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Damiso
how u dey? pele

take it easy o

Contactuzo
hey my man. wassup
presentations? thats my AOC. when i was in consulting, i facilitated a lot of training sessions and ive gone beyond the petty stage fright.
lemme share one experience with u

when i started working in the consulting firm in 2006, my first engagement was in Asaba. Then we were supposed to have a strategy retreat with the commissioners and the directors in the ministry. the present guvnor came in as the sec. to d state Guvnor. my boss from our S.Africa ofice took the first day and the 2nd day. then the 3rd day was meant to be how to teach these people quality control and management tools; thts how my oga backed out that he was not ready to teach those tools.

on the blessed day, i climbed the stage ready to start presenting
then one voice from the back said, "who be this boi" they protested that how one small boi from nowhere go come stand in front of commisioners. the whole thing was settled and the stage was set for me to teach

kai!! i forgot everything i studied the night b4 cos of the initial gra gra. i stood there looking sideways, sweating profusely and not saying anything. i got my voice back like 35mins after and i started to talk. i was shocked cos the people that were hostile initially started encouraging me. somebody said, "c'mon u can do it, speak up". all i know is that, it was a success cos they said they gained a lot

eversince then, its being smooth anytime i present. now i be pro sef

~get on stage and start hitting the nail on d end.
~adopt the pavorrotti stand (not sure of the spelling) with hands opened
~engage the audience to calm ur nerves
~modulate ur voice
~maintain some eye contacts with the audience
~ur hand gestures should be swift and cool (just like Clinton and Obama)
~study the slides very well so ur transition wouldnt be haphazard
~look from ur laptop and not from the projection
~ talk ur way to stardom

this is not in any particular order o.

nyways, best of luck
why do u call me egbon? i started working 2005 and i'll clock 4 years working by August and i aint 30 yet

Jon
please, send some puff puff to me o

people, have a nice day at work

Gooners have to be realistic:

Cesc has been absent - and we CANNOT really play without him - sad but true. For us to have scraped the kind of points we have, and to have gone on our best run of the season (9 games unbeaten) should not be discountenanced.

Yes MU have gone 11 games without conceding. Yes Villa has won 6 away games on the trot. But Liverpool with a virtually completely fit side has failed to win in the league for 3 games straight. Apart from Villa, West Ham and Utd, we've copped more points in the last 6 games than anyone else in the league - all this without our best player.
Form-wise, Everton has been as good as Arsenal, I am not surprised it was a draw in the end.

I'm not saying our performance is good enough by any means, AW has certainly gambled and it has backfired. But we have improved over where we were a few weeks back. The job is by no means done, and we have to improve further in the last 15 games.

Arsene is doing something to strengthen - paying (or attempting to pay) £15m for any player by AW shows you he KNOWS something needs to be done. Let the window close before we get futher worked up.

Enough of the hand wringing - we need to get behind this side. They can STILL deliver a trophy this season, despite all the problems. I remain confident of that.

Gunner 1965

you have started again this man
wake up and smell the coffee. you are 5 points behind Villa not UTD.
ure making excuses cos Cesc has not been playing, it may interest you to know that UTD just played 11 games without conceding a goal without some of those that played the UCL final. Hargo, RIO, Evra (sometimes) and Brown.
Playing without ur best player shouldnt translate into moving down the ladder and if moving down the ladder is as a result of not having a robust squad, then blame the gaffer for being in that situation.

wenger is a pillock!!

2 hr 10 mins !!!
that was cool from FED.

Roddick and Federer on
good game .

This might be another 5 hour game from what im seeing
first set to FED ; lets see

hmmm
u guys need to poison those Villa guys o like u did some years back to spurs

yawa go gas o if u guys dont play in the UCL next year

more points to be dropped this weekend

we'll probably be leading u guys with 6 points b4 u come to OT

Evra's return to the squad means[b] WOE [/b] to Premiership teams.

seconded!!

hello people
shey u guys passed o (level 1 candidates)

all the best o

Emperoh
Dayo has been arrested for child molestation. Hes awaiting trial in Texas.
Hes got a good lawyer tho. i hope he survives this.

hes allowed to use the internet once per day. he'll come out strong
he needs all our prayers.

The way we tend to rubbish oshea on this thread baffles me a lot. fine, the guy may not be top class but he has always be useful to manu cause.
remeber 2006/2007 when our revival in premiership started, which true manu fan will ever forget the match against liverpool at anfield, with
scholes already sent off, oshea from no where surfaced in box six to score the only goal that won the match for us.
What about against everton in the same season, we were down by two goals, he scored the first goal that kick-started our come back and we eventually won the match 4-2 but the importance of that win shud be measured againt the fact that chelsea was seriously closing on us.
Some people could say i am talking in the past, what about the stiker-like-goal he scored in the carling cup againt derby. He also filled in commendably for evra when he was suspended for 4 matches and since his injury started. His veratility for us is unequal ,right-back, left back,centre-back, mid-field, centre half not forgeting his goal-keeping heroics againt t'tham.
He may not be a ronaldo, he has had couple of bad games but for heaven sake the guy he is not o-shit.

what about the lone goal against Liverpool at Anfield.
Hes a good squad player but he can be dumb sometimes

nana
oje rerin sita. kosi enikeni to le mu e si

emi komo any ofo mo. ive exhausted all the incantations i learnt.
i need some ogunde and sokoti alagbede oruns films.
with those i can deal with farotika (babalawo of NL)

@poster
na lie den lie for u

Sauron and Tmoni
dont mind them haterz. im not responding to them anymore

Sauron
ill send my acct details soon.
hehe

Eastbay
i didnt rig na. u and this ur Ijaw scopes. since u moved to PH, ur whole being don change
dont worry, ill send 10% of the dough as soon as my bankers inform me i have some cash in my acct.
lets hope sauron will not fck up sha

