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Chai. Where is Yuzedo when you need him?

Travelling to France for an appendectomy... Hmmm... France to my knowledge, is a holiday spot. That's all I wish to say.

Uprightventures: Tipper and open back truck

Good deal for a lucky buyer
I have a 20tons MAN tipper( ten tyres) for sale
And a 15 tons ( Ten tyres) MAN truck open back , can be used to haul cement or carry container.


You are free to come with mechanic for inspection.

I will accept instalment payment
Terms and condition apply

Email - nostrodamus9210@yahoo.com
Phone - 08038636000

Sent you a mail at 9:05 pm.

Texas.Cowgirl:
They'll be treated with Biafran-style, no man's land

As in...?

babyosisi: H.E. Assam Ekanem Assam, (SAN), Ambassador Extraordinary and Plenipotentiory of the Federal Republic of Nigeria in the Russian Federation.

http://www.nigerianembassy.ru/


Ebelebe!!!
See title
He is using the money to rub pomade on his head

Hmmm!!! See black lips! Now which variety of extraordinary Igbo did this guy puff? I wonder if it's the Russian type or they shipped it from York Aba?

yuzedo: Ejiro Amu Eyi Ashawo Egwu!!!

Igbo Kwenu!!!!!!!!! Greatest Ibo Proverb EVER, yo!

Erm... Should I translate it for them?

Going through all the posts, there is no difference in ideology between what the posters have written and what the Boko people have been doing.

What you people are saying the Army should do to the Boko people are what the terrorists have been doing.

#Justanobservation. That's all.

lorretta u: I'm from mbaise pls.I agree some ppl have a way of charging high bride prices,not every family is like that.

Ole nga owu na Mbaise?

Babe is getting fat.
And why was she forming snake-in-the-monkey shadow in the first and second pics?

igbsam: And you call that ridiculous ? My friend got married to an owerri girl last year. He paid a bride price of N2.5million, after which, he bought the wedding materials for all the relatives, from the mother, to the father down to the uncles and aunties, the sisters and cousins including nephews. He was also give 2 family members to train in school and business. After 8months of the wedding.....the bride's father demanded for a car and the father specifically asked for a 2005 c-class Mercedes Benz Car which he borrow money to buy for him. The mother asked for some money to fill her shop with stocks which my friend is still finding it difficult to give her. Isn't this ridiculous ?

BLOODY LIAR!!! For them to have demanded all those, it must have been based on the impression he created about his financial status. Saying that he went and borrowed to buy a car for his father-in-law does not then add up. Your story does not hold water.

991: Somewhere called Ngwo in Enugu state, my friends in-laws told him to buy 75 crates of beer.
are they planning to open a beer parlor or what??

LOL. Nigerian Breweries have their Greenfield plant in Ngwo. Guess the indigenes in the area have gotten used to excess beer.

Did these guys wash their hands? That bread doesn't even look like a NAFDAC certified bread.

Dora and WHO are watching O.

Promhize: -S4 and samsung note II, are the best in the market right now!!

Undoubtedly. And not just the best in the market, but globally.

Apple has decided to convert it's R & D to Legal.
Damn shame.

Eyaa. She took the whole incident in good stride. Padded butt and all.

But was it the wooziness that made her ignore the structure of her tweets?

It's all cool sha.

Eyaa. She took the whole incident in good stride.

Navelone: For over a week now, the buzz in Nollywood was the alleged confession of one of the actresses, Camilla Mberekpe who sensationally confessed being a witch on live television. Though it came as a surprise that Mberekpe who made the confession on T. B Joshua’s , Emmanuel TV also confessed that she was responsible for her daughters dwindling career.

Where's the buzz?

Rolly83: @Ednut1,who gave u d right 2 upload my pix!......I can see u're damn crazy.....If i uploaded my girls pix coz im so proud of her,does dat give u d impetus to upload mine!

Congregation of Orangutans.

goisyath: The sultry actress is in high spirits ever since the good news was broken to her

Erm... No vex. I think there is something wrong with the grammar. You could ask Yuzedo sha. No oooffiense.

Eko Atlantic: so many illegal immigrants. Lagos passport should be considered.
Must everybody live in Lagos?!

You this dude and your posts... So predictable.

yuzedo: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH GORDDDD! REACH PEOPLE ARE SO FUNNING!!! Dis is the funnyest tin af sin and red on niaraland dis year! hahahahahaha!

i need to did dis wit my good frend alika dangoti wen i get home tonyt in my Banana ice land estate. i will poor duck soup & millet shampain on Mike Adunugu..


...... god, i need morny!

Hmm... Na wa O. I can't keep up .

yuzedo: Abeg free the pour girl ojare! He was founding toto, he have see more than toto.

Well, is time to drink my reach man morning juice. Ah, live is good! noborry stabbing my nyash bicos of toto, womens gimme free wen dey see my man shun and big jip.

