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FamilyRe: Nigerian Parents Give Birth To White Baby (Photos) by Tinyemeka(m): 5:41pm On Feb 26, 2015
See the baby's nose. Dead giveaway. If not for the blonde hair, I'd have put it down to just a regular fair-complexioned baby. All the same, I see nothing fishy here.

The dad can go for a discreet DNA test anytime. undecided
BusinessRe: Hard Times For Banks As MDAs Close Accounts Friday by Tinyemeka(m): 7:41pm On Feb 25, 2015
Valmesk:
Bank marketers monthly target go reach 50 million naira with this development,to be a marketer no be small thing o...
smiley
Corper's target? Abi intern?

Learner.
BusinessRe: Hard Times For Banks As MDAs Close Accounts Friday by Tinyemeka(m): 7:38pm On Feb 25, 2015
jacksparrow1207:
NAIJA BANKS AND LACK OF 'PLAN B'
SMH undecided undecided undecided
Kindly explain.

How do they lack Plan B?
Christianity EtcRe: He Was Denied A Job Because His Church Doesn't Pay Tithe by Tinyemeka(m): 3:55pm On Feb 25, 2015
undecided

I'm not kidding but these are signs of the End Times!

When nations shall rise against nations; fathers against daughters; Pentecostal against Catholics.

The End Times are we in! I tell you.

The only groups I know about that can slap and beat a brother who is down, on account of bible verses and Daddy GO, are Winners chapel and Christ Embassy.

No offence.

I could back up my claims with links if you like.
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Trailed By Abortion And Sugar Daddies Rumours by Tinyemeka(m): 11:09pm On Feb 24, 2015
If this story is true, the worst deceit one can commit, is to deceive oneself.

I don't want to believe this story yet, but I am trying to imagine how someone would utilize immoral means (yeah immoral, I said it) to secure funding to perform charity works for kids and AT THE SAME TIME, abort same kids.

Charity for kids on one hand, and a child killer on the other hand. If that is not brutally cruel sanctimonious hypocrisy, I don't know what else to call it.

I just wish the story isn't true.

She has neither been consistent in movie acting nor song production. She obviously doesn’t stay with her parents.

And she runs a charity?

SMH undecided
CelebritiesRe: Omotola Jalade Ekeinde's Son Passes Out At US Embassy by Tinyemeka(m): 3:10pm On Feb 24, 2015
undecided
RomanceRe: 30 Ways To Tell If A Girl Likes In Pictures! by Tinyemeka(m): 1:22pm On Feb 24, 2015
Some of them are true sha.
EducationRe: See What A Professor Told A Final Year Student To Do (picture) by Tinyemeka(m): 1:14pm On Feb 24, 2015
wunmi590:
A lecture told a friend of mine to write "I will never come late to meeting again" in 2A exercise book just because she went late to a meeting the lecture organized to orientiate them on how to go about their seminar and project.

I have never came across this before during my undergraduate days, I don't know if anybody have experienced this before.
Damn shame that the lecturer himself is equally illiterate in Grammar structure.

See a whole exercise book filled in EVERY line with errors.

Oya, pokers, come and poke holes and find errors in my post.
RomanceRe: Lets Toast In Our Native Language.....#just For Fun# by Tinyemeka(m): 9:14am On Feb 23, 2015
Bebe!

I buru ala, I no na site. wink
PhonesRe: Phone Fraud At Computer Village, Ikeja by Tinyemeka(m): 2:30pm On Feb 22, 2015
softysparky:
Good morning.
It's the eyes.

The eyes.

No fake lashes.
RomanceRe: She Said "Without You I'd Die" And She Died by Tinyemeka(m): 9:28am On Feb 22, 2015
lokito:
I'll express the demise of this love in a poetic way. If you've ever been in love with an outcast 'OSU' what would you do? Nonetheless do not ever take her for granted:



The night was dreary as the rain came down
I said "Ada let's go for a ride around Port Harcourt town"
All through the ride, I had nothing to say
It's almost as something stood in my way.
Then suddenly it came, out of the blue
"My parents said I have to break up with you"
"I'm sorry" I said "I can't pretend"
"My parents said you're OSU and our love must end
I took off her gift of necklace as tears came from my eyes
At the same time, the fear of loosing her began to rise
With tears threatening to fall I held them back
As she unconsciously parked my car on the railroad track
She wrote something on a piece of paper
She held my hand and said "read it later"
She always wished this OSU thing won't make us part
She said in a sad voice "you just broke my heart"
She opened the door and walked out into the rain
That's when she saw the lights of the train
Realizing too late, what she had sighted
With the blink of an eye, metal collided.
All I could remember was blood running red
And some saying "Chai she's dead"
The ambulance sounded, like an agony cry
Then I read the paper and it said "Without you i'd die"
You see what ya Osu spirit has caused now! angry
RomanceRe: She Is Madly In Love With Me But She Has A Daughter. Pls Advice by Tinyemeka(m): 9:21am On Feb 22, 2015
bid4rich:
She is 29years old, she has a 3 year old daughter by mistake but madly in love with me and she want us to get married this year. Though she is a good and loving person and I dnt see her giving me problem but im afraid of going into this affair with her.

