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Dude, you've been living in the Eighties.

stephenponti: The guy might be very sure, though someone else i met on this forum gave me 5gig for 1000 naira if u need it search username jeffguru. Or send me mail i ll forward you his number stephenponti@yahoo.com or check his thread https://www.nairaland.com/1312515/new-airtel-magic-tweak-cheapest/10#16229301

DAMNNN!!!

3ace: Aaaarrgghh! Bankers! Why are you people like this? The banking industry is one of our problems when corruption is discussed. In as much as the bulk of the blame is on our greedy politicians, the bankers' connivance with them in perpetrating this act is unacceptable. Maybe the government should start clamping down on bankers who facilitate corruption. Please, you look responsible, act responsibly.

For your mind now you smart.

onye ego: The site engineer is very funny
But he's right though depending on the agreement reached by both companies,this is why insurance is very important.

This reminds me of a story where a man was about to collect money from a bank cashier when armed robbers entered d bank, he pushed the money back to d cashier, d cashier pushed the money back to him
They were arguing who the money belongs to until d armed robbers agreed to settle d matter by taking the money

LOL. Speaking about money, see ur username.

obadiah777: WELL DAYUMMM FRAUD ? MESSI ? WHO KNEW MESSI WAS A 419 MAN EH ?

Did you read this part of the article? "We have always fulfilled all our tax obligations, following the advices of our tax consultants who will take care of clarifying this situation."
Or you just felt compelled to hurriedely drop a comment?

saintandsinnerz: It's easy to sit on the comfort of your living rooms to criticize somebody's handiwork after all talk is cheap! If the song is crap go and make your own

I have my specialty. Not everyone is cut out for music. This is without prejudice to the DBanj song.

Regiblinkz: Hit the 'like' button if you're #Team TECNO

I eventually bought the Tecno Phantom F7 for my mum on Saturday and Lord knows that after going through the phone and pi.mping it up a bit, I almost decided to give her my Galaxy SII and take the Tecno instead. The only thing that held me back was the 16GB internal memory I enjoy with the Samsung as against the 4+1 GB on the Tecno.

That Tecno is a killer at the price it is going for! I am strongly being tempted to dump my BB and buy it. All in all, I'll just wait a few weeks to see if a crazier model will be released.

I've finally been convinced. TeamTecno all the way!! Well at least for the Smart Tecno phones sha.

Doubt if the transaction actually went through. Because of amount limit.

Lord have mercy! I feel like crying with him.

yuzedo: she ask four N500,000 and I dint hav local mony so I rimove one zerro and only giv d maga $50,000. well we brake up & now am looookin on NL four a new sweet babes

Bro, you answers maga. Why does yu not shows her ya banabana plantashun? Shes see the manshun and marries yu on kredeet with fri punny.
Truss me.

50calibre: Nigeria is a very weird place, economy is growing yet it isn't evident in the lives of the average Nigerians. Incomes aren't rising, prices aren't falling, people aren't getting richer, how the hell is the economy growing .

Not true. I know that I personally am getting richer.

Wow! Neat ride.

I strongly believe that the OP spouted off that bogus figure to create traffic to his site.

Shameful.

@ Gistyinka, where did you come about this news?

gistyinka: In early May, over 147 staff were sacked from Ecobank after they’re tagged as non-performing workers.

In another development, Diamond bank have fired 2000 staff over low patronage.

2000 staff out of how many in their entire workforce. Where did you come about that figure?

[quote author=Donalð Genes]impressive glowing signs of GEJ uncommon transformation.the man tried sha.[/quote]Explain please.

@ Topic, going by the analysis, how come Okomu is priced far higher than Presco? As at April ending, Okomu share price was more than 3 times the value of Presco. Even after Okomu was re-valued to half the former share price, it is still higher than Presco. Tuesday, it closed N47.25 against Presco's N30. Why? Investors do not see the fundamentals as Premium Times has analysed?

Capital market experts opinions are welcomed please.

Babe looks very Behind and posh to me. 'Without my heart' had me like her the more.

What songs are in the album?

@ Moderator, www.nairaland.com/1284797/mack-truck-tipper-r-model-quick

lanre2009: A top intelligence official, who declined to be named due to the sensitive nature of the issue, told Saturday PUNCH that US drones had been spying on Boko Haram bases in the forests and plains around Nigeria’s borders with Niger, Chad and Cameroon.

Forests at Nigeria's borders with Niger and Chad?
Hmm...

[quote author=$ammy]Gtbank has become sthg else under segun. Segun has always been a wicked person and was not able exhibit his wickedNess until now as the late tayo would not let him. The guys who were asked to go were sacked cuz they got a B in the just concluded appraisal . A B is not really a bad score but trust Segun na. Anyway it just goes out to say that there is no job security anymore in the country. Nobody is fighting for the rights of Nigerians and so people get away with all sort. I swear let the same GTEtry this rubbish in their Ghana subsidiary if their banking license is not revoked.[/quote]They sacked those who had a B?!

What would the mkters do?

SlyIg: Shewun has four given and four gotten yaur spam post and has onban u. U a now njoying in yaur banana eyesland mantion, iting talkie mit and drinking mowet shampain.

