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9jaflaver:
Yemi Alade Strikes A Lovely Pose With 9jaflaver D.O.C As She Celebrates Her Birthday....

yemi alade shared this photo on instagram not long ago, she took in South Africa, as she hanged out with the director of content 9jaflaver...

Caption:-
yemialade Channeling my inner modella with my SA boyfriend

Happy birthday yemi alade

Source:- https://www.instagram.com/p/BC4qCz1Av0l/?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C9479557248

Dah niccur gay!

northvietnam:
Nonsense. Rochas abeg visit shoprite Enugu.

Even Roban stores Enugu owned by an individual is better than this


.

Please b4 u quote me and talk trash, visit shoprite Mall Enugu
And Roban stores Enugu then finally visit the rochas Mall.

Were they comparing before?

DaBullIT:
Again

the news said , Son of a former minister of finance


But they said they won't name the son


Abeg, when you sabi the minister name , you no go sabi him pikin ?


Hidden clues in Nigerian Journalism

Wikipedia I hail thee






Adamu Ciroma 1999–2003

Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala 2003–2006

Nnenadi Usman 2006–2007

Shamsuddeen Usman 2007–2009

Mansur Mukhtar 2009–2010

Olusegun Olutoyin Aganga 2010– June, 2011

Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala July 2011–May 2015

Kemi Adeosun 11 November 2015–present

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Your myopia is legendary. So if I say 'former President' only one personality comes to your mind right?

The quote below is an excerpt from that newspaper article:

Salisu Umaru said he did not know what the minister’s son used the cash for. The former minister and [b]his[/b]son were not named “so as not to jeopardise the investigation”. The cash is believed to be part of the $2.1 billion “phoney” arms deals funds.

Let me help you out. The former minister is a male.

Otile.

ABSU produces the worst set of doctors I know about.

The good consultants at FMC Umuahia attest to that.

MrOmoyemi:
I was after a bank job, which later failed nd a helper link me with another bank job, while i was struggling to get the job, GOD sent to me somebody who is willing to know me to me-somebody from my village, he happen to be one of the two pple interviewing me. Halleluyah!!! Believe in GOD...He is more than able!

No offence intended but this is what you've just described.

byrron:
Is the word "STORM" a mandatory word to use in
reporting all manner of news/craps in Nigeria?

Efcc storms ......
Dss storms........
Buhari storms ........
Okon storms ........

Even rain sef.

Rain storms Onikan stadium. Ends match halfway.

This Buhari sef.

Bevista:
TBH, I am now convinced beyond reasonable doubt that Nigeria's problems is beyond leadership, but a societal one. Are we just intellectually deficient or chronically prejudiced.
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This was an interview where the Minister was specifically asked about the exchange rate situation. He tried to explain the factors that influence the rate making reference to oil price. He simply said the SITUATION (exchange rate) was beyond the president since he does not control oil price. He never said the ECONOMY was beyond the President’s control as misrepresented by the media.
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How the media gets away with such mischief is beyond me. Worse still is the fact that 80% of readers do not even notice this distortion of facts. These are people that will later assume leadership positions. With such shallowness among citizens, the future is even more uncertain.

You lie. Go back and read that interview excerpt again. I did.

She should have kept a low profile but she didn't. She didn't. Even going as far as presiding over AGN.

And just last week at the AMVCA after-party, she looked smashed. Later now she'll say she wasn't drunk.

I'm not feeling any sympathy for her. Don't know why.

Had just finished NYSC. Heard they were recruiting. Went and applied on their site online. I didn't show much interest in applying to that company cos I had my sights on three others. The cyber café timer even logged me out immediately I clicked submit on the company job site and I didn't bother buying additional time to see if the application had submitted successfully.

Got an invitation 6 months later for an aptitude test and after 3 interviews, got hired. Currently in my 8th year now. But I'm thinking of moving sha.
Still need some polishings to do. I

The hanging looks post-morterm to me.

ChappyChase:
Source!
*modified*
I can bet my left balls that, that boy ain't no drug pusher, he just one of those "smart" nigerian who will rather stay in a prison outside nigeria instead of coming back to nigeria to suffer this scam APC call change!!!!
See the way the guy is smiling, for him mind he don cheat bubu scam government!
Well, I won't mind going to switzerland to go enjoy my prison vacation while I wait for this Government to leave office abeg any body fit help me with the connection!

Nna, Coco na Thai bu kwa onwu by firing squad O.

EnigmaticEnigma:
omg, dead

i was actually rapping along, freaking hilarious

The blame games were overwhelmingly inspiring.

They've blamed NNPC, blamed pipelines, blamed the petroleum workers, oil workers, palm wine tappers, including the old mama on the street. I find it extremely shocking that GEJ wasn't blamed here.

Blamocracy is all I see. Govt of the blamers, by the blamers and for the blamers.

In the words of DJ Khaled,

All they do is blame, blame, blame no matter what/
Got blaming on their minds/
They can never give it up/
Cos everytime Lai steps up in the building/
Everybody's ears go up!
And the blames fly/
And the lies fly/
And they stay there/
Up down up down up down/
Cos all they do is blame! Blame! Blame!
Got blaming on they minds/
They can never give it up and they stay there!!!

Keep it up.

Chief Lai has now discovered that he can't utter a word without involuntarily including one false blame or the other, hence this unusual decision to issue this flimsy excuses through an assistant. Power has now changed hands. Likewise the title ownership of the Clueless Commander of the Federal Republic CCFR.

fulanimafia:
A crime stopper par excellence.

