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Rubbish. 15secs video and it is claimed that he breathes under water.

I can't breathe under water but I have held my breath several times for more than 120secs. Honest truth.

Thebrightest:
Sorry Denrele. Why will u keep all eggs in 1 bag? As for me o. When i am travelling, i keep my phone in my pocket, the second phone at home, my main cash in my socks, my extrachange in my pocket, my document in a hidden place in my car, all other unnecessary papers like newspaper in my bag, My credit card under the car's boot carpet. e.t.c...

Kk.
Thanks for sharing.
I'll know where to look next time.

Which American coy is doing well in Nigeria these days?

Chevron has been divesting assets since time Imo river.

These ones are hopping in.

I haven't known Americans to be hardy in Nigeria-type business environments. Patiently waiting. Watching.

AJINATU:
Let those who sell fake drugs and second hand clothes inside their 2x2 inches shop continue to deceive themsleves about how they control the economy of Lagos while real enterpreneurs put their money where their mouth is

Which people are they?

Is Guatanamo Bay still in existence?

Lexusgs430:
Talk about travelling and enjoying the holiday. And returning broke + No job for 3 weeks !!!!
Welfare payments will not be the solution, he was not sacked or lost his job.
Moreover, by the time all the welfare application is completed, it will almost almost be 3 weeks.
Lay low and avoid wonga !!!!!!

What's wrong with Wonga?

Sile12:
9. GREEN MILES (1999).

One day, John Coffey, a giant black man convicted ofrapingand killing two young white girls, arrives on death row. However, he is shy, soft-spoken, and emotional. John reveals extraordinary powers by healing Paul'surinary tract infectionand resurrecting a mouse. Later, he heals the terminally ill wife of Warden Hal Moores. When John is asked to explain his power, he merely says that he "took it back."

Please what happened to John in the end?

talktimi:
I've been following this mans story for a very long time now and it proved to me that there are very powerful vested interests in this hiv/aids scourge

Beneficiaries of USAID and other international donors.

Tallesty1:
Someone's wife and a mother of 3 is a b*tch?

And the b*tch @$$ mother of 3 said 'thank you' for calling her a b*tch @$$ O!

Dopeyomi:

But tha̶̲̥̅̊t guy try o... South_africa to Lagos Shey the man ride bike untOp sea too


Abi na dryLand from australia to naija
Abi the bike geht wing
Abi the bike d̶̲̅ε̲̣y fly
Like how many months did he use to get there
So he was αвℓє to refuel the bike on the sea too
Filling station is available there to abi


Am still finding it hard to believe!


So this post eventually мα∂є frontpage

What sea seperates Lagos from S.A?

Have you ever heard the word geography?

firstEVA:
He just bought another car, isn't he suppose to give me one, is it that he doesn't genuinely love me or he's just being selfish.

Are you related to the Kardashians?

booqee:
ok I just wanted to use the opportunity to test the rumour I've been hearing. That the word jan.ja,weed has been censored on nairaland! if you type j,anjaw,eed it will be changed to supporter of APC!!! Ssseunn na wa

supporter of APC!
Jisos!
It's true O!

I looked through all the pics and couldn't find any single thing relating to agriculture.

cramjones:
Never mention Wole Soyinka's son or the APC in the mess we find ourselves in. The crook called Onyebuchi Chukwu, and the crook CMD had the mandate to make the hospital world class, but instead of doing so, they stole the money! Oh i recall GEJ calls it "ordinary stealing". Just like the people of Bukina Faso burnt down their presidential villa so shall it be to Aso Rock, the Haramites and the Jonathanians, should they scuttle our bid to retake power! Do the right thing and vote them out. All the best to your mama!

-CramJones

This man. You really should learn fast to adopt the level of maturity that comes with your age.

How is Jonathan or the erstwhile health minister personally responsible for the day-to-day running of activities in the hospital? What makes that hospital different from FMC Umuahia or LUTH or the other hospital mentioned by an earlier poster in the North?

It's this puerile habit of always running to prematurely lay blames at the doorstep of the presidency, that keeps your reasoning down at childish levels. The OP has said that due to his complaints, they have now cut the grass which had overgrown the visitors resting area. Do you now see the small albeit positive step? Instead of blaming Jonathan for the overgrown weeds.

Learn to think before you speak.

Ehen!

I for say!

No wonder Apple Inc has been wobbling fumbling ever since he took over.

And then this extra nail in the coffin.

For his info, globally, homophobia far outweighs the support he have gotten from the homosexually tolerant. Guess he doesn't give a hoot about relinquishing the position.

Zimbabweans should take a cue.

Though I wonder that they may be satisfied with Mugabe.

