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Politics › Re: Dolapo Osinbajo Greets Tinubu And Buhari Respectfully (Photos) by Tinyemeka(m): 10:16pm On Mar 30, 2016
DropShot:
It's our culture. Whoever doesn't like it can hang in protest.

We don't wake our parents by kicking. And we respect our elders especially our benefactors.

Well done Mrs. Osinbajo.


*******
See "likes". I feel on top of the world.

grin cheesy kiss
Yawns....

It's not respect. It's a routine chore. Like wiping yourself after using the toilet (not sure about you though. Cos lots of you guys would rather use bare hands and water undecided ).

Why do I say so? I've been interacting with your lot for a very long time to discover how hypocritical you are. Your previous posts attest to that too.

If you were to greet Fayose, would you slap your belly on the floor for him or not? undecided

Politics › Re: This Did Not Happen In Edo State. See How They Lied Against Gov Oshiomhole. PICS by Tinyemeka(m): 9:36pm On Mar 30, 2016
NgeneUkwenu:
You see why we regard IPO Youths as terrorists...

They can lie themselves into trouble..
Does that name sound IPOBic to you?
Did Osu people use your destiny to appease the oracle? undecided

Politics › Re: Victor Umeh At Peter Obi's Residence For Wedding. PICS by Tinyemeka(m): 9:03pm On Mar 30, 2016
CastedDude:
The Obi family and Agulu people could not hold back their joy as they offered him a giant goat in expression of their satisfaction.
http://www.nationalhelm.com/2016/03/victor-umeh-receives-cheers-as-he.html
These people and exaggerations sef. smiley

The goat was so gigantic, it had to be secured under the table.

Travel › Re: New Zealand Skilled Worker Category by Tinyemeka(m): 6:25pm On Mar 30, 2016
hartson:
Get behind me satan. shocked shocked shocked shocked
grin
Na crusade you dey go?

How about Australia?
Sports › Re: Did The Transfer Of Captaincy Affect Musa's Performance? by Tinyemeka(m): 10:08pm On Mar 29, 2016
Did Nigeria play any match today? undecided
Education › Re: UNILAG Students Arrested For Attempting To Resurrect Colleague..see Pictures by Tinyemeka(m): 4:46pm On Mar 29, 2016
Oshege:
He said the police had taken over the case and a corona inquest had begun.

He said, “This is a corona case and the school is not involved. It has nothing to do with the university. What happened was that he (Jacob) took Sniper and after taking it, the security was informed. He was initially talking, but suddenly he collapsed.
Source:
http://www.punchng.com/unilag-students-arrested-for-attempting-to-resurrect-colleague/
Nairalanders, please the right term in this case is Coroner and not Corona.

They have totally different meanings.
Celebrities › Re: Olajumoke Orisaguna Turns Delivery-Girl On Payporte by Tinyemeka(m): 4:34pm On Mar 29, 2016
I stared at the complexion of her face and saw that the future looked very bright.

Skin colour of the rest of her body however tell a different story. angry

Why?!
Politics › Re: Rays Of Hope For Economy As FG Fights Back With N3trn TSA Fund by Tinyemeka(m): 4:29pm On Mar 29, 2016
The economy has gone to blazes.

Pumping N3tn into an economy which reported >11% inflation rate. undecided
Politics › Re: Nigerians Mock Tinubu For Blasting Kachikwu Instead Of PMB Over Petrol Scarcity by Tinyemeka(m): 4:10pm On Mar 29, 2016
All these blastings here and there isn't good for one's health o.

Let somebody not go deaf one day. undecided
Politics › Re: Fg To Tax Voice Calls, Sms, Mms, Data And Pay Tv At 9% by Tinyemeka(m): 12:08pm On Mar 28, 2016
Sgwash:
The bible is even against APC
Just read this, I was shocked when I saw
this.
Proverb 24 vs21.
MY SON FEAR THE LORD AND THE KING
AND DO NOT ASSOCIATE WITH THEM THAT SAY
"CHANGE", FOR THEIR CALAMITY COMES
QUICK......
Which Bible version?
Politics › Re: Fg To Tax Voice Calls, Sms, Mms, Data And Pay Tv At 9% by Tinyemeka(m): 11:49am On Mar 28, 2016
sweetgala:
All levies are government imposed by the regulator, I don't know of any banks here who can charge for a service without prior consent of the national regulator and EU.

