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Chipsy1:
Met dis pretty girl on one faithful day, her response was like a miracle...not until d next day, she say her fone fell inside wota! Chai, I consoled her by telling her "god will provide another one 4 u "bae"»»»(Relate 2 pic below) E no do, she say her mum dey sick, say she dey hospital, say she need 5k 2 buy medicine 4 her...na wha o! I told her not to worry, I'll call my pastor so he'll pray 4 her. Now she's getting furious...all dis while I neva see her london o! Now as a sharp badt guy way I be, I knew she go soon feel say I dey stingy(e no dey hard dem). I now told her I have a surprise 4 her...make she tuo down my house, told her not to worry about d cab fair, I'll pay! She came nd I gave her 20k nd I apologised 4 posting her 4 so long...ozugbo ozugbo, she gave me visa 2 her london...no be small tin o. Me way won ask her 2 spend d nite, she said she'll sleep ova! Job well done...but b4 den, I don already tell alobam make him come rob us 4 nite, say my door go dey slightly open...omo, na so I come get bak my money o...plus small change way she carry. She vex go d next morning...wetin concern me...after visiting nd flexing her london 4nd half times dat night...now d hunter has become hunted!!!

. Baddest guy that ever liveth, you be real nigga.

pweetixandy:
Woman wey wan chop ur money go chop am and u won't notice any of these...*continues sleeping*

. You can't try that with me even if you are a marine spirit. M.O.B...

fran6uc:
doz countries & companies afore mentioned are "collateral damages" cos d US cares about nothing else but their continued supremacy & dey won't mind sacrificing a few Americans 2 achieve it not 2 mention other people's sovereignty.
Seems like u don't knw wat d US can do. our continuous communion with dem will always b 2 deer long term gains unless we critically mind hw we mingle with dem white wolves.

. Pls tell her oh. She seems not to understand the oil market.

lionness:
So America is suddenly to be blamed for the crash in global oil price which affects even giant oil companies like Shell, Chevron and Mobile Exxon, which are predominantly American companies. The crash is affecting Saudi Arabia, Venezuela, Iraq, Brazil, countries which have impeccable ties with America as well. Did America spend the $50 billion rainy day reserve GEJ is fittering on his re-election campaign? Seems like the only thing this useless and brainless Government, and its sentimental and tribalistic no brainer media team could proudly point at are just his many local and international enemies, the conspiracies against him, and the many plots against GEJ because he's Christain, because he's a minority, because he's humble, because he's too perfect and because he's blah blah blah.
Jesus, it has never been this pathetic and bad for this country. We have a total FAILURE who keeps pointing fingers at whoever has problem with him. I've never seen a president so terrified of any form of opposition or dissesent. GEJ and his team are total LOSERs. Give them till 10 more years, he will blame the growing poverty, the epileptic power issue, the growing insurgency, the decaying infrastructure, the rot, the corruption, his 1 billion naira food bills, his 10 billion naira on private jet, the oil bunkering, the cabal, the ASUU strike, the sick health system, and every perpetual challenges a reliable government should tackle on the opposition. Such a pathetic, useless and extremely insane government.

. You have obviously not heard of sheal oil that the US is mass producing to devalue normal oil. My dear this oil price crash is more than meets the eye.

Where is Mrs Buhari trending on tweeter. I believe he has lost the votes of women for this lapse.

freetowns:
Available

. What's wrong with it?
Where are the pixs?

antifailure:
Please do not use offensive words on Man of God, do not insult him, you are just ordinary human being, you do not know the true prophet or the fake one. I sincerely advice all Nairalanders that usually insult or criticize men of God to desist from it. Is better you just keep quiet instead of saying what you are not very sure. You do not have any prove to show that he is a fake man of God. Always be careful with what comes out from your mouth. Jesus that came to die for everybody is the same man that said is not what goes into a man that defies him but a man is been defied by what comes out from him. I am very serious because i have attended series of bible institutes, all of them cannot be teaching the wrong gospel at the same time, I use to criticize some men of God but when i was thought the consequences, i knelt down to ask God for forgiveness. I realized that Faith is the most superior thing in the Christian doctrine,
\ May God bless us.

. I pity your gullibility. Fela was right, suffer suffer for world yet pastors dey enjoy. This country is in real soup.

austinebode:
. U just called Adeboye thief. May God forgive you.

if he is not then why is it only those who can contribute over 50million that have access to him directly? I will never forget the statement he made when collecting money for the new auditorium, he said those with 1-5 million should contribute eithin themselves where as 10 -50 million will meet his PA while those with 50million and above will meet him directly. Imagine the discrimination. Religion is nigeria's biggest problem.

Infoseye:
Hello Its been a while since I posted anything on NL gaming forum, I will like to create a thread where I get to post PS3 games for ps3 fans to download and play.

I did not want to get banned or post anything against the forum rules, so can I go ahead and create a thread where nairalanders can request for ps3 games?