By the way why is everyone suddenly quiet about the 3 kidnapped innocent girls for ransom (leading to possible DEATH if unpaid)?

Is it because they were kidnapped by a southerner Pastor and not a northern Yinusa?

Shameless hypocrites. Thank God for CSP Kyari who cracked the case and rescued the 3 kidnapped innocent girls from their Pastor abductor.

My friend go and mind your cows.

fulanimafia:
The crash in oil price dealt a huge blow to the economies of oil producing countries, so much that even Saudi Arabia with a more diversified economy is seeking external relief from its aftermath, talk more of a country like Nigeria that's almost totally dependent on oil revenue.

However the sad and unfortunate truth is that Nigeria had a chance to save for the rainy day when oil sold for over $130 per barrel under the ineffectual buffoon Jonathan, who looted and wasted it on ogogoro and his failed re-election bid, while opening the barn for the rest of his goats to have their fill. Imagine, S/Arabia had $640 Billion in their own reserves as as October 2015.

Of course the wailers and iPod 'yoots' will always ignore this glaring fact and instead prefer to vent their frustration on PMB whenever he mentions borrowing to fund our deficits.

God bless President Buhari as he continues to clean up the mess of their defeated hero.

You are a Fulani so it's expected that you would defend your kin.

Meanwhile what's your response to the sacrilegious massacre committed at Agatu?

merrywheels:
Ok. You brake when tire bursts It will somersault. You don't brake it still somersaults. Reports say the rear tire went off in a burst and the vehicle somersaulted. Do you know that this vehicle has tire pressure indicator on the dash? . If the driver was professional enough then he shouldn't be on such speed. But I seriously doubt this accident occured as a result of tyre puncture.Look at d monumental damage. It smells of inexperience

Eye witness say the Tyre burst.

anichizara:
do i have any hope in getting back my money

His account, which bank?

Kai!

I looked at Ini Edo's chest and got depressed ever since.

IVORY2009:
Englisch professore'

Oya turn ya bum bum. You must collect 5 strokes of koboko. Kia Kia.

Funminicrown:
Drop her and make her friend your latest fiancee since she's also a new catch.
Tell her you need a helpmate not a liability, if she queries your decision.

Who knows?

Maybe the fiancee's friend was even advertising her availability. She might even be waiting for Oga's call as we speak.

These women can be too clever.

IVORY2009:
There is a popular saying "Never judge a book by its cover" but this one, have to be judged by its cover...

Even you too?!

Oya let the attacks begin!

PiperAlpha:
Where are the Coward IPod thugs that have been calling Yoruba names? What are you doing about this? This is the only one we've heard about. There are many other ibo minors that have been kidnapped by the Abokis. IPod fools, proove your bravery.
These ipodfools cannot but cry more than the bereaved. Fulani herdsmen have been having a field day on their farmlands, raping their mothers and sisters. So many iPod protesters have died, yet they did nothing to defend them. They are just cry babies who only specialize in issuing lame ultimatums and beckoning on western countries to come save their silly ass from being wiped by the Fulanis. There are a lot of videos on iPod massacres on youTube and their fellow iPod thugs crying to ICC and US. Their braggadocio and chest beating beat my imagination. IPodians are just a Bunch of online warriors.

What's IPod? Never knew Apple had thugs

CCsurplus007:
hmmm Emir Sanusi.. All those formalities were just to save face I knew it. If the Emir had wanted that girl in bayelsa she would have been there for long. you wrote a letter for her to be released but you could not ensure and do a follow up to see that a 14 year old girl is reunited with her parents . since Agust 2015 you were indifferent , carefree and lacakadiasical.. . . very shameful

The father of Ese, Mr. Charles Oruru, has indicted the Emir of Kano, Mallam Muhammadu Sanusi II, in his daughter’s travail.Oruru, in an interview with Raypower FM, which was monitored by our correspondent on Tuesday, said Sanusi deserved no credit in the eventual release of Ese “as he only bowed to pressure.

Be objective.

Sanusi never ever wrote for the girl's release.

Clerverly:
I Pity Wike...

IPOB Youths Will Soon Cheer Him To His Grave:

1. They Did That To Jonathan

2. They Did That To Rev. KinG

3. They Did That To Oliseh Metuh

4. They Did That To Nnamdi Kanu

5. They Did That To Dasuki...

6. They Did That To Jimi AGbaje

Now They Are Doing The Same To Fayose and Nyesom Wike..

Anything IPOB Youths Touch Becomes Rotten...

How about Willy Obiano?
Sullivan Chime?

How old are you by the way?

That's how Iggy Azalea started.

Title of her track?

Pvssy.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RavVOAA45M4

Sounds like P.iM.P to me.

She forgot to makeup her armpits.

@OP, date and time the pic was taken or else you are a bloody liar.

I could go and snap a bank entrance on an early Sunday morning and it'll look emptier than yours.

ikorodureporta:
Today is being observed as no banking day, to protest against banks' excessive charges. I hope u'r all gonna corporate....


Is that the reason i did not receive any end-of-the-month deductions from dem as usual? Dat juju no go work-o!

Why should I cooperate with you when you can't spell correctly?

kilode100:
A little bit of ogbono is permissible na..

Says who?

OYO shall be ya keske O.

Coolu temper biko.

kilode100:
Just sent you a request on my other bbm( you know which one)
I missed you too

I thought you are married.