Please, advise accordingly from the abundant of talent and experience God has given to you cos I dont want problem I cannot see.

Thanks
Ummmm... undecided




Ask your daddy and your mummy.

They will "advise accordingly from the abundant of talent and experience God has given to them cos I dont want problem you cannot see."

No offence.

#okbye
EntertainmentRe: Queen Nonyerem Okafor, Hairiest Girl In Nigeria Flaunts Her Hairy Bosoms(photos) by Tinyemeka(m): 9:17am On Feb 22, 2015
repogirl:
grin nope but was very close to!
Ehya. Pele o.

When next you see a similar thread, just keep like 1 packet of Avomine handy. Just in case. smiley
CelebritiesRe: I Took Linda Ikeji For Granted - Ex Boyfriend, Dan Foster by Tinyemeka(m): 9:12am On Feb 22, 2015
He still refers to her as 'kid' even at this her level of achievement.

He still tries to keep in touch with Ms Ikeji even when it threatens the harmony of his marriage.

Linda us far better off without him.

I just hope she wasn't scarred by the relationship and formed a permanent unhealthy opinion about men in general.

I'd always wondered why despite her always being in the limelight, there has been no talk about her being seen with so so guy. Why? undecided
InvestmentRe: Pics: Fire Rips Through One Of The World's Tallest Residential Buildings In Duba by Tinyemeka(m): 10:40pm On Feb 21, 2015
I wonder how the fire trucks mobilised scaffolding and platforms extending up to the 52nd floor?
BusinessRe: Branch Manager Sues Ecobank For N1.5 Billion by Tinyemeka(m): 10:24pm On Feb 21, 2015
Jesus! I personally knew this man when he headed their 9th Mile Branch. Suddenly stopped seeing him. Didn't know he'd transferred to Benin.

Always knew him as an unassuming fellow (had never seen him in a suit all the period I'd known him despite him being a BM).
Nairaland GeneralRe: (Baba Ijebu) Kessington Adebutu’s Youngest Wife Unveiled - Photos by Tinyemeka(m): 10:19pm On Feb 21, 2015
@OP, I didn't see her. angry
RomanceRe: . by Tinyemeka(m): 7:27am On Feb 21, 2015
Ohwhy:
There are times when i feel like theres something missing in my relationship and dat when i see dat thing, dat will make me stay. I just dont know what that thing is. I know its not money, its not sex, its nothing physical in short but i dnt know what it is.
Jeez!

Are you sure you aren't married to someone in the spirit world? Even though you may not be aware.

Not kidding.
FamilyRe: He Has Changed.. Almost Completely by Tinyemeka(m): 7:20am On Feb 21, 2015
ShirelleBaby:
If it is the latter-then invite God in full power-he must have eaten okpa in his dreams.
Hmm... I like okpa and I eat it a lot O, though I haven't tasted it in my dream. What's the danger? huh
FamilyRe: A Man Recreates His Wedding Photos With His Daughter After Losing His Wife. by Tinyemeka(m): 8:47pm On Feb 20, 2015
vickkyruby:
Sooo touching. Some tears left my eyes.
Why?

He's found joy in his daughter.

What's the problem.
HealthRe: Doctors Putting Hands On Private Parts During Antenatal by Tinyemeka(m): 7:23pm On Feb 20, 2015
xynerise:
That wasn't a mistake from him but a gbagaun grin
See your signature.
TravelRe: Why I Want To Visit Nigeria - A Foreigner's (Flimsy) Reasons. by Tinyemeka(m): 1:11pm On Feb 20, 2015
AlpineSnow:
I'm Kenyan. I've never been to Nigeria.
I saw AlpineSnow and remembered the summits of Kilimanjaro.

Was just about to ask if you were Kenyan before I saw this post.
EntertainmentRe: Queen Nonyerem Okafor, Hairiest Girl In Nigeria Flaunts Her Hairy Bosoms(photos) by Tinyemeka(m): 8:15pm On Feb 19, 2015
repogirl:
This chick should take a bloody shaving stick to her hairy face and chest, this is unsightly!! Going to puke now!
undecided Be honest, did you really puke?
EntertainmentRe: Queen Nonyerem Okafor, Hairiest Girl In Nigeria Flaunts Her Hairy Bosoms(photos) by Tinyemeka(m): 8:13pm On Feb 19, 2015
I tried! I tried! cry

Lord knows I tried.

