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Throughout my JS 2 and 3, I prefered going through the window rather than the door. And I carried my books under my shirt. I always liked running and trying to jump through the window without touching it. One day I just ran into one class like that and headed straight to do my 'Batman through the window' stunt. I didnt jump high enough. Na so I just land with my tummy on the window ledge. Jisos! If it had been in my own class, I'd have managed the laughter and the yabis. But this happened in enemy territory After recovering the fall, I still completed the jump sha. Gats to maintain my rep.

Another time I was in another class and the teacher came in. As I made to leave, the teacher saw the books under my shirt and thought I was a dodger. I told him I was not a member of that class. For where?! Guy refused. Wanted to bulala me even. I didnt know what to say again. Till other people then bailed me out.

Behind our class in JS 2 then, there was this tap without a head. Just a pipe sticking out of the ground. One day my guy just excitedly called me thar I should come and see. I went. He blew hard into the pipe and the pressure forced water to spurt out of the pipe. Ha! See experiment! From that day, anytime I was thirsty and didnt want to go far to drink water, I'd just go behind the class and blow for my drink. The water was even coloured like Fanta and tasted a bit sweet. One day I went there to do the usual. As I blew into the pipe, I just set my mouth. What I got instead was a mouthful of water and ANTS! Ahhh! I never went there again.

It was in that same school that my school-father met me one night and asked if I was hungry. I said yes and he took me to the empty dining-hall. No lights. And gave me a BUCKET of soaked garri to drink. No sugar. No milk. Just garri and kuli-kuli. He tried for me sha. Miss him now.

It was also in that same school that I lost my iron bucket for about 2 weeks. I could hardly recognise it. They had converted the poor thing into a kettle to cook water for morning bathing. Not even on kitchen stove at least! Firewood!! Well another person had to lose his own bucket as sacrifice for my loss.

Many many things happened in Sec sch sha. One of those nightmares we pass through in the name of boarding school education. God punish devil.

yuzedo: Op, bro, who even gaved u visa sef! U can lie?! U tink is gana u wanna go abi? USA can't gave u visa easily, truss me bro, better hide inside erroplain luggage! Cheers! [

You this demon!

Now that's the true form of the Women's WWE!

P.S As regards her hair, all I see is the fakest form of fakeness that can ever be faked in the whole of China.

whitedove: Hill told the judge she lives "very modestly" considering how much money her music -- she has sold 16 million records -- earned for other people.

"Someone did the math, and it came to around $600 million," she said. "And I sit here before you trying to figure out how to pay a tax debt? If that's not like enough to slavery, I don't know."

"This wasn't a life of jet-setting glamour," she said. "This was a life of sacrifice with very little time for myself and my children."

Chai! I believe her on that. Being a single mother and all.

It's soo unfair.
All these Illuminati people sef.

What'll happen to her kids now?

What did you plan to do with the carton? Blow birthday balloons?

Dude, it's not just about ptivacy. Your degree of maturity and ability to make decisions are also at stake here. You will move out of your parents' home one day. Whether you like it or not and you are already overdue for that.

I left home for NYSC at 21 and except for the few months I spent when I came back, I don't know what else would have warranted me having to go stay back at my parents place.

You have to grow up. Your question is extremely absurd. No offence meant.

touche: @op. It's really a sticky situation. My advice is that you act not based on emotions but logical reasoning. There's no guarantee that the next girl you find won't cheat on you. You stated that girls you have dated in the past also cheated on you so you need to step your game up.
Take the following steps:

1. Forgive her truly, be honest with yourself. 2. Arrange for a meeting with her in a public place (so she will be less tempted to throw tantrums). Tell her that you have forgiven her but you would like to call off the engagement for now. Revert back to just dating her for a probationary period of 6 months.
3. Since you mentioned that you are a programmer, I'd assume that you are tech savvy. Covertly install phone monitoring software on her blackberry (you can buy online).
4. During this period, act like you still love her, be nice, conceal your intentions. Play the sucker, seem or act dumber than your target. Give her a lot of freedom, suggest she spends more time with her friends and I'd advise you do same.

5. Monitor her calls, Facebook, Twitter and BBM conversations (GPS tracking can also be enabled if need be) for this period of 6 months.

Brace yourself for 2 likely outcomes:

a. She will continue to cheat on you.

b. She will truly repent.

Based on the outcome, decide whether to marry her or terminate the relationship.

Best of luck bro.

Don't make me call you something unpalatable O.
OP told you that she had deleted the guy from her BBM and still went ahead to re-add him. What would you be monitoring her FB and BBM for again? See, even GPS. You might as well implant one under her skin.
Go and buy tracker after the car has been stolen. Learner!

Osama10: OP dump that girl very fast & if you marry her out of pity your REGRET will know no bounds.

I agree 110%.

@ OP, I'm curious to know what qualities you had set as criteria, that she got up to 70%.

Dude, yes I agree that by our human nature, we are not perfect and should make some allowance for such shortcomings in our partners. However, I think you took your allowance to far. Too far.

You got confirmation that she slept with the other guy for goodness sakes! And she was still in touch with the guy after giving you the impression that she'd severed ties.

This is how I see it. You are the boyfriend. Who provides emotional support, companionship and all the other rubbish things boyfriends are supposed to do. She also keeps another guy on the side, who supplements her financial needs. And some other extra excitements. But not for free.

Define exactly what you want in a relationship. Choose where you stand. And cut this crap about all girls being cheats. It is not true.

Silly topic. She might even end up far worse than Lindsey Lohan. Same track but a much faster speed and parents who seem to egg her on.

What happened? Is he epileptic?

