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d33jy85: Hmmmn if they allowed Onyema Ugochukwu. To be given his mandate inStead of rigging him out Aba wud be lyk dubai.

okotv: sometimes i wonder if our leaders have human feelings, reaping where they have not sown....2015 will surely bring about CHANGE...

Inkredible: Oga emeka I see you! No forget do review of ur leego phone when e arrive. Remain Blessed.

ayex2013: Here are some of the worst price gadgets everyone seems to want or have. You can’t win with these guys so it’s best to just keep your money and buy more reasonable alternatives. Checkout our list of 5 Gadgets That Are All Hype And Overpriced;
1. Beats by Dre

The entire line is complete crap, especially for their ridiculous prices. Did you know that Beats Pro/detox that you saved over 500 dollars to get cost only 3 dollars to make and is still a crap quality headphone? Just giving you the facts people. Yo are buying a lifestyle when you should be buying quality.
2. Samsung Phones

I do not have to reiterate how annoying these are. I mean, they are Android smart phones made entirely of plastic with a weak ass Gorilla glass thing attached to the front. Drop ones and it breaks. And you are expected to shell out over a hundred thousand naira to buy these phones most of the time if you want a flagship something. Can’t be life.
3. Apple Mac Books

Do me a favor, when you are done with this post, kindly take a stroll over to Jumia and check out Mac Book prices… The go all the way up to about a million naira. For a laptop, that needs to charge with electricity and you still have to pay for internet. No Bueno Amigo!!!! The price just doesn’t add up to what we are buying. Sorry!
4. Samsung TVs

The other day mans is strolling through the mall and I see this curved LED TV by Samsung for 30 million naira… No mistakes guys, I call the attendant and asked if there was some kind of error and she did well to hold back her laughter in mockery of my obvious confusion… Then you start to look around and you begin to notice the prices on these things. Samsung needs to be stopped!
5. Smart Watches

The new rave of the moment, everyone wants a Moto 360 or a pebble that will set you back 700-800 dollars, Money that can buy land. And all the watch will do is notify you when your phone is ringing and tell you time and weather. Alright guys, I understand the foolishness. Well done! OBO!

Source: http://www.ngtrends.com/2014/08/5-gadgets-hype-overpriced/

Operation Payback cripples MasterCard site in revenge for WikiLeaks ban
http://www.theguardian.com/media/2010/dec/08/operation-payback-mastercard-website-wikileaks

Operation Payback
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Payback

akitijackson: I'm final year student of the English Language(B.A). In my 1st year in the university, I was a first class student, bt I drastically dropped to 2.2 in 300level. As I discovered d level at which I dropped, I lost interest in the degree, nw I dnt knw my fate. My plan nw is as soon as I'm done, I'm gonna apply for a 2nd degree nd dis time ntin will stop me frm attaining what I've always desired. Now my dilema is if it's gon be a gud idea for me to start afresh or shld I jst continue onto masters? I really want to make things straight cos the worst result I've eva had is dis present 1.

Niwdog: #1.You give meaning to my life.
#2 I can't imagine my life without you.
#3 How do you look so beautiful all the time.
#4 You make me feel so lucky when i'm aroun d you.
#5 You look so cute when you laugh.
#6 I think of you and kiss my pillow before i fall asleep every night.
#7 I love the way you smell.
#8 Spending time with you is the highlight of my day.
#9 You are such a great dancer(even when she can't shake what mama gave to her).
#10 It hurts me most to see you sad.
#11 You make me want to be a better man just so i can be more worthy of your love.
#12 I get butterflies in my stomach when you run your hands against my face.
#13 I start my day with you on my mind and end my day with you in my dreams.
#14 No,you're not fat.you're perfect and just the way i like(even when you know,she is Akpa'akpu)

lilprinze: I was posted to Gwoza caliphate in borno state

Thespecialone: Good morning family,

We are hiring soon!!!
we are expanding faster than we planned so very soon, we will have openings for like minded people to join our Nigerian Operations.
Details coming up soon.

