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LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Complaints Thread by timpaker(m): 10:10pm On Oct 21, 2013
[quote author=Mynd_44]Done[/quote]
Thanks again
PhonesRe: BBM for iPhone and Android is officially available by timpaker(m): 8:27pm On Oct 21, 2013
adaobi123: Its saying this so far o !

https://s24.postimg.org/ub8ov5hx1/Screenshot_2013_10_21_20_18_41.png



I don't know yet. Lol

Mine did show the same screen too. I believe why Physise own is like that is cuz he didn't sign up in dia site (bbm.com)
PhonesRe: BBM for iPhone and Android is officially available by timpaker(m): 8:17pm On Oct 21, 2013
adaobi123: Downloaded cool

At last! Its worth the wait huh?
PhonesRe: BBM for iPhone and Android is officially available by timpaker(m): 8:17pm On Oct 21, 2013

If you use a samsung galaxy you can download it straight from Samsung App the size is about 12mb
PhonesRe: BBM for iPhone and Android is officially available by timpaker(m): 7:44pm On Oct 21, 2013
its out ooo. I just downloaded from Samsung App cheesy

Now i will start carrying Phone charger too like most blackberry users embarassed
PhonesRe: Watch Out! BBM For Android And Ios Finally Out Today by timpaker(m): 7:43pm On Oct 21, 2013
its out ooo. I just downloaded from Samsung App
PoliticsRe: Corruption Trials Against Ex-Governors withdrawn by timpaker(m): 6:31pm On Oct 21, 2013
#SPEECHLESS undecided undecided undecided
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Complaints Thread by timpaker(m): 6:23pm On Oct 21, 2013
Help!!! my poem/topic" Loving a Stranger" has been hidden by Antispambot sad sad
Abeg, Obinnau and Mynd_44 help me out da Allah embarassed embarassed


And by the way, Thanks Mynd_44 for releasing me from the cell of Antispambot cool cool
PhonesRe: BBM for iPhone and Android is officially available by timpaker(m): 6:18pm On Oct 21, 2013
They better don't play with me oooo. I aint gonna keep up while others sleep just cuz i wanna have it first....
if them like make dem spend two months before releasing it. na dem sabi
Poems For ReviewLoving A Stranger by timpaker(op):


LOVING A STRANGER

The soul nexus and the chuckle from her gape
Alights his face as he broke his forbearance for
The golden chance that grace his sight - a picturesque mien
That beam perfection, creativity and wholesome beauty

He hoped he had found that being whose heart his love might dwell
His eyes flushes and his cheek punctured with smiles
The sound of his heartbeat could be heard from his breath
As yearned veneration of passion extinguishes his smoldering scents

He held her hand close to his heart like an iron would a magnet
In the discotheque as they danced to the rhythm of wind; cuing in tides -
Gently, the zephyrs caressed their skins while his tongue
Found its way to her lips and there was a rumble of desire

“I love you” these words he tasted – her eyes pierced his
For certitude or glimmering truth; as his did few seconds ago
Both were whimsical! They knew tomorrow holds doubts
That can’t be avowed but swore to live the moment
EducationRe: UNIABUJA Students Offer To Pay Lecturers by timpaker(m): 2:33pm On Oct 21, 2013

Make dem no rag come my side oooo.
My friend was robbed last year by students pretending to be on 'rag' day
Poems For ReviewRe: One Poem For The Road by timpaker(m): 11:11am On Oct 21, 2013
Jodekss: supra-orgasmic. Kudos sir
guy, that shakespearean sonnet is difficult ooooo. that's the only form of poetry i have never delve into (maybe cuz I'm not a fan of his) huh
@firesta .... cool
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Nairaland GeneralRe: Happy Birthday Mukina2!!! by timpaker(m):
Happy Birthday Mukina2
May God guide and bless you yafu yafu
Come collect your signed Arsenal Jersey by Giroud #yeah he knows about you# (I hope this immune me from ban [though, I'm law abiding, just in case i get naughty]from now till we win our champions league.
#Up Gunners
cool cool cool
Music/RadioRe: Wizkid Performs For Nearly Empty Seats Last Night In Abuja by timpaker(m): 10:18am On Oct 21, 2013
When the show is not "Night of a Thousand Laugh".
That's the only show that i would spend such money on...
Imagine such show going on in Abuja and only few people knew about it.

#After dem go say "Abuja guys too dey form"
Nairaland GeneralRe: What's The Most Embarrassing Moment Of Your Life by timpaker(m): 9:51pm On Oct 20, 2013

The day I was caught bathing unclad in a stream in one village in Bombay (India)and some pirates came and were shooting, people fled but I stuck in the water for hours with no where to run to (I literally turned white, oh boy I just surrendered oooo ) one of em ordered me out in the presence of everyone. I was so ashamed as I saw my classmates peeping from afar. That day no easy for me oooo. I skipped school for weeks cuz of that
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by timpaker(m): 11:33pm On Oct 19, 2013
firestar: What! Are you Gaara? What's keeping you up? Can I suggest a soothing melody for ya?