J-k baba
how is u?
hw ur babes? easy o

jon
nice one man. thts a good CV uve got there. i havent even done half of the years u have done all together
u must be a very big mannn o

thts good, one of these days, we'll chat and lets see what i can pick from u

Sauron
i want $1,000. i dont want DVD

Eastbay
i be proper Lagos boi but i didnt cheat. i looked at the pics for 5 mins b4 attempting it
if u ask me again, ill probably get it wrong
cant even remember what i picked again

mancs
one guy is making me vex on fb
someone asked for the greatest player ever playing in the epl, they started saying stuffs like henry, zola , cantona and co and i droppd mine saying CR7 cos hes done what none of the players listed have done

see missiles if they had gun, ill probably be dead by now
abeg, is anything wrong with peoples head? how is what Zola did better than what CR7 has done? or am i the sick one?
cos i think those guys are going crazy

I

will prolly fill u guyz in later on. bye 

On a second thot, let me gist u about yesterday's.

Yesterday was fun for me and a lil fulfilling.

I am into marketing communications and events management, so I get to go for marketing once in a while. I enjoy talking to people I must say, but I have just been lazy lately. Yesterday was fun cos I got some positive responses from some prospective clients. The weather helped matters too. It wasn't too hot neither was it too cold.

I will stop here for now hoping today will still pick up

so u go fit become my wedding planner when i don ready shey?
good one. ko si wahala

Hello People
was wondering what happened to everybody. . .
is it that work is getting too much or what?

. . . .my productivity has been low lately cos ive been battling with cold. The thing refused to go o after taking medications. Blocked nose et al. nyways, im coping.
work as usual is a 'going concern'. im here to fill in the space cos my head is shut down for today.
signed some docs already, interviewed some young chaps who wanna come in here. cool guys and gurls.
one of the peeps got a distinction in the only good school in Coventry. Left to me, ill take the guy in straight but lets see how he performs facing the MD.

Im forseeing a stormy session with one of our SPVs tonite. One of the investment has totally gone sour and the board has demanded to see the management of the coy. I wish i can be excused from that meeting cos e go remain make dem no throw blows today.

My Gambia parole is having k-leg. The peeps over there seem not to know anything (apologies to Muki). Or how hard is it for someone to organise a high profile retreat. Im having a feeling we have an incompetent lots over there. Not looking forward to meeting them

ok o, lemme attend to some other coded issues on my desk
hoping to hear from others. Cristalz, Tollu, Debo, Muki, Oyb, damiso, lawyer, contactuzo and jon. oya guys wetin dey happen for una side?

Emperoh
ok i gotcha. The market? which one? capital market?

i don chop clean mouth for dat side b4 gbege started. Still in some tho.
U cant run away from the choice apples if u know what im saying

Good game guys
we are on a roll now i guess

good win people
i didnt see the game tho. (sick)

Its good to know RIO and Brown played a part in the win.
Nice one. what is it im hearing about Vida? i hope they are not gonna ban him for more than a game.

Just read now that Wenger feels Everton can win the EPL
why not Hull city?

Sauron
are u saying we are not playing this weekend? what date are we playing?

Smurfy??

Don't go to bed. . . . . . .Game will start by 8.15 GMT.

ok sir!!!

Cristalz
yeah. i've got cold and i still need to leave VI for mainland.
ill see 2nd half tho. might wait sha

It is. . . . . . . . . . .
1st tier ticket allocation is inclusive plus tremendous discounts.

oh i see. ill buy for my wife next season

game postponed ke?
im going to bed

Ferguson sent me a txt some 30 mins ago.
I get the line up at least 1 hr before the game.
Go and renew your membership and enjoy this platinum service.

ok. but what platinum service are u talking about?
is it any diff. from what others enjoy?

Sauron
is that our line up?
where did u see that?

A- Fabio da Silva
B- Raphael da Silva
C- Raphael da Silva

thats my final answer this man
ahn ahn!!

Sauron
thats my final answer. dont confuse me 

J-k
we must score more than a goal tonite and not concede any
we havent conceded in 10 games
lets see how Tev and Berba do the collabo

A- Fabio da Silva
B- Raphael da Silva
C- Raphael da Silva

not sure tho

J-k
wassup man, long time

Cristalz
i think that physio list thingy will help
glad Brown, Rio and Evra will be back this weekend
thats good news

Meet a guy who spend his last dime on some girls, He kept buying everything those girl requsted for and at the end of the day he was asking me to raise him up with 200bks,I asked him when those girls asked him to buy things for them cant you say, He said He cant cause He doesnt had the gut to do so.

the more u give, the more u receive
its a divinely appreciated!

he will sell his personal effects soon. mungo park!!!

interesting
somebody else's wife

talk to ur pastor about it

@eastbay
hey pal
sorry i didnt get back to you yesterday

i actually tried to find out when Brown is coming back but didnt get nothing.
maybe sauron has info on him sha

O seni laanu pe ko si ona miran afi ti o ba gba fun mi

Moyola, mo setan lati fi gbogbo nkan ti o ba nfe te o lorun, iwo saa ti se te mi

ole oloju kokoro
Toyin nikan soso lati fi fun e, se ori gbogbo awon ti onfi oju ri yen, oju e lori won, ete e koleba won

jekin kawon fun e
Moyola-aburo mi atata, smurf, bubblegum
bowun e ko fidi jale, ko si ohun to masele

ole wombia

hmm
SWP, Bridge and now Cudicini

whos next?
Alex, Malouda and kalou?

global warming is really affecting u people