When AIB charged every account in Ireland 1 euro it was made to refund every single penny because it did not have a right to do so. The regulators here weild big sticks and use them very often, I work in telecoms and can tell you of weekly fines I know of from the regulator. It's usually 5000 euro for minor infractions per incident.


Ever wonder why some business interests in UK want out of EU !
Good. So those are charges for services rendered.

The N50 I talked about was introduced February this year by the FG through the CBN. Charged to the recipient of any deposit above N1,000 (you might as well call it all deposit transactions because the volume of deposit transactions less than N1,000 is negligible). These charges go to CBN and are not retained by the banks.

There are other charges for services rendered here which you may not be aware of (Acct Maint Chrgs, VAT on AMC, ATM card issuance fee, annual chrg on card, N65 per transaction when you use your card on another bank ATM more than thrice a month, cash handling charges (which goes to CBN), to mention a few.

So it sounds extremely absurd (my personal opinion) when they'll introduce charges just for being the recipient of an inflow which is your due. Even sounds illegal to me. But it's the government. What can we do? undecided


P.S. This alter ego of yours is way more preferable to the other "f**ktardic" one. At least you didn't insult me. smiley
Politics › Re: Fg To Tax Voice Calls, Sms, Mms, Data And Pay Tv At 9% by Tinyemeka(m): 12:55am On Mar 28, 2016
sweetgala:
Someone complained of being charged for bank transactions 50 naira, and I'm amazed because every time I use an ATM machine I get charged about 10 cents and I have a bank levy of 23 euro or so yearly. If I own a cheque book that's another matter.

If I use my bank card abroad on certain ATM machines or POS it's a 2-4 euro charge
Are you talking about bank-imposed or Government imposed surcharges?
Politics › Re: Fg To Tax Voice Calls, Sms, Mms, Data And Pay Tv At 9% by Tinyemeka(m): 12:49am On Mar 28, 2016
mfm04622:
How many times do you get deposits in a month? That is others pay into your account. How much is fifty Naira for God's sake! You all want Nigeria to develop without paying a kobo towards the development!
What do you do for a living? No offense.

Kindly answer my question then I'll give you a proper reply.
Politics › Re: Fg To Tax Voice Calls, Sms, Mms, Data And Pay Tv At 9% by Tinyemeka(m): 8:18pm On Mar 27, 2016
Emyemyberry:
Without mincing words,the daura dulllard is really insensitive to the plight of ordinary nigerians

@this rate of taxing everything,there will soon be tax on food.

My greatest pain is that the revenue generated will be embezzled by buhari the saint,his holy party apc, and their angelic ministers

i really pity anyone who voted for this government,because that is what i tag everlasting mistake which will continue to haunt as many that have realised their mistake

no zombie should quote me,because i will not reply
Insensitive government greed that also placed N50 surcharge on every deposit above N1,000.

Buhari but why?

Are these not some of the reasons why a group of people are fighting to be on their own?
Celebrities › Re: Meet Basketmouth’s Elder Brother, Godwin Okpocha,comic Artist.. See His Artwork by Tinyemeka(m): 8:06pm On Mar 27, 2016
What shall it profit a man if he forms the whole "Hawt dude" but still relies on his brother's account statement for his own visa processing? undecided
Culture › Re: Breast Ironing- What Is This Horrid, Spreading Culture All About? by Tinyemeka(m): 11:54am On Mar 27, 2016
I'll only air my opinion on this, once I hear what Sis Cossy Orjiakor has to say about the issue. undecided
Celebrities › Re: Cossy Orjiakor On Set Of "Asa Shrine" (Photos) by Tinyemeka(m): 9:32am On Mar 26, 2016
oluwafreshkid:
Did anyone see her bleached burnt legs in the 2nd pix?
Probably makeup. See the first pic. Image of the back of her legs reflected in the glass behind them. Legs look neat.
Celebrities › Re: Cossy Orjiakor On Set Of "Asa Shrine" (Photos) by Tinyemeka(m): 9:29am On Mar 26, 2016
Move over Tonto. Bye python.

