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Idowuogbo: Kilode? African shakira! Mama ur hips don't lie... Hawt!!!!

Babe, does yhu gats blue eyes? No offence.

ROSYL: One word with an exclamation mark..Fat!

Chai. When I saw the skinny, hip-less jeans, I understood your pains.
No hard feelings. I prefer humps to bones. Erryday!

church Agbasa: Coming to America
Sound of Music
The good, the bad and the ugly(I love the character Tukur{Ugly} in this movie)

You read my mind. But instead of your 3rd movie, I prefer 'The Devil's Advocate', The Matrix and Matrix Reloaded.

I foresee a day when www.nairaland.com would be shutdown for propagation of falsehood and dissemination of misleading facts in matters under police investigation.

Keep it up if you think it won't happen.

Blackteeth: I would like those who had a 2-2 or 3rd class and are presently successful to tell us how they emerged successful despite the disadvantage, so to encourage those who have lost hope cos of the poor result they had.

Don't fully understand what you mean by successful.

[quote author=oche_ejemb]You should be ashamed of yourself for this post[/quote]Explain

Justiyke4u: You can get as much as 6GB Data for N3000 only on Airtel with validity of 90 days.
The following table gives you all the plans for the Airtel Unlimited Blackberry Plans with their
respective USSD Codes.
Use the one that is applicable to your need.

Blackberry UNLIMITED
2 IN 1 OFFER
3 months 90 days N3000 *440*016# BBUM3 to 440 6GB
3 weeks 3 weeks N1050 *440*017# BBUW3to 440 1260MB
3 days 3 days (72 hours) N200 *440*018# BBUD3 to 440 246MB

The 4GB package is actually not a straight one but for those who have subscribed for N1500 bis previously and all u need to do is to dial *440*161#. So if u av subscribed for the 1500 bis previously then u are eligible for this 1+1 package

Thanks bro!
Airtel toh badt!

Wow! Extremely intense!

What is Onlyla?

I'd have yabbed you now for going to Shoprite to buy just pure water, a coke and puff-puff.

I agree with most of the processes outlined there. But there are poster-level applications which do data encryption at periodic intervals. Not teller apps though.

I envy people who possess this Nish Bhalla's skills.

nenergy: Hmmm, NIGERIA MUST SUCCEED O! I used to believe that my personal success wasn't dependent on the success of Nigeria. But the tanker explosion at Ajah (Lagos) this morning, woke me up from my delusion. The scene was like something from the movie 2012. People running helter-skelter, traders abandoning their wares and a massive bellow of fire raising to the sky. For 15 minutes my life was disrupted. I forgot about work, my book project and even the plans i have for my July salary. When calm return and my life began to piece itself together, i thought to myself; "If i'm to have peace, Nigeria must have peace. If i'm to succeed, Nigeria must succeed." I pray, may the peace of God reign in Nigeria. May those who have sworn to trouble Nigeria be troubled till they abandon their devilish campaign. May God guide our leaders right and help them lead us to the promise land. Amen! Long live the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

The errors are overwhelming.
Sorry.

"Confessions of first female cadets"
To think I was expecting to read something unusual and hitherto uncommon knowledge.
Hmm...

sure way: The guy dey fast...

LOL

"African Queen" Tuface Idibia

Yeah, yeah, you are my african queen, oooh lord, oooh lord

Just like the sun, lights up the earth, you light up my life
The only one, I've ever seen with a smile so bright
And just yesterday, you came around my way
And changed my whole scenery with your astonishing beauty

Ah, you coulda make a brother sing,
You ordinary thing, a supernatural being,

I know you are just brighter than the moon
Brighter than the star, I love you just the way you are.

And you are my African Queen, the girl of my dreams.
You take me where I've never been
You make my heart go ting-a-ling-a-ling, oh ahh
You are my African Queen, the girl of my dreams
And you remind me of a thing
And that is the African beauty yahhh

Yahh oooo you are my african queen, oh lord, oo lord hmm
Out of a million you stand as one
The outstanding one
I look into your eyes, girl what I see is paradise,

Yeah you captivated my soul, now everyday I want you more o o oo
How can I deny this feeling I'm feeling inside
Ey oh no one can never take your place,
Can never take your space,
Thats a fact I cannot erase

And you, you are the one that makes me smile
Make me float like a boat upon the nile.

