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Yoowaa!!!!! ![]() |
The match is boring and its making me feel sleepy |
Make dem gather pray for Madam Stella too oooo cuz she dey inside big trouble |
I'm playing Modern Combat 4: Zero Hour The game is drugs!!! |
Lordave: only N3000 abi N1700 wey you wan pay we no go hear word again. For your mind you dey try wan yab me? Smh Park well joor! |
abeg make I go pay my DStv subscription before them go do me strong thing. #TeamMadrid #TeamCR7 aka OtontoCee ![]() |
Tarzan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
badmusace: Thanks man! loved ur piece on the dinner ish nd that inspired from real life. Learn to write so good? Chairman, you're 'gooder' Seriously, I love your imagination and style of writing Your only demerit is that you are too bloody Your poems are very good |
Na who be this wey wan spoil runz for us na? ![]() |
Annie2gud: Easy on me@timpaler.i stil insist,the man shudnt have gone to this lenght.i know what the wife did is bad,but oga went too far.No P. ![]() |
Annie2gud: Eeyah,the husband went too far nah.what the wife did is not good sha.How else do you want the husband to react? give her a goodbye hug or engage in a threeso.me? |
Comment: LOL ![]() Last seen: 10:37am |
We use it in place of a laptop or a PC |
**cleans contact lens** **login....nairaland.com** **navigates to chat room** Hello, who dey here? |
@badmusace: Jheez!!!! That was horrible What a story... Awesome |
#teamVirgin Reason: saving it for the right person (what other reason do I have. ?) |
Username: timpaker Comment: R.I.P Goldie Last seen: 9:59pm, Oct. 23 |
princesa: Tim, way to go... i felt the pain in his body, so cry nomore, for he deserved it I don't think so. Its more like a true story. It happened to my school son's elder brother back in the days. The horror is what I interpreted into this poem. #noMoreBloodyPoems-I-Quit Cheers! |
Mine was disgusting.... ![]() I kept spitting on my way to the hostel ![]() FYI she kissed me ![]() |
[b]Tied by the tree side Lost and forgotten; with a pitiful gaze and a shout For help - at the hole twelve inches wide A zillion ant and hungry rats sprouts In his body, he felt the tickle of pain Scratching the surface of his skin It increases as multiple bites drain His strength, each striking dins His flesh between their teeth; their maws dazed him - hundreds rushed to his face To his nose, ears and mouth, and the rats - with their paws runs roughly and ravenously like cats frenzied chase Gently, his blood drips, drowning and dyeing Many ants and rats The horror of him dying Made him pee, sh!i!t and fart A shout, an echo, made the bush birds tweets As they flew from tree to tree He's face suddenly goes numbed just like his feet "Death make this quick and set me free!" A prayer well said - rats left to his neck from his nose And bit deep into his esophagus; His last thought before he fell into comatose Was the ride in the school bus.... THE END =======> ![]() [/b] |
Justiceenams: My God,Where the f*uck are you from.I LOVE UR WORK Heheheheheh. I'm from earth na Thanks man I appreciate and love yours too "She has powers that can turn truth into lies" This line got me thinking and laughing |
Tolite22: The coffee sizzles Heheheheheh. We can't wait!!!! |
According to Tellwisdom ..........Rubbish |
The goal don make sleep dey catch me... I pray when I wake up it will all be a dream/nightmare Goodnight |
Arsenal abeg score na.... Or else Wenger won't invite me to his birthday bash. |
mazizi tonene: No hear...read! I just broke my reading glasses when Giroud scored |
Half time |
eaglechild: SAGNA is an asset. If I hear? |
Abeg I go pay money to any Arsenal player wey break Reus leg |
Ramsey please give me one of those goals na . Screw Giroud |
Arsenal all the way!!!! *rain please don't even try me this night* |
Good idea ![]() Its worth it considering that Lumia has one of the best camera phones in the market today. Having instagram would be a huge plus and would increase Nokia's (Lumia)sale. |
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