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MrsPhyno:
LOL the title of this article tho. Sounds like my uncles

Whatever happened to this conspiracy tho, does he or does he not have a WAEC certificate?

Ermm... Nne, ya eyeglass in the second pic. E didn't stay well. Adjust it down small.

scarr:
Like say na Certificate we go chop



If you are going to work tomorrow and u haven't ironed your clothes, click like

Choi! I almost clicked like o. Come remember say I dey leave.

Oooops:
Waking up this morning, I felt her hands on mine!!! opened my eyes to see her kneeling! saying lets have morning devotion! Am like wtf#... Will God even as much as look at us? (Within me tho), well i granted her wish and she sang some worship songs and prayed earnestly even speaking in tongues with my reply always amen though feeling guilty of sins just committed.

Who has had similar experience

Happy Sunday peeps

My brother, some people may think your story was concocted, but it happened to me also. As in, everything happened that night, and the following morning, she woke me up to pray. Like say we be Mr & Mrs.

Dekatron:
Fvcktards, use your brain. There is no f ucking GOD!!

Quote me stvpidly, and be my hell cell mate

Ok. I read that part of your post, then read your signature. Oga, you sound confused. What's the flying spaghetti to you?

Karmanaut:
It seems that's a problem unique to your device.
[url=forum.xda-developers.com/galaxy-s2/help/smpl-black-screen-suddenly-t1194677/page2]someone suggested placing a piece of paper between the battery [/url]

Used to do that, then the problem stopped. Now the phone doesn't power up anymore. Just a blank black screen with the error message.

Phone gurus, I have a Samsung galaxy i9100, stock ROM. The phone battery had been acting poorly of late (discharging too soon once the data is switched on).

Yesterday the screen suddenly went black with a green android image and grey thought bubble. At the screen top was this error message:

[AST_STAT = 0x 10000 ]

And in big letters: HARDWARE RESET

Now the phone can't power up even when I left it plugged for hours.

Have tried Googling but can't find any reasonable help.

Cc Saibinc, karmanaut

KuliMart:
UMI IRON PRO

Highlights
- 3GB RAM 16GB ROM
- MT6753 Octa Core 1.3GHz
- Dual SIM or One SIM and TF Card
- 5.5inch FHD LTPS Screen 1920 x 1080 Pixel
- Support 2G 3G and 4G
- 13MP Front 8MP Back Camera
- Finger Print Scanner
- Eye Scanner Technology



Full Spec:

Brand: UMI
Model : Iron Pro
Available Color: Gray,Sliver
SIM CARD
Dual SIM (2 Nano SIM Card or 1Nano and TF Card, dual stand-by)
NETWORK
2G bands: GSM 900/1800/1900
3G bands: HSDPA 900/1900/2100
4G bands: LTE band FDD 1800/2100/2600
HARDWARE
CPU: Octa-core 1.3 GHz
Processor maker: MediaTek MT6753
GPU: Mali-T720
Finger Print Scanner
MEMORY
RAM: 3GB
Internal storage: 16GB
Card slot: microSD, up to 64 GB
SOFTWARE
Operating System: Android OS, v5.1 (Lollipop)

DISPLAY
Screen size (inches): 5.5
Touchscreen: Yes
Touchscreen type: Capacitive
Resolution:1080x1920 pixels
Pixels per inch (PPI): 403
Colours: 16M
CAMERA
Rear camera: Sony IMX 214 13-megapixel
Flash: Dual-color LED
Front camera: 8.0MP OV8858 camera
BODY
Dimensions: 152.3 x 76.5 x 7.9mm
Weight :148g
BATTERY
Lithium 3100mAh~3300mAh battery


You can get this phone when available @Kulimart.com

Has it become available? How much?

Mattex001:
Download the Stock rom and do a Odin Flash that should revive your phone

Could you give a step by step run through please?

Phone gurus, I have a Samsung galaxy i9100, stock ROM. The phone battery had been acting poorly of late (discharging too soon once the data is switched on).

Yesterday the screen suddenly went black with a green android image and grey thought bubble. At the screen top was this error message:

[AST_STAT = 0x 10000 ]

And in big letters: HARDWARE RESET

Now the phone can't power up even when I left it plugged for hours.

Have tried Googling but can't find any reasonable help.

Helpful advice needed a beg.

unilagfreshest:
To the ladies,.. well done. most of u were busy checking my profile pics.. (d tin con shock u, as u see sey d boi fresh ).

No offence oga, but on a scale of 1 to 20, I'd rate you...












Ermmm....












Hmmm....












3.2.