I tried soo hard to visualize her as a woman. But the feminine image just didn't materialize.

WHYYYYYYhuh!!!! cry
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Bribed Pastors With N7bn, Not N6bn – Musa Dikwa by Tinyemeka(m): 8:00pm On Feb 19, 2015
If CAN was being headed by someone besides Ayo Oritsejafor, I'd have had some reasons to doubt the story.

But alas!... undecided
FamilyRe: Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? by Tinyemeka(m): 8:58pm On Feb 18, 2015
BigBang666:
first of all I dont see this happening.... wifey isn't that kind.

but if for whatever reason it happens, then mama must have really done something really terrible to her.

I wont touch wifey (cos i never saw my dad lift a finger on mum), I wont even scold her, but will ask for two things.
(1) she apologize to me ...cos she just disrepected me, by not coming to me first with the problem
(2) then she can tell me what mama did to her, to warrant a slap... after which she must apologize for slapping her first

..then we can now think of resolving the issue.

should she refuse to comply with the above,... end of marriage! not even open for discussion.
Your mum might be a bit heartbroken.

No offence.
Car TalkRe: Cars Nigerian Ladies Trip For by Tinyemeka(m): 7:39pm On Feb 18, 2015
milestonejnr:
1. Range Rover

2. BMW X6

3. Toyota Venza

4. Toyota Camry Spider

5. Toyota Hilux

6. Toyota Avalon

7. Acura MDX

8. Murano

9. Toyota Tundra

10. Lexus RX 330


SOURCE: http://emekaani..com/2015/02/cars-nigerian-ladies-trip-for.html
Chicks trip for Acura MDX?!!

Hmmm...
PropertiesRe: 10 Hot Sale Properties In Enugu(capital Of Biafra) Invest Now!!! by Tinyemeka(m): 2:41pm On Feb 18, 2015
frodobee:
New GRA 2Plots (fenced with gate) 10,000,000.
New GRA 2Plots (by Barr Ikpeama) 10,000,000.
Phase Six Extension One Plot (Trans-Ekulu) 7,000,000.
PhaseSix Ext. One Plot (Trans-Ekulu) 3,500,000.
Uppernorth Road22. (Trans-Ekulu) One Plot 13,000,000.
Pentecost Ave. By Nepa, Trans-Ekulu. One Plot #8mil.
Newbuilt BUNGALOW(3rms &Parlour, Interlocking all En-suite) 15m.
Nike Lake. One plot (#3mil & #3.5mil)
Alulu Nike, near Nike Lake (New Bungalow, 3rms&Parlour all en-suite) #8mil.
Alulu near Nike Lake One Plot each( #5mil&#5.5mil).
Amorji Nike One Plot 500,000 &450,000 each.
Emene One Plot(Neighbours already developed) #1.5mil.
Thinkers Corner one plot (#5.5mil,#10mil& #15mil).

Documents are available for inspection on request.
#Also apartments are available for rent.
Call Angel Homes On +2348 10629 0964
Which part of Nike Lake?
HealthRe: A Fisherman Bitten By A Hippopotamus *pix by Tinyemeka(m): 2:32pm On Feb 18, 2015
mormoni:
I hope so. We are facing difficulties managing him. We might probably amputate the leg.
So unfortunate.

Thought so, given the extent of the injury penetration.
RomanceRe: How To Prank Your Girlfriend This Valentine. (guys Only) by Tinyemeka(m): 1:08pm On Feb 18, 2015
Blackett:
This is serious guys. Treat accordingly. cheesy

First step: Ask her in a loving way what she wants for this valentine.

Second step: After she must have thought and thought about what she wants, make sure it's quite an expensive gift. I.e Iphone 6+

Third step: Go to Jumia or Konga.com. Order the iphone 6+, put in her details, and...

Lastly: Select the "PAY ON DELIVERY" option. The phone will get delivered and errm. . .

Happy Valentine in advance.
How is Ogugua?
CrimeRe: Indian Man Who Arranged His Own Kidnap Arrested In Enugu by Tinyemeka(m): 11:07am On Feb 18, 2015
MizTyna:
Nothing like trust among thieves
It's too painful.

Where is the love? Where is the love?!
RomanceRe: She Broke My Heart, And Now She Is Back by Tinyemeka(m): 10:44am On Feb 18, 2015
OliverQuinny:
It is real. Am actually scared she might change in the nearest future.
One question:

How did she get pregnant if you were having doubts about continuing the relationship?

And I guess that 'intimacy' didn't happen just once.

So in essence you've suddenly had this epiphany that showed you all the wrongs she'd done to you and you need NL to justify your decision to discharge her with the unborn baby?

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