Cossy is the new FP puller. grin
Politics › Re: Kwara Group Protest In Support Of Saraki's Corruption Trial (PICTURES) by Tinyemeka(m): 9:20am On Mar 26, 2016
omenka:
Now we are talking!!

These are real Kwarans who took direct hit from the criminal's malfeasance and not his adopted Israeli parents and siblings who take to the street in support of anyone whom they hear is facing trial over corruption, effectively turning themselves into stuff of National ridicule.

Good one folks.
You'd never pass up the chance. Would you?
Politics › Re: President Buhari Presents 10-Months Scorecard by Tinyemeka(m): 7:53pm On Mar 25, 2016
FOLYKAZE:
With Buhari and Osinbajo, Nigeria is in a save hand
You can say that again dude! Really save hand.
Politics › Re: Presidential Probe Into ONSA Indicts More Than 300 Companies And Individuals by Tinyemeka(m):
NgeneUkwenu:
May God Punish Jonathan For Us!
undecided
Politics › Re: Presidential Probe Into ONSA Indicts More Than 300 Companies And Individuals by Tinyemeka(m):
rottennaija:
All wailers are Yam eaters
IPOB members are wailers
Therefore, IPOB are Yam eaters

This government must succeed, irrespective of what the wailers does
I've repented. Sorry. smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: Musa Dikwa Apologises To Oritsejafor & Oyedepo Over N7 Billion Allegation by Tinyemeka(m): 8:19am On Mar 25, 2016
blueto:
APC proponents will promptly eschew this news because it conspicuously depicts the reprehensible and mephistophelean attributes of the party.

The party characterized with pertinacious rebarbative dispositions.

Zombies will soon come here to tag tribune as a wailer newspaper grin .
Do it again! Do it again! cheesy
I mean the grammatical bombarticulation. cheesy
Travel › Re: How Nigerian Drowned In Mediterranean Sea by Tinyemeka(m): 9:58pm On Mar 24, 2016
Nairasurplus:
The best thing is to travel with a life jacket. That is all. If tne boat capsizes, will remain afloat.
Abi o. Just buy it here in Nigeria before departure.

This story has really made me depressed now. sad
Car Talk › Re: Innoson Making Fighter Jet Parts - CNN by Tinyemeka(m): 1:12pm On Mar 24, 2016
He's been selling to only corporate customers and high networth individuals. When will IVM market to a common man on the street like me naaa? undecided

P. S. Those assembly lines look dirty and unsafe (gas cylinders lying about). He should send someone to spy at NB PLC plants. Seek HSE advice.
Politics › Re: UAE Blocks Attempt By An Ex-gov To Transfer Half A Billion Dollars by Tinyemeka(m): 2:02am On Mar 24, 2016
lekkie073:
nice one

pls give his name to buhari and forward it to Efcc
I'll help you out. Rotimi Amechi. undecided
Politics › Re: 250,000 Houses For APC States: Nigerians Rebuke Buhari by Tinyemeka(m): 1:44am On Mar 24, 2016
All I see is talk, talk and more empty talk.

Fuel is still selling at N150/ltr, exchange rates have gone to the dogs, economic indices have all gone South except the inflationary rate which trailed exchange rates and price of fuel.

The C-in-C claiming to be the Petroleum minister doesn't know what to do while the Finance minister has engaged Ghost Mode and gone underground even in the face of worsening conditions.