Thespecialone: tinyemeka's leagoo lead 1

360command: Where are the science guys, can they explain while that pot is a coolant?

Is it naturally safe to drink from the pot as to drinking from the fridge.

joebases: Can't forget my days in my south eastern village where we call it ite

stardragon: Dangote cement is not on the list......


Omission number 1!!

Thespecialone: At exactly 9.41 am this morning, we received our first confirmed order for Leagoo Lead 1 all the way from Enugu at the unbeatable price of NGN22,000 inclusive of courier cost to Enugu.

Accessories include

flip case
screen guard
OTG cable
USB cable
Charger
Touch Pen
.We adding an original 16gb memory card as a free gift pre 2.0 style

Thespecialone: As in ehn, my Enugu peeps nor dey slack. Two slim shady (Ainol numy 3G Talos) delivered to Enugu and now Enugu has launched Leagoo. Pre Order 2.0 got nothing but love for Y'all.

kandiikane: Jessica rabbit I mean I definitely can see it.. remove my ribs to get my waist to 0. Hip and breast enlarged enlargement. Shape my eyes brows and make a new on neat my hairline. Makeup boom set. Easy!

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Or
Esmeralda of note dame
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bushdoc9919: Look,,,,here is the scoop.

Residency training in Nigeria goes like this.....you write an exam called the primary (of which there are two flavours....West African, which carries more power....and National/Nigerian...which is just as hard).After you pass....you then get a place to do the residency (Which involves job interviews/exams). Then once you get the job...you work as a junior resident for two-three years....after which you write an exam that if you pass (it is a very tough exam) you become a senior resident. Then another three years....after which you write the exam that if you pass means you become a consultant. ALSO....you do a research project during the time you are a resident....and THAT project is part of your final exam for consultant.

So, sacking all the residents....means you have to replace like for like.And a common medical officer(Like me!)cannot just slip into the shoes of a senior resident....or even junior resident. To put it simply.....it is a disaster waiting to happen. And poor Mr Consultant would have a hard time of it....doing most of the jobs that senior resident is supposed to do.And students...the young medical students...would have a hard time of it.

It isn't that simple. You cannot replace experience.

lowgeorge: Nigeeria is a failed state under ebola jonathan and his igbo ridden administration. Burn dis country down and let us all go back to our tents....dats wat dis contri needs. Nigeria is just an africa magic station

NOLONGTIN1: Being in a relationship isn’t all holding hands
and rainbows and consistent intimacy. There
comes a time, every so often, when a couple
butts heads, which is exactly why they invented
make-up sex.

As much as he protests, as much as he tries to
fight back, there are just some arguments that no
matter what, a man will never win.
Because — repeat after me — the lady is always
right.
Here are 11 arguments a guy will never win with
his girlfriend.


1. The “Be Honest” Fight
“Be honest. Do you think I’ve gained weight?”
“Maybe a little bit.”
“WHAT?!”
“You said be honest….”
That’s the thing about honesty — when someone
asks for it, it probably means you should lie.
Except when it comes to questions about her
weight, her ass and her parents… then you
shoulddefinitelylie.


2. The “Why Were You Checking Her Out?” Fight
Even if you weren’t checking out another girl,
even your eyeballs could not have possibly
looked in the direction your girlfriend is
claiming, even if there wasn’t an actual female in
sight.
You’re never going to win this argument. And the
more you protest, the more she’ll fire back.
Take a tip from my senior history teacher:
Always give her the view of the restaurant so
your eyes aren’t tempted to wander.


3. The “I Can’t Read Your Mind” Fight
“I didn’t mean it when I said I didn’t want to
celebrate our anniversary!”


4. The “I Caught You Looking At P.orn” Fight
Men are always getting caught looking at p.orn,
and this time it’s no different. Tuck your tail
under, tell her the requisite things she needs to
hear and have some make-up sex that’s better
than the movies.