I decided to refrain from talking anyhow. So given the item in question, I'm supposed to say "no comment".

But considering her age and alleged number of children she has mothered, lady is very ok. And I don't see anything wrong with her ... erm... tipsy.

It's just the dress.

Is she pregnant?

SlyIg: Picture of a nairalander with her poppy!

Nice bobby.
Erm... sorry... Nice boppy.

From i-Reportsng:

'In our earlier postings, we had reported that “Weeks of underground investigations by ireports-ng.com have however revealed more shocking details about Adoke’s secret bank accounts in the nation’s federal capital territory, Abuja. One of such is an account number 002228052782 at a branch of First City Monument Bank located at Plot 252 Herbert Macaulay Way, Central Area Abuja. In the account is a stunning sum of $16 million US dollars.

Further investigations revealed that Adoke is keeping yet another $24 million US dollars in account number 041152000428 with Diamond Bank located at Plot 117 Adetokunbo Ademola Street, Wuse 2 while another 5.3 million Great Britain Pounds is also kept in the same account with Diamond Bank.

As if that was not enough, ireports-ng.com also revealed that Nigeria’s Justice Minister operates another secret account with the Ahmadu Bello Way branch of Zenith Bank, Abuja where a whooping sum of N6.2 billion is being kept.” '

http://ireports-ng.com/2012/01/22/nigerias-attorney-general-bello-adokes-mansions-in-london-dubai-uncovered-sends-security-agents-after-ireports-ng-com-editors/

Hmmm... These bankers have really goofed. When the chips are down, Adoke might even turn around to sue the banks for breach of fiduciary trust, if the allegations are true.

I guess those are more reasons why these looters prefer Swiss and Cayman Island bank accounts.

But what does one plan to do with all these money bikonu?

Is he an atheist?

RiKKies001: In his last interview, he said it's crazy for any investor to build a refinery in Nigeria. He also said he will do it but it's risky. Now he's risking $4.25 billion.

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If I abuse you now, it will seem as if I'm being wicked. You make a blatant accusation and instead of quoting a link to support your claim, you post a link to your advert. Are you ok?

Show me where Dangote said it'll be crazy for an investor to build a refinery.

And Olamide went and signed with DBanj

And Olamide went and signed with DBanj And Olamide went and signed with DBanj

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You deserve to be kidnapped and something done to scar you for life.
What's funny about your post?

REALITY101: Things I noticed... She no fine, sweaty armpit big fat belle.

Sorry, Paul that's so not classy

Ummm... Stuff happens. See last bar of Snoop Dogg's first verse in Akon's 'I wanna F..k you'.
Sometimes people don't discriminate.
Like I said, stuff happens.

Hycinth...
As in that aquatic menace? Ehhh if it clogs my speedboat propellers or waterways, why shouldn't I hit it out?

Hit Tuface kwa? For what kwanu? Did he come near my gyefreind? Does I looking like a husband-batterer?

Unu ga a dikwa kiaful! Nonsense.

Freiburger: I noticed that most of the one on one attacks these days, are all coming from the ladies, whats going on?

A looming shortage of weiners.

Thugnificent: Eminem and Timaya, Drake and Olamide.......Add yours.......

Are you drunk?!!!
Pair Eminem with M.I feat Ice Prince Zamani.
Bez abi Praize and John Legend.

Ok. I see a picture of a musician and fan posing together in a photo obviously snapped by the lady. I hope the pic was not attached as proof to insunuate that the posee was responsible for the poser's pregnancy.

Instead of all these unnecessary publicity, it would be far wiser for the girl's family to have a sit-down with the man (it is unfortunate that the twins' mum is no more). If he is disputing paternity of the child, a simple DNA test would suffice. Clear his name and move on with his life.

Out of all the 7(?) children born to his name, I never heard of Tuface being involved in this kind of paternity dispute issues.

I had a crush on her after I saw 'Ada Mbano'.

With or without make-up, she looks dangerously pretty.

For now, she is my most pretty Nollywood actress.

Queen Nwokoye.

Where's she from sef?

Nigeria sang before SA? Warraheck?!

Whether Jonah swollah the Teelapea or the teelapea swollah Jonah is not revelant.

All we know is that there was a swollah!

Cheers!!!

yuzedo: Saw the title and assumed it was one of these overzealous, "charging" pastors trying to prove a point to his followers, sorta like what went down in Umuofia (Things Fall Apart), but the way this man put the story, he might be the one wronged, though i don't completely believe his account. This account might just be to garner public sympathy when in reality he might have been boasting and proving strong-head instead of fulfilling traditional rites that predate him.

Certain snakes are not killed because i'm sure preservation was infused in tradition simply to ensure their specie do not go extinct.

If you can't observe a community's laws, move the FUCKKK out. Cos i'm sure if they asked him to pay fine in America, he'll be agile about it. If they brutalized him for securing his family however, then it is most unfortunate.

Dude! Where's your grammar?

It's common-sense. You've been using all the lines for a while now and they tell you that you can now patronize any network service provider while still retaining your original GSM number.

We are already familiar with our various networks of choice (and reasons for choosing them) and the problems experienced with other networks. So I don't think the adverts (comical or not) exert much power in swaying users' choice.

Brings me to another issues I've been pondering. What power really, do these celebrities have in shifting user opinions when they do these brand/product endorsements?

Did you start using MTN Pulse because Davido advised so?

Glo Double Recharge Promo: was it really because of PSquare that you subscribed to the service offer?

Talk true.

Acidosis: the first is??

Serial chyker.

PDPwayoo: I want to register for ur party

Don't worry. We would hold the congress very soon.