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idowuswap: igbo are point and kill 4 aboki land,wel na thier dirsty biz dey semd 2 hole.kudos 2 hausa plz kil more igbo they cowardiacesistoly

God bless you.

I ain't gay so this here is for Nadia_SA sweerie...


Nne, bebe, Asampete Oyoyo 'm, the only Eggovin in my carton of Big stout. Nne I have plenty many things to terrin you now, but as a man of so little words (talk is too cheap these days)...

I had Genevieve Nnaji in mind.

I was going through the Enugu-PH expressway Saturday, when I saw some fellows in the middle of nowhere, cutting the grasses that grow in the middle of the two lanes of the expressway.

I made a comment to my brother about the fellows doing an utterly unnecessary job and waste of energy. But he told me that that was the job given to them by the FG under the auspices of SURE-P.

Please tell, are these the 10,000 jobs that govt officers have been bandying about? Sending people to cut grasses with just cutlasses and machetes in the middle of nowhere? To achieve what aim?

Hmm... I'm really tired.

Wislet: guy, why u dey shout. I tell u say i dey use non BB phone?. Tone it down,okay? Even if so, u got no reason to speak that way. Have a good day.

All these Lagos girls sef...

Promhize: Dem no recognize am nooni

So where did you dig up your specs of the Tecno from?

stevebent: Nexus 5 Expected Price
As we all know that Google is generous, the price of the Nexus 5 is expected to be $350-$400..
http://techlatch.com/google-to-release-nexus-5-with-android-5-0-on-october-5/

God bless Google!

techsuplex: No clear reason has been put forward for the NCC directive, but my guess is that it has to do with NCC’s designation of both MTN and Globacom Nigeria as “dominant” players and as a result would be closely monitored to ensure that they were not using “anti-competitive practices” to stifle the competition. If that’s the case, It would be funny as that very reason gave birth to the new plans being scrapped today.

Anti-competitive practices indeed!
Glo mobile is also a dominant player. Is the company also alleged to be guilty of similar practice?
The GSM business is not restricted to just voice calls. MTN can't be said to also have the best rate on data charges, so why should they be sanctioned for lowering their voice call rates?

I thought network providers paid interconnectivity charges for calls going to other networks (or is it the other way round?). I don't think the telecom provider should be harassed for lowering their rates.

NCC is taking it too far o.

nku5: I stumbled across this picture of a village taken in a village in the niger-delta before the environmental degradation set in.

Notice how clean the water was then. I can imagine the kind of fish they would have been feasting on back then. That part of the country also has good soil and used to be heavy on agriculture back then.

How is that the Niger-Delta? I don't see any Mangrove swamp and the calabashes look like those used up north in Hausaland.

I stand corrected though.

The source of your pic would be helpful. delcampe.net is an auctions website.

Handled the tab today. Aside the pic quality of the camera and the finishing of the back cover, I feel the device is a great bargain at the price it is being sold. They show no mercy. Priced at N36,000. Umuahia.

Dumb thread.

Have never trusted this online hookup things.
My interests on NL vary depending on what I have in mind at the time.

Firstly, it is the news on FP. Then other sections based on what I'm interested in at that time. Once, it was Auto section. Now it's Phones. Nothing else.

The forum is so full of alter-ego and pseudo personalities to risk initiating a relationship here. There is actually a world and so much life outside the internet.

Erelu_Y: The other question I would like to explore on this thread is this: Can a single person used to UK lifestyle survive on this wage (₦130,000 per month) in Lagos of today? If so, how? She's not extravagant but lives a basic, decent lifestyle: no partying, clubbing, etc, (her only weakness is she likes and does have a nice 4 x 4), just a typical acada. Your contributions would be highly appreciated[/color][/size][/b]

I'll be honest with you.
She is going to be a bit disappointed when she first resumes given that she'll have to spend heavily at the initial point to pay for rent, buy household appliances and furniture, etc. The expenses would make her salary seem inadequate but once she has gotten that out of the way it should be smooth sailing from then on.

Single female lecturers do not tend to be extravagant and N130,000 should be more than enough to cover her living expenses and have some extra left to save for other ventures.

She's the baby of the house so she wouldn't be getting much pressure from the home end, right? You people could even lend her some help in settling down, getting a flat, etc.

Believe me, after the first half year, she'd get used to the pay.

That figure you quote, is almost the same as the netpay (excluding housing upfront and other allwces) of second level in a new gen bank that most people believe is the best paying bank in Nigeria (though they aren't). And the staff live comfortably. So your sis shouldn't be bothered.

I still don't get how he died. How did he get engulfed in flames while driving?

I can cook. Omelettes are simple to prepare in so many ways.

You should learn. Quit whining.

Hmm... After fantasizing and dreaming about all the stuff they'd do at the end of the initiation, what do they get in return?

A gangrened phallus that would have to come off.
So sad.

texazzpete: Ok, quick question.