Can't believe this dude would be saying the things he said in this day and age. Wants to impress his stupidity and ignorance everywhere.

Northern Nigeria: Always viewing the leadership of Nigeria as their birth right.
Even if he might be making a point, the man should just go and sit down. He has lost the moral right or integrity to make any national discourse.

ugomira:
Then fake one

Nope. The intention is to make sure she doesn't get the receipt.

Pennywise:
Old trick. Today's babe will not forget to ask u for the receipt.

I've lost the receipt.
Afterall, it was a gift. She wasn't there when I bought the phone.

jidestroud:
Firstly, i feel so stupid and used.
okay, the real story is this, I promised my girlfriend (Now ex) a Samsung Note 3 phone for her birthday. Luckily for me at my place of work, the cooperative had the same phone up for pick up. As a guy who is deeply in love and knows that giving is part of maintaining a healthy relationship, i decided to pick up 2 Samsung Note 3 at the rate of N130,000 to be paid over a period of 12 months. Good news, the birthday came and i delivered.
Bad news, just 2days after my warm heart gift to her, she BROKE UP WITH ME. REASON: She doesn't see a future, blah blah blah...family issues, cultural differences.
i'm in the second month of my payment now. still paying for my Ex phone.

Advice: Can I ask her for the phone back? i feel cheated. (To make matters worse, she even uses her new bobo as Dp's on her bbm, for a phone i'm still going to be indebted for the next 10 months.

SHOULD I GET MY PHONE BACK?

Be truthful, did she breakup with you just 2 days after you gave her the gift?

youngice:
So far as it won't affect his sentencing I have no problems, but who is fooling who ,he Will bribe and bribe and bribe his way out , kill the bastard already

Very tempting as it sounds, but if you kill him, it might bring out 10 more of his kind. Jihadist mindset.

Expressions:
Something related to this

Nope.
Someone in that pic said he once had no shoes. Make we see if na silipas or kito sandals him wear.

talktimi:
I make bold to say that made in Nigeria cables are actually the best in the market right now

Exactly the point I was making.

morbid:
Imagine what my country is exporting...leather and indomie. So these are what we are using to conquer the African markets,when South Africa is busy exporting MTN, DSTV,Shoprite?? SMDH for these pathetic liars. When Nigeria start exporting heavy duty goods like cars,wake me up. I had a hectic night;I'm going back to sleep.

See your life?

You are sleeping yet expect us to miraculously start exporting heavy duty goods. What contribution have you made besides occupying space, depleting our oxygen, food and other resources?

Don't make me call you names this morning.

sebali:
Made in Nigerian is yet to gain relevance in our own local market but am suppose to beliv they strive abroad.

Not true.
Just one example: Electric cables. Have you compared ours against others before?

barcanista:
publicity stunt

It's not.
At least I've seen that the official vehicles for Mgt staff at the Nat Population Commission are also IVM vehicles.

Hmm...

cap28:
the truth is bitter, Bianca Ojukwu is not a decent woman, you dummies will never learn that these Igbo elites are only out for their own pockets and couldn't give a flying fck about you s.tupid peasants.

You can't make a sane argument without the name-calling?

tete7000:
I have read it. I am sure you are trying to refer me to the part that says Obi could have stayed in APGA and support the president if he wants and that she is still an APGA person despite being an ambassador in PDP government.
However, my own grouse is Bianca being a cynosure of Ojukwu should never have taken any appointment from PDP. It doesn't matter she is still in APGA or not. When you look at the whole thing from the background that the first time Jonathan appointed her as Special Adviser Ojukwu was still on the bed at terminal stage of his life, the whole saga further makes Bianca looks like she doesn't understand the implications of what she did. I will continue to maintain that if anyone would take appointment from PDP, it should never have been Bianca, the widow of Ojukwu. What vow could be stonger than marital vow. Could Ojukwu hale and healthy have permitted her to take the appointment? I doubt.
APGA could nominate another for the position. Once Bianca took appointment and most especially at the critical time she did, she opened a floodgate for everyone else to romance PDP at will. She doesn't posses the moral standing to accuse Obi of treachery. She started the whole process. My own opinion though.

If I am to follow your line of reasoning (which I am not), then Ojukwu also made a grave mistake in accepting that accumulated pension for service in the [Nigerian Army].

Sometimes our assumed ideologies tend to make us cry more than the bereaved.

I saw "amazing Versace shoe collection" and was expecting to see a room full of shoes.

cap28:
Just like her late husband she accepts political appointments from the same people who were responsible for murdering over 3 million of her people, shame on you Bianca and everything you stand for.

Only in a backward country full of ignoramuses can you be taken seriously.

Just take a look at what you are saying.

Who exactly did she receive that political appointment from? You are flying off at tangent.