Oooo ooooo yaahhh yahhh oooo

You are my african queen and I know, oh yes I know hhn
You are my african queen and I know, see I know
See I know what I am feeling in my heart and in my soul
Oh I know that it is love
And I know that this love was surely sent from up above
Cause you're the only one I think of

You are my african queen
And I know that this means that you're the only one that I will serve
I'll give you my heart, my love, my body and my money
Every other thing you think of
Who could think of anything better than you
Who could think of ever hurting you

Sacrifice my all, I'll give it all to you
Cause you ar my african queen
For REAL

So black, so beautiful
I love you, I love you, I love you, munyemo, I love you, I love you, I love
You, munyemo, I love you, I love you, ooohhh yeah, my African Queen, I
Love you, I love you



"Lollipop" Lil Wayne
(feat. Static Major)

Ow... Uh huh Young Mula Baby
I say he so sweet make her wanna lick the wrapper
So I let her lick the wrapper

She lick me like a lollipop [x4]

[Chorus 1 (x2):]
Shawty wanna thug
Bottles in the club
Shawty wanna hump
You know I like to touch your lovely lady lumps

[Verse 1: Lil Wayne]
OK, little mama had a swag like mine
She even wear her hair down her back like mine
I make her feel right when it's wrong like lying
Man, she ain't never had a love like mine
And man I ain't never seen an ass like hers
And that pussy in my mouth had me loss for words
Told her back it up like erp erp
And I made that ass jump like jerk, jerk
And that's when she lick me like a lollipop (oh yeah I like that)
she lick me like a lollipop (I like that)
she lick me like a lollipop (I like that)
she lick me like a lollipop

[Chorus 1]

[Chorus 2:]
Shawty wanna thug (oh yeah I like that)
Bottles in the club (oh yeah I like that)
Shawty wanna hump
You know I like to touch your lovely lady lumps

[Static Major:]
OK after you back it up and stop
Drop it shawty drop it like it's hot
Oh, drop it like it's hot
Do it shawty don't stop

[Verse 2: Lil Wayne]
Shawty said the nigga that she with ain't shit
Shawty said the nigga that she with ain't this
Shawty said the nigga that she with can't hit
But shawty I'm a hit it hit it like I can't miss
And he can't do this
And he doesn't do that

Shawty need a a refund, need a bring that nigga back
Just like a refund I make her bring that ass back
And she bring that ass back
Because I like that

[Chorus 2]

she lick me like a lollipop [x3]
So I let her lick the wrapper
Like a lollipop

[x4]
Call me so I can make it juicy for you
Call me so I can get it juicy for you

[Chorus 1]

I get her on top she drop it like it hot
And when I'm at the bottom she Hillary Rodham
The middle of the bed
Giving getting head, giving getting head, giving getting head

I said mhm... I like that
Said u. I like that
I said mhm... I like that
Mhmm

Call me so I can come and do it for your
Call me so I can come and prove it for your
Call me so I can make it juicy for you
Call me so I can get it juicy for you

Shawty wanna lick me like a lollipop
she lick me like a lollipop
She said he's so sweet
Makes her Wanna lick the wrapper
So I let her lick the wrapper

All lyrics culled from azlyrics.com

shymexx: Ridiculous!!

I'm not really a fan of naija music but this is utterly ridiculous.

How about compare the ratchetness of Juicy J, Pitbull, Trinidad James, 2chains et al to naija artists?

Compare like for like, mate!!

- Nneka to Beyonce.


- Asa to Kelly Rowland etc.

Dont mind the mumu posters.

They didn't see Dare Art Alade, Tuface, Asa, (lemme stretch it a bit) even Sade Adu to compare with their so called song writers.

Why evils?!

horlajide: This story is a small one!

i always find a black mamba in my pants every dawn yet i don't announce it

Atink?