U haf allso four gotten dat we naw haf knew law n oda tu pholo in nairaland. Pholo it or get ban egen. Hour Oga Shewun will not four give u egen. Betar shenge or ...

Abasimbok eeee!

Nne your post just gave me Apollo now now.

Okija juju: The law says 'ALL IMO STATE GRADUATES'. So all graduates that are from IMO STATE are about to enjoy allowee from the No.1 oringo Governor of the East!

May God continually Bless Rochas Okorocha and his 350kg wife..

Very typical Anambra mentality.

Ever snobbish and disdainful as ever.

[quote author=babe_online]interesting. And its is indeed done in some parts of the world.[/quote]Why and how come does the UK govt pay unemployment benefits?

Hmmm... The president might as well declare the entire Northern region under a state of emergency.

ayobase: 16. IMO STATE (Eastern Heartbeat).....yeah right....Junior sister to Edo!

This wonderful state is named after the Imo River (Imo Mmiri). Its main tributaries are the Otamiri (a very important river in the state too)and the Njaba, Ulasi, Oramirukwa rivers. According to some, there is a deity (alusi) who owns the river (provides water for fishing, transport and agriculture) and there is a festival for the goddess between May and July during which it overflows its banks. Imo Mmiri is also considered a goddess of fertility and is particularly respected in the Ngwa and Mbaise communities. A bridge crosses the Imo River to connect Rivers State and Akwa Ibom. One of the biggest rivers in Igboland, it starts from the Okigwe/Awka uplands and runs for about 240 km before emptying into the Atlantic Ocean.

Point of correction.

Imo is the Eastern Heartland. Not heartbeat.

This pic has made me extremely thirsty.

It depends. Takes a lot to make me angry because I would usually employ logic to rationalize what is happening.

However, when I actually become angry, I'd just find somewhere quiet. Away from everybody. No talking and think up a way of getting back at the person. Simples.

Ummmm... So the current Oga on top of all the actors and actresses in Nigeria is an ex-con?

All these sanctimonious Oyibo people sef.

[quote author=Find Out!]It so happens that the owner of the company is already dead and cannot explain himself any further & possibly answer for his crimes. That said, why are "teething mixtures" even sold to the public? & why the heck are/were mothers buying teething mixtures for their babies? Does a baby need 'mixtures' before teeth can develop? I hope present mothers will learn that its not just anything you see on a chemist's shelf that you buy for your infant simply because you 'think' or 'feel' it will be useful to that child. Drug abuse in general should be avoided by all, but especially so where children are concerned. If you feel anything isn't right with your child, hospital straight! It's better to pay consultation fees just for the doctor to say "there's nothing wrong with him/her" than to spend that same money buying a potential poison for your child.[/quote]Bro, live by the principles of your username.

It is not that I am in support of the indicted company and their employees. Those group of drugs are meant to relieve the pain experienced by the babies during their teething period. Not to help them develop teeth.

@ Topic, were those drugs NAFDAC approved? If yes, then I believe they should have been joined as defendants in the case. For failing to discover that consumption of the mixture was lethal.

If the drugs were not approved, NAFDAC is still culpable. For failing in their duties of 'Safeguarding the Health of the Nation'. That mixture was publicly sold over the counter and could have even been bought by a little girl sent by her mum on the errand.

So wherein does the safety enforcement and protection from NAFDAC lie?

SON conducts mandatory inspection of manufacturing plants and industries on occasions. How does NAFDAC being a public health regulator ensure that the drugs obtained by the public (in pharmacies, chemists and dispensary) are safe for use?

Do they simply wait for the manufacturer, importer or distributor agent to come and register the drug with them first (to operate on the side of the law)? I just hope that is not the case. And that this 'My Pikin' incident was an isolated case of a drug that escaped their supervision.

I still think the Office of the Public defender should have joined NAFDAC as defendants in the suit.

A govt agency can be sued in a case of criminal negligence. Can't it?

I've never done that. Never plan to. Disgusting habit.

You might as well lick your ear wax. Or snot.

So what's with this topic that was put on the FP just yesterday?
www.nairaland.com/1292924/nigeria-among-worlds-most-racist

Honda BabyBoy was the Honda Tyrese used in picking his baby mama in the movie 'Baby Boy'.

Honda EOD: Came from the newspaper advert. I can't recall the dealers (probably Dana Motors, but I may be mistaken). Under the pics of the car, they just reeled out features of the vehicle and ended the litany with 'End of Discussion'. The name stuck permanently.

Two years later, the 2006 model landed and they started the advert with 'Discussion Continues'. Badt advert.

Toyota Camry '98, a.k.a Pencil light. Cos the back lights are long and slim.

The next model a.k.a wider light. You should know the reason.

2003 - 2005 Toyota Camry a.k.a Big for nothing. The dashboard is disappointingly spartan. The legroom is ginormous and I heard that the boot can comfortably contain a fully grown cow. Kidding.

I don't know why there is the vehicle known as 'Evil Spirit'. Probably because of the head lamps that look like a diabolical pair of menacing eyes, ready to cast their evil spell on any poor soul who dares ventures across their path when the car is in motion.

There's the Volkswagen 'Beetle'. I think it's known as the 'Bug' in the U.S.