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Maybe that torso-less head is that of the bomber.

Emyben:
There are different Types Of Banks (girls) In
Nigeria:
1. A girl who asks for money all the time is
called
"Commercial Bank"
2. A girl who calls you for food always is
called
"Agricultural Development Bank"
3. A girl that uses your money to take care of
other
family
members is called "National
Investment Bank"
4. A girl who prefers to have sex after
marriage is
"Social Security Bank"
5. A girl who is very faithful to you is "Fidelity
Bank"
6. A girl who loves every available man is
"Access
Bank"
7. A girl who dates men from
different countries is "Intercontinental bank"
8. A girl who doesn't demand too much
money is
called "Micro Finance Bank"
9. Dating a woman older than you is called
"Union
Bank" or "Wema Bank"
10.A girl who is always faithful and
trustworthy to
her guy is called "Guaranty Trust Bank"
11.A girl who gets sexxed first night is called,
"First
bank"
12.A girl who uses all your money to buy
jewelries
is called "Diamond bank"
Ladies, which "Bank" Are You?
Guys, Which "Bank" Is Your
Girlfriend ?
BE HONEST and laugh...lol

Hey OP you forgot one:

The girl who likes to be on top - Zenith Bank

jacksparrow1207:
ITS OBVIOUS U ARENT BUSINESS STUDENT

Is that all you have to say?

You did not answer my question by the way.

nzeadachie:
SEE THOSE FACES AND THINK TWICE

They just want to stress out the old man and send him to an early grave. Not fair.

See the baby's nose. Dead giveaway. If not for the blonde hair, I'd have put it down to just a regular fair-complexioned baby. All the same, I see nothing fishy here.

The dad can go for a discreet DNA test anytime.

Valmesk:
Bank marketers monthly target go reach 50 million naira with this development,to be a marketer no be small thing o...

Corper's target? Abi intern?

Learner.

jacksparrow1207:
NAIJA BANKS AND LACK OF 'PLAN B'
SMH

Kindly explain.

How do they lack Plan B?

I'm not kidding but these are signs of the End Times!

When nations shall rise against nations; fathers against daughters; Pentecostal against Catholics.

The End Times are we in! I tell you.

The only groups I know about that can slap and beat a brother who is down, on account of bible verses and Daddy GO, are Winners chapel and Christ Embassy.

No offence.

I could back up my claims with links if you like.

If this story is true, the worst deceit one can commit, is to deceive oneself.

I don't want to believe this story yet, but I am trying to imagine how someone would utilize immoral means (yeah immoral, I said it) to secure funding to perform charity works for kids and AT THE SAME TIME, abort same kids.

Charity for kids on one hand, and a child killer on the other hand. If that is not brutally cruel sanctimonious hypocrisy, I don't know what else to call it.

I just wish the story isn't true.

She has neither been consistent in movie acting nor song production. She obviously doesn’t stay with her parents.

And she runs a charity?

SMH

Some of them are true sha.

wunmi590:
A lecture told a friend of mine to write "I will never come late to meeting again" in 2A exercise book just because she went late to a meeting the lecture organized to orientiate them on how to go about their seminar and project.

I have never came across this before during my undergraduate days, I don't know if anybody have experienced this before.

Damn shame that the lecturer himself is equally illiterate in Grammar structure.

See a whole exercise book filled in EVERY line with errors.

Oya, pokers, come and poke holes and find errors in my post.

Bebe!

I buru ala, I no na site.

softysparky:
Good morning.

It's the eyes.

The eyes.

No fake lashes.

lokito:
I'll express the demise of this love in a poetic way. If you've ever been in love with an outcast 'OSU' what would you do? Nonetheless do not ever take her for granted:



The night was dreary as the rain came down
I said "Ada let's go for a ride around Port Harcourt town"
All through the ride, I had nothing to say
It's almost as something stood in my way.
Then suddenly it came, out of the blue
"My parents said I have to break up with you"
"I'm sorry" I said "I can't pretend"
"My parents said you're OSU and our love must end
I took off her gift of necklace as tears came from my eyes
At the same time, the fear of loosing her began to rise
With tears threatening to fall I held them back
As she unconsciously parked my car on the railroad track
She wrote something on a piece of paper
She held my hand and said "read it later"
She always wished this OSU thing won't make us part
She said in a sad voice "you just broke my heart"
She opened the door and walked out into the rain
That's when she saw the lights of the train
Realizing too late, what she had sighted
With the blink of an eye, metal collided.
All I could remember was blood running red
And some saying "Chai she's dead"
The ambulance sounded, like an agony cry
Then I read the paper and it said "Without you i'd die"

