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Kanwulia: Please. . . this na 'AFTER-CRASH' era o.
NL is still recovering. . . .
Answer the topic or log off!

https://www.nairaland.com/1815050/she-havent-went-school-should/2#24740305



Please, go back to the romance section of NL dummies like you and frolic with your fellow grammarians there!
We don't do 'single and still searching' on this part of NL!
The days of 'IICE CAN I MEET YOU?" ARE LONG OVER!

Now. . .COME ON DOVER. . . . move your bloooooming azzzzzzzzzzzzzzze!!!!
Awobi Mmuo!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r86BJkLZp9w

Bebe!
You get plenty time on your hands.

sexzskil: Kisses my darling! U so educated, at least u've wrote the fact. Innoson cars ko mottors Innooson ni, mtcheeeeew!

This is the most disgusting thread of the year in Nairaland! Nigerians can NEVER make ordinary stoves na where the genius of making bikes kon come from?

Potatoes gon potate; haters gon hate.

truGambit: Deciphering lyrics n cracking punchlines have always been one fascination for me. Most people sit n listen to music just for the beat n catchy jingle like lyrics....nahh....none of those crapy ish, commercial BS for me....
Once upon a tym,it used to b all foreign hip hop krooners;nas,Talib kwali, common, the notorious , immortal techniquetupac ,a tribe called quest, bone thugs n harmony , mos def,(now I CNT even remember some names).....
These cats dropped punchlines n murdered beats faster than assassins on a killing spree. A pure blend of fiery word play,sick punchlines, braggadicio , n sher genius is wat u get whenever u press play.
Over the years hip hop has evolved in Nigeria. Though a lot of wack emcees have also emerged(wudnt call names to avoid wahala)....some real emcees have kept their own.some made It to d mainstream,some remained underground .These rappers in more ways than none have over time caught our ears with their genius lyrics, crazy lines n freestyles.....here's a list of my favourite 9ja lyricist of all tyms.pls feel free to drop ur own list .

10:six-foot-plus
9.overdose
8.2shortz
7.ikechukwu aka killz
6.olamide
5.M.I
4.Jesse jagz
3.vector tha piper
2.terry tha rapman
1.mode nine

For you to list Olamide and not include Phyno has indicated a FUNDAMENTAL PARADIGM fault in your rationale.

Aro007: I am also in the same situation. I am seriously thinking of quitting my bank job but am really scared of the uncertainty. First of all am seriously distracted at work, I have the most annoying boss and the job have seize to be a source of motivation too me even considering the fact that this is my 4th year on the same position.
Although in my own case, I have an IT/power consulting firm. Currently, I have about 5 different banks as my client and it has not been easy for me a reason am very distracted at work. Every effort to hire people that could drive the company to a higher level proved abortive as they often fail to deliver on there responsibilities as soon as they know I am not fully around with the business. There was a time I had abt 4 graduate working for me, but this did not work for me as I spend precious time separating fight between them than actually making progress.
Please I need an advice as am not happy with my condition and I still find it very hard taking that decision

Wonder how you'd feel if those 4 grads working for you, also ran their individual companies where they'd also commit their time and resources to manage.
Do you work on a part-time basis at the bank?

I saw the OP's username, then I wasn't surprised.
No offence.

Yomii: Those who make News don't make Noice; those who make Noice don't make news. If you like pay tithe and if you like don't pay tithe. All I know is as long as you are not a giver, you can never prosper.

Prosper in what sense?

Hmmm. This is the first time I would see a picture of a healthy looking Steve Jobs.
Never knew him to be this plump.

Sagamite: They will never tell you that.

They just want the person praise-singers to scream "GEJ is working".

Even house would easily have cost N100m to build but only worth N7m to sell.

Say what you know.

Ibnsultan: We have been saying these #stopethnicProfiling of northerners in the east. We will begin to take direct action against these useless trend

As in?

savio07: Thanks!

Pleasure.

bigass: I'll start - 32 years old and 9 partners. My husband is 35 years old and has had 23 partners. Yes, it causes a little stress in the relationship. But surprisingly, it doesn't bother him. It bothers me.

You said it 'causes' a little stress.
Are the 23 partners still around?

29 y o. Had 2. Wify 23 had none.

Why do I think the mermaid pics is a photoshop?

It's almost inky-black at the bottom of the ocean or sea. And for those who would say "light from the submarine", the light is supposed to be a sharp beam and not some diffused light that appears to have ripples.

That 9-11 pics is a photoshop. Simple. Take it or leave it.

savio07: Royaldee, sure It's for a just course.

Just cause.

e-herbal:
Idiiot

Why?
I tried it and recovered approx 1.2GB for my RAM. I had been unable to install new apps or update existing ones before now.

@OP, thanks.

No offence, but that TV looks puny by presidential standards.

Funny thing is that I don't even know my ATM PINs. I only remember them as four-letter words.

