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then tell her to waka commot for here

try getting d details of that ur sis in Cali, i need her asap

oh, u now sell cars

abajo wey traffic wan kill me for lagos
shey na this babe dey ditribute moto for here

orisirisi

u be first bank staff
ive spoken to like 8 already

100million if all of u bring 100m, then u guys will have like 100 trillion at the end of the day
hehehehe, ur management are high on drugs
rubbbisshh

Cristalz
dont mind me o. ill sort myself out quickly
as for my boss, i dont know why the weed smoker feels i smoke weed. i wish i can tell him to go self-service off one day
but the thing about the guy is, hes the best person outside work. hes just a damn slave master.
ill cope with him, i need the dough

peeps, have a great day at work o!!

Emperoh
no dey answer muki jare. eversince her husband don dey flirt for romance , shes been having sleepless nights. just leave her alone o

i dont know that guy o. heared he was bought from stoke through royal antwerp in Belgium. hes a defender.
do we need anybody again? maybe as an extra body, he'll be useful someday. no one knows when hes gonna come handy

Debosky I no dey do pastor runs jare, make we do Oluwo own. What Oluwo has joined together, who dares put asunder?

debosky, u berra run. this one na mammywater

Dayo
why people dey run from u na? omo go do surgery to ur thing o, nobody wan wound

okiz, me i don find person
i wont tell u now cos witches full here

did we just sign anybody from Stoke?
what are we gonna do with all these people?

but the man said no more signing this year?

I know more footie u'll ever know in 10 years. U're just a layman, while i once worked with the sports section of Mail Online, UK.
Empty vessels always make the loudest noise.

hehehehehe, do i need to work for a sport journal to know footie? noooo, dont tell me those who work as sports correspondents went to school to study it

with this kind of response from u, i can safely conclude u dont know JACK!!!
and even if u do, ull do berra using some of the gifts God deposited in ur head. use ur brains when analysing soccer.
if i owned a sports journal and u wrote that nonsence, ill get u fired!!!

get back to school and learn how to reason logically when arguing. whoever employed u should have sent u to cover the cricket games i insist.

heyyy my people
wha gwan?

who are the noise makers?

whats gonna happen on Sunday? good to know Evra is back, we should fire on all cylinders.
ive got no doubt in ma mind as regards Sunday
2-1 it will end in our favour

Thank God for CR7 o
our prayers at the beginning of this year are getting instant answers or how do we explain that boi messing up his legs
make God deliver us from our enemies!!!

Happy Birthday Debo.  .  .hope my gift is on its way to me

You don't work on fridays? Lucky you. Now that's how it's supposed to be,lol. What's NFR by the way?

I'm so tired right now, enough chasing today. The cash wasn't flowing in fast enough so I had to go out and get it.  .  .from Senate building (very crappy, confusing hallways by the way. They didn't even decorate for Christmas! ) to State house to FCDA, concluding at Maitama. Guess I was the official paper chaser today,lol.
To make matters worse, I was up late last night no thanks to NL  so I got little sleep.  .  .my head kept aching and my phones kept ringing incessantly. I feel like going to Saudi to marry a fearsomely rich Arab and live the life of the independently wealthy touring the world in a luxurious yacht for the rest of my days
My boss has still got the back-from-my-long-break zeal and she ain't sparing no one.

Now I'm trying to tidy up paper work before calling it a day so I won't have so much to do tomorrow. But the day was successful though.  .  .got a few heavy cheques  Good promises for tomorrow too. This thing is actually fun when you're getting lovely results,lol.
Wish the shares were going as fast. Oh well.  .  .win some lose some.

***ahem*******
my father used to own the tallest building in west africa

today was hectic!!!
can u imagine. after all the good work i did for ma boss yesterday, he woke up in London barking orders to me in Lagos via the phone. when i go become employer sef? my own go worse
i worked awy from my office today. one of ma clients is soliciting for this company rating to enhance their bid when they storm the market for their public offerings.

had a meeting with the rating people, the client and on how to start collating responses for the questionnaire needed for the rating.
worked on one NDA i don dey pursue with one of these multinational fund raisers and one thing messed me up today
the model ive been working on for so many days was based on wrong and faulty assumptions. my boss saw it, called me a chronic weed smoker. i just dey laff when the guy told me what i did. rubbishh
no be ma fault. i get some woman palaver now and the thing dey worry me

tmr is another day people. ill make it a good day hopefully

and thats what you think. ur opinion

bury people in residential houses?
na spiritual house be dat. cant live there

wetin do cemetry na?
abi una wan turn una houses to cemetry
na real wa o

@debosky
hapi buffday!!
u popping some henny?