Yes if you can... Please what is Gaara(hope its not one of those Naruto character)?
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by timpaker(m): 11:26pm On Oct 19, 2013
firestar: cool
Tim, why the long face and tears in your space?

I have not slept since wednesday. I'm having insomnia
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by timpaker(m): 11:03pm On Oct 19, 2013
Who dey here abeg? cry
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Poems For ReviewRe: One Poem For The Road by timpaker(m): 10:44pm On Oct 19, 2013
princesa: Ur road this night is wistful and lonely...

And i hope you get the pity needed to take you to your love...

Wisdom from wine
Guide my line home
As mine blurs sight
Poems For ReviewRe: One Poem For The Road by timpaker(m):
Stranded on the road again
With a pack of cigarette and jar of wine
And a snoozed up box and a leaked tank
In a cold-desert known as end of the world
My heart scampers for a soul for help
With furriest echoes breaking the wind's voice
And the soring sky eclipsing the benumbed night

Stranded on the road like before
With a dead battery and a panicked gaze -
I watched my lazy jalopy as it relaxes by the road side
Clad in smokes and grimes down to top
Its tyres are worn-out like my childhood toothbrush
And its eyes are cracked and broken

Stranded on the road
Locked deep in superficial meditation
While I smoke away and get drunk
Passersby honk and zoomed by
Veering left to right from a potential casualty
Me! Whose pity will I win for a ride to my love?
I'm by the side waiting for sleep to possess me
Nay to the bed of death in whose comfort I might find myself

Poems For ReviewRe: One Poem For The Road by timpaker(m):
Will my hate burn down my heart?
This feeling of disgust i have for my wife
Why did I scorn her before my journey?
Forgiveness died few minutes prior to my departure
Yes I saw its demise, I even wrote a 'goodbye poem'
And reminisced that first 'following' on twitter
Which thus led to the shared vowed on sacred alter
What went wrong? What actually went wrong?

Who said hearts were broken? it never did
Each of us just got freed like birds in a cage
While in this 'sardined' mobile on a 'one chance' leap to
Redemption I vividly recall the smile behind the tears
Was it fear, love, heartache or pretense?
I love like the Indians, but my black skin knows no patience
****************
What if my burdens weighs more than lead
And so if my sins shares same scale
Will God take Gabriel knowing I erred without intent?
Or will this ride be my last?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Norwich City (4 - 1) On 19 Oct 2013 by timpaker(m): 4:50pm On Oct 19, 2013
Arsenal just dey over give me joy....this week go make sense be that.
My oga go buy me beer tomorrow when I go analyse the match and goals
CelebritiesRe: OMG!!! Denrele Kissing Cossy's Huge Bossoms (see Photo) by timpaker(m): 11:49am On Oct 19, 2013

Does she have n!pple at all?
Its very huge!!!! WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FamilyRe: 4 Women Claim To Be MIC Okusanya's Wives by timpaker(m): 11:46am On Oct 19, 2013
musiwa29: in nigeria a woman who has a child for you and that child has right over your asset. when you die. there is basically nothing like out of wedlock

Engr. Musiwa, na wa for u ooooo. Well, itsorite
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by timpaker(m): 12:06pm On Oct 17, 2013
Rap maestro: *Points towards Kaycee* Its with him and dude, don't spoil the collar of my versace shirt na

**looks around for Kaycee**
Hi Texanomaly, we aren't fighting
**adjusts Rap Maestros' shirt**
I am just testing how big my hands are around his neck nothing more. Rap shebi na true?
PoliticsRe: Hundreds Suspected Boko-Haram Detainees Killed In Military Camps-amnesty Int'l by timpaker(m): 10:20am On Oct 17, 2013

Where were they when Boko Haram was busy killing people by cutting off their heads?
Now its dia turn and they are shouting "human rights" bullshit.
Smh
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by timpaker(m): 9:01am On Oct 17, 2013
Rap maestro: *Blocks his path, gives him a dirty slap* ehen na you dem send abi? Tell them you no see us *searches his pocket, takes it out and hides phone in my pocket.. Na who get popcorn?*

Its mine. Thanks
And where is my phone?
**holds him by the neck**
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by timpaker(m): 9:54pm On Oct 16, 2013
Tovot: Hey Guys the network is not stable here o!

Huh?
undecided
LiteratureRe: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by timpaker(m): 9:22pm On Oct 16, 2013

***cleans eyeglasses with handkerchief***
Reserving the last seat at the front for a partner
**drops popcorn, a bottle of soda and a mobile phone on the seat**
Poems For ReviewRe: A Soul In Anguish...a Poem by timpaker(m): 6:13pm On Oct 16, 2013
"I wish heaven would fall on me for me to feel less pain"


My fav line
CelebritiesRe: Photos: Seal & Heidi Klum Kiss As They Reunite For Daughter's Birthday by timpaker(m): 9:09am On Oct 16, 2013

Seal is such a gentleman and his ex.... HOT!!!!

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