You see what ya Osu spirit has caused now!

bid4rich:
She is 29years old, she has a 3 year old daughter by mistake but madly in love with me and she want us to get married this year. Though she is a good and loving person and I dnt see her giving me problem but im afraid of going into this affair with her.

Please, advise accordingly from the abundant of talent and experience God has given to you cos I dont want problem I cannot see.

Thanks

Ummmm...




Ask your daddy and your mummy.

They will "advise accordingly from the abundant of talent and experience God has given to them cos I dont want problem you cannot see."

No offence.

#okbye

repogirl:
nope but was very close to!

Ehya. Pele o.

When next you see a similar thread, just keep like 1 packet of Avomine handy. Just in case.

He still refers to her as 'kid' even at this her level of achievement.

He still tries to keep in touch with Ms Ikeji even when it threatens the harmony of his marriage.

Linda us far better off without him.

I just hope she wasn't scarred by the relationship and formed a permanent unhealthy opinion about men in general.

I'd always wondered why despite her always being in the limelight, there has been no talk about her being seen with so so guy. Why?

I wonder how the fire trucks mobilised scaffolding and platforms extending up to the 52nd floor?

Jesus! I personally knew this man when he headed their 9th Mile Branch. Suddenly stopped seeing him. Didn't know he'd transferred to Benin.

Always knew him as an unassuming fellow (had never seen him in a suit all the period I'd known him despite him being a BM).

@OP, I didn't see her.

Ohwhy:
There are times when i feel like theres something missing in my relationship and dat when i see dat thing, dat will make me stay. I just dont know what that thing is. I know its not money, its not sex, its nothing physical in short but i dnt know what it is.

Jeez!

Are you sure you aren't married to someone in the spirit world? Even though you may not be aware.

Not kidding.

ShirelleBaby:
If it is the latter-then invite God in full power-he must have eaten okpa in his dreams.

Hmm... I like okpa and I eat it a lot O, though I haven't tasted it in my dream. What's the danger?

vickkyruby:
Sooo touching. Some tears left my eyes.

Why?

He's found joy in his daughter.

What's the problem.

xynerise:
That wasn't a mistake from him but a gbagaun

See your signature.

AlpineSnow:
I'm Kenyan. I've never been to Nigeria.

I saw AlpineSnow and remembered the summits of Kilimanjaro.

Was just about to ask if you were Kenyan before I saw this post.

repogirl:
This chick should take a bloody shaving stick to her hairy face and chest, this is unsightly!! Going to puke now!

Be honest, did you really puke?

I tried! I tried!

Lord knows I tried.

I tried soo hard to visualize her as a woman. But the feminine image just didn't materialize.

WHYYYYYY!!!!

If CAN was being headed by someone besides Ayo Oritsejafor, I'd have had some reasons to doubt the story.

But alas!...

BigBang666:
first of all I dont see this happening.... wifey isn't that kind.

but if for whatever reason it happens, then mama must have really done something really terrible to her.

I wont touch wifey (cos i never saw my dad lift a finger on mum), I wont even scold her, but will ask for two things.
(1) she apologize to me ...cos she just disrepected me, by not coming to me first with the problem
(2) then she can tell me what mama did to her, to warrant a slap... after which she must apologize for slapping her first

..then we can now think of resolving the issue.

should she refuse to comply with the above,... end of marriage! not even open for discussion.

Your mum might be a bit heartbroken.

No offence.

milestonejnr:
1. Range Rover

2. BMW X6

3. Toyota Venza

4. Toyota Camry Spider

5. Toyota Hilux

6. Toyota Avalon

7. Acura MDX

8. Murano

9. Toyota Tundra

10. Lexus RX 330


SOURCE: http://emekaani..com/2015/02/cars-nigerian-ladies-trip-for.html

Chicks trip for Acura MDX?!!

Hmmm...

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