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Is the banking career this much hated and doomed to oblivion?

Babe is extremely preery. Like my girl.

Prodigal son: na ur type dey take pics wen such unfortunate incident dey happen. Guy u nor get d balls to do wetin dis heroic man do.

3 times and you still didn't answer the qustion.
Why go for the mouth instead of the eyes?

Mayor_of_Lagos: Yoruba man is the right man! Which other group in Nigeria run banks and investments and the economy and are savvy at managing fiduciary duties? Yoruba!

Ok. Let's go there...
Agbor! Dummy. Go figure.

lepasharon: How will I remove my shirt when the snake is around me

Same thing I'd wanted to ask those stupid MANswers people on Sonymax.

cash4nigerians: What a pitiable dismapisma displayed by a loving dad to a dieing son

What does this one mean?
Who said anything about the boy dying?
It's an unfortunate incident but I believe the man goofed. He should have begun by attacking the animal's eyes first. What was he poking the mouth for? To tickle it?

Believe me, I miss meeting a girl who'll give me that 'kk' 'whatever' attitude.

Wislet:
I can see some guys can't seem to understand some girls' attitudes and what they mean. Ok..let me help you.You don't need to get bitter, just know this....
(in chatting up a lady:
1. As you converse, watch her replies and attitude toward you
2. Know when to exit
3. If you prove blind/stubborn, you will end up with one complain topic for nairaland
4. Bros, abeg no lie join am abeg

learn from this:

You: hello
lady: hello

you: how are you?
Lady: fine

you: my name is Iyke......... And you?
Lady: ify

you: nice name. Are you a student?
Lady: yes

you: which school.... I school at UNICAL
lady: somewhere
....(you for don end am here...but, ok ooo)

you: which school do you attend?
ladysighs)...(just to have some peace) UNILAG

you: okay. That's cool
lady: kk

you: what level are you? I'm in 3rd yr
lady: 2nd

you: really?? What course?
Lady: ..................

(bro, here, the lady is TOTALLY BORED. no try resurrect anything).......
(but, for the persistent ones)

you: Helloooooo....you there?
lady: hi

you: you did not reply
lady: mmmh.....k

(bros, you still no want leave matter? Okay)

you: so...tell me more about yourself
lady: (silence)

(bros ooo, if a lady no gbadun you, how she go take talk abt herself?? You no wan see the red lights?)

you: hello??
Lady: (no reply)

you: are you ignoring me?
Lady: (silence)

you: that is rude you know
lady: whatever

you: did i do sth wrong?
Lady: No (this ws said with grinding of teeth...means, get lost already...everything opposite of No....but because you be guy man)

you: why the silence?
Lady: Ntn

you: i am going
lady: bye

some guys' persistence no get part 2(decides to bait her)

you: I'll be going back to the U.S after my studies
lady: really?

you: (feeling fly) Ya
lady: so, what part of the U.S do you reside?

You: Wisconsin
lady: really?

You: Ya
lady: okay.......so...do you go to Massachussetts?

You: Huh?
Lady: Massachussetts.....where is it in particular? Do you visit there too?

You: No...why?? I said i stay at the U.S (bros u don )
lady: kk.....so where's Massachussetts?

You: Don't know. Guess it's in one other European country
lady: k

you: would love to bring you over too
lady: hmmm

you: what?
Lady: ntn

you: what is that?
Lady: (silence)

You: hello?
Lady: Silence

you: hey...you there?
Message: offline




smh

Some dudes could be extremely stupid. They don't deserve my sympathy nor comment.

gistyinka: In interview with NET correspondent, Princess confirms the separation, saying ‘Yes my marriage has ended due to irreconcilable differences’.

She admitted to NET reporter that the union has not been as blissful as many thought. ‘We have been having issues since the wedding but we still remained together hoping that we would be able to work it out.
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Why did they suddenly start having the issues immediately after the wedding? They didn't foresee or see the issues before? OR they chose to ignore it?

Guess the cliche "irreconcilable differences" will soon get to have a place in the dictionary. Very soon.

oluswaggz: All dis are still ok, d one I hate most is wen chattin wit a girl nd she replies wit "kk". Oh gosh I hate it so mch. To me its a way of telling u she's no more interested in d chat or u ar boring... I still prefer d "OK" in full dan "KK".

Lol. Ba? Means she doesn't even have the time to move her finger from the O to k. She'd rather just hit k twice.
Chai. Ultumate rejection.

