₦airaland Forum

OXYGENO1: Leave heaven (Ghana) to a zoo( nigeria )?.They know how useless their own country is.If we even kill them they will never return to that useless country.They've acquired a lil sense to differentiate between a useless country ( nigeria ) and a civilized country( Ghana ).

Cluck cluck.

Crying about what?

Slavery tins on repeat.

Weakling.

UrbanMystique: That's a tolerant country there.

A country worth living. Not a country filled with religious hypocritical maniacs

Satan has taken over that country.

But Christ and his people are not of this world. So we understand when they act that way.

Bless us O Lord and this Your gift which we are about to receive from Thy goodness, through Christ our Lord. Amen!

Simples.

They omitted us.

Our age gap ain't too wide though.

E sharp ba?

Hemanwel: This is a welcome development.

On the flip side:
I had a game of Scrabble with my friend last night and he placed a stake on the game with his girlfriend who came visiting.He said if I came out victorious in the game,I should have his girl for myself for 24 hrs.I thought he was joking.In the end,I won the game.
In a bid to keep to his words,he had left the girl with me since yesternight.
Guess what happened,nairalanders??....

You and the girl went for all night vigil at Fr Mbaka's Adoration?

dabriggs: The semi submersible (semi subs) rigs do. They have propellers and pontoons. They can be dynamically positioned on a spot despite the waves when in service,like drilling offshore. These are used to drill in deep offshore environments.
Of course there are fixed drilling rigs which need to be taken apart and reassembled when needed. These drill on land.

I don't understand those semi subs.
Do they actually float? On air?

My humble opinion?

It's just a disaster waiting to happen.

sweettease: How can your eyes not water?

For what?

SammyHoe: Tales by moonlight...
Children do u understand the story?

No uncle!!!!

chinex276: U 4got d football fanatics, now dat 9ja drew yesterday, dey'll argue till d end of their journey.

LEMME SHARE DIS STORY WITH U::

one day while coming frm wrk, i wanted 2 enta a danfo, bt d only place i lyk siting is @ d frnt with d driver nd anothe passenger, so when i reached d bustop i headed 4 d frnt sit, only 2 find a man neatly dressed with suit there, so i joined him after about 20mins d man angrily left d bus nd went 4 another one becos one we were in was taking tym 2 full, after abt 5mins. I too left d bus nd went 2 another one sat at d frnt, lo nd behold it was desame man, after sometyms he angrily left 4 another bus which i unknowingly followed him 2, and met him at d frnt seat, wen d man looked at me, he said "guy na wetin na, y u dey follo me lyk dis, see anybody wey send u tell u no see me", mehn i vex coz oda pple don dey luk me one kind, den i told him, "shebi d moto na ur own, if u no wan siddon 4 public moto go buy ur own na", he den left 4 another bus, wen i thought abt it i jus cant help but laff out LOUD!

Dude, you is a STALKER.

stinggy: Good development!
The only dark side is that the company is relatively unknown. Nigerians don't believe in such products. I hope this works out well though.

Frank Nneji, Chairman/CEO of TSS is also the founder of ABC Transport.

Seems he's about drastically expanding and consolidating his business reach.

kultimate009: Simple Solution.... BUY GOTV.... Better, cheaper and as far as I know it doesn't 'hang' or 'freeze' and most importantly, almost the same content.... Abi na by force to watch Comedy Central ni?
#Team GOTV

Tell them my brother.

Erm... Is there something wrong with Flavour's legs?

theSlayer: 2005 Backstreet Boys-Never Gone Album
I was 16 back then. the album is very significant to me . I love the live instruments and pop rock sounds which makes this album very different from their past work. i love all the songs ,but my favorites are "weird world" " safest place to hide " climbing the walls " and "Never gone "
when I first heard "incomplete " at the mall speakers ,I did not know when tears rolled from my eyes . I felt like the song was just speaking directly to me based on the recent events in my life at that time .

Frankly, I don't know what made me play their song "I want it that way" today. Experienced the same sad feelings too. Could be nostalgia.

Phyno's 'No Guts, No Glory'. Bought it few days after the album was launched. Forgotten the date.

natureblack: sorry op,buh the story is about Serena ,why post a muscular guy on the floor

Sicko.

padeolu: I also believe its a spiritual attack. I guess I was saved, psalm 91 is the only chapter of the bible that I know...I wonder why God saved me.

Maybe you should consider mas.turbation sis, its sweet and free from preggy, stds, moreso, its not a sin. :/

Hmmm... Schizophrenic evangelism.

Pray tell, does your church founder happen to have his first name as Chris and recently changed his status on Facebook from "In a relationship" to "It's complicated"?

1United1: Now the Problem of PDP starts!

