₦airaland Forum

feldido:
The simplest explanation no doubt.






But not all Nigerian children understands what piggy bank is.

SpicyJosBabe:
HADIZA BLELL aka DI'JA

Lovely Nigerian singer. Although her father is a Sierra leonan, Di'ja has chosen to identify more with her maternal roots and the state she was born and bred which is KADUNA. She is maternally a Nigerian

SpicyJosBabe:
CELESTINE BABAYARO & EMMANUEL BABAYARO

Retired Nigerian football legends and brothers

Royal155:
Why has Mbaka refused to speak again? Or abi prophetic messages don finish?
I remember during GEJ regime, how he was vocal, dropping prophetic messages every now and then. Now he has kept mute because the wind of CHANJI has now blew off what was used to blind fold him.

WE DEY WATCH IN 3D

johnwizey:
The guy don sober sha....Eeyah. This what you get when u finish eating akpu and a freshly tapped palmwine and u think God is your mate. O yo tan on wa bekun bekun, by the time dey are thru wit u, u go knw say dollar no be naira mate

NobleAngell:
No lying-in-state? Now that's something. The family should give a logical explanation as to why. They need to prove that they have nothing to hide. That man already has(or had) a reputation.

Incorrect1:
Do you read newspapers at all, Abia state allocation has drastically fallen from N4.2b to N1.9b due to the fall in global oil price. Road construction is not the only thing needed in the state. He's busy reopening companies being folded in the previous administration; companies like glass industries, Golden guinea, etc. All these will create employment for the timing population and also go a long way in boosting our IGR (Internally generated Revenue).
He didn't abandon the projects rather he's creating a means of obtaining fund to bring back the lost glory of Abia state.

EgunMogaji:
And the unfortunate thing is that everybody else knows this except for her.

LRNZH:
When this scandal broke and names were being mentioned, I was sure that a Nigerian would be on the list.

Saraki has indeed struggled to wash his hands from one corruption scandal to the other without success.

The family is entrenched in financial voodooism. They're not so different from the Abachas, Babangidas, Atikus and OBJs.

ugolance:
Seriously, The Linda of a girl is really snooping so close to where she ain't suppose to. Wizkid missed it when he joined issue with her he would have sued her for defamation in d first place and that would hv been it.

Naughtysite:
C too

Very scrace

cute9ja:
“The All Progressives Congress deceived the country. They manipulated us. I blame the current economic woes in Nigeria on the President. No matter the past economic situation of a country, a good manager would have been able to normalise the situation. The way things are going in Nigeria, the economy may shut down soon,” he stated.

http://www.nigerianeye.com/2016/04/im-target-of-buharis-administration.html

Jadekitana:
Don't let their suit and flashy cars deceive you, bankers are broke! Damn broke! I even heard a recent trend that bankers these days earn less than 70k and yet when you see them in clubs you would think they are Tony Elumelu's sons! Pretence everywhere.

Imagine this particular Zenith big boy has been disturbing my line for a hang out.I thought of honouring the invitation since its just a hang out.

This bloody cretin is so proud that even his shirts exude pride,he displays his expensive shoes on bbm,hangs out in exotic bars, always balling with the big guys not knowing he wasn't even a full staff of the bank.

He came to pick me few minutes to 6pm,took me to this strange lounge with flowers all over and ordered Asun.The waitress surprisingly brought a very small plate of Asun for both of us. Before I even picked my toothpick,this guy has finished the whole plate and the onions as well.I was just observing! I then called the waitress and asked how much was the asun,she said 500naira! I told her to bring 2plates. This shameful thing finished his plate and entered mine,i didn't talk.

That wasn't even the height! After this useless display on our way out he called the waitress and demanded for his change for drinks he bought, I was thinking the change was big that he had to keep us waiting! Hell no! 100naira!! He couldn't dash the waitress 100naira bloody stingy fellow.Yet when he starts displaying those fake dps one would think he's Jim Ovias Son! Fake life everywhere. Ladies don't get carried away, all na packaging,they have nothing! Just living a borrowed life style to fit in.



As usual his number has been deleted till eternity.

Feranchek:
The 'common sense' senator is at it again.

What's your take on this photo? A swipe at the president or an advice?

https://twitter.com/benmurraybruce/status/715674840053624833?lang=en

jmichlins:
The disparity between the rich and the poor in northern nigeria is too much. See the rich flaunting their wealth while many kids are homeless. Anyway there is a governor from south east that is missing or maybe he will be late to the party

lycann:
The woman in the photo is Evelyn McHale who jumped to death from 83 rd floor observation deck of the Empire State Building. It is believed that she committed suicide after separating from her fiancé. She wrote in a note “He is much better without me”. Just after 4 minutes of her death a photography student Robert Wiles took this photo with this photography skills. And because of the way it is taken, it is termed as “The Most Beautiful Suicide”

Formidable1:
My wife has taken my April Fool joke very seriously. I decided to pull a prank on her today, and it's almost going out of hand.

It was in the morning, and I knew she wasnt yet aware that it was April Fool's Day. So I told her that I had a confession to make to her and it has been eating me up. I told her that I have a child outside our marriage. That I have a son who's around 12yrs now. That I had the child before I met her, but I couldn't tell her because I didn't want to lose her.

She was speechless but I could tell she was shaken. She searched my eyes to know if I was joking, but I maintained my seriousness. She calmy started asking me questions to know whether I was being real, but I was already prepared for any question. By the time she was through interrogating me, she has already broken down in tears.

I continued with the joke, and I told her to please forgive me for not telling her all this while. She believed everything I said and by the time I told her it was April Fool's joke, it was too late. She was inconsolable, and she told me it wasn't a joke, cos she knew I was telling her the truth. She said she had always had the feeling that I had a child cos she saw it in her dream before we got married.

To cut it short, right now she's mad at me...and she has threatened to leave with my 6 months old daughter and abandon our 3 yr-old marriage. She has already called her mum and sister and narrated the whole thing.

So, guys plz I need una help right now. My own April Fool prank has gone all wrong. What can I do?

delishpot:
Police should investigate. Looks like he suffered trauma to his head.

DropShot:
It's our culture. Whoever doesn't like it can hang in protest.

We don't wake our parents by kicking. And we respect our elders especially our benefactors.

Well done Mrs. Osinbajo.


*******
See "likes". I feel on top of the world.

NgeneUkwenu:
You see why we regard IPO Youths as terrorists...

They can lie themselves into trouble..

CastedDude:
The Obi family and Agulu people could not hold back their joy as they offered him a giant goat in expression of their satisfaction.
http://www.nationalhelm.com/2016/03/victor-umeh-receives-cheers-as-he.html

hartson:
Get behind me satan.