Looking at these specs, it's obvious that notebooks and netbooks are gradually being edged out into oblivion.

superstar1: how does whatever name i decide to call her your business.

Another Igbo from the cave and redmud of alaigbo. His name says it all. Tiny head, tiny brain.

You're just one of so many Iliterates who can barely spell but go about polluting threads with falsehhood and monkey bile.

Who should talking about cave-dwellings and mudhouses here? Scar-faced nitwit.

superstar1: Liar from the pit of hell, I am not an APC supporter. Even if I am, I have the right to support good governance. I recognise one, when I see one and I can recognise a corrupt stinking and clueless government, when I see one,

What is there in Madam Stealer entering her room and bringing out her MSc certificate from "USA" and let her show the world.

Senate is now her megaphone. Was senate there when she was editing and lying in her CV.

Her name is Stella Oduah.
Are you really this daft?

Okija_juju: Ok.. Chief, I went there,

The guy looks like a crook.. Was tested by the BBC in a covert operation and was exposed to be a crook..

He further compounded his problems when he tried to use Enebeli Elebuwa (of blessed memory) to elevate his profile in a fraudulent healing service scam that was highly publicized by Sign Fireman.

Even the Bible says it in the Book of Matthew 7:15 - the end;

15"Beware of the false prophets, who come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly are ravenous wolves. 16"You will know them by their fruits. Grapes are not gathered from thorn bushes nor figs from thistles, are they? 17"So every good tree bears good fruit, but the bad tree bears bad fruit.…
_Refer....

Dude! I used to thought you was a atheist?

CarmelloANGEL: With his church receiving hordes of miracle seekers every weekend, Pastor Fireman's church auditorium at Aguda, Surulere area of Lagos is reportedly notorious for using semi-nude ushers.

Pics or adonbilivit!

Simples.
Aberration.
Just as we have dudes who have XXY chromosomes and those who dig dudes.

Gold-digging dudes? They are there o. More of an exception than the rule.

No single piece of information on the device, besides the fact that it's 4G and that you can use it to scrape stuff off your burnt casserole.

Akaraoku$:
I would love to know who has used this babe or got this babe in the house!
Mods....front page things please. I want this as my xmas present


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQVKISYQ31s

Now hold on!
You mean you haven't yet bought the fone but just played with it, returned it back to the seller and are now waiting for someone to buy it for you?

Correct me if I am wrong.

ITbomb: My fantasy of honeymoon js more of outdoor, natural setting experience not the hotel room, shopping and movie stuff.
I will prefer Obudu or Tinapa, where we can stroll on the grasses, play, watch the sunset/stars and maybe some water side fun.

Ya. Ya. Roast snake meat over the open fire in a clear moon-lit night...

The attitude really gives me depression.

Bantino: If you offend him, ensure that you appologise accordingly. If the cause of your misunderstanding is not your fault, ignore him for a while, ensure you prepare his food even when he refuses to eat.

If you guys don't have kids yet, wear some skimpy cloths at home, and try so many ways of seducing him without talking to him.

Walk out of the bathroom unclad most times, he may behave as if he's not noticing your moves, just continue. To break him, at night, just pretend to feel cold and tell him to hold you, beleive me, he will gladly hold you and from there one thing leads to another.

When you guys are done making love then you can have a 'brief discussion' with him concerning his attitude, Bleep him after the discussion then sleep off. If you get it right, he will change with time and learn how to talk issues over.

Chisos!!! Choi!
That my girl would turn out to reason like this.
Babe go develop high BP where I dey ignore am every two days. So if I want to do the konko below, all I have to do is to just squeeze face and ignore wifey and I am assured of "honey I'm cold. Hug me please" and all the good things that shall be added on top.

Hmmm... it's good sha. I like it. But don't over do it. It will back fire badly one day. That I assure you. Source of my happiness isn't just sex.

Elli-dude:
Lol..She's had sex just once..With her B.f who she claims to be good at it..

Thought you said she's a nympho?

You this boy, face our studies. Worry about sex and chicks when you are mature enough. When you have your own house.

boofydon: Dis is damn long man! Guess you didn't attend the English class when they taught SUMMARY

Thunder fire you!!!
Jobless buffoon.

yinkard4me: My friend has never used a condom before, not dat he doesn't buh his rod always tears it. And he's a monogamous guy, he has just one galfrnd in his life aside his lovely pregnant fiance back @ home and DO dis babe like morning, afternoon and evening(we dey serve so d babe get him tym well). He uses withdrawals method and d gal has never been pregnant for Him. Mind u, he has a pregnant fiance back @ home. My long epistle implies dat some guys are really good using dis method.

Exclusive withdrawal has been working for me for about a year. Just one gf.
I think it's a matter of mind control.
Friend of mine got stupid, got his girl pregnant and had to marry her.

What did she influence?