Segeggs: Another beauty of this technology is that it bridges the gap between people. My girlfriend doyin who said yes to me on monday after 3 years of toasting said it on the phone and we haven't been able to get off the phone which bridges the gap between us while ASUU strike lingers.

feel free to add your own wonderful experiences.

What has your girlfriend's Yes got to do with ASUU strike? Yes to what?
You both are in school?

smilelane: They live together but only for 2yrs now since they got married. 7yrs of the baby's lives were with her grandparents.

So the baby is fully aware of the situation and her mummy's effort to search me out. U do understand kids are sharper these days

60% of the issue has been solved na. The remaining problem now is how to convince your wife. And your other children too. . That one won't be too much of a problem. They are still small abi?

@ Smileane, I believe your main challenge now lies in having your wife know about the baby and accepting her into the family (if you've confirmed that you are the father. Though I believe it to be true.)

I don't know how really well you relate to ur madam. Different women would react on varying scales.

She knows that she wasn't the first person you had a relationship with before settling down. Tell her everything as you've related now. You did not not reject the pregnancy 9 yrs ago. The woman just disappeared then and has just now appeared with a baby (na wa o. E go hard o )
What has happened, has happened. Then ask your madam to say her own. Don't outrightly tell her that you want to take the baby back into your family. Know what ur madam has in mind first. Fortunately for you, it's not like the baby is a boy that one might say would compete with ur wife's children for who would be first born. She's just becoming a part of your family.

smilelane: Its not so complicated on the baby's part. Her mother only got married 2yrs ago. She is fully aware that her mum's husband is a good man but not her real dad. She had lived with her mum in her grand-dad's house before now.

The baby's mum (your ex) hadn't been living with her husband?

mikael78: All I can say is












Eyaaaaaaaa!!!

Not in this case.

See them flashing the 666 hand sign.

Lorravmessi!
Dude may have even been the first to perform this stunt!

tellwisdom: Spits

I heard that envy is green. Much like bile.
Is that why you spat?
Take some avomine. Might help.

Doesn't look like a valid INEC voter's card to me.

jayseehe: the crazy feature about this phone is you can twist the rear camera 2 the front. so u can snap yourself using the 13mp camera and the flash

I can do same with my Samsung rear camera and 10 sec delay.

dnacrystal: But this sagamite creature sha lol! What exactly is making you rant and rave this much. Are you pained at something? Did someone hurt you? Talk to someone if you're depressed, it helps.

LOL. Nne please remember to offer him a couch also.

Renewed my 6GB Airtel BIS on the 23rd.
But I didn't do that blindly.
Initially bought 10MB, saw that it went to my Acct 10 (*123*123#) before going for the main data.
Guess my line is lucky or the restriction has been lifted.

I'm curious.
What do guys seek for in a relationship?

Crap!
@OP, if you really believe those things you posted (especially the first 5), which I had the patience to go through, then you are really sleeping on a looong thing.

You haven't met pretenders before.

nagoma: Despite your strong claims to education and civilization the south with a so called PhD as president have failed abysmally in providing a healthy democracy and a real government for Nigeria. The Almajiri would probably do better than the southern PhD.

You would never recognize a true democracy, except it was being run by a Northerner. We are running a democracy, but it is the likes of Buhari and NGF who are bent on turning the country into a polarised bloddy wasteland.

tomakint: Are you not a foolish fool already, when the same Megalomaniac Sardauna was secretly preparing an army to take over the whole of Yorubaland where were you? When he engaged your grandfather, Chief S.L Akintola to rig Awo's election where were you? When the same bigot was busy sneaking in catchment of ammunition so as to perpetuate his stooge, Tafawa Balewa in power where were you? You must be a goat in your former life, the curse is still on YOU!

Catch 22.

All that processing power with just 1GB RAM?
Overkill if you ask me.

I thought the thread was going to be about blunders like Patience's "my fellow widows" so I decided to start by attacking the OP's 'tiiiaanwu' (shey I spelled it correctly ba?) noted in her very first sentence.

But seeing how good-natured everyone including Berem has been in their replies, I decided not to spoil the fun and let it slide.

Merry Christmas dudes!

Sleekydee: ..but then I undastand, who wants money made 4rm violence...*just mi tinkin aloud*

Alfred Nobel and the invention of the dynamite.

adaobi123: Nahhh...

Kk. Was thinking. Saw someone that looked like you.