Joblessness at its peak.

[quote author=Subomi-luv]I have come to a realisation that it would be best to marry a white man. Ever since i was younger i always felt this attraction to white men, there is just something so sexy and a lil taboo abt white men that i just cannot get out of my system. But its not only physically but mentally too.

White men do not have the same complexes and villager mentality as some of the blk men do. They really know how to make a women feel special and carry their weight around such as helping the lady with chores lovingly, just the way they are also on top of the corporate ladder.

The Alpha males. They strive to be the best and they uplift you and empower you instead of insulting and accussing you of feminism. I was watching a youtube video of britpopprinces with her white husband and the way this guy is damn no blk man would do the same as he does.

Even white men do not have any mishaps abt blk women wearing weaves or being darker or lighter. They see you for yourself. I guess in the past i was shy to admit it. Scared what would ppl say or think. Scared of the stares etc. So i have missed out on some good white guys in the past because of this plus i thought that all just want blk women for one thing. But things are changing, ppl are different.

Dnt judge a person based on hearsay and stereotypes. So women this is now 21st century. Do what you need to do. Date who you want whether white, asian, black, nigerian or non-nigerian. You have only one life to live and be with someone who will make you happy and fit your personality. I love white men and i cannot lie.[/quote]If it's not sarcasm dipped in inferiority complex, then I don't know what it is. Probably the dumbest thread I've yet to come across on NL.

When you have actual paedophiles sitting in the senate, then something is abominably wrong with this contraption called Nigeria.

Their eyes are too red.
They should stay off makeup for a while. A year at least.

Justiyke4u: You can get as much as 6GB Data for N3000 only on Airtel with validity of 90 days.
The following table gives you all the plans for the Airtel Unlimited Blackberry Plans with their
respective USSD Codes.
Use the one that is applicable to your need.

Blackberry UNLIMITED
2 IN 1 OFFER
3 months 90 days N3000 *440*016# BBUM3 to 440 6GB
3 weeks 3 weeks N1050 *440*017# BBUW3to 440 1260MB
3 days 3 days (72 hours) N200 *440*018# BBUD3 to 440 246MB

Where did you get this info from. Need to be sure BBUM3 gives 6GB data.

They do their half-yearly appraisal and announce it via the press. Very funny.

I thought the active agent for treatment of pimples ought to be anti-bacterial. Is seemen antibacterial?

Lysozyme?

Then I suggest it shld not be limited to just pimples. You can apply it to ur eyes if you have apollo. Or even bathe with it a la measles tins.

LOL. Funny article.

Dudes talking crap and trying to justify Nigeria's position on the chart, don't know nada about current global events.

At 27, I was still a virgin and a dude at that. Kini big deal?

Billionaires: https://thenetng.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Dame-Patience-Goodluck.jpg

Every great woman, pushes her husband to success! Dame Patience Ebele Jonathan, thanks immensely for influencing our greatest President in the History of Nigeria to take this noble cause. We, the Patriots, hereby thank you for taking care of our President and to God Almighty for creating a woman just like you.

You are Patience personified, Woman glorified and Mother Exemplified.

WE LOVE YOU.

Really?

GEJ was first a deputy governor before Alamieseigha misbehaved, was impeached and Jonathan made the governor. Yar'adua picked him as VP, died and GEJ now became president.

Are you trying to say something?

Reminds me of a wedding mass that was held about 3 weeks ago and shown on AIT. They had already gone half-way into the mass when the woman came in with her party, failed to recognize that she was late and the mass was going on but began to go about greeting all and sundry, as if she was at a party rally.

I'm just tired of the woman and her juvenile misdemeanours.

So sad.

Hmm... I can only imagine. Staring at a cake and having a boner. Bon.er! Dammit! What are the odds?

Lilimax: Those who were wrapped up lost around 2lb in sweat – and their brain tissue had shrunk away from their skulls.

Just 90 minutes of steady sweating can shrink the brain as much as a year of ageing.

Lord have mercy! I refuse to believe that!