There is this state that received N6m as FAAC allocation for the month of February. Belongs to the same party that Buhari mandated its states to build so so thousand houses. See why I said he's just yapping away?

Even the construction of mud houses of that number would not be possible in these current fiscal environment.

Dude'll just be embarrassing Nigerians everyday.

None of my business though. undecided

Politics › Re: Power Struggle Rocks APC by Tinyemeka(m): 1:29am On Mar 24, 2016
joborskill:
undecided With all due respect to tinubu, i thought he was the founder and national leader of the APC. Why are they still battling him for the control of his party again? I hope the north is not trying to use and dump the southwest again this time? It happened with Abiola, Diya and Awolowo. I hope tinubu wont regret this alliance with the north? Time will tell lipsrsealed
Yaaawns...

Romance › Re: How To Spot A Womanizer In A Banking Hall by Tinyemeka(m): 1:18am On Mar 24, 2016
If it's cash for sundry expenses I'd use the ATM. If it's a payment settlement, Internet banking transfer. Don't know why people should be queueing in the banking floor in this day and age. undecided

Is everyone a trader to deal solely on cash? angry
Business › Re: Difference Between Incorporation Year And Established Year? by Tinyemeka(m): 12:59am On Mar 24, 2016
jaz:
ive read quite a bit of comments and must say i'm amused. lots of incorrect info being passed around. let me clarify a few points.

- the Law governing establishment and management of a business enterprise, whether sole proprietorship, partnership, limited companies, public entities, is the "Companies and Allied Matters Act" of Nigeria

- According to Part B, Section 573 (1) of CAMA" "Every individual, firm or corporation having a place of business in Nigeria and carrying on business under a business name shall be registered..." so once you establish even a shop you are required by law to register with CAC. this is further corroborated in Section 21 (1c) of CAMA.

- Date of establishment is also the same as the date of incorporation because no company can operate in Nigeria without registration
You've just given a textbook definition.

There are a thousand and one established businesses operating within that locality of yours, which as we speak are yet to be incorporated. Sure they can't run corporate accounts, do not pay tax recognized by the FIRS, but pay tenement, waste management, business registration/renewal fees, etc, to the state government.

They are businesses running, but are yet to be incorporated by CAC.

That last statement of yours should be restricted to companies. A business can be established and running, long before it becomes incorporated.
Business › Re: Difference Between Incorporation Year And Established Year? by Tinyemeka(m): 12:43am On Mar 24, 2016
MadCow1:
Year of Incorportation: This is the year you started to co-operate with Guys.

Year of Establishment This is the year you Established a.k.a the year you Hammer.



cool


Dont Thank me, thank God.


EDITED:: Okay, so after being called out by some people for being unserious, I have decided to be serious.. SO SERIOUSLY SPEAKING NOW

OP, since you are confused with the Establishment date, I will give you an example.. Have you seen a FirstBank Sign? Example below..

https://www.bellanaija.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/FirstBank.jpg

Thats what they are asking. That date may not be the same as the Date it got incorporated. Infact it shouldnt be the same as the incorporation date.

Many Businesses have signs with the 'Est. Since 9120', e.t.c.. The Date of Incorporation may be Older or Younger than the date of Establishment.

For my company, the date of Incorporation is 3 years older than the date of Establishment.



I hope this answers your question..


Cc: Ujsizzle & franciskane. I hope you guys are cool now.. grin Please keep me in your prayers.. I think I am actually Mad.
You still didn't answer his question. angry

@OP, there are some things you may need to query wiki instead of coming to waste time on NL.

Year of Incorporation: The year you register the business as a separate legal entity recognized by law. Meaning your business can sue or be sued, is recognized by the government and therefore required by law to pay tax. In Naija's business environment, it's the year you registered your business with the Corporate Affairs Commission.

Year of est: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Date_of_establishment
Phones › Re: What's The Favorite App In Your Phone You Can't Do Without by Tinyemeka(m): 12:30am On Mar 24, 2016
CM browser, LinkedIn, Glassdoor & EaZymoney.

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