Iceblue
so what are u guys doing? i tot all i need to do is just mention my choice and u'll fix it.
so how is it done?

didnt i see debo dropping off a list just now?

spiky
when did i tell u dat? dont miscontrue my shakara for another thing o, u gat game for me?

abeg
who i go marry? abi den don share dem finish?

Debo wants spiky?

cant even cook. maybe i can do indomie
i cooked indomie and the water was too much

How is it a seperate issue? is it not part of safety precautions?If the govt want to tackle this problem once and for all they have to get to the root of the problems,have you seen the way these okada riders ride,riding in front of tankers as if they are on a suicidal mission.So you are saying as long as they use helmets it's alright to drive recklessly.
I have read some of your post on how riders use helmets in developed countries,well i need to point out the obvious in case you hadn't noticed,this is Nigeria.In developed countries you don't see riders take one way,you don't see power bikes without side mirrors,you don't see riders who learnt how to ride that morning go and and making james bond moves on the road,the riders in these countries don't use their bikes for commercial purposes and lastly they don't have law enforcers that can be bribed with as little as 20bucks to get away with any offense.

And can you blame nigerians for being negative,this a country where are leaders have disappointed the people over and over again,national id,census(till date we havent seen the results).need i mention more?

thank u
somebody say give us light not helmet

@

Eastbay,
Thanks for feeling me. World class is BEST of the BEST. People don' seem to understand. Okocha, Kanu et al are one of the best, but they are certainly not best of the best. Maybe someday, we'll get there.

u will do better analysing cricket. desist from doing what you cant do
best of the best ma foot

Aboutrika won the CAF African footballer of the year, Adebayor came second while Zaki came third
The awards will be given in Lagos sometime soon

where did jascobee get this thing from?
even The BBC award hasnt been concluded yet

Nature as a noun has a lotta meanings
il try here
Nature (natural scenery or the universe with all its phenomena) = ayika in yoruba

Nature (the particular combination of qualities belonging to a person, animal, thing, or class by birth, origin, or constitution; native or inherent character: human nature.) =iru. for example, iru alakoso wo ni won fe gbe wa si kilaasi wa. the tone on the iru is (re re)

itumo nature fun emi ni yen o

We have come of age to the point that we don't miss any player.
Did u miss Hargo?? Scholesy earlier in the season?
Have u missed Evra? Rio??
I can remember Vidic didn't play at Stamford Bridge and a young Johnny Evans put up a magnificent display!!

Fergie has built a nuclear weapon at Old Trafford. Derby would be pulverised.

whaT about against Barca. Brown was readily available. this squad is so large that the fringe players can win the epl

thank God for today o

i actually tot it was gonna be hectic but thank God, it was smooth all through. My boss made it easy with his constant "fantastic job" on the fone while giving feedbacks. I felt like a superstar today sha

what happened
i did some of my black scholes thingy, met with some of the issuing houses people to discuss timetables and timelines, perfected the roadshow document for the upcoming IPO, did some window shopping at honda place. omo boi fe change moro , completed the necessary docs to send to sec et al

it wasnt like a typical day at work cos my oga wasnt around to harass people. im leaving early today in Jesus name

where in the world would a player of Tevez' class be ON LOAN for TWO WHOLE years? At Real? Barca? Milan? Juventus? Chelsea? Arsenal?? None - he'd be signed permanently or sold on.

i tot Tevez was in West Ham b4 he came to UTD?
didnt Real and co see him fighting for survival in west london?
ah!! na wa o for debosky

This na my year of marital happiness - can I hear a Loooouuudddd Aaameeeennnnnn!  

The girls I'm eyeing are Stillwater, Cristalz (make Hemperror no see am oh  ), Spikecylinder and busy_body

u need Jesus's assistance with this o. all these women will choke u o

try busy-body

El Mesias (Lionel Messi) grabbed a hat trick at the vicente calderon last night and was heralded by a standing ovation when he stepped out of the field by the crowd and Diego Maradona himself.

Messi is the best in the world.

and so? maybe FIFA are not seeing all the ovation/ariwo people are giving. or are u saying they are blind in FIFA?
please send them the clips so they can remember to make him the world best.

even if u use juju, messi wont win.

eyin oniranu dede
ase ogbon ori gbogbo yin ko tonkan rara
ewo ni ija ajakudorogbo laarin awon ti arope opolo won sise deede.

ija obinrin loku yinka lodun tuntun? boya ke bere lowo ori tofije wipe, ko si nkan mere mere te le gbese ju ija lori obinrin
opolo yin ti yoro eyin booda agbaya meji
elo wase se

Hhahahahhaha
No vex jare
Am doing good. . . . You?
Wishing you the very best this new year

thank u o, wish u the best this 09 too

tkb,
What's ya own?Na only you wan collect hug?

im sawryy oo say i put mouth

haba Funky
u too dey disappear!
how u dey? long time