Dude, bro I want to see pinshure of this ya man shun and beeg jip in baNanah eye lands. And you and bro Jensee wen hes come for show were you peoples are drinks beeg man juice.
Post pinshure now dude.
Cheers.

I think, if it was malice aforethought and she had planned to kill the guy, she wouldn't have reported the matter to the police.

Or maybe when she got home and told her mum what happened, the mum decided to involve the police.

They should just get a good lawyer and take the matter to court.

I fail to see how one would plan to kill another person, do the deed successfully in darkness and alone, and then go report the case to the police. I believe her tale.

Flaming faggit with a moustache and beard!

Bebetter: [size=18pt]My TECNO N7 turns heads whenever i bring it out and "swipe", "swipe"! "5 inch screen Anroid Ice-cream phone no joke! [/size]

Guy!!! I went to get it this morning and when I saw the screen size, the thing scared me O. If you put it in a pouch, people'd think it was a Galaxy Note II. Got it for my mum and I don't know how she'll handle it sef?
Phone looks craaazy!! China has really murdered the market.

Honestly, if I'd known about the phone earlier, I'd have bought 2 Tecno N7 instead of this SGSII.

musKeeto: If you don't understand spiritual things, why not ignore? Is it your keyboard or internet connection they use to type amen?

God works in mysterious ways. I know a man who typed amen on a post by Adeboye that was pasted on another group wall, and that evening someone called him and gave him 100000 USD... The person was a friend that he had lent some money during a rough period back in University. Because he typed AMEN, God remembered him..

So my bro, ednut abi na scotchegg, biko, leave us to type AMEN...

musKeeto, are you a christian?

Funny that so many people liked your post.

Clitorial.Dept.:
The real wise guys

No, they are not the wise guys. If yours is a picture of the gang members, then these guys are the "cashers". The mules who went from machine to machine, picking up the cash. They were not wise. They were loquacious dummies, else they wouldn't have exposed their faces to the ATM cameras. They wouldn't have had any pics taken of themselves close to any large pile of cash.

The true wise men were the hackers who accessed the payment switches and fowarded the PINS to the "cashers". They I'm sure, remained faceless and in the background, throughout the operations.

This heist I'm certain, would have been successful if not for the screw-ups of those monkeys you called the wise men.

Imanuelle: I enter danfo , another Babe enter , siddon near me ,

My blackberry curve 1 com ring, as I answer the call finish, the nnwa Baby come bring out her rubbish bold 5 wey dey hang,
as she dey try use her pinging oppress me, na so I jazz out my tecno, she come put film for her bold 5, as she dey watch , na so my nwa Baby come call me for my tecno n3, as I swipe to answer the call, I notice say the nwa Baby dey look my screen like film, for my screen, the phone write 'Tweety calling'calling' after the call, I come open my whatsapp to send my baby message , as I type 'how's na so my TouchPal add 'are you doing love? '

The nwa Baby surprise, she still compose, then I come open my ttpod, I purposely go select 'what makes a man' by westlife, as the song dey play, the lyrics come dey show, na so the Baby abandon her film dey follow me sing to my lyrics, I pretend like say, I no hear.

Na so I come open angry bird, , the Babe dey move her head like say na her head dey the catapult for the game,

After a while, I come open sybla TV to check match, as I watch small, I come tune to mbc 2, seriously , the Babe no know when she say 'hi'.
Her power just finish, her formings floor, as she say what phone is that , na so I tell her, tecno n3, just 13,500. Only wise people understand .

She come collect Bros number, the next day she call me to send apk for her!

Nna bros na voice u take type this post?

big-t:
The reason is that google have over the little time frame released 8 updates to their software (Cupcake, Donut, Éclair, Froyo, Gingerbread, Honeycomb, Ice Cream Sandwich and Jelly Bean) and the patches to compete with windows mobile are great.

Techno are no doubt making these toys cheap! Thumbs up for them!!!

Wow! I was never aware of the first three Android versions.

@ Topic, I want to buy the N7 but I can't find it in my current location. Any idea of where I can get it in Umuahia, Owerri or PH?

From my Yahoo ID. I'd tried several combos of Emeka but they'd been taken. So I then tried the exact opposite of my stature. It was vacant. Now u know.

Don't like adding digits to my usernames. Sounds corny.

Na wa o. I just went through the posts and saw that it was about Pry sch runs. Warrever!

Nemeka: 4) When I was in pri 3, we use to play at night around our house during moonlight. 1 day I took off wit a girl and we went inside a "caterpillar" tyre (meant for sale)and stared kissing and sucking. While i sucked the honeypot, she sucked my dick. Not knowing some 1 already went and told my dad, the next thing I saw was a flashlight on us. Nna! My body repented from evil after the encounter with salvation cane

Pry 3 and you children had already started acting 'blue film' eh kwa?! Oya common kneel down there, hands up, close ya eyes and open ya mouth osiso!!