Stay Calm and Love APC!

***Yawns***

"It is not today that bum-bum began to have centre parting". Gen Sani Abacha, 2011.

MrsBreezy: Lol hmmm exactly I hope to wear both rings you know...

Hehe I kinda want Kim k style tho...

Lol I want to be able to wear both and look classy hehehe

Will it be too much to say I want my wedding ring changed every year...?

As the Pussycat Dolls'd say, "Be careful what you wish for, cos you just might get it".

Two very important items missing here:
1. Source of your story.
2. Picsoradonbilivit!

MrsBreezy: Lol no.

Wait, so after the engagement y'all stop wearing the ring?

Nope.
Some ladies start afresh with the new wedding ring, while others just add the new wedding ring (which may now be EXPENSIVE if the dude values his wife) in front of the engagement ring. I get your point. If the engagement ring was cheap (or appeared so), they could use it less frequently. It's the wedding ring which has the greater value.

My point is that the engagement ring doesn't have to be Kim Kardashiatic. If you get my drift.

MrsBreezy: Lol really? So you'd propose with anything...even cheap diamond :O.

It's an engagement ring.
Not a wedding ring.
Are you supposed to be engaged forever?

Justina would not have died if she hadn't just been abandoned in that "isolation" facility by the health workers.

d33jy85: Onyema Ugochukwu (born 9 November 1944; CON—Commander of the Order of the Niger) is a Nigerian economist, journalist, and politician. Ugochukwu served as the senior Special Adviser on Communication to Nigerian President, Olusegun Obasanjo and the first Executive Chairman of the Niger Delta Development Commission (NDDC).[1][2] On 25 February 2008, an Abia State elections tribunal declared Ugochukwu the winner of the 2007 gubernatorial election and Governor-elect of Abia State.[3] However, on 11 February 2009 an appeal court in Port Harcourt overturned the ruling, declaring that Theodore Orji of the PPA had in fact won the election.[4]

Source: wikipedia

His performance as Exec Chairman of NDDC, was it commendable?

marieolae: For those who don't know the meaning of "catifished", it is a slang term for being deceived. In our generation today, a lot of people tend to use filters, photoshop and specific angles to beautify their pictures. But this has gotten to a whole new level. Instagram, facebook, twitter have become the foundation of catfishes. They deceive people online,creating an image of what they are not. The question is...have you ever hooked up with a guy/girl that totally disappointed you? Share your stories. Here are some of the catfishiest girls on the internet

The first catfish still looks point-and-killable. Emmmm... I think that one can still make a good pepper-soup. The others look fake to me. I mean the pimples and stuff were emphasized to highlight the wowority of the pics.

Philipmems: Anita is accusing Chris of adultery and infidelity.
At the end of the day my take is that Satan master confusionist has crept into their home either through the man or the woman but wait oh even if its adultery as speculated what happened to our women of steel (1 peter 3:1-3), for better for worse, our mothers stuck to our fathers through thick and thin, never to be distracted by side chicks... Frankly speaking the easiest way for confusion to enter a home na through woman... After all according to the book of Timothy it says a woman was deceive first before Adams.
Read 1 peter 3:1-6 and 1 Corinthians 7:1- 12 especially 10 and 11 and understand that the woman has more role to play in keeping her home together and if it fails shes mainly to be blamed.

Erm... Based on my understanding of how oyibo women act, from the Hollywood movies and E! news I've seen, oyibo women don't joke with anything that has to do with sharing their hubby's property (be it time, resources, finance, assets and most importantly, the BANANA!) with any other woman O. Don't you see those parts in the movie where the guy (after he's been caught pants down) comes home remorseful, begging the housewife for forgiveness?

And in spite of all his remonstrations and pleas, all she just be asking is "did you f..k her?" as if he went there to preach the Good News. Then the next thing you'll hear from her is "IT'S OVER!" (believe me, they always say that), then she'll pack her stuff and leave the house and go find a hungry lawyer to sue your ass for all you've got, including your future earnings, pension and gratuity (yup. They are that mean). Sorry for you if you've had any kids for her, even if she's just 30 mins pregnant. It's you who'll do the packing.

So my brother, Oyibo women don't joke when it comes to that marital infidelity thing. If you like, quote all the verses from Genesis to Revelation, Hell hath no fury as an Oyibo woman denied kpekus. Or whatever Shakespeare said.

My

segzyj: This story is somehow......, if it real, is the egg in the raw form or boiled?, How many quantity of the so called gamallin 20 can be laced into an egg in it raw or boiled form?..... Is the Dog meet not cooked before eating it?........ I dey smell somtin for dis tori

Erm... I don't know about Gamalin 20 sha, but not all chemicals will be neutralized by heat.