What exactly is the wisdom in buying this tablet for 36k when for an extra 5 - 10k you'll get a Nexus 7, running a much faster chipset, better screen and guaranteed updates from Google to the latest Android versions?

Nexus 7 does not have an expansion slot or a rear-facing camera. How does one take pictures?

Ogojohn: airtel is 4gb for 1500 in their one plus one package for 60 days unlimited blackberry package.

Explain. What's the subscription code?

suru45: Thank God O It is now browsing

How did you make it work?

Even when I subscribe for the MTN BBC and change my APN to blackberry.net it still doesn't connect and when it does, the speed is so slow to be practicable. I've never enjoyed MTN BIS on my android before. Why? Samsung G SII

SLIDE waxie: as if we don't knw fuckin arrogant set of muds called people!!!

When the whole world knws dt that is the only thing that drives violence into ur brain
Just try to say 'oil' in the east and u will hear them tell u, 'it is awa oyel' all the rest of the regions are parasites.

Dude, this same arrogance and self-deciet that pushes ojukwu to gather u go massacre indirectly, which made ur forefathers follow him enter abattoir, and which is making jonathan and you his blind supporters believe that the rest of the region dnt matter in elections, is the samething that is making u make that useless statement that u dnt depend on oil!!!

What else do u depend on? Red soil or sliding tackle?

Is that all?

In my humble opinion, I think it is a dangerous thing for a pastor to be discussed on the basis of his monetary net worth and the kind of dignitaries who visit him.

OP, you put him in a bad position.

yuzedo: HALTT! corektionn. world most view piture is Rita Dummynick badonkey. ohhhh my swerry i still love u. sorry four our small quarell.

Dude bro. Wat was you do when she giving Josef Monkey punany?!
And u ar doing noys of ya gbana manshun. Dude tink likes a mans and be a mans.
I hav not kolet that rob ish from my sweery Pie baby fire arromateec tombo durleen Nneka the sweery sapent.
She didn try any none sense with any Josef.

Dude I give uppppp!!!

Cleanman: see grade one mumu.....y'all can keep backing your excuses for buying a low~end phone....there is always a great difference.

Explain succintly what a low-end phone means.

LEvuls: TECHNO Vs SAMSUNG
is jus lyk Tahiti Vs Spain

OYO to you.

spongeback: Me personally I don't believe in all dem
Illuminati talk...mostly because I don't
understand it. But someone just drew my
attention to Chris Brown's 24th birthday cake.
The singer turned 24 on May 5th and that's the
cake he celebrated with.
It's a black and white checkered Egyptian
pyramid. Some say 'masonic symbols'. What do
you say?

I say he's a heavy coke snorter.

tolu_ernanes: By now, you all should already know I’m a huge fan of gadgets….and specifically android. Till last night, my perfect phone was the HTC One. Why not the Samsung Galaxy S4, you ask? Well, right from the very design of the phone, the HTC one already looks perfect while the S4, in spite of it’s really awesome specs….looks like just another Samsung phone. Sure, I understand wants to create a physically recognisable brand with their S series but c’mon! The HTC One is beautiful on the inside and out…

But it hit two snags for me tho when I checked out the full specs last night. For one (lolz) the HTC One packs one a 4MP camera! I was like; WHAT? It has become the norm for higher end phones in the region of the S3-S4, Xperia Z etc. to pack at least 8 MP of camera power. But the HTC one has just a 4MP camera. What’s up with that?

For two, I have some issues with the memory; it is un-expandable. Meaning, you can’t use a memory card on the HTC One. Sure, 32 GB is a heck of a lot of memory, but knowing myself, I can expend that 32 GB pretty quickly. Now I really wouldn’t like to find myself having to choose which to keep between this game and that video when i find myself running out of memory. Wouldn’t it be pretty cool to still be able to expand it even further?

Well, that’s it. Yeah, I know, just two flaws but they’re kind of important to me. Doesn’t mean I don’t love the HTC One any more, no. But I think if HTC has something bigger in the works, I hope they wouldn’t mind fixing these issues….
Still, if you offer me an HTC One, I would shower you with blessings!!!

http://tolusconvos.tk/2013/tolus-gadget-side/the-htc-one-isnt-quite-as-perfect-as-i-thought/

Egotistic post. No malice intended.

All I gained from reading this thread is that Ogugua: 1) Is Deltish
2) Has a sis whose been on NL since 2011. Or even earlier sef.
And I only got to know today.

rafhell: I thought her breasts are fake. Anyway they are nice enough to get my dick up and throbbing

Ermm... The vaseline is still in the cabinet where you left it.

In Khalifa's video 'Black and Yellow', the dude in the black shirt is wearing an inscription of Levay's (founder Church of satan) depiction of satan.

Afro connect: I love Amber,there is something magical about her that stirs me up.

Stirs you where?

I'm looking for yuzedo's contribution to the matter.