Just saying

Tallesty1:
Elephone Vowney nko?

The specs look like something concocted in Heaven.

Clifford 0706 704 1115. I've forgotten his username on NL.

I've been using him for more than a year and still haven't seen him before. He's so quick in responding, that sometimes he even sends me data before I've credited him. All my colleagues buy from him.

I used some other people who disappointed or were outright discourteous in their service delivery, before I came across this current dealer.

You'll enjoy him.

fulaniHERDSman:
O'dwarfraudster defrauds a dead biafraudster

Silly kafir southies. I hate y'all

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Ehya.

permsec:
leave that to the lady. women can even marry/date a man as tall as a giraffe. She might choose to always play the role of the man. ie (on)top 90.9 lmao!

Or she might even use a ladder sef.

Mogidi:
We knew this man was coming to chew gworro for 4yrs yet some imp voted the dullard, beggars belief.

Yap.

People like Beremx. That sold their birthrights.

Nicolars:
Dats a lie

Tell me 1 of their doctrines and were it contradicts the bible

I will tell u urz and hw it contradicts d bible

New World Version of Jn 1:1

#ThingsILongthroatfor

I wish that I could have this moment for life...

size40:
It seems INEC in Rivers State has become a political party to file an appeal against a Tribunal judgement. I have not heard of this b4. It is the PDP and Wike, its candidate that are meant to file an appeal against a tribunal Judgement and not the INEC. Except the INEC is constituting itself as a political party which seems to me like the INEC commissioner in Rivers State has been heavily been compromised in Rivers State by the PDP.

If another election is ordered to be held, who'll fund the process?

@OP, behold the time has come for you to abandon the Vaseline crew and port to the Vmobile network. Till further notice.

P.S. Bananas should now be a frequent item of your diet. Till further notice.

arabianights:
Any way my point is that these white men are smatter than us, they learn our languages so as to enable themselves settle in and do business whilst most of us go to their countries and come back the same people we were when we left if not worse.

So because he learnt the languages of the country in which he is resident, it now makes him smarter?

Thunder fire you! Oya angle 90 and collect 12 lashes! Lubbish.

The money is not yet complete sef.

MikelEleta:
I get ew BUT don't you think even getting ones personal details including permanent address and all is also a risk. Remember its said this BVN would finally replace the National identity card. Moreover I don't trust Nigerians. Their ingenuity when it comes to fraud cannot be overemphasized. The way fake messages were sent to people by some hackers in order to obtain their bvn gives me cauise for concern. I feel that phone checking is too easy. Let it be left to the banks. I may be wrong but my gut feeling is that its a risk.

Thank you for that clarification!

The risk of loss is identity theft and not loss of account funds. BVN has got nothing to do with your money. It's main function (to my level of understanding), is customer biometric validation. That you Michael with BVN xxxxxxxxxxxx, was born so so date, your photo appears so and so, including your fingerprints.

Signatures can be forged, people (or siblings) appear identical, but can fingerprints be forged?

When we want to raise the alarm about risks associated with BVN confidentiality, let's be specific. It's risk of identity theft. Not loss of funds. That's where I had issues.

Proudly 5%!

Indializzie:
I JUST SAW DIS ONLINE... SOO FUNNY.:

You have Janet Jackson's eyes.

MikelEleta:
Has anyone wondered about the dangers of using your phone to get your BVN number. All I see is how excited everybody seems to be. Though its a laudable initiative BUT I feel it would give room for criminals and hackers to easily obtain the BVN number simply by collecting ones phone and using it to send the code thereby obtaining the BVN number. Something urgently needs to be done concerning this OR in the meantime let it be stopped by the NCC. I fear for the repercusions of this. Does anyone concur to what am saying or has a contrary opinion? Please I would like to get contributions. Cc Lalasticlala, Obinoscopy, Ishilove and all other mods please push this to front page let the authorities hear us.

And what would they need your BVN for?

Your ownership of a BVN is simply a confirmation that you've completed the Biometric data capture needed by the banks to properly tie your account(s) to your identity. Basically to drastically minimize fraud.

BVN does not grant access to your account. Only aids in identification.

My opinion sha.

yemmybx:
Lol...

He craves such attention na.

**Yawns**
Next!

Senators Gil Nnaji and Enyinna Abaribe. Two senators whose elections were reversed by trubunals, still appointed to chair the committees on Communication and Information respectively.

If they don't return nko?

I guess Amaechi will campaign as Chairman SMF.

Chickens are coming home to roost.

Looks can be very deceiving. If not for the red cap, you may even think you are staring at the face of a Rev Fr.

Op go and marry.