =======> embarassed embarassed
[/b]
Poems For ReviewRe: Loving A Stranger by timpaker(op): 12:06am On Oct 23, 2013
Justiceenams: My God,Where the f*uck are you from.I LOVE UR WORK

Heheheheheh. I'm from earth na
Thanks man I appreciate and love yours too
"She has powers that can turn truth into lies"
This line got me thinking and laughing
Poems For ReviewRe: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by timpaker(m): 10:10pm On Oct 22, 2013
Tolite22: The coffee sizzles
In the Poets' cafe
First, a peep
Hmmm...
I like what I see
Some familiar names
We're one and the same.

I shall save my introductions
for the evening is far gone.
I shall wake with the rising sun
And enter the ring
for a bout of poetry.

I remain myself, one and the same
In time, you shall know me by voice
Not by name.

wink

Heheheheheh. We can't wait!!!!

ComputersRe: iPad Air Unveiled By Apple by timpaker(m): 10:06pm On Oct 22, 2013

According to Tellwisdom ..........Rubbish
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal V Dortmund: UCL (1 - 2) On 22nd October 2013 by timpaker(m): 9:28pm On Oct 22, 2013

The goal don make sleep dey catch me...
I pray when I wake up it will all be a dream/nightmare
Goodnight
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal V Dortmund: UCL (1 - 2) On 22nd October 2013 by timpaker(m): 9:18pm On Oct 22, 2013

Arsenal abeg score na.... Or else Wenger won't invite me to his birthday bash.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal V Dortmund: UCL (1 - 2) On 22nd October 2013 by timpaker(m): 8:41pm On Oct 22, 2013
mazizi tonene: No hear...read! tongue

I just broke my reading glasses when Giroud scored
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal V Dortmund: UCL (1 - 2) On 22nd October 2013 by timpaker(m): 8:32pm On Oct 22, 2013

Half time
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal V Dortmund: UCL (1 - 2) On 22nd October 2013 by timpaker(m): 8:31pm On Oct 22, 2013
eaglechild: SAGNA is an asset.

If I hear?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal V Dortmund: UCL (1 - 2) On 22nd October 2013 by timpaker(m): 8:12pm On Oct 22, 2013

Abeg I go pay money to any Arsenal player wey break Reus leg
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal V Dortmund: UCL (1 - 2) On 22nd October 2013 by timpaker(m): 8:07pm On Oct 22, 2013

Ramsey please give me one of those goals na
. Screw Giroud
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal V Dortmund: UCL (1 - 2) On 22nd October 2013 by timpaker(m): 7:57pm On Oct 22, 2013

Arsenal all the way!!!!
*rain please don't even try me this night*
PhonesRe: Official Instagram App For Windows Phone by timpaker(m): 3:26pm On Oct 22, 2013
Good idea cheesy
Its worth it considering that Lumia has one of the best camera phones in the market today. Having instagram would be a huge plus and would increase Nokia's (Lumia)sale.

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