5. The “Leaving Flirty Comments On Facebook”
Fight
Oh, so you thought we wouldn’t see that
borderline slutty comment you left on that girl’s
Facebook photo in which she so happens to
look pretty darn good like a b*tch? Delete it now
or else you shall feel the wrath of one thousand
suns.


6. The “We’re Watching ‘The Devil Wears Prada’
Tonight” Fight
We promise you’ll really like it in the end! It’s so
good, there’s even Meryl Streep and we all
justdieover her. Thanks baby, you’re the best!
Shut. It. Down.


7. The “Make More Of An Effort With My
Friends” Fight
You know what you have to do. Even if it means
dancing to Katy Perry and not touching your
girlfriend’s ass for two hours.


8. The “I’m Drunk And Irrational And Need
Attention” Fight
This fight is not unlike a Russian movie — it’s
painful to get through and difficult to interpret,
but there could be worse things, like needing to
hold her hair back.


9. The “Why Do You Still Have That Nude Photo?”
Fight
Who the eff is that girl andwhere can I get her
trainerdelete that sh*t right now.
Why do you still have it and you better not have
opened it since 2005. Congratulations bro, you
just unleashed a whole load of cray cray, so
make like a scissor and cut it out.


10. The “You Seriously Want To Chill With Your
Bros More Than Me?” Fight
Do your friends have boobs? Did they pick up
those chocolate-covered bananas you like? That’s
right. Didn’t think so. Go have fun playing video
games and picking your noses with the guys.


11. The “You’re Coming To The Beyoncé Concert
With Me” Fight
She’s an icon and you know it. We won’t even
mind if you hold your balls the entire night to
secure your manliness. Great, buying the tickets
now. We love you like XO.


12. The “I Found Something On Your Phone That
I Didn’t Like” Fight
So, we went snooping through your phone —
clearly we needed to do some investigating.
It still doesn’t compare to the perceived offensive
text messages you’ve been engaging in.
Regardless of how pissed you are that she broke
your privacy, perhaps you shouldn’t give her any
reason to do so.


13. The “Why Are You Wishing Your Ex A Happy
Birthday?” Fight
We don’t care if she threw a “Billy Madison”-
style birthday party and then offered you a
gigantic slice of cake. We all know what saying
“Happy Birthday” to an ex means: I’m still not
over you and I want you to think of me on your
special day. Her candle was blown out ages ago.


14. The “I Don’t Want To Leave This Party Early”
Fight
Unless you plan on getting cozy with your hand
tonight, you will stay with us until we are ready
to leave. This isn’t us making a scene, it’s us
relishing in the scene.


15. The “Tell Me You Love Me” Fight
This one usually doesn’t come out until you’ve
fought about something completely unrelated for
20 minutes. Who said girls were complicated?

www.radar.ng/art-life/15-arguments-no-guy-has-ever-won-against-his-girlfriend-and-never-will/


Reading this brought back some memories and made me laugh

Firefire: Thank you Jesus.







Masha Allah, Alhamdulillah

darqly: So someone woke my wife this morning urging her to bathe us all in salt water, and also rub salt ALL over ourselves to stave off the Ebola virus. Needless to say we have been arguing over this as she has already polished our son with table salt since the warning came from her mum
Why are some people just causing unnecessary panic and peddling same on social media?
Today's gonna be a loooong day.

joker5180: bros are you oriented? Your initial post implied that we abandoned patients at the point of death and proceed on strike. A medical doctor/dentist can not be hold responsible for death of a person when the former is on strike, there was no contract between them. Read the handbook to get enlightened.

Kalvan50: The plight of the black man brings an old tune by UB40 to my mind:

"King(Martin Luther), where are your people now?! Chained and pacified! Tried in vain to show them how and for them you died."

Malcolm, Dr King, Stokley Carmichael, Patrice fought hard for the black man, at the end of the day, the black man is still in chains. The chains of mental slavery.