. Kindly post your pin.

The OP just said all these to score with NL girls. Any bad thing a man does is always because of a woman, remember adam and eve? Samson and delilah? They all broke their all mighty covenant with God just because of punny. My advice to all men is never make a woman your priority if you want to live long cause their emotional nature will most often than not make them lead you to sin and destruction. Instead always give to women what you can afford to loose. The days of Romeo and Juliet are long dead and gone. Stupid jack actually killed himself for rose in titanic. Bonnie and Claude are both history. So guys pay attention to the words I speak.

These are dark times, there is no denying it... Nigerians better brace up cause shit is about to hit the fan.

Toysn2much made more sense than the original poster.

Like i always tell all my friends, never spend on your girlfriend what you cant afford to loose. Especially nigerian girls. See how all of them are shouting that 6k is too small, i bet none of them are employed hence they don't know that there are lots of families in lagos that survive on less then 6k a month. What a big shame on girls of this generation.

mcquin:
I still don't get your point. If PDP is afraid of the unknown, then my guy the truth stares us in the face that PDP will likely lose.

If they had done their home-work i.e GEJ doing the right thing, he wouldn't need to be scared After all many queued bhind him including my humble self in 2011.

And dude Pls Google is your friend, there has been lots of President's losing to opposition even lately.

either way buhari cannot save Nigeria, why? Because this is a democracy and his powers will be limited.

How does ibb maintain his youthful body? When RMD is looking like a cancer patient? #justasking.

As usual majority of the girls here are children, they have no clear statement about what a guy is supposed to gain from a relationship but are very quick to list all that a man must do in a relationship. What a biased and unfair country, i really pity this generation. Op, to answer your question even thou am not a girl, you are supposed to gain a confidant, an assert, an adviser, a helper and hopefully a your better half. Confidant in the sense that whatever you tell her she takes it to the grave.
Assert in the sense that when ever you are in a jam, she will vouch for you.
Adviser in the sense that she tells you how to maximise the money you spend and make it last.
Helper in the sense that she helps you with occasional chores etc
Better half? When you meet one you will know. My advice is date matured women who think of the future and not the types that are numerous here on nairaland.

It's like majority of the girls here are runs girls, look at how they are telling the op to keep shut. Haba, will you girls allow your brothers marry a harlot? Am really scared of Nigerian girls of this generation. God help us guys.

mcquin:
Ask Jonathan to first give a free hand to INEC to operate. Why must Jega be the sole person to know the results and not voters. Why tell media houses not to announce results? What is PDP now afraid of?

I see you lots keep saying it is difficult removing an incumbent President. Can you tell me the reasons why it is difficult?

The answer is simple, people fear the unknown and correct me if am wrong but i dont think any president in the world has lost a second term.

sortpub:
My general,
Above all:
You are the choice of the people,
You are the voice of the people,
The voice of the people is the voice of God.
You are the Lord's choosen.
Come May 2015, you shall be anointed.

and what happens when he looses next year? Will he continue to make the country ungovernable?

Everyone knows condoms sell most on valentine's day.

[quote author=Kachisbarbie post=29113705][/quote]1.My mum had her phd when i was about 13. So anyone who says you cant have a career and a family at the same time is just plain lazy.
2.My parents where living in face me i slap you when they got married now they have over 3 houses across the country.
Let's just face it, most women of today don't have what it takes to make a good marriage no thanks to the Beijing conference...

tosyne2much:
A random lady sent me a request on BBM and she refused to msg me first.. I striked a convo with her, only for me to get monosyllabic replies and I was like WTF !!

E.g, Tosyne2much-- Hello welcome to my list. Pls do you know me in person ?

Girl-- No

Tosyne2much-- So how did you get to add me ?

Girl-- Dunno

** I delete am sharp sharp

LMAO.

kristina1:
Mood determines the way people chat.

point of correction, only women need a good mood to have a simple conversation. No matter how vexed a man is he can still hold a simple conversation, it's mood swings like yours that scare me away from women. PMS is even worse, men are really trying.

vizkiz:
so you chicks spend 60% of everyday having mood swings?

Women have the most annoying mood swings ever. They blame it on estroge.

Bring her to me...

Didn't i say linda is a rumor munger? I pity her followers...

Like Eminem said keep on hating while his money piles up... That gossip girl has got something coming for her...

All of you claiming he acted like a kid would have done worse after all he is just human, oops i forgot this news was gotten frim nigerias number 1 amebo linda ikeja or is it ikeji, she never posts anything good about wizkid so am not surprised...

@bodejohn,noted. At least the thread is alive and active once again.

Fela said it all and my signature simplifies it.

pheleix:
Where did it say 100% or 120% Efficiency.

Have you guys thought about companies labelling panels with greater than or equal power to the nameplate rated power. A 300W panel could be labelled 270W

For example, in the picture attached (Solarworld 270w)
Multipling the max voltage and max current give approx 272